#I've got D&D and can't go and would never have agreed to go if this was part of the discussion from the fucking beginning

[hauntedfalcon]

I'm going fucking inSANE no one FUCKING listens to me and I get to fucking SUFFER for it

[hughjackmansbicep]

The Seamstress

Contains: Logan Howlett X F!Reader

Summary: Youre a seamstress and he seems to have an endless supply of holey clothes....

Wordcount: 1.2k

Warnings: None :D

a/n: haiiiiii ive always loved this trope in fics !!! tehe!! srry for not writing much recently i got fired from my job LOL anywayssss... i was listening to the smiths writing this unrelated but related.

Most days bled together, the same mundane routine playing out in front of you each day. Wake up, go to work, go home, eat takeout, and pass out to some soap opera. Currently, the highlight of your life was finding out what was going to happen next on The Days of Our Lives. You were a seamstress in the middle of Manhattan; you owned a small shop off 64th, and although you were living out your dream, nothing excited you anymore. Every task felt exhausting; you couldn't even find passion in sewing anymore. That was until he stumbled into your shop.

“Hi, yeah, I was wondering if you'd be able to sew this up for me.” He grumbled, holding up what appeared to be some yellow and blue jumpsuit. You'd almost forgotten to respond, completely captivated by his sheer beauty. His gorgeous face, chiseled body, kitty-like hair, and you can't forget the unusual yet totally working for him mutton chops. “U-um, ahem, yeah, I totally could.” You manage to choke out, reaching for the clothing item. “How long do you reckon it'll take?” You examine the clothing carefully; it's decorated with rips and holes everywhere. He's lucky if I can get this finished by the end of the week, “Tomorrow.” Your mouth moves quicker than your brain can. “Cool, I'll come by at 10? Is that alright?” He asks, slowly backing out of the shop, his eyes never leaving you. ‘10am? I can't begin to do that either; I mean, I wouldn't get to sleep tonight’. “Yep! See you at 10!” Cure that mouth of yours; you give him a smile and an awkward wave as he makes his way out the door.

You blow your breath out as if you'd been holding it the entire time, sinking down into your chair. You silently cursed at yourself for agreeing to such a stupid timeframe, but this meant you could binge Days of Our Lives tonight, so maybe it wasn't half bad.

The rest of the day went just as you expected. A couple hems, a few cinches—nothing out of the ordinary apart from the comic book cosplay you agreed to revive back to life. It was currently 3 o’clock in the morning; you'd been sitting there sewing the garment for 7 hours. Honestly, you'd been making great time; you were so close to finishing, maybe 20 stitches left total. Somewhere between the last stitch and a doctor getting slapped, you'd passed out on your living room floor.

You'd awoken to the feeling of your feline licking your cheek, causing you to immediately shoot up off the floor. Your eyes frantically searching for a clock, the power Must’ve gone out sometime around 5 in the morning because that's all you saw flashing back at you on the stove. In a frenzy, you started throwing random clothes on, praying they'd match, shoving the costume in a garment bag, and running out the door. Thats when you finally looked down at your phone, seeing the time read 10:03, “God damnit.” You whined under your breath. Your shop was only a couple blocks away, but that was still a 15-minute walk, so you sprinted. You probably looked like a complete lunatic, but you couldn't care less right now. The incredibly hot customer probably waiting outside your doors was the utmost important thing on your mind.

Dripping in sweat and hyperventilating as you turned the corner to where your shop was, you saw him just as you thought you would. Leaning up against the door, one arm crossed over his torso as he took a drag from his cigar with his other. God, he looked heavenly, and you... Well, maybe not your best day, but definitely not your worst. “Hey, sorry I'm late.” You breathed out, hands resting on your knees as you caught your breath. “But I've got your thingy.” You hold the garment bag up; he just furrows his eyebrows at you, cocking his head to the side. His silence makes you feel more embarrassed than you already do. You get up to unlock your doors, ushering him to follow you inside.

You check him out at the register; the only words being exchanged were the cost of the repairs and where he can tap his card. He walked out with a smile and a nod, a soft ‘Thanks’ escaping his lips before the door shut. You throw your head in your hands, feeling shame wash over you. You were hoping and praying he was going to leave his number on the receipt, but obviously he did not. I mean, why would you have had him waiting and showed up looking like a complete mess? Not very good looks. You simply had to chop it up as a loss and return back to the mundaneness of your life.

The very next morning, though, he was here again, this time holding an old brown jacket. He'd said there was a small hole in the pocket he wanted fixed. This time it only took you all 20 minutes. You asked him to wait upfront as you brought the jacket to the back to repair it. When you returned, you checked him out the same as before, and he left exactly the same as before. This became an everyday routine for the two of you. Every day he'd walk in with some worn-out article of clothing asking you to stitch it up; you always obliged, even if the clothes looked and smelled like they came from 1987. You always did wonder how this guy had so many ripped-up clothes just lying around, and why wouldn't he just bring them in all at once?

This charade had been going on for 2 weeks now when you finally decided to break from your usual script of ‘thank you, come again’. “Why is everything you own torn apart? Is everything okay back home?” You asked as he slipped his card into the machine. You could see the heat rising to his cheeks as he tried to hide a smirk creeping its way on his face. “You want me to be honest with you?” He looked up at you, pursing his lips together in a thin line. You nodded your head, waiting for him to continue, “I honestly thought you were gorgeous when I first walked into your shop.” Now your cheeks started burning red as your eyes went wide. “So every day since then I head into Goodwill and find anything I can with a hole in it so I can find an excuse to come see you.” This was the first time you'd ever seen this man avoid eye contact with you. You couldn't find your words as your throat had gone dry. He was into you??? And here you were this whole time thinking you ruined your shot (and that he was homeless, but you weren't going to tell him that). 

"Well, say something.” He exasperated, snapping you out of your daze. “I honestly don't know what to say; I’m shocked. I get off at 6 if y’know... You wanted to grab something to eat?” You offer awkwardly, smiling through the pain of how anxious you sounded. He looks up to you finally meeting your gaze, a soft smile painted on his lips. “Ill be here to pick you up at 6 doll.” He grabs your hand, planting a gentle kiss on your knuckle. He walked out the door, leaving you in utter shock and denial for the rest of your shift.

hi ps u can always request me shtuff to write! :3

[thehorrorsoftheblackbunnymask]

We need facts about YANDERE CREEPYPASTA ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AU!!! Only if you want to and take your time. I just got really excited hearing this as I love zombie movies

Something Short (Zombie AU Introduction)

Author's Note: I've had this AU idea for months, but I just never got to it.

Warnings: Murder, Torture, Sexual Harrasment, Kidnapping, Human Trafficking (Mentions), Mental Abuse, Sexual Abuse, Human Experiments, Gore, Physical Abuse, Manipulation, Dehumanization, Sadism, Being Held To Extremely High Standards, Dictatorship, And Obession

Ok, so. I picture the virus that caused the whole outbreak to be a mixture between the walking dead zombies, and the Train to Busan zombies, you know.

Now, you're pretty much one of the few who survived the outbreak. You and your two brothers are wondering around looking for a permanent place of residence. You found one society, but it was destroyed soon after you got there.

In this AU, EJ is the leader of a cannibalistic city. They live in a heavily fortified town somewhere in Pennsylvania. EJ is the doctor and leader of this colony. One day you and your brothers get kidnapped by a few of their members, and you only survived because EJ took an interest in you. Your brothers were kept alive as a way to keep you in line, but you knew they were barely surviving.

One day, your brothers escaped, leaving you behind. Once you escape, your main motivation is reuniting with your brothers, or at least find out what happened to them.

You were trapped with EJ for about 8 months, and those months were hell. Unlike my other AUs and Canon were EJ puts up a fake mask of kindness and care, Zombie AU EJ is heartless right off the bat. It's the end of the world, you either do what he tells you, or you're tonight's dinner. So, you're now labeled as his pet, even the other civilizations know about you, the poor pet of Cannubal King. You would constantly be a victim to his twisted experiments, but after each one he'd comfort you. His constant switched in personality and behavior is what makes you have a blurred perspective of him. In this AU, EJ is the one you're most terrified of, not the Proxies.

Now, the Proxies are opportunist. They are the people in the apocalypse to kill, kidnap and sell people as a way to make it buy. They're the most dangerous to look for because they're doing anything to survive. After 8 months past, you're able to escape. You end up wondering around for about 3 days before you find a little shed in the woods. When you get there, the shed is filled with a decent amount of food and water. However, as you inspect a small can, you're whacked in the head with a crow bar. When you wake up, three men are standing in front of you. They all discuss what their going to do to you before they agree to keep you. The Proxies are no stranger to keeping pets, but each one of them have died in someway, and you're just another replacement. Out of all the proxies though, Toby ends up becoming completely in love and obsessed with you, while Masky and Hoodie have a more possessive, sexual obsession with you.

Ben is the leader of a tech society. His society was able to keep electricity and tech running, making the most advanced civilization. However, getting in is extremely hard, and being a citizen there sucks. Ben is a dictator. If you hold no use to him, you're getting sent out into the heard. You disobey or betray him, sent to the Cannibal Colony. And not to mention, he had eyes and ears everywhere. Everyone in the city has to do their part if they want to stay, and if you don't, Oh well. Also, being one of Ben's favorites sucks even more. If he likes you for your skill or talent, he holds you to an impossible standard, and he enjoys to watch those people try so hard to meet it. No one is ever good enough for him, and he'll gladly torture those who can't obey. If he likes you for his sexual desires, you're running on his schedule. He expects you to do your own work, and fulfill his desires.

So, how do you two meet? You actually met back when you were with EJ. Just like in every AU, Jeff, EJ, and Ben are all really close friends, and EJ paid a visit to Ben in order to collect new Tech. There you caught Ben's eyes. Ben joked with EJ, saying that if he ever got bored of you, he'll gladly take you. He would never hide his stares, and always made his intentions with you painfully clear. He would never do anything to you physically since he likes and respects EJ to much, but he meant what he said when he told EJ that he'd take you if he didn't want you anymore.

LJ is a loner, but what he does is kinda weird. LJ stays in a abandoned fair ground. Rides and attractions are still up. Thanks to Ben, LJ is able to keep the tech working, and it often attracts wonders. LJ collects walkers and uses them for his circus shows. Anyone who stumbles upon his grounds are welcomed to stay. So, there's often people hanging out there because, 1, free food, 2, fun rides, 3, protection from walkers, and 4, entertainment. Once there's enough people, LJ holds a circus show. In this show, LJ summons a gas that drugs everyone for a short period of time. During this time, LJ takes some members of the audience, steals everyone's weapons, and ties them down to their chairs. Then, he uses the people he kidnapped for his twisted little show. Some people would be eaten by walkers, others would be forced to do extremely dangerous stunts, and the rest would just be brutally tortured. But at the end of the show, everyone in the tent would be dead. Now rinse and repeat, and that's what LJ does.

You and your brothers came across LJ's circus, but you guys left after a short while, not aware that you almost lost your lives.

Liu are kinda like mercenary. Liu gathers Intel for other groups, kidnaps people, and sells people just to get by. He's never in one place for too long, and many fall for his charm and charisma. His most consistent client is Ben, and Ben considers him a member of his city, even though Liu begs to differ.

How did you two meet? Jeff had dragged Liu to the proxies place due to the Proxies not keeping the end of a deal they made. You were watching from a top the stairwell when Liu noticed you. Liu is a hard-core sadist and doesn't really care about love or sex, violence his thing due to Sully's influence. But I can see him instantly falling for you. I feel like before Sully manifested, Liu was such a lover boy, but I can see him always being a blunt and manipulative bastard. Despite Jeff being Liu for support, Liu just stared at you as you sat ontop of the stares quietly, hoping that he would take his eyes off you.

Jeff is another wonderer. He could deadass care less about the apocalypse. He's normally by himself, in a cabin, either getting high or murdering people he comes across. He's deadass chilling.

Just like Ben, Jeff met you through EJ. Jeff doesn't really have any feelings towards you at the moment since he doesn't pay much attention to you, but that will slowly change.

QNow, last major plot idea. Since EJ is a doctor, and Ben is the tech guy, I can see the two of them looking for a cure to the virus. But, they often use random people as experiments for these. Back when you were with EJ, you were forced to witness them, and in one test, the person starting to develop sores and bumps all over their body, and it got so bad that they ended up swelling up like a balloon.

[redbatchedcumbermayned]

It all started under a duvet held up by an oar

Not so long ago I emailed Chris Tester, the voice of Heinrix van Calox in Owlcat’s recently released CRPG Rogue Trader, and asked if he would like to sit for an interview with me. Having some experience in interviewing people I like, most famously Oscar winner and all-around sweetheart Eddie Redmayne, this was not a completely nerve-wracking endeavour. And within a day of sending my email, Chris said yes. And what a pleasure it was interviewing him: Chris was so generous with his time, that the agreed upon 30 minutes turned into 50 minutes as we brushed upon many topics from his start as a theatre actor to his first voice-over role in a video game to his recently discovered hobby of playing D&D. Of course, we also spoke about all things Warhammer 40k, his new found fame brought on by voicing Heinrix and the insights he could share about the character.

I will publish this interview in three parts over the next week in text form and with the accompanying audio file (the audio quality is not spectacular but tumblr limits uploads to 10MB). If you quote or reshare, please quote me as the original source.

Part 2 of the interview

Part 3 of the interview

Fran: Thank you very much for taking your time.

Chris Tester: That's no problem. No problem at all.

F: So then let's start. You graduated in 2008.

CT: I did. Yes.

F: You started out as a stage actor. Did you always want to become a stage actor or an actor in general? Tell us a bit about your career.

CT: I always wanted to be a stage actor. Yes, as soon as I knew that I wanted to be an actor, which probably wasn't until I was a teenager. But yeah, my first passion was always the stage, and that was kind of borne out in my career. I would have been open to TV and film of course, if it had come along, I'm a huge fan of TV and film as well, but I never got an audition for any TV or film work.

I think I literally did about three short films in my 10, 12 years of actually professionally acting, and it is one of those industries where the more you do of one thing, the more you seem to find yourself doing the same thing to a degree. So yes, watching Shakespeare from an early age was one of my first passions.

And that was what first planted the seed of wanting to do it myself. The whole aspect of live performance is still something that I'm very passionate about. Up until 2020, when the world changed, I was trying to do two or three theatre shows a year, but since 2020, I haven't been near a stage and I doubt right now, especially with the way that the UK theatre scene is going, that I'm going to be back on stage anytime soon. I am resigned to that, but at some point in my career, I know I will be on stage again, because I can't live without it, but only for the right thing, both financially, but more importantly, creatively.

F: Your production company is currently on hiatus?

CT: I was the producer of a theatre company, which was run and was the baby of the director of the company, a guy called Ross Armstrong, who's one of the most talented writers and directors that I've ever worked with. I was helping out with a lot of the administration stuff so that he could still put me in plays. Instead of creating my own work because I'm not a very good writer or the best writer in the world, I support those people who will write me good parts. So yes, it is currently on hiatus, but never say never, we would always be looking to get back. It's difficult right now. It's difficult for all of us, because arts council subsidy, that way of being able to fund stuff, is drying up. We were doing a national tour of the UK when we were doing that [with the support of a subsidy]. There's even less money, there's even more people. I won't bore you with anything more than that, but it's kind of tough. We'd like to come back, but in the right way, and that's tricky to negotiate.

F: It's always hard as a stage actor to earn a living.

CT: Well, I've been spoiled by voice-over as well, and whereas when I was in my 20s and 30s then you're all about your art. And of course, I'm still all about my art, but I'm also about my wife and my cat and the mortgage and the bills and wanting to have nicer things to a degree as well. I've come to terms with that and voice-over does facilitate that as well as it opens you up to different roles and working with different people. So, I can't complain.

F: It's quite similar with making a living as a writer, because with a steady income you get used to a certain standard of living and once you have obligations and bills to pay, I think the stress on your mental health being creative and having all the stresses of regular life thrust upon you brings with it a challenge.

CT: It's a cliche we can very easily fall into: if I'm suffering, then it means I'm an artist. And that's not necessarily very true. It very often means that the art that we create only reflects one aspect of our lives, and it's usually a very tortured one. I am also about having wider experiences and broadening myself out. Whereas I think when I was in my twenties, I was thinking a bit more like: Oh, I'll experience the world and life through my art and just purely through my art. Whereas now necessarily I need to have a life outside of it as well, and then I can justify like I have the life so that I can feed my art or not, whatever. You know, I'll be a better artist by having a bit of a life outside of it. Maybe.

F: But that's what your twenties are for.

CT: Yeah, indeed.

F: Doing the crazy stuff, doing the band stuff 

CT: Yeah, yeah, exactly. So, there was certainly an aspect of that in my twenties.

F: So, what brought you to voice acting or voice-over work initially?

CT: Money. Video game stuff is kind of sexy and cool, and I'm a gamer, so that's important. Before I was a video gamer, I was a board gamer and off the back of that, I was a voracious video gamer, partly because I wasn't very good at team sports at school. I was always the person who was picked last in the football team. So that becomes part of your identity for better or worse. But video games, I was pretty good at, not amazing, but I was pretty good at, and I enjoyed it. And it gave me a different form of escapism as well, and off the back of that I always had an interest in them. 

So, the very first voiceover job was a video game: Dark Souls, which is quite a big franchise. At that time, I was your very typically jobbing actor. My acting agent came in and said: I got something for you. And so, I went in with that. But it was only in 2016, 2017 that I realised it was something that you could actually do yourself. People had recording studios at home and they were contacting people directly, not just going through agents. Because I'd basically written to the same 20 voice agents in the UK, mainly in London for like eight years in a row and not received anything. So, you keep knocking on those doors hoping. 

Before I'd even graduated from drama school, I'd burnt a CD and made these cases with my headshot on it and sent them all off at what at the time felt like great personal expense and didn't get anything for eight years in a row.  So, I was a bit like, I'm obviously doing something wrong, but I don't really know what, because I'm doing these workshops and getting good feedback. Then I found out through a couple of online courses, that there were ways and means of doing it myself, and that was a bit of a game changer for me, and within six months of having started, I was earning more through voice work than the bar job and the box office job that I was doing combined. Within six months, I was kind of like: “I gotta quit because I'm actually holding myself back from things.” So that was quite a big shift.

F: Somewhere you said, you started out under a duvet and with an oar.

CT: Yeah. On my website, I do have an image of it. [Dear reader, I could not locate this elusive photo] I literally had to take the duvet off my bed and put it into the living room, which was the quietest space in my then shared flat. I also had to wait until after one flat mate had watched TV and another one had used the table that had their washing on it. One of my flat mates had stolen an oar from some night out and that was perfect in order to be able to erect it over my head and the duvet as a frame. 

I did probably the first four or five months of voice recording like that. Probably about 10, 15 voiceover jobs that I actually got paid for, I was using that because it worked well enough. Since then, I've gone through various different iterations of a setup in the bedroom, to a setup in the hallway, to my current setup. In 2020 we moved to our first house, and this is the spare bedroom which I've had converted into a studio, which means my cat can be here asleep on me or near me getting fur everywhere, but it's fine. I can thrash around and I've got natural light to work in at the same time, which I find quite important. [Pictured below Chris' current setup.]

F: Very pretty. That's good. Guide us through a typical day of yours, if you like.

CT: Oh, sure. I mean, there is no typical day. And yet, and yet, and yet. A typical day for me is, because I am spending the vast majority of the day sitting in this room or somewhere close to this room, because I may need to record at short notice, because the vast majority of jobs are quite short notice. My priority is exercise for mental health more than anything. I've got some weights at the bottom of the garden, and I will get up first thing, and I will go there and I will do that after breakfast. And that's my minimal routine of physical activity done. 

And then I'll come back, and this is so rock and roll. Now what I do is, I spend like an hour on LinkedIn. And that's what you dreamed of as a creative person. Isn't it as an actor? I spend time on LinkedIn regularly every day, because it's a really good networking place for a lot of my types of work, and first thing in the morning, I'm a bit mentally sharper. So that's when I come up with a quick post that may be inspired by a bit of content that I've made elsewhere. That probably takes about 20 minutes and then I spend another 45 minutes to an hour engaging with people and saying hi and introducing myself and asking questions, whether that's with video producers or game developers or documentary makers or pretty much anything and everything. There are a lot of people who are active at that time. And so I do it.

And then after that, if I already have some recording lined up, then I'll prioritise mid-morning, because I've warmed up physically a bit more then, and I'm focused. So, you're going through the scripts, annotating the scripts, recording the scripts, editing the scripts. But then there could be live sessions at any time within that as well. I try to keep hours from nine till six. But occasionally, like with Rogue Trader, that was recorded at various different times of the day because we had people in New York, we had people in mainland Europe, and we had people in the UK. So all different time zones, so that can happen at any time. 

And then I try to do other kinds of bits and pieces of marketing whenever I've got free time to. I do use really exciting productivity hacks, like time blocking. Again, not something that as a creative individual, I was like: Oh God, this gets me so excited, because it doesn't, but it works. It's finding a system that works for you, but still has a certain kind of flexibility and fluidity. I'm trying to make sure that I get outside of the house, and that kind of stuff. 

Recently, over the last year, I’ve started doing audiobooks as well. That long form type of thing is quite nice to be able to dip into because sometimes you don't record for two, three days. You don't get the work. Nothing’s coming in. So, you’re marketing, but it kind of connects you back to the performance side of things to go: I can do a few chapters and you know, that kind of thing. So that's probably it. I try to formalise it, but you know, every voice actor’s day is radically different. There are people, some of the biggest names, going into different studios every week or every day. I very rarely, despite being based in London, I very rarely go into external studios. Like I would say 99 percent of the work I just do from home.

F: So how do you find the right voice for the specific type of voiceover work you do, maybe start with how did you find Heinrix's voice?

CT: Thankfully, Owlcat sent through quite a detailed casting breakdown. So, you get a picture, and that's pretty crucial, as well as a short bio, in terms of the background of the character, but not too much, because you have to sign an NDA, a non-disclosure agreement. But even if you do sign an NDA, I think developers are always slightly hesitant of giving you too much info about the game because things could still be changed. But I think I did get a picture of Heinrix, if not in the first audition, then certainly on the second one. From that you immediately think about the physicality and what might affect the voice, and there was also some direction in terms of what they were looking for. Anybody who has heard the character and me, they do not sound radically dissimilar. There's not a transformative process that I needed to go through, other than his sense of authority and the space that he takes up and the sureness that he has in that he has a kind of divine right from the emperor, so that level of confidence being brought through.

The other part of the audition was about the void ship [the Black Ship] that he'd been raised in and the horrors that he'd seen. And you as the actor have to do the detective work to go like this is showing another side, the more vulnerable side, the side that underpins all of his life choices up to this point. It's essentially playing the opposite to a degree. So it was kind of knowing when to let those elements bleed through a little bit. I think I had probably about a page worth of scripts, quite a lot of script actually to audition with. 

But I don't like to listen back to it a lot, because I think you get into your head. My biggest thing is stage work where it's ephemeral. You say it once and it could be different the next night. The whole point is that there's no one definitive way of doing things. Not quite the same with voice acting, where it's being recorded and you've got to get used to hearing it back. But I try not to overthink it. Just like record it two or three times with different impulses and then review and go like, those two seem pretty contrasting. I'll send those along and hope and then never hear anything back unless I do.

[btnclmrttn]

if it's alright may i request saitama, genos, and garou with a fem reader with massive tits? like just how would the boys react (nsf/w mixed w sfw hc's pls :D) to a reader with the big naturals, which if you do this request tysm!! :D

aight bruh. I have experience in this field

If he had a Big Tittied S/O

~~~~

SFW

He don't like you borrowing certain t-shirts cause you stretch them out and make that weird sag in the front. He specifically got 2 shirts a couple sizes up to avoid that

He comments often about your back hurting he doesn't know how you do it fr he feels bad

Crumb magnets, we can all agree. Always says some shit like, "Saving some for later?" when you eat something that he knows will cause that. Definitely laughing at you

N/SFW

Hope u like breast/nipple play bc it's basically mandatory for him (with consent ofc) Sometimes he just does it cause he's bored. Like he doesn't want to have full on sex he just wants to play with them and get you going like organic stim toys

Falls asleep on them midway through sometimes. Best sleep he gets

The internal struggle between wanting to fuck you hard enough because the way they bounce is just cool to him and not wanting to hurt you/temporarily paralyze you waist down so you can't do shit

If you wear any sort of pretty lingerie/leather it's gurenteed you won't be going anywhere for a few hours. Or days. The outfit might be ruined too. He gets quite animalistic

SFW

He has the math on the actual size of them thanks to endless shameless staring to perform the calculations. So take him bra shopping with you, cause he WILL know what will fit or not.

Same with shirts he'll tell you if they'll flatter your shape or squish out wrong. And he don't care if you stretch his shirts out on accident

Somehow knows if someone is staring and will confront them loudly (a bit of possessive jealousy if you will)

N/SFW

I've HC that Genos loves all things squishy matter what part of the body it is, so he does like hugging/squeezing them. Not always in a sexual way, though. He's just been metal for so long he's forgotten what his own flesh felt like so it's more of fascination.

Aside from that he likes having you grind/hop on his dick while he's sitting up/against something, say like on a couch, as he sucks on your tits

How he had the conversation of getting micro vibrators installed in his fingertips, you'll never know. Might have installed them himself to avoid that explanation. Very handy for universal use!

You got polka dot tits always. That's where most of the hickeys go. You can't wear low collar nothing for SHIT. It might be done on purpose

SFW

Dude is insensitive to how sensitive tiddies can be, pain wise. He likes fucking around and squeezing/poking them to get on your nerves. It's recommended if he keeps up his bullshit to punch him in his own tiddy.

Missing a bra? He's wearing it and waiting for you to notice. Always in the outside of his clothes or his head over his hair

He never realized how useful they were at holding shit and insists you help him with looting shit from places, or stores.

N/SFW

Absolute tits dude hands down he's got mommy issues. They make him more submissive if he focuses on them too much. So while he likes teasing/sucking them, if he gets too into it he starts switching up

While his preference is being on top, he can't help but watch how they move when you're on top. It's a consistent internal struggle. The visual of it makes him cum faster

Same with boob jobs, he's not lasting more than 3 minutes max. Essentially, big tiddies are the magic to get you a very whiney, submissive bitch if you choose embrace that power

He likes cumming on them so whether it's oral or vaginal/anal he pulls out to cum on them

(edit: corrected the spelling and took out "bitch" because y'all ain't bitches)

[koolades-world]

Ok so I've randomly had this genius idea and was keeping it in my head for a month or so. And i for some reason had an urge to find someone to make this thing. And YOU got unlucky to be in my FYP with open requests! Poor you, now you are cursed with this request! (Also ur writing is cool, but im suck at giving compliments~)

Imagine being a one of the most powerful demons in entire devildom, falling from heaven, going through a war.. and you just meet a human, who is crying because of a paper scratch! That's the request!:

Brothers with Pain-sensitive MC/MC with Algophobia if you prefer.♡

Ahem🤓👆, Algophobia is a phobia of pain. No one likes getting hurt, but algophobic person is afraid of it more than normal ppl. Also Algophobia makes all pain feel even more painful because if the fear🤓👆

These two are pretty much the same, but Algophobia one has more angst potential than just "Pain-sensitive"

This thing sounds just so hilarious in my head, imagine after MC does something bad Lucifer wants to punish them, but then he remembers that this human uses cooking gloves to drink coffee because "its way to hot" and ends up with existential crisis because all of his punishments will turn Pain-sensitive MC into dust😭

I saw a lot of ppl headcanoning that demons are like "well, humans are fragile and easily will die!" and starting to think that human is dying when they broke a bone. Thats funny, but imagine what would happen if it ACTUALLY were like that. Mammon wants to get MC to the casino, but then sees how they slip and fall to their knees and the crying because "FFFFF MY KNEEEEES HURT😭😭😭" And he is just like..."Damn, bro, how u live like this" and ends up way to afraid to bring them to the casino bc of "eeevil demons that would eat them!".

Also i imagine that Levi would do something similar, but, lets agree that him asking MC to go somewhere is an impossible scenario. I think he will do a good job tho.

Satan and MC hanging out in the garden with cats and this dude, who can easily broke the entire house if he gets angry, casually watching this piece of human struggling to pet a cat bc of their shaking hands. "Come on, just pet it, u got it, MC." "but cats have claws and claws are paaaainful!!!!"

Asmo is probably the only one who will have no problem with that, lol. This dude loves saying about being gentle. Yeah, not surprising that i simp for him. But dynamic between Devildom's biggest slut and a Human, who never kissed with anyone because "well, if i am kissing someone, I can't tell if the person is not gonna get a knife a d won't stub me! and stubbing ppl is painful!" sounds hilarious.

Beel is a big cinnabun, we all can agree. But yhis cinnabun is so big, that it can easily hurt MC accidentally! Even average people often cause ain-sensitive MC pain, and someone as big and strong babyboy like Beel? Damn, poor big man and MC, who waits for hot food to cool down for 15 minutes before eating it because "hot food is painful!"

Belphegor probably will do okay.. i mean, if we ignore 16 lesson.. he is pretty gentle boy so i guess he won't do anything bad. But, i can still imagine how this dude might hurt MC in his sleep and when wakes up and sees them, ouch-ing and rubbing their cheek, because "you were asleep and accidentally hit my cheek.." while this dude was just changing his sleeping pose.

So you can make something fluffy with brothers trying to not-hurt Pain-sensitive MC accidentally, you can do it in memes, you can do some angst with Algophobia. You can do whatever you want, i give the idea, you use it if you want!~

Damn, this think came out like a whole ass post. But i hope you didn't got bored halfway, lol.

Have a nice day tho!~~~

hi! haha I didn’t get bored you understand me!! I absolutely love when someone is just as excited as me about an idea :) this is exactly what I do when I have an idea I love so much I want to squeeze it in a good way

glad you like my writing 🥺 <3 please enjoy!

Mc with Algophobia

Lucifer

he knows right off the bat because it was on your paperwork (creepy) but makes accommodations where he can (loving)

essentially baby proofs the house right after you arrive once he realizes you’re being serious including padding on every sharp corner

always has a first aid kit on hand because he’s worried about you and won’t hesitate to offer you all the time off you need

finds himself unconsciously making sure you're ok

Mammon

didn't take you seriously at first until you almost started crying upon reach into the freezer to help defrost Goldie yet again

wants to help you with your fear, and unveils all of his stupid fears to you, including his fear of public water fountains

when you're not together, he has his crows keep an eye on you for him to make sure you're ok

often opts to stay home with you if it makes you more comfortable

Levi

so so chill about it since he himself is afraid of many things, and while not paralyzing, goes out of his way to avoid all these things

lets you know the door to his room will always be open for you if you need a place to relax for the hour or day

protective of you in a way he never felt before

ready to listen to your woes and try to help resolve them for you

Satan

to some extent, he understands what it's like to be misunderstood and he goes out of his way to boost your confidence

knows some amazing professionals that might be able to help you out if you want

works on himself and his outbursts to keep you safe and unafraid <3

holds your hand as often as he gets the chance to reassure both you and himself that you won't get separated and avoid any potential problems

Asmo

100% finds many excuses to kiss your booboos

finds all sorts of fun cute ways to make sure you don't get hurt and stay happy

if you get hurt around him, he's on top of it and upset too since he hates to see you unhappy

whatever you need, he's got you covered. he carries some of you things in his handbag that he always has with him in case you need it

Beel

doesn't understand at first, but is more cautious around you

he knows humans are fragile but he severely underestimated your fear

however, he's willing to do anything that you need from him

he knows his strength and always finds himself moving slower and more protective around you

Belphie

at first, he couldn't have cared less but after he got to know you, he felt extremely guilty about what he had done

does everything to make it up to you and prevent you from getting hurt again

expect lots of gifts that include nice blankets and cute bandaids

finds his way to your room in the middle of the night often to make sure you're fine and then stays (he's totally not just sleepwalking)

[somewhereincairparavel]

An in depth analysis on Jiper - Why it was much more toxic than we realize.

okay. I know Calypso is known for her horrible treatment of leo, but hear me out, Jason grace was in a toxic relationship without even realizing it. I've recently reread Hoo, and I can't believe that it only just struck me how much of a red flag Piper was in the relationship. I made a whole analysis on this, and I'm going to put it here.

If you are a fan of jiper or Piper Mclean in general, then, this might be triggering for you to read, so I recommend you not to. You can agree to disagree with my analysis, just be respectful about it. I don't dislike Piper, I just dislike the way she is written, so no harm intended on her character.

so let's begin.

♦ She obsesses over him for a long time and then complains that he doesn't give her attention, like mf, he's trying to save the world here. She compares their relationship to percabeth wishing jason wasn't so serious all the time, when she was the one who claimed she liked his rule following nature and chose to date him. Before she got him, she complained that he would never like her, after she got him, she complained that he is too uptight.

Like, him being a rule follower is a part of his personality, take it, or leave it. She really doesn't like him for who he is and seemed very intent on wanting to change his morals. Like wanting his to trash the rules for her, she puts unrealistic expectations on him and gets disappointed when he doesn't meet them.

This highly contrasts Jason's treatment of her, when she vocalises her jealousy of Reyna being so "pretty, powerful and Roman" and jason says that he only wants Piper to be Piper, not anything else. Jason knew better than anyone else what is was like to pretend to be someone he's not.

♦she claimed jason as some kind of prize to drew, I physically cringed when the other Aphrodite kids cheered for her when she when she said jason was her boyfriend and he just didn't know it. Like. Jason said it himself, to Hera, "I belong to no one". If only he'd heard what she said about him behind his back lol.

♦She guilt tripped him so hard till the point he promised her that he would never go to camp Jupiter unless she came along, that's like the biggest red flag ever… Camp Jupiter was like his only home, his sister is busy, his mom is dead, and he wasn't even supposed to go there?

♦she got jealous of Reyna, annabeth and Thalia without any context, simply because they are acquainted with him in some way. Even after all the war chaos, jason reassured her patiently like twice that he only had eyes for her. She got jealous when he spoke about camp Jupiter, is he not allowed to talk about his home, the place he's grown up in for 12 years? She controlled jason like a puppet and took advantage of the fact that jason is very passive and had abandonment issues. If you read into their dynamic, Jason was in an unhealthy relationship without even realising it, because he clung on to anyone who gave him affection, it's honestly sad. He hadn't thought that anything was wrong in their dynamic because of his sheltered upbringing in camp Jupiter and lack of experience in love. His sister was lost for years, his dad is a douche, his mom is dead, so you really cannot blame him for not wanting to leave Piper.

♦ Also, in TOA, she was absolutely despicable, We see that jason is still very confused about why she broke up with him, and didn't properly understand why she dumped him bc he thought that they were still going strong, so we can get the hint that piper never exactly gave him a proper reason or anything and just ended it abruptly. Despite all this, he still respected her choice without any resentment against her, and chose to die so she could have more time with her dad. Fucking thoughtful and selfless.

♦ She doesn't voice out her concerns on their relationship to jason. Only the jealousy thing, but other than that she never seemed to tell jason about her issues she has with their dynamic, jason is more of a blunt kinda guy, so her lack of proper communication really hinders their dynamic in many ways, this is clearly seen in the fact that jason was deluded into thinking that their relationship was going great.

♦ She was also quite cold about their breakup, when Grover asked her why, she said stuff like "you thought what? That we'd be together forever like Percy and annabeth?" Like that's so cold and for what reason?? She ended stuff with him, and was acting like she got dumped.

[Take this single paragraph below with a grain of salt, since this one can only be derived out of assumptions, since it wasnt really confirmed properly, as there seemed to be a LOT going on]

♦ coach hedge and mellie thought he dumped her, so it can be implied that she might have dramatized the break up, if that is true, then she practically victimized herself in front of them. She drew so much attention to herself after the breakup, but then gets all cold when people ask her about it. Leading everyone to dislike jason for the breakup. If she did indeed tell mellie and hedge an aggravated version of their break up, then you can't tell me she did all that "unintentionally". I may sound harsh here but it seemed to me that she just wanted sympathy and attention, it's not all surprising either, considering how she chopped her hair off so that her dad can pay attention to her. So we can see a pattern here, she does go to great lengths to gain everyone's sympathy. I honestly don't know if she does it subconsciously or not. But take this paragraph with a grain of salt, since we dont actually know what she told hedge and mellie, so only strong assumptions can be made.

♦ Mellie treated jason which such hostility that even self absorbed Apollo could take the time to notice it. Jason asked apollo if piper told him that he dumped her or something, so even jason sensed that people were blaming him. he didn't even complain about it either. on the contrary, he literally said it was okay if mellie blamed him and that it was better that way.

”One more thing,” I blurted out. “About Piper. It’s just…you seem like such a good power couple. Did you really—did you break up with her to make it easier for her to leave LA?” Jason stared at me with those azure eyes. “Did she tell you that?” “No,” I admitted. “But Mellie seemed, ah, upset with you.”Jason considered. “I’m okay with Mellie blaming me. It’s probably better.”“Do you mean it’s not true?” In Jason’s eyes, I saw just a hint of desolation—like wildfire smoke momentarily obliterating a blue sky. I remembered Medea’s words: The truth was enough to break Jason Grace.“Piper ended it,” he said quietly. “That was months ago, way before the Burning Maze. Now come on. Let’s go find Caligula.” ‘ ~The Burning Maze, Chapter 23 Last Page

♦ Don't even get me started on how she found someone else weeks after her ex boyfriend whom she was with for a year died for HER. I'm sorry, but I couldn't even think of dating someone else for a long time if I were in her position. It's canon that literally even annabeth cried herself sick when she heard about his death and they weren't even close, and Percy couldn't even mention jason without breaking down, Percy and jason barely knew much about eachother. Heck, even hera, a literal goddess who only saw jason as a pawn, started sobbing at his death. So compared to those, piper literally had the reaction of a stale bread. I'd expected her to react in a similar way to nico, just genuine devastation and anger. Now she is using someone else as a rebound when she isn't even emotionally healed?

Connecting all of these points, it's such a shame how jason got taken advantage of for his passive nature. It dawned on me how jason was SO trapped in the relationship with only Piper as the centre of his world. I know Piper was just a teenager herself, but that doesn't make me feel any better about her treatment of him tbh, she's also seemed to have lots of internal misogyny, bringing down the other girls for ogling at jason as if she weren't the one who did the same like 5 minutes ago. Any thoughts? Rick really fumbled the bag with Piper imo, especially in the trials of Apollo.

[disasterbuck]

Hi :D

kudos to you for actually choosing an emoji for each wip xD

13. 😭😭 34. 💦💦 21. 💋💋

thank you haha, I'm actually really proud of the emojis I chose! 🥰

also I'm sorry but I have got absolutely no motivation for the last two atm so I wrote extra on the first one instead, hope that's okay!

😭😭 - fwb misunderstanding

"Buck." Eddie propped himself up on an elbow so he could look at Buck more squarely. "What on earth about this–" he gestured at himself, "–made you think I'd be ready for more?"

Buck felt his confidence begin to crack and forced himself to put some more distance between the two of them. Eddie was looking at him with confusion in his eyes, like he couldn't understand why Buck would ever think he'd want to be in a relationship with him.

He supposed it was his fault. It was always his fault for assuming that people who slept with him wanted anything more than his body.

He'd just really thought that Eddie was different.

"Sorry," he muttered, looking away.

"It's okay," Eddie said with a sigh and another quiet chuckle as he lay back down beside him. "Just… please. No more."

Buck squeezed his eyes shut and tried not to let the words cut him, but he was already bleeding. If he had known Eddie only wanted sex, no strings attached, he never would have agreed in the first place. He didn't do that anymore – didn't Eddie know that?

He felt used, reduced to nothing more than a body, and the fact that it was Eddie who had done this to him made it all a thousand times worse. Eddie was his best friend, someone he trusted implicitly and wanted desperately to make a life with.

But Eddie didn't want him.

Sitting up, Buck swung his legs over the side of the bed and leaned down to collect his discarded clothes from the floor. Then he stood, pulling them on and telling himself not to cry until he was in his car. He knew from experience that the worst thing he could do right now was cry.

"Buck?" Eddie asked from the bed. Buck ignored him, doing up his belt. "Where are you going?"

"Home," Buck said curtly, tugging his shirt straight and then scooping up his jacket.

"What… right now?"

Eyes stinging, Buck walked to the door and grabbed the handle.

"Buck!" Eddie snapped, and he faltered.

Closing his eyes, his shoulders sagged in defeat. He didn't want to have this conversation. Please, don't make me have this conversation.

"Will you please tell me what's going on?" Eddie asked gently.

Unable to resist, Buck slowly turned around. His teeth were clenched as he fought against the tears which wanted to spill, and he could tell his face was red from all the emotions swirling through him. He was angry at himself for getting so worked up when Eddie was still just lying there with nothing but a curious frown on his face.

Rubbing harshly at his jaw, he said, "I can't do this."

"What?" Eddie asked, his frown deepening. "Why not?"

The complete lack of understanding on Eddie's face made him want to scream. Hands clenching into fists, he managed to say, "Because you don't want more."

Remarkably, Eddie still didn't appear to understand.

"So you're just gonna leave?" Eddie asked.

"Why exactly would I stay?"

-

Make Me Write ✨

check out more snippets I've written for the 'make me write' game

[kairiscorner]

it may be sudden of me, but i've had an idea i've forgotten to bring to light in the server or to anyone else

miguel 'n reader are engaged, and we catch the man sorrowful and doubtful of *himself* because he thinks he won't do a good job. we let him ramble on and on until we have to shut him up with a kiss ^^

just thought it'd be really sweet, esp if we comfort and reassure him after his rambling

don't do a friends first kinda deal, do reqs that you like that came before mine first if you have a lot! and dw about doing mine at all 💃

(if you do tysm)

YURI MY BOOOOOO omg i'm SO SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG FOR ME TO GET TO YOU 😭😭😭 BUT I LOVE THIS IDEA AKDNDJDLKDKDKD i wanna do this justice. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT AAAAAA

(reblogs are greatly appreciated, it helps get my content out there! if you guys like what you see, please reblog it too <:D)

i just want us to be okay. — miguel o'hara x reader

you didn't need to think twice when he asked you if you'd marry him, you'd've been a fool to have lied to him about how you felt; but you ended up an even bigger, more lovesick fool than ever when you kept repeating to yourself this: i'm getting married to the man of my dreams. you would never forget the way his eyes watered up, how his smile seemed to brighten the whole place up just a little bit in your eyes when you said yes, the saccharine laughter that rang in your ears as he kept asking you in a bewildered, awestruck voice if you really meant to say 'yes' to being his spouse, his spouse.

and up to this day, he can't stop asking you if you mean it; he is that smitten and enamored with you, he can't believe that personified perfection agreed to share their life with him.

however, it's due to that disbelief, that urge he has to think that nothing good in his life will last—that your love is merely temporary, that the universe will one day inevitably rip you away from him like nearly everyone he ever truly cared for in his life—that this affectionate him right now won't be around forever. he's scared that if he makes one wrong move, says one wrong thing, takes one look at the wrong direction—he'll lose you forever. and in a way... he feels like he deserves it, that he deserves to lose you.

he's been holed up in his office, brooding in the dark and thinking to himself in silence as the images and videos on his monitors play by without him looking up to acknowledge what's happening on the screens. he whispers to lyla to play footage of the two of you dancing at your friend's wedding, specifically to the timestamp when you two had your first dance as a couple at the reception hall's dance floor. he heard your voice and laughter, as sonorous and melodic as it was the evening he held you in his arms. it certainly wasn't the first time he held you, but it was the first time he held you with a great feeling in his chest, one that couldn't be labelled nor replicated by any other feeling in the world—it was the first time he held you knowing that his life and yours were going to be one, you two are each other's, like your friend, you two would have your happily ever after one day.

he smiled to himself, much like how he smiled on the video; and he repeated the same words he uttered that night when you chuckled to yourself nervously. "i feel so... weird and nervous having all these eyes on me. is it obvious?" "oh, very." he teased you, mouthing the words out with a wide grin as he watched the footage back with a smile, chuckling as he heard you laugh at his smart ass quips and sarcastic remarks. he missed how sweet your laugh was, how adorable you got when you pretended to be angry at his little comments. "this isn't even our wedding, but, gosh... i can't imagine how it'd be like if it was ours, it's so... so intimidating..." you muttered to him as you held his hand and shoulder tighter, with your feet nearly stumbling and wobbling out of sheer embarrassment.

miguel smiled wider as he watched himself sigh and place his hands underneath your chin, turning your head to make you look at him. "cariño, you're perfect as you are already. even if you're... a nervous mess, i'm falling deeper in love with you when i see you this vulnerable, this honest, really." he said as he leaned in to kiss you, with your eyes gazing up into his mahogany brown ones. the clip was paused in the middle of the kiss scene since a guest had knocked on miguel's office door. "is that during my friend's wedding night?" you asked him with a big smile as miguel's face got all flustered and he closed the monitor, shaking his head. "huh, what friend, what wedding night?" he asked you rapidly as you stifled a laugh. "you're not that slick, miggy." you told him as he rubbed the back of his neck and awkwardly grinned at you. "that's my fatal flaw." he admitted with a chuckle as you held his other hand in your own.

"why were you watching it, miggy? too excited for our own wedding night? can't wait to dance with me?" you asked him with a glimmer in your eyes. miguel cleared his throat and looked away from you and off into the dark distance of his room, his eyes scanning the surroundings, not really looking for anything in particular, but merely wanting to look at anything but you, because... he didn't know how to tell you the words that he wanted to release from his mouth right now. he sighed and decided that, since you were going to be his spouse soon anyway, better yet he be honest and confess to you right now his anxieties.

"well, um, i... you could say i'm excited, yes, but... i'm a little scared." he admitted in a hushed voice as he felt your grip tighten around his hand. "do tell me about it, i won't judge." you told him in a soft tone as miguel smiled a little and shook his head. "oh, where to begin?" he asked himself as he rubbed his forehead and took in a deep breath. miguel went on to describe his worries about being the perfect husband, if he could even fulfil the role of being your lover, your husband; if you'd have even the slightest regrets about marrying him... it's these irrepressible, negative thoughts of his that hinders him from enjoying the time he has with you, because he can barely enjoy time with himself.

"i just... want to be enough for you, you know that..." he said as he held your hand back and squeezed your hand slightly. he sighed again as he thought he just bummed you out and made you see just how weak he really was when it came to the things and people that really mattered to him in his life. "i'm sorry, it's really pathetic, isn't it?" he asked you with a slight chuckle, which was soon broken by you suddenly leaning over and planting a kiss on his lips. it was short; a brief kiss, though one that pulled miguel out of his self-deprecating trance for a minute to listen to you. "i'm going to marry a man who loves me and is self-assured that he loves me; i'm not going to marry this handsome impostor who doesn't even know if he thinks he's enough for me, he is, has, and always will be." you said with a loving smile as you placed both of your hands on either sides of his face.

miguel's eyes soften as he gazes back into your own eyes, filled with love and slight sympathy for him; you have no idea what it's like to be in those big shoes he has to fill, and you won't pretend you have all the answers, that you know everything, but you can guarantee him that as his lover, best friend, and future spouse--you will definitely be there for him, come rain or shine. you pulled him in for another kiss, which felt more passionate and longer than the previous one. as you pulled away, miguel not only appeared more flustered, but he appeared to be more... in awe of you. he nodded and covered his lips, which he kept parting and bringing together over and over in an effort to say something, anything to thank you for your words, your assurance, because he needs that more than you will ever know.

he returned the favor by wrapping his arms around your waist and pulling you in for another, more dramatic, kiss. his eyelids fluttered open after he kissed you and he smiled as he gazed at your beautiful, bashful face. "i'm really marrying you, huh? how did i... how did i get so lucky?" he asked you as you smiled and kissed him again, leaving him unanswered, but thoroughly happy and satisfied with you and all the love and comfort you had for him, with plenty more in store when you two were finally to be wedded.

tags !! @miguelswifey04 @binibinileonara @fiannee @fictarian @yuridopted0 @arachnoia @meeom @ophanimgold @melovetitties

[batneko]

Got a Spicy One for ya today lads. How about some sex pollen bowuigi?

(not explicit but I'm still putting it under a cut so nobody has to see it if they don't want)

It's one of the gang's occasional reluctant team-ups, and Bowser and Luigi are split off the rest of the group and have to fight a big flower monster neither of them has heard of before. Afterward they both suddenly find themselves really hot and bothered, and since there's nothing else that would have gotten them going they both assume they're attracted to each other. Having sex in a floral glade just seems like a really good idea at the moment!

Afterward, when they go to find somewhere to wash up, Bowser notices how absolutely covered in pollen they are, and Luigi trips over a broken signpost. He finds the sign covered in leaves a little way away, and it warns travelers to stay away from the flower glade and avoid other people if you've been exposed. Uh-oh.

They both agree it was just a horrible accident and they should never speak of it again. No hard feelings, but also, take this to your grave.

Time passes.

Neither of them can stop thinking about it. Despite the awkwardness of doing it in a forest, the sex was really really good, and Luigi can't stop wondering if it was the pollen making it more intense? Or if he's more kinky than he thought? Or if Bowser's actually a good lover? The only way to find out would be to try it again, and Bowser would never go for that... right?

Meanwhile Bowser hasn't gotten laid in so long that it's gone from dry spell to drought to climate crisis, and he can't stop thinking about it because oh god he'd almost forgotten how it felt to hold somebody like that. To have somebody look at you like they WANT you. He feels like he's losing his mind but he almost (almost) doesn't care about how pathetic he'd look if he can just have that again.

The next time they run into each other one of them (I can't decide which. Maybe both?) brings up the idea of... maybe... in a casual way... sort of... doing that again? Onlyifyoureintoitofcourse.

And of course the other one IS, so they slip off to find somewhere to give it a go. Turns out the answer to Luigi's question was D. All Of The Above, but even without the pollen intensifying things it's still pretty dang good. He doesn't have to be convinced too hard when Bowser suggests Luigi could come over whenever he's in the mood. Purely as a casual thing. Obviously neither of them wants a relationship.

It goes on like that for a little while, although pretty soon Bowser starts making more accommodations for Luigi. It's an inconvenient trip, so he arranges for one of those painting portals. And if Luigi can come over whenever he wants, it just makes sense for him to have his own room in the castle. And since now it's a breeze to go back and forth, Luigi doesn't worry too much about getting home and just hangs around more often.

They get used to each other's company in more than just sexual situations. They start to actually like each other.

Though they both want to keep it a secret (Bowser doesn't want Peach to think he's been "unfaithful," and Luigi doesn't want his brother and friends to think he's a traitor) it's not like Luigi can just hide in his room all the time. Eventually it's kind of unspoken knowledge that Luigi is Bowser's Official Mistress. Not a consort or a concubine because that would be too official. Just the person that everyone knows he's sleeping with and should be treated relatively politely because of it.

And that's all I've got. Two idiots who apparently haven't seen enough movies to realize somebody always catches feelings, and a whole castle full of loose lipped time bombs who are bound to let something slip eventually. Which will go off first!?

[observeowl]

Unwanted Marriage | Chapter 6 - Tumultuous Times

Series Masterlist

Your Dad called you while you were at work and even though you thought of not answering his calls, he was still your father in the end.

D: Y/N, can you come home for a visit? I haven't seen you for a long time, and I miss you.

You: Dad, I have been busy lately.

D: I've got nothing, just miss you. If you can come back, then please come over to visit me.

You thought about how Marcus and Stephanie have broken up and Stephanie would undoubtedly hate you even more.

D: What I said before was a little harsh, you should not take it to heart.

You: Dad, I'll go back after work.

D: Good, then I'll let the maid make some of your favourite dishes.

Without you knowing, there was an ulterior motive for calling you. It may not be for Stephanie this time but for himself. The company has not been doing well lately, stocks have been going down in the red with no prospect of going up.

"Young miss, during the time you were not here, the house has been lifeless. Even the flowers in the backyard don't look as pretty as when you were around." The house assistant admitted.

"Dad!" You greeted him when you saw him.

"Y/N Y/L/N! You have the nerves to come back!" The devil broke the peace around the house once again. "If it weren't for you, Marcus wouldn't have swayed and broke up with me!" She yelled from the second floor. "What is going on?" Your father asked. "What else could it be? Marcus doesn't want me anymore, he broke up with me! It's all her fault! She's shameless! She keeps wandering in front of Marcus every day. She even booked the same hotel as him during his business trip!" It's always the culprit that has the most to say.

"Y/N, you... you really let me down..."

"Dad, you must get justice for me, anyway, I will never forgive her anymore!"

"Y/N, you shall not go anywhere for the time being, stay obediently at home to reflect on your behaviour!" What were you? 12? Why do you have to be forced to stay at home? "Dad! What are you doing?!"

"Don't blame me, I can't believe that our family has such a heartless member like you."

"During your reflection, I will negotiate a divorce with the Romanoff family. Her wife should be Stephanie in the first place, and we could not let the wrong go on any longer.

"Dad! What are you planning?" You started to panic and tried opening the door! "Dad! Open the door!"

"Save it! Dad has already contacted the Romanoff family. You should just obediently wait to sign the divorce papers!"

You lay on your bed hoping that she won't agree to the divorce, you want to be 100% certain, but with how fickle-minded she is, you aren't sure. You started to sweat as the pain in your stomach grew.

"You were not supposed to marry into the Romanoff family in the first place. It was a misunderstanding from the start!" Stephanie shouted through the door. She found it odd that it was so quiet and walked away when there was no satisfaction in bickering with you. She called Marcus to inform him that she was going to marry Natasha. "My father wants Y/N to divorce Natasha Romanoff and ask me to marry him."

"Prepare the car, we are going to the Y/L/N family immediately." Marcus told his assistant as he took his coat and rushed out of the office.

"Stephanie! Stephanie! I was wrong, will you come back to my side? I've missed you these few days." He rushed to find her once he stepped into the house. "I don't want you to get married to Natasha Romanoff, she's not good..."

"Stephanie, didn't you tell me that you've broken up with Marcus?" Your father asked. "Mr Y/L/N, will you allow me to get married with Stephanie?" She felt that her hopes were anew now that Marcus was looking at her again.

Before your father could reply, the head assistant announced that Natasha arrived at the house. "Stephanie, all these were caused by you, you're going to solve it!"

"Where is Y/N?" Natasha asked, cutting to the chase. "She is resting upstairs. Natasha, these days Y/L/N have met with some trouble, I heard it's the Romanoff-"

"Where is Y/N?" Natasha asked again, this time much louder and angrier. "She's on the second floor. I'll ask someone to go and call her up now."

"Oh dear, Ms Y/L/N has fainted!" Someone shouted from the second floor. "Clint!" Natasha immediately threw him into action. "Nat, Y/N can't come to her senses now. She needs to be sent to the hospital as soon as possible." He came back down carrying you bridal-style. Panic ensued and Natasha barked orders at him and everyone. Clint went ahead to bring you to the hospital while Natasha stayed behind to give everyone a piece of her mind. "If anything happens to Y/N, I won't let any of you off."

"Natasha, she's been quiet in the room, I didn't know that..." Your father tried explaining. "Natasha!" Kate, her other assistant, came to replace Clint while he was away. "Natasha, shall I go with you? Natasha?" She continued to ignore him as Kate wheeled her away from them.

Even if you are rich, you can only ask your assistant to help when your wife is sick!

In the hospital, you have a private suite thanks to Natasha. It wasn't long before you came around and the first thing you saw was Natasha. "Thank you." You said when he passed you a glass of water to drink.

"Natasha... I-"

"I know the divorce was not your idea." Hearing her say that made your chest lighter. "Yeah, I have confidence in myself." But she was so narcissistic. She placed the glass on the side table before pulling you onto her. "I'm warning you, no matter what happens, I will never allow you to agree to a divorce. Do you hear me?" You felt that this signifies the change between you and her. You were no longer hiding yourself from her and started to understand her more.

===

Stephanie has been texting you regarding her wedding. Informing you what she has been doing as if wanting to make you feel jealous. Dad even hired a wedding planner for her who usually helps idols only. Sure, you didn't have the best wedding because you weren't in the best planning mood when it happened, but now, you are happier than ever with Natasha. She even asked you to join her in choosing her wedding gown. You declined saying you had something else going on when your dad personally asked you, you have no choice but to head down too.

You texted Natasha that you were going to accompany Stephanie to try her wedding gown so there was no need to wait for you for dinner. But you should have expected that Natasha would go wherever you were. And she was already there waiting as you arrived at the store. "What are you doing here?"

"Worry about you." You smiled slightly before replying, "It's just trying out gowns, it'll be fast."

"Marcus! Look at me! Is it nice?" Stephanie had already tried on some gowns and appeared to find something she liked. "Y/N, here you are."

"Doesn't your bridesmaid want to try on her gown today too?" Marcus asked. "She should be here soon, according to her personality, she'll always be slightly late."

"Y/N, you probably don't have a dress for that day, why don't you go and pick one?" Stephanie asked. Natasha also urged you to pick one but you told them you have gowns at home that can be worn to weddings.

"Stephanie! I found you! You look pretty today." Her friend finally came and Stephanie went to welcome her. "Can't believe you're still with Marcus, and he's still handsome."

"Let's go and pick our gowns." They went to the back and you were left with your wife and ex-boyfriend.

"Y/N, no matter what you think of me, I hope you are happy. If Natasha Romanoff is the future you choose, then I will pave the way for you." You're disgusted by the confidence he has. "Y/N, I can sacrifice everything for you!"

"Mr Lancaster, you actually put in so much effort for a past love."

"As long as she can remember me, I am willing to do whatever I can!"

"Marcus, what are you guys talking about?" Her friend came to intrude. "Nothing, we were just talking about wedding dress."

"How can you leave your bride alone?" She teased. "Wendy!" Stephanie whispered and she laughed it off before dragging Marcus to help pick a dress for her.

"Miss Romanoff, here is the gown you requested." It seemed like Natasha had ordered something in advance. "I want this dress for the bridesmaid." Wendy saw what the store assistant was holding and wanted it as her own. Birds of the same feather flock together. However, Natasha ignored her and told the store assistant to get that in a small size with other colours. "Then you'll have to wait for me, I'll be out soon!" You went into the changing room and gave a small wave to Natahsa.

"Steph..." Wendy whined. "Alright, don't mind it, just please Natasha for a while."

You came out wearing the turquoise knee-length dress and have never felt so beautiful. You radiate brightness in the room that stunned everyone.

"Steph, you will also look pretty in this. You know, beautiful like a fairy. Right, Marcus?"

"O-ok, we'll take that. I'll make an appointment to take wedding photos and make sure you look good."

You were clearly wrong when you thought it was going to be a quick trip. It was dark by the time you exited the store."Clint, put those clothes in the car."

"Clothes? What clothes?"

"The ones you wore."

"Really? You don't have to buy all of them."

"I like it."

===

Finally, it was the day of their wedding and your father had invited almost everyone he knew to celebrate her daughter's wedding. After the ceremony, Stephanie linked arms with Marcus as they went around doing pleasantries and drinking with everyone.

At the end of the day, Marcus was so drunk that his friends had to carry him to his room. "Every minute of the wedding night is precious, Stephanie will blame us if you drink anymore."

"I'm not drunk! I can keep going!" He insisted as his friends dropped him on the bed. "Sorry to trouble you." Stephanie thanked them as they went out. "We'll go first. You two have a great rest."

She sighed when they were finally left alone in the hotel room, drunk Marcus is tough to control. "Marcus, get up and take a shower, you stink!" She tried pulling him up and taking off his jacket until he pushed her onto the bed. "Marcus?"

He leaned forward to kiss her and mumbled, "Y/N..."

"What did you just say?" She pushed him away after hearing the unimaginable words from her lips. "Y/N, don't leave, I can't bear to see you leave..."

"Why..." She realised that she has fallen into a marriage with deception, with someone who no longer loves her.

(I had a tough time decision if I wanted to add Melina and Yelena into this at first, I thought at least I was going to put Yelena into this, but she has to have a close relationship with her mother who isn't very kind, so I decided to scrap both and include new characters instead.)

"You're finally back Y/N, Natasha's stepmom is here." Brooke told you once you entered the house. Somehow you get the feeling that she used this as an excuse to get away from them. "Why is she here? What about Natasha?"

"Natasha has something to do at the company and I didn't expect them to come. The young lady next to her is Natasha's sister, Samantha." Brooke informed you. "How come I have not seen her before?"

"During your wedding, she had to attend a fashion show abroad, and was unable to hurry back."

"Then why didn't you entertain them? We can't just stand here and do nothing." You quickly dropped your bags when towards them. "Mrs Romanoff, why didn't you tell me in advance you were going to come? Do you want any drinks? Coffee? Tea? Water?" You offered.

"Really not ladylike, you get nervous easily."

Surely anyone would be nervous meeting their partner's parents.

"Do I have to inform you deliberately just because I want to see my daughter? Or, you dare not see me?" She differs from Alexei a lot. Alexei looks like he can kill you, is a cinnamon roll. Whereas she looks like she is going to kill you and will kill you.

"Mrs Romanoff, I had no such intention."

"Mum, is this the woman my sister married? Not as good as Anna." A foreign name caught your attention and you were curious as to who she is.

"Gabby, don't talk about the past." She scolded her daughter and the young lady stuck out her tongue in defiance. "I came here today just to see if you've made any progress since you married my daughter. Unexpectedly, you still let me down." You had no idea what progress she wanted you to make.

"Mum, this woman doesn't deserve her!"

"Miss, Y/N is very nice." Brooke tried defending you but only brought herself into the fight. "Who are you? How dare a servant talk to me!?" You can't argue with people like her who would never be able to see another person's point of view. Thankfully, Natasha came back from work, saving you from the awkward silence.

Gabrielle went towards Natasha and took over Clint's job of pushing Natasha. "You don't know, just now my sister-in-law wanted to throw me out with my mother!"

"What is going on?"

"I just came back and mum wanted to bring me here to visit Y/N, but not long after we started talking, she flared up."

"I mean Y/N, are you okay?" You gave her a small nod. "What are you doing here?" It's been more than 10 years and she still refuses to call her mother. "Natasha, I haven't seen you for a long time, can't you let me accompany you?"

"Come on, what is it about?"

"Alright..." She sighed. "Your grandpa gave all his assets to you and at the same time you have to manage Romanoff Corporation. I'm sure you feel so overwhelmed. Gabby has nothing to do at home, she can go over to your grandpa's place to help out, what do you think? I've spoken to him and he has no comments, what do you think?"

"Who does he think he is? At grandpa's place, it's still not up to him to make comments, it is now under my name. If he wants to give things to Gabrielle, he has to go through me."

"Sister! Just let me accompany you, anyway, I have nothing to do at home." Gabby whined.

"If you were a boy, your grandpa would have let you work in Romanoff Corporation! It's all my fault." Mrs Romanoff sighed. "Since your sister is unwilling, let's go back."

In the car she chided Gabby for only knowing how to act spoiled in front of her sister. Even though the asset is not much, it's still a big company, it wouldn't have killed her to fight a little.

"Next time just let them go, no need to talk much with them."

"But they are you-"

"They are not! I've brought you to see my mother, this woman is just an outsider." Natasha stated clearly.

"I know now. But why do you never go over to your grandpa's place?" You asked. If your grandpa gave you his assets, you'd be sure to visit him more often. "Mother broke the relations with grandpa to be with my father at that time. Grandpa didn't even know that she had passed away. When he found out, it was already an old man sending off his daughter in a funeral." You nodded and closed the topic.

===

You had a few days of peace, going off to work and coming home until today. You saw your father waiting for you outside the door and with no means of avoiding him, you reached out first. "Dad, when did you come?"

"I've been waiting here for a while. You are busy, so all I can do is to wait for you."

"Go in first, it's windy today."

Inside the house, Natasha was working from home today. Realising you were about to reach home, she ended the meeting with his deputies and wheeled out, preparing to meet you. "Micheal?"

"Natasha? You're at home? I met Y/N coincidentally while I was doing some stuff nearby, so she asked me to come in and have a seat."

"I heard that your company recently encountered some difficulties?" Natasha cut to the chase, knowing his motive. There was no way he was outside doing some stuff.

"Since you know it, I won't beat around the bush. My company recently needs some money to turn around..." After all, the basis of this marriage was to support the company. It's unfortunate that he chose the wrong person who would not bend to his demands and give everything he says and ends up sending his daughter away to someone else.

"How much?" Natasha asked as she took out a cheque. "About 5 million." She passed him the blank cheque and said. "Fill in the amount yourself. My assistant will sign the IOU with you later."

"I-IOU?" He stuttered. "Financial matters should be settled clearly even between brothers. Even though you are Y/N's father. 5 million is also not a small amount, so it is better to record it down. Don't want to borrow it anymore? Then forget it."

Micheal was facing financial issues with his company and if he doesn't accept, the company will face big problems. Natasha also didn't specify when to return the money, so he was just going to borrow it first. "I want, I want. When your assistant is here, we will sign it."

A tiger never changes its stripes. Once he got the money, he left without even saying anything to you. When you came out holding snacks and drinks, he was nowhere to be found. "You keep this." Natasha handed you a piece of paper and you had a close look at it. "An IOU? Why are you still lending money to him?"

"I'll have to lend it to him sooner or later. It's better to catch him first."

"You can't just lend him so casually! It's 5 million! You know what kind of situation he is in, don't you? When there is a first, there will always be a second. If this goes on there will be no ending to this!"

"Are you caring about me?"

"Ahem, don't talk nonsense. I'm going to help Brooke in the kitchen."

Series Masterlist

@natsxwife @franfineashell @dvrkhcld @reginassweetheart @marvelogic

[tinyidle]

Alr I've thought about this a lot: Dom Yuqi x Fem reader smut fic (Yuqi is g!p only if your comfortable with it) where R is a former stylist and is now manager for G-idle and during a concert, (can't decide between Nxde era or Tomboy era so your pick) there's a wardrobe malfunction with Yuqi's outfit and all stylists already left so R has to help her and Yuqi seduces her and it ends with the members going where tf are they and they see both of them and realize what actually went down cus it sure as hell wasn't R helping Yuqi (not in that way at least ;) )

(Also R calling Yuqi mommy bcs she is and no one can tell me otherwise)

degradation kink if possible

word goal: 1000

goal accomplished?: yupp; 1.3 k

😁😁

I Just Know You Did This On Purpose - SYQ

WARNING: smut ofc, public-ish sex (they sort of get caught), begging, inappropriate horniness, mommy kink, praising degradation bratty!yuqi, switchdom!yuqi, g!p yuqi, b!g d¡ck gigi all my 'characters' with d*cks will never have small ones, bratty-yet-compliant reader, switchsub!reader, fem reader, fiction

it was the 'tomboy' promotions, the first comeback they had in over a year, yet (g)i-dle were being warmly welcomed by all the loving support from fans and idol counterparts alike. you especially liked it since you get to see your girlfriend in action while in korea, not just china.

they had tons of gigs and shows to do, and were to have a world tour soon. what you loved about all this was that you were managing the entirety of their schedules, making sure they got adequate rest and had tons of fun while practicing and performing.

in one college concert, the staff were running back and forth for yuqi-- specifically the stylists. one by one each one was leaving for their lunch break, while one was particularly struggling with the costume piece.

"ugh! i cant find shorts that'll fix this problem," you heard one of the stylists exclaim. you were about to walk over to ask what the problem was until you saw the stylists towards you. "can you please help us with this problem, sunbaenim?" you nodded and headed towards yuqi.

checking to see what the problem was, you asked the rest of the members and staff to clear the room. "i can handle this, but i need everyone to leave and go to the practice stage and monitor the girls as they dance to make sure their clothes don't malfunction. got it?"

idle and the staff politely agreed, bowed, and left to do practice. when the room was silent with only the two of you, you kneeled down. "okay, let's see what's the pro-

-blem," you rolled your eyes.

what made you and the stylists concerned was literally nothing more than a yuqi-problem than an actual wardrobe malfunction.

your girlfriend was horny.

unfortunately, when the brightly-colored haired girl got hard, her bulge would be all but unnoticeable. and no other place would be appropriate for her to be having thoughts to encourage her current wood than here, but alas, here it was, straining against her jeans.

you frowned and began to scold the taller woman. "how the fuck am i supposed to get this fixed before your stage?" as you felt a hand come and caress your face, you quickly swatted it away. "not now gigi," you warned.

yuqi pouted as you snorted at your cockblocking your girlfriend. "pleaseee," she tried pleading with you. "i need my baby in order for this to go away."

you weren't having it. "go rub one off and then ill see you later." you got up and attempted to head out the door. until you found out it was locked. you turned around and saw yuqi's pants to her knees, panties also down; her thick, long shaft slightly swinging back and forth like a pendulum. "did you-"

"i told shuhua to lock the door on the way out," yuqi explained. with a stretch of her hand and a curl of her finger, she motioned you to 'come hither', or, in layman's terms, come towards her. there was no way you could get out of this now, so you decide to heed to the action and, well, hither.

"you know that my cock's too big to 'rub one off,'" yuqi quoted you mockingly with air quotes as you scoffed. "besides, the only thing that get me off is your, tight, warm pussy."

you, getting instantly turned on by yuqi's expletive seduction, tried hard to not show it. but it failed because you found yourself kneeling down, pumping yuqi's aching cock.

"mmh, just like that, sweetie," she praised you. "stroke it just like that. my perfect whore." you were swift yet precise: not a crevice of skin was left untouched, the base was given as much care as the meaty tip, and your hands felt like baby's skin to yuqi.

she was soon to bust on your face if you didn't put it in your mouth. "put my dick in your mouth, sweetie," yuqi instructed you. and so you did. at first you struggled to get her girth in, but with tons of practice (which is what the chinese woman should have been doing with her members at the moment), you were deepthroating her within the one minute it took for yuqi to lose it and nut in your tight mouth.

as you pumped yuqi back to full hardness, yuqi whined. "let me taste you," yuqi begged, her hands going up and down your smooth legs through your tight-fitted jeans..

"oh no, yuqi. i gave you a blowjob; that's all you're getting from me." and yet, here you are now, bent over while yuqi was equally bent over your backside. she held each side of your ass cheeks, spreading them open to plunge her tongue deeper into your fluttering hole. you found yourself whimpering when you felt a manicured finger glide unto your clit and started rubbing small circles.

"s-ss-shit," you gasped, your essence pouring out of you as yuqi started kissing around your cunt and under-part of your thighs. after gaining your breath back, you turned your head around to look at your girlfriend who was still kissing you all over your bottom. "im done, gigi. now let's get you ready to practice. you only have about ten more minutes before- HEY!"

the woman wasn't having any of it, pushing you back down and putting your hands behind your back, securing it with her own two hands. "no way, sweetie," she said smugly, letting one hand go to hold her still-hard cock, rubbing it along your slit. "i need you. all of you."

you felt the surge of her dick into your hole, making you moan louder than you wanted. you did your best to whisper, "you planned this all along, did you?" instead of getting an immediate answer, you got to hear the frantic and pacing thrusts of yuqi into you, which made your eyes roll into the back of your head.

your girlfriend chuckled as she was hearing you fall apart for her. "maybe it was, maybe it wasn't," she finally answered, right when your mouth started quivering at your impending orgasm. "but it's worth it if i get to stuff you full, isn't it?"

using one of her hands again, she went to rub your clit, lowering her mouth down to suck marks into your skin. you started panting heavily. yuqi started to breathe heavily too, nearing her release, but she needed you to break first. "look at my perfect whore, all worked up because of my cock," she degraded towards you. you started whining. "aw, is she getting impatient? maybe you should beg for what you want."

as much as you wanted to scoff and tell the woman to 'fuck off', you couldn't take how your bud was being abused by her skillful slim fingers. not to mention her huge cock practically pounding in your hole. you decided to put your pride to the side and break. "please, mommy. please let me cum! i need it," you cried.

with a smile and a couple of angled thrusts, yuqi was satisfied. "good job, baby. now cum for mommy like the perfect whore you are."

..

by the time it was time to get ready for the show, the girls didn't see yuqi and was worried.

"shuhua, go get yuqi, please," soyeon instructed the maknae. bowing slightly, she practically ran to the dressing room, stunned to see both you and yuqi looking as if you were getting dressed.

when yuqi was about to explain herself, shuhua just put her hand up while closing her eyes. "it doesn't matter," she said, her eyes squeezing tight. "just get ready. we're all waiting for you."

both of you laughing, yuqi nodded and went outside. you, on the other hand, had to head to the bathroom as you felt your girlfriend's cum soaking through your panties.

might as well have titled it "perfect whore" or simply "no" lol. hopefully this gives anon what they wanted

[sunnyie-eve]

2 | Pick on

Series: Unexpected

Paring: (Matt Sturniolo x OFC Brock!) (Chris Sturniolo x OFC Brock!)

Word Count: 1.2k

Warnings: none

| MASTERLIST |

~

"Colby..." Dani watches him walking towards a door, "How old are you?" She asks as he walks face into the door, "You're not dead."

"It's Jim Hogg's room." Chris reads the name above the door.

"Who's that?"

"I dunno... It says his name on the top." Chris points out for him so they all laugh.

"We got a Big D. We got a Jim Hogg." Nick names then men they have come across.

Matt find the knocker on the wall and plays with it while his brothers tell him to stop, "I've never seen a knocker on a wall." Dani looks at it as he keeps playing with it.

"I like playing with knockers." Sam says making Dani look at him.

"Really?"

"If it takes a lot of effort to get into somewhere, I don't think that's somewhere I need to be." Nick says about the door and the knocker.

"We have a bad reputation of breaking into places." Sam turns the camera to himself.

"Ooh, Nick look it. So many men over there." Chris points out the hall of paintings.

"You need to stop with this immediately."

"Let's rate them one through ten." He adds.

"Is this a pick on Nick video?" Dani laughs as they all make their way over.

"Exactly!" He shouts, "And I don't want their ghosts to be made at me like in an hour."

Nick picks Dan Moody as the most attractive one and they agree he's the best in the wall before they make fun of Beauford Jester's name.

Colby goes to ask do the brothers have roles and they say Matt does the laundry and drives. Nick is the leader and Chris is just there, so Nick says he the creative one.

"Let's tell them about what happened last night." Sam passes the camera over to Colby, "We were standing right in the middle of this area. And our guide screams and looks over to the left, and she saw for the first time ever, someone waving at her. And I look by this little light and a full on shadow passes the light."

"I might have left out I saw the exact same thing she saw last night." Dani tells the group.

"Don't do that stuff." Chris looks at her so she laughs as they head for the elevator.

"I hate the elevators." Matt speaks up.

"Wait, what?" He catches Sam off, "You hate the elevator?"

"Yes,"

"We have maybe a little... Ritual to do in the elevator tonight." He tells the three.

"You can count me out." Dani says hearing that for the first time.

"You know what, we can sit out together." Chris pats Dani on the shoulder as she stood next to him, "I hate those two words together."

"Me and Chris have been stuck in an elevator before for like an hour and a half." Matt tells the group, "It traumatized me a little bit."

"I'd cry." Dani shakes her head at the thought as the all pile into the elevator.

"Is this the one we're doing the ritual?" Colby asks Sam.

"No. We can't talk about the ritual."

"Did you just feel the elevator drop like three inches?" Matt asks the group.

"I did." Dani looks at him, "What's the weight limit of this thing?"

"We all just fall to our death." He jokes a bit.

Arriving in the lobby they get with their tour guide, who explains how Driskill was a big cigar guy, so they'll smell it in the hotel. Matt says things are adding up because when they first arrived Dani had the smell follow her around.

They then move to where Audrey saw the person last night talking about her experience, so Dani tells her she saw them too but didn't know how to react so she frozen in place.

"I don't know if I would freeze or run." Chris nods his head before Audrey takes them by the vault and talks about the ghosts that are normally around there.

Heading towards the elevators to go up to the fifth floor Sam asks if there was an specific haunting with them to which they conduct a lot of mischief. Dani looks over at Matt to see the look on his face, "Matt's gonna take the stairs." She chuckles as the all get into the elevator.

"I'm just gonna stand here." Nick stands closely in front of Dani since it was packed tight as she was tightly between Matt and Colby.

"It's okay." She rubs his back with a smile.

"I wonder if we all just sing Kumbaya right now?" Maddy says as they wait to go up but the door just opens again.

"Did we just pressed five and went to one?" Sam asks.

"It didn't even go up, Sam." Dani looks over at him.

"I hate elevators." Matt reminds everyone.

"I think I might join you on that." Dani turns her head to look at him to her left as she rests her arms on Nick.

They press five again but the doors just open again without moving.

"What the f..." Sam says.

"What's happening?" Colby asks.

"I'm about to say F this." Dani looks at the doors so Nick turns around to rub her shoulder.

"Lily are you fucking with us?" Audrey asks stepping out to ask.

"Dani, I might take you up on those stairs." Matt moves his head to look at her so she nods hers agreeing. "If I get stuck in this elevator." He looks over at the camera now.

"You see me though, I'm pressing five." Audrey says but it just opens again.

"Maybe we give her a minute to breathe." Nick says.

Sam looks over at Matt and Dani telling them to stand on the other side to see if anyone of was fucking with them so the step out and watch the doors close.

"We're just gonna leave my sister alone with him?" Colby asks before the doors open again and they them him no onw is messing with it. "You just said these malfunction." Colby tells Audrey.

"We need to try it alone." Sam suggests.

"Dani?" Colby turns around to look at her.

"Fuck you," She makes the triples laugh so Sam tries it alone.

Once it works Audrey tells the group about Samantha being their most known ghosts. She was just about four when she passed playing with her balls by stairs and fell down them. On the fifth floor they were taken to Samantha's painting.

"She doesn't look four in that." Colby stares at it, " She looks about eight."

"Really? I thought she looked four." Audrey looks at it more.

"It's probably the getup." Nick speaks up, "She had a fancy getup on." He says so they agree with him.

"She looks 1894 not 2024." Audrey says.

"That's a lot of hair for a four year old." Colby adds making Dani look at him.

"Dude, I had a shit ton of hair at four."

"You forgot how Dani looked?" Sam laughs so everyone smiles at Colby.

"He didn't care." Chris laughs now.

"He was non observant." Nick joins in making fun of Colby.

"Trust me he never payed attention to me when he was supposed to." Dani crosses her arms eyeing down Colby, "I ended up with a Dora bob and micro bangs just like my dolls. Scissors were off limits for me."

"Chris would've been the one to give her scissors." Nick laughs and so does Matt.

"Honestly, I probably would've found her a buzzer." Chris smiles.

"Thank god I didn't know y'all." Dani laughs as they make their way to the room now.

[buffyfan145]

Hello! I've seen a lot of your takes about the relationship between Sauron and Galadriel, so I decided to ask you. Some people keep saying that the kiss that so much is being talked about will be between Gal and Cel, but like why? There's not a single hint that he's going to appear this season, no one even mentions his name, not to mention that he wasn't even cast. Usually in shows somehow try to prepare the viewer to the appearance of a new character or something. I mean it will be somehow out of nowhere, plus it's too early for him. And I think when they actually cast Cel actor, it won't be hidden and they'll say it directly. Anyway I'm Haladriel shipper, but I don't think the kiss will be between them, at least in the classical sense. Maybe Sauron kiss her hand or something like that? Also, I want to add about the kiss between Gal and Cel, let's say it's true, but why is the kiss described as shocking? Like they're husband and wife. And I also saw a couple of opinions that a kiss is possible between Gal and Elrond, which seems even more improbable to me. Like she put her hand on Elrond's chest and some considered it a romantic gesture… but she was literally thinking about Halbrand at that moment! And I have one more question for you, what do you think about the shot where Galadriel is wearing a hood at night and someone is standing behind her, maybe a random orc or Halbrand or someone else? I hope my message didn't scare you with its long :D

No worries about the ask being long. I've actually gotten longer. LOL 😀 I have posted about the kiss before and who it could be with her and it's not Celeborn. I think it's people hoping it's him but he hasn't been cast. The writers confirmed it at SD Comic Con but did say both him and Glorfindel will eventually be in the show. I agree with you when he is cast it will be announced separately as he will be a series regular. There is a chance he could show up in the finale as a surprise but I still kind of doubt it. They're going to have to choose the right actor too, especially with how Haladriel has been and the chemistry between Morfydd and Charlie, which makes me think it could be someone well known that already has a fanbase. I'm hoping for that too as we know she ends up with him and I want him to be likable (also would be great if it's someone I'm already a fan of LOL) and show that she loves him too. But again I'm certain he's not in season 2 at all.

Then I highly doubt it's Elrond, despite some "leaks" on 4Chan and Reddit saying it is, since Morfydd gave an interview at the s2 premiere in London back on the 20th that she loved filming their non-romantic friendship. Her saying that implying there's no kissing like that at all between them, and knowing he's her future son-in-law I can't see the show going there.

So that brings me back to Sauron. I can't see it being anyone else besides maybe Celebrimbor as he was in love with Galadriel in some 1st Age stories before she married Celeborn, but the show would have to get permission to use that from the estate and it seems a bit strange now to do that.

I agree too it could be a hand/ring kiss and I've thought this since the filming video came out for the music in the s2 finale. However, now the show in ep 2.2 showed she's in love with Halbrand/Sauron. Then yesterday we got confirmation from their main director in a podcast interview that by the end of the season she said the show will show that Sauron actually loves Galadriel too. So it's more of a tragic love story as they both are in love but they are enemies and we know it ends tragically and they can't be together. So it's starting to seem possible they do actually share a kiss. I don't want to get my hopes up too high but it does seem to be leaning that way, especially with it being "shocking" as me being a fan since the movies came out when I was in high school I never thought I'd ship them and some still don't see it as romantic, but this would actually prove it is.

So we'll see what happens and I'm sure we'll get more clues each week with the new episodes. And about that scene with the hood I think it's either an arc or Adar. We know she gets captured by them but also ends up working with him. So it could be when that happens.

[the-copycat-hero]

In my mind, Monoma knows how to pickpocket, do sleight of hand, roll a coin across his knuckles, all that good stuff :D I also hc him to have voluntary nystagmus. No particular reason, I just 100% think Monoma would use that skill to freak people out

Also I hc him to be friends with Hatsume Mei. Each time he visits he brings a whole packet of papers, diagrams, analytics of quirks and how they relate to their costumes, and Mei def eats it up EVERY TIME. She also has him try quirks she needs for the equipment whenever possible. They’re smart kids :>

What do you like seeing most in monoma fics/fan work and what do you want to see more of? Any relationships (romance or gen) you like? Also I’m very curious about the Monoma family 👀 Clearly they don’t seem to keep in touch. What does Monoma say when he’s asked about them? Is it something he keeps under wraps or are most of his friends aware

!!!!!!! Big Brain Takes! Massive!

sleight of hand (and other assorted part trick) Monoma is near and dear to my heart, and i could definitely see him being able to do Some Sorta Nonsense with his body like voluntarily vibrate his eyes. i could see him being double jointed, too. (he is a Bendy Boy.)

ALSO the fact that Monoma and Hatsume never interacted in any meaningful way will haunt me until i die. they are so smart, and they are such freaks (/pos). their aura would have been so powerful. maybe too powerful? i guess Hori had to nerf them somehow.

as far as fanworks go, i am a massive fan of any fic that has Monoma showcasing his quirk. (for example, Learning Curve has a fantastic scene with a training exercise/mock battle that i frequently go back to because it is So Peak to me.)

as far as things i'd like to see more of, i'd kill for more introspective pieces of Monoma learning how to adjust after the war. (let me see him talk to Bakugo, who he watched die! let me see him talk to Aizawa, who tried to protect him!!!) i'm hoping some more of that will come with time as the anime draws closer to the end, but i suppose we shall see.

romance-wise, i'm big on Monoshin and have been since season 2. the fact that it used to be a rarepair floors me. (really played the long game on that one). that being said, i could honestly read about Monoma with almost any other student, his personality is just that much fun to me. apart from Monoshin, i've been seeing quite a bit of Timebomb and Monoma/Pony on my timeline, and i find both so incredibly charming.

platonically: Kendo. Shinsou. Tokage. Mei. Honenuki. Bakugo (especially after the war). ERI. Vlad and/or Aizawa. slap Monoma in an interaction with any of them and i am Locked In.

FINALLY, the Monoma family. (man, the Monoma family.) @smallvictorianchildwhofoundwifi and i have constructed pages upon pages of lore for these human disasters, but i'll try to keep it brief:

Monoma's dad (still need a name) - only ever agreed to have a child in the first place because his side of the family was pressing for it. resents Neito for reasons that i'll probably dig into later - but as long as Neito isn't actively making a mockery of the family name, his dad really can't be bothered to think about him.

Monoma's mom (Hiromi) [PRE WAR] - had Neito when she was young (around 21 years old) because, again, her husband's side of the family was insistent. she adored him at first sight; however, she has had to make a lot of changes to appease her husband's side of the family over the years, and it has turned her into a harsher, colder person overall. every once and a while, she'll be struck with fondness for her son, but it never lasts for long before she goes back to being made of ice. maybe also unconsciously resents Neito some for marking the end of her old life.

Hiromi (cont) [Post-War] - determined to reconnect with her son after almost losing him in the final battle. has made so many mistakes that it seems impossible, but Neito got his tenacity from someone, and it certainly wasn't his father.

Monoma's class knows next to nothing about his family. even Kendo, who has known Monoma for a long while, has precious little information to go off of.

some of the girls in Monoma's class stumble across a picture of Monoma's mother from one of her last modeling shoots, but when they ask him about her, Monoma just tells them that he has his mother to thank for his dashing good looks and leaves it at that. Ittaka - Monoma's old caretaker (and pseudo-older sister) - comes to visit him once, and his classmates briefly think that his real mother must have died until Kendo corrects them (because she may not know much about the Monomas, but she knows that they are all still kicking). but that's about all they've got.

tldr; trying to wrangle a straight answer out of Monoma regarding his family is impossible.

[hoomandoescosplay]

The Flirting Mishap | James Potter x Reader

(Y/N) and James Potter were "enemies". Not pure hatred real enemies but the sort that have constant banter and teasing. The dynamic (Y/N) and James have is competition and petty arguments. For whatever reason, he just seemed to love annoying her and she loved to annoy him right back.

(Y/N) knows she can't stand him, for the most part, and that he enjoys nothing more than getting under her skin but she's always so drawn to the Potter boy. His courage and his intelligence has always been impressive.

Unknown to the girl the feelings are quite mutual. In the small moments where there is no bickering or arguing she makes him laugh, and even when she does get under his skin, he enjoys it.

The girl enjoys messing around with him. Even if he thinks otherwise, she'll never admit out loud however, having him around definitely improves her day. James thinks the same way, and also would never admit it out loud. Unsurprisingly to their friends the boy has a major crush on (Y/N).

As (Y/N) walks into the common room she notices James, Sirius, and Remus sitting on one of the sofas and walks up behind it. "Hey Sirius, Remus" The girl says, ignoring James on purpose. Sirius just smiles knowingly to what she's doing. Remus gives her a little wave while holding a book in his other hand. James makes an annoyed grunt at you ignoring him this early in the day.

"Do you two hear something" (Y/N) asks continuing to get under his skin. Sirius chuckles a bit giving James a teasing look as Remus shakes his head playing along. James rolls his eyes and crosses his arms, clearly upset. "Hmm, I must be imagining sounds." She walks over to the empty sofa across from the boys and takes a seat. "Do you guys have any plans right now?" Sirius shrugs and James is too annoyed to talk, leaving Remus to answer the question.

"Not really. I've got some homework I should probably work on." He mutters the last part as he starts to think of all the work he has to get done. "I think your homework can wait. You guys wanna go to the Three Broomsticks?" Sirius perks up almost immediately at the thought of sneaking into Hogsmead. "Yeah, that sounds like a great idea (Y/N)."

James still looks annoyed but shrugs as Remus looks unsure. "Come on Moony, a little delay won't hurt you." She grins up at Remus as he thinks about it, and slowly nods. Fed up with being ignored in the conversation he grumpily speaks up. "Fine." She rolls her eyes but secretly smiles as she faces the door of the common room. "Great, let's head out boys." Sirius practically bolts for the door. Remus smiles, and James just sighs. "No need to rush Sirius, there'll be plenty of shenanigans to get up to when we get there." James sighs again, trying to evoke a reaction out of someone, and heads out the door last.

─── ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ ───

The four of you sneak into Hogsmead using the marauders map and walk to the Three Broomsticks. Inside the pub is already quite busy with witches and wizards drinking, playing games, and talking enthusiastically about Quidditch. Some are huddled over maps, arguing or laughing at the top of their voices. (Y/N) quickly spots a small round table near the window which happens to be her favorite table.

Her and the others approach the round table, and they pull out their chairs to sit. Sirius gets out a handful of coins and sets it on the table before sitting down. "I'm starved." He sighs dramatically as he lays his head down on the table. "I think we all are," Remus replies, sinking into his chair with a soft thump. "But this place seems to have a lot of atmosphere right now don't you think? Sirius and (Y/N) nod in agreement while James is too busy glaring at you to agree. Remus notices and shakes his head.

Noticing the presence of eyes on her she glares back at James with a sly smirk on her lips. James glares back harder as Sirius sits back in his chair sharing a knowing look with Remus. James rolls his eyes slightly. "Oh come on. Do we have to do this every single time?" (Y/N) scoffs as Sirius pipes up. "Please continue, it's quite entertaining." This causes Remus to hit him on his arm resulting in the Black letting out a dramatic cry of pain.

As James' eyes meet hers once more it's easy to tell he's still annoyed but can't help but smile a little. Noticing the smile his face flushes and he immediately turns his head away, his face now red with his ears burning bright. (Y/N) grabs her menu bringing it up to cover her face that has a growing smile on it. Sirius chuckles quietly as Remus glances back and forth between (Y/N) and James, saying nothing.

After a waiter makes it to their table to take their order and collect the coins Sirius left, they make small talk until their butterbeers arrive. "We should go to Honeydukes after this. I want to get some candy." She grins at the boys as she pushes up her glasses that bear a great resemblance to James'. Sirius nods, while James and Remus groan. "Do we have to?" James asks. Remus glances at James. "Not trying to agree with Prongs here but I think I should get back to start my homework." She glares at James "Yes. Yes we do."

Her eyes soften as she turns her head to look at Remus. "If you come to Honeydukes with us I promise to help you with some of your homework later." James rolls his eyes and groans as Remus nods. "If we must. I'll hold you to that deal though (Y/N)." James looks like he wants to argue, but just grumbles and crosses his arms instead. "What's got you such in a mood today Potter?" She asks, raising an eyebrow at him. She didn't expect her ignoring him in the common room would make him sulk this much.

"Nothing." Sirius snickers, causing Remus to hit his arm once again. James' face flushes again and a small pout forms on his lips. "It sure is something, you're sulking. As much as I love our little glaring competitions you're putting me in a bad mood." James huffs. "I'm not sulking." Sirius just smiles more, while Remus looks between the two of you with a smirk. "Uh huh you are. It's all over your face." James just crosses his arms harder. "No, I'm not." The waiter comes back with their drinks at this time feeling the tension.

Quickly distributing the drinks they rush off not wanting to get in the way. "Yes. You. Are." James doesn't argue with you this time, just giving an annoyed glare and glancing off to the side. Sirius is still smiling trying to contain himself. Remus just shakes his head and sips his drink. I smile. "Never argue with a girl. She will always end up being right Potter." This causes Sirius to break and let out a laugh. James is too flustered to say anything as Sirius continues laughing. "I agree, Potter." Remus smiles slightly, playing along with the last name bit.

─── ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ ───

(Y/N) and James cool off a bit once more and the four of them all settle into a nice conversation as they finish their drinks. James is a bit annoyed to even really talk at first but Sirius keeps joking with him until he loosens up. He smiles but still has a tiny pout on his face because (Y/N) won by leaving him speechless. "Alright. She exclaims, ready to finally head to Honeydukes. "Everyone ready to go get some candy?"

Everyone nods, except for James, of course. He just grumbles remembering they agreed to go. "Want to grumble any louder?" She teases as he just narrows his eyes at her while pouting harder. Little did she know James never liked going to Honeydukes with the girl cause he always had to watch as the cashier tried flirting with her every time and he could never do anything about it. They all walk out of the Three Broomsticks following behind a very giddy (Y/N).

On their walk to Honeydukes Sirius is whispering in James' ear teasing him about his little crush on the girl in front of them as Remus chuckles. Turning around to see what Remus is laughing about she notices how red James got. His ears are bright red as well as his cheeks. "Why are you so red? If you're getting sick or something, stay away from me." she playfully teases. James just looks at her grumpily as Sirius is quietly laughing once again. "I think Prongs' red because he's got a crush on you." Sirius teases, wrapping his arm around her shoulder.

James glares at Sirius. "Ha ha, very funny Padfoot. I'll pay you five galleons the day Prongs here has a crush on me." Sirius just raises his eyebrows and chuckles. "Oh? I'll bet you ten that he does have a crush on you." Without any hesitation (Y/N) replies "Deal." She shakes Sirius's hand as Remus chuckles as she secretly hopes she'll be losing ten gallons rather than gaining them this time.

James grumbles and crosses his arms, blushing more. Sirius looks at him and chuckles again. "I'm looking forward to those ten galleons." Acting competitive to hide her feelings for the Potter boy she replies "Yeah right. If anyone is getting ten gallons it will be me not you." Sirius just shrugs. "We'll see." He chuckles.

Getting to the doors of the candy store (Y/N) rushes in as the three boys follow. As she shops Sirius and Remus wander to look at the candy displays further away from the displays she's looking at. James being the last one to enter he glances around the store aimlessly looking to see if that specific cashier is working today. To James' unfortunate luck the boy is working today and he groans.

Not paying attention due to the cashier on his mind James walks right into (Y/N) on accident. He stumbles back as both of them slightly lose their balance. He's clearly embarrassed and quickly steps away from her as his face is more red than ever. "Merlin James. Are you good? You've been weird all day." James just looks away. "I just... nevermind." You notice that he's still looking around the store. I glance around quickly. "What exactly are you looking for?" He quickly says "Nothing. Forget it." James still hasn't looked at you once being too embarrassed.

She pokes his cheek. "Dude, talk to me. What are you looking for? What's up?" He looks at your hand poking his face for a moment and then gives you a mean glare. "Really? You know exactly what I'm looking for." His ears are still bright red now from embarrassment and anger towards that cashier that gets on his nerves so much.

(Y/N)'s face drops at his outburst. "Merlin, you don't have to be so rude all the time. I don't know what you're looking for and now I really could care less." Turning around and walking away from him she huffs. "No, wait!" He hurries after her and grabs her arm. He seems panicked. "Let go Potter." She glares at him with no playfulness in her eyes this time. "I just want to get what I came in for so we can go and I don't have to be around you anymore today." He tightens his grip.

"Please. Just listen. I'm sorry. I-" Sighing she interrupts him. "Yeah yeah you're sorry. We do this all the time and I don't want to deal with this again right now." He stammers again. "I just..please listen to me." He's still holding her arm and not letting go anytime soon. (Y/N) glances at Sirius and Remus across the store not paying attention to the two of them. "You have five seconds to say whatever you want to say then I'm walking away."

"Look, I just... I like you okay?" James looks horrified as he says it. His face is bright red. "You what?" She practically shouts, causing James to cringe a bit and tighten his grip on her arm. Remus and Sirius are both staring at the two now. "I like you. Just... forget I said anything." A grin erupts on her face. "Wait wait wait. I don't think I'm hearing you right." She lets out a confused laugh. "Did I hear you right?" James still looks horrified as his face somehow gets redder. "You heard me." He mumbles shyly.

Remus is just shocked as Sirius is trying not to smile. (Y/N)'s face is tinted red from her blushing. Her face being red only seems to make James panic more. He stares at the girl, not blinking nor breathing, afraid of what she might say next. The two of them just stare at each other not knowing what to say at all. They're so used to bickering with each other to the point they're left speechless

Eventually James finally speaks again. "I don't know what to say...I just think you're hilarious, smart, and I-'' He trails off, his face still red. Gaining some of her confidence back she smirks. "Go on." She teases. James doesn't hesitate now as some of her confidence rubs off on him. "I think you're so beautiful, and I care about you and-" He seems to be at a loss for words now. Remus smiles slightly and Sirius is just amused.

"And here I thought you liked Lily all this time." He quickly blurts out a "No." realizing after he should explain more. "You. I like you. I've actually liked you since our first year, I just never said anything." Remus chuckles warmly while Sirius is now smirking.

"Since first year? We've been bickering all these years and you thought that was a good way to flirt with me?" She lets out a laugh amused by the situation. James just nods with a nervous laugh. "I'm not very good at flirting okay. But I tried to get you to pay attention to me by arguing but all I did was just annoy you." Sirius and Remus laugh while giving each other a look. "Yeah I can definitely tell you're not good at it." She smiles before continuing. "I mean you did get my attention, just not in the way you planned." James just groans and buries his face in his hands.

Sirius and Remus walk up to where the two are standing. "Potter, did you really think the girl you've been arguing with for years wouldn't think you liked her?" Sirius teases the boy as Remus smiles. A huge smile appears on (Y/N)'s face not being able to resist joining in on the teasing. "Yeah Potter." James somehow hides his face in his hands more. "I know it's stupid. I'm just-" He sighs. "Forget it." Sirius' amusement is growing, seeing James like this. Remus just smiles more.

She pulls his hands down from his face and kisses him on the cheek. "What's stupid?" She asks, grinning. James is surprised and immediately goes bright red. He is frozen for a moment. Sirius and Remus both smirk again. "Me. I'm stupid." James says quietly. "Yeah. Yeah you are. Just a bit though." (Y/N) smiles and takes his hand. "You can fix that by taking me out on a date." His eyes go wide and Sirius holds onto Remus laughing. "You- you want to go on a date?" James looks absolutely delighted at the unexpected answer. "Well Potter, you heard her. You're taking her out on a date." Sirius teases. "Yeah Potter. You're taking me out on a date." She chimes in after Sirius.

James seems to need a second to process everything before smiling widely. "Great, okay yes. I'll take you on a date, I'll plan it all out." James is clearly very excited about this. Sirius just chuckles and Remus smiles some more. "I think Potter here really likes you." James groans in embarrassment but still smiles. "Of course I do."

"He's as excited as a puppy." She whispers to Sirius and Remus laughing. James just smiles while Sirius snickers. "Next Saturday okay?" James asks (Y/N) hoping she didn't have anything planned already as Sirius looks intently at her. "Hmm..." She thinks slowly prolonging her answer to make James stress a bit. James starts to get anxious, it's so easy to read his emotions right now.

Even though waiting for her answer is making him anxious, the excitement shows on his face tenfold, so he tries his best to hide it. "Just say yes or no before he explodes." Remus pipes in also curious for her answer. She grins. "Yeah next Saturday works for me." James' expression lights up as he quickly nods, holding her hand still. "Great. I'll pick you up at six then. I'll have everything planned out." She nods smiling up at him. "Potter, you're still blushing by the way." Sirius teases once again. "Yeah, yeah, I know." He doesn't seem to mind the teasing. It's nice to see him so giddy.

Sirius and Remus are both smiling at each other and quite surprised he told her at all, especially today. It's amusing to the whole group to see James like this. "As fun as planning this date is, I really want to get some candy." (Y/N) stares up at him with her eyes shining. James immediately looks down once you do. He holds your hand tighter for a moment before saying, "Sure, let's get some candy."

Everyone disperses and begins to go get some candy. Remus is getting a bunch of chocolate frogs, Sirius is getting different types of candy, and James is still holding your hand.

Walking to one of the displays (Y/N) picks up a milk chocolate wand. "What's your favorite type of chocolate? I love milk chocolate personally." James looks at the displays for a moment. "I like all kinds. I'm not too picky." He looks at the milk chocolate wand and his expression softens. "That one looks really good." Her eyes sparkle once again. "It's amazing. I'm like seriously addicted to these things. It's bad." She laughs as James chuckles. "I've never tried them before." He eyes it as if he also wanted to get one.

Across the store Sirius is snickering with Remus as they watch both of them. They find it very interesting how nice James and (Y/N) are acting towards each other. Sirius and Remus knew all the bickering for years was just their way of flirting but them being sincere with each other is a nice change.

Staring into James' eyes with a blank expression she tells him. "Try one." He hesitates for a moment to think but ends up nodding. "Okay..." He takes the milk chocolate wand from her hand, unwraps it and takes a small bite. He seems surprised at how good it is. Then he tries a bigger bite and begins eating it at a more normal pace. "That's really good."

"Right? I told you they were amazing." She grins at the fact he agreed with her but her face drops and her eyebrow raises at the boy. "You might want to slow down eating that though considering we still have to pay for it." James stops eating it now that she mentioned it. "Oh, right." As Remus is paying for his candy Sirius is standing with him at the register watching the two still with a very soft smile on his face.

The two boys make their way over as Sirius embraces the girl in a side hug. "You two are really cute, you know that?" Pushing up her glasses she turns her head to look at him. "Just as cute as you and Remus are? She asks tease him. Sirius raises an eyebrow. "Well no." James and Remus chuckle while Sirius smirks. "Remus and I are much cuter. But you two are still cute." They all laugh and (Y/N) gently pushes James up to the register to pay for the half eaten chocolate wand he's holding.

James gives her a tiny smile as he goes over to the register and pays for it. Once he is done, he immediately goes to hold her hand again while looking at her. Sirius spots some candy and drags Remus with him to pay as he rolls his eyes. (Y/N) laughs as the indecisive Pasfoot and smiles up at James. "You're really beautiful, you know that?" James whispers to the girl and she blushes. "You're pretty cute as well Potter. Especially when you're all jumbled up like this." James glances away embarrassed as she continues. "Seriously I've never seen you get this flustered ever. I've never even heard you stutter since today."

Sirius is just amused hearing that as they rejoin the two of them. "It's true though. She isn't wrong." Remus smiles. "At least he's getting bolder around her." She smirks at James. "You're getting bolder huh?" James looks at you and chuckles. "It's kind of hard not to be bold right now. Just look at you." He gestures towards you. "It's hard not to say what I'm thinking." (Y/N)'s face turns bright red at his statement. James seems to love that he makes you blush. "Even cuter."

Sirius is amused, Remus is smiling softly, (Y/N) is blushing, and James is looking at her with a lopsided grin. "Aw, Potter. You've got yourself a girlfriend." James chuckles. "I haven't asked her. Yet." He says with a grin.

Sirius playfully shoves him. "Shut up, Potter. She already said she'd go on the date." James nods. "True. True." She laughs at them going back and forth as she smiles at her friends.

The four of them walk up to the register one last time for (Y/N) to pay for her candies. Gently placing everything in her hands on the counter the cashier smiles at her but James quickly glares at him causing his smile to drop. He quickly rings (Y/N) up only speaking to her to tell her the total due to the aggressive glare James is giving the boy.

As she reaches into her pocket for some coins James places some on the counter. "James, you don't have to pay for my candy. Take your money." She huffs up at him. This just made him push the coins closer to the cashier. As the boy takes it with shaky hands she rolls her eyes trying to hide her smile. "Thank you Prongs." Hearing his nickname he grins.

After she collects her bag of candy the four of them walk back to Hogwarts in a much better mood than they all left the castle with.

─── ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ ───

A week passes quickly and it's the day of the date. James is in his dorm room, looking nice and ready. He's nervous, but excited. He's wearing his normal uniform minus the robes accompanied with his usual dishevelled hair.

He seems to be nervously cleaning his glasses, causing Sirius to notice and approach him. "Alright there, Potter?" James shrugs. "I'm a little nervous. That's all." Sirius smiles warmly. "It'll be alright, she's probably nervous too." James just shrugs and seems to be doing his best to calm down.

James runs through the whole date plan in his mind. Meet her in the common room, walk through the courtyard with her for a bit then head to the quidditch field to stargaze after the sun goes down. He starts to calm down a bit as he recites the plans in his head but Sirius and Remus can tell he's still a bit nervous. Sirius sighs and crosses his arms. "Potter, if you keep cleaning your glasses like that they'll be clean enough to see you staring at your own reflection." Remus chuckles and sits on his bed. "Try to relax some. You know (Y/N)'s very nice." James just nods. "Sometimes." He teases.

Just then, he hears a knock on their door. "I'll get it." Sirius exclaims and walks over to the door. He opens it, sees it's (Y/N), and holds the door open for her to enter. She walks in, her eyes wandering the room to spot James, and smiles warmly at him. Remus gives him a small pat on his back to get him out of his trance. "You look nice." He comments a bit too loud.

She continues to smile at James. "You too." The girl responds in a much quieter voice. She then turns to look at Sirius. "Thank you for holding the door open for me, Sirius. I appreciate it." He grins. "Of course. You both look great. Go enjoy your date now." Sirius waves the two of you off and walks to Remus's bed after closing the door behind them. Remus smiles. "Now there's something you don't see everyday. James Potter on his first date." Sirius snickers as he gets comfortable laying next to Remus.

James sighs and gently takes your hand as soon as Sirius closes the door. "Ready? We can go to the courtyard first, I have something planned." Giving him a curious look she replies "I'm ready to be impressed." He smiles as he leads her out of the common room and on the path to the courtyard. She allows herself to be led by James towards the doors and once they're in the Courtyard, (Y/N) see there's been quite a bit of set up.

There are paper lanterns hung up above, the lights hanging in the courtyard have been turned off, and there is even some music playing from somewhere. It seems like James worked hard to make this just for her. "Welcome to the courtyard." He smiles warmly.

Looking pleasantly surprised and impressed with the efforts James made for her she speaks up. "James, you really didn't have to go through so much trouble for me. But thank you. I feel flattered." It's clear (Y/N) is grateful for the time and effort James put in. She looks around, taking in the view, the lights illuminating the area, and she lets the music wash over her. James smirks. "You have no idea how long I've had this planned." He takes the girl's hand and brings her over to a bench. "So..." He begins taking a calming breath before continuing. "Can I have a dance with my date?" He says with a grin reaching out his hand.

She can feel the heat coming from his face as he looks at her with a big smile. Her cheeks are flushed with adoration as she happily nods. "Of course!" She stands up and takes James' hand as he gently pulls her close and puts one of her hands on his shoulder. Wrapping his arms around her waist he smiles warmly as he begins dancing slowly. He is clearly a good dancer. He moves his feet with the flow and moves your body in a gentle dance. He seems very confident and comfortable with what he's doing. He also seems so happy, content, and comfortable with the girl. It's like he feels safe just holding her, he feels at ease.

(Y/N) laughs, her cheeks still warm. "Oh you're good at this." James absolutely adores her laugh. He loves hearing it and he's quite pleased he can make her laugh so easily. "I've had quite a bit of practice by myself." James chuckles as he dances. He spins her around and brings her back slowly. You can see there are multiple lanterns and some beautiful looking flowers around you. He looks in your eyes and smiles. "So, can I ask you a question now?" He says as he is still holding her hand, one hand still on her waist as they dance. (Y/N) looks at James and smiles, enjoying the moment. "Of course you can, what's on your mind?"

He lets out a low hum as he thinks of a question. "Well, what's your favorite thing about me?" James asks as they still dance. Bringing her close a few more times and holding her hand tighter right after a spin. "I already know some things I love about you. Like your laugh and your smile... And how cute you look when your cheeks are red. And-" James stops speaking, looking away and blushing again. "What was I even saying?" He chuckles a small bit nervously. "I wasn't supposed to answer my own questions." (Y/N) laughs at James as his cheeks turn red.

Thinking this was too adorable for her not to tease him over, she brings her face close to his. "Is there anything else you want to say, James? Any other things you love about me? You know, just a little reminder." James is so embarrassed. His face is bright red and he doesn't answer her for a few seconds after she brings her face close to his and says that. "Right right right. Well... I love your voice. You have such a lovely voice." You can hear him take a deep breath now. "I love how intelligent you are, you're so fun to talk with." James holds her hand as well as her waist a bit tighter

You're standing very close to each other now. "Well then say it again," (Y/N) chuckles. "I want to hear it again. But louder this time." She smiles at James and winks. The blood rushes to James' face and he has to take another deep breath to calm himself down. He can't help but love you even more right now. "I love... everything about you." He says quietly but clearly so she can hear it. His words have some weight to them as his eyes are now looking at you with such admiration and love. It feels different than when anyone else tells her that. This feels so real to the girl.

She takes a moment to process his words. "You really mean... everything?" (Y/N) whispers back, her cheeks turning red from the comment. James leans a little bit closer towards her. "Everything. I've never felt this way about anyone before." His words have more confidence now. He's no longer the nervous James that you know. "I feel like myself with you, like I can be more confident because I don't have to impress you. I just have to be myself and you accept me. It's incredible." She can see it in his eyes. They're filled with warmth towards her.

Feeling a little stunned by his words it takes her another moment to respond. "I never expected you to be the romantic type, to be honest." She pauses, collecting your thoughts. "But I have to admit, it's sweet. I really like this side of you." James chuckles at her response. "Yeah... You're right, I'm not normally romantic. But when I see you smile, I want to be the reason your smile grows." She sees him blush again before he brings her closer in the dance. He gently rests his forehead against her own as a flush of warmth spread through her body. With his face so close, she felt that it was a perfect opportunity for a kiss. Tilting her head slightly up their lips met in a gentle first kiss.

James freezes for a moment as their lips connect. But he quickly kisses back with a smile. He keeps one arm around your waist and holds you just a little tighter as he moves his other hand onto her cheek. He still seems a bit shocked but now it's combined with happiness.

James lets out a low murmur as his lips part from hers. When he pulls back, his eyes are wide with surprise and delight. After a brief moment of hesitation, he leans forward and kisses her again. His lips are softer this time, and his other hand moves to her waist. James deepens the kiss and now there's a lot more passion in it as (Y/N) feels it in her body. His hands hold her waist tightly and pull her in even closer. He finally pulls back, smiling, but his face shows everything. He's so incredibly happy right now that he can't really contain it.

Both of them are smiling and having a lot of fun as they continue to dance in a tight embrace. James soon notices that the sky is starting to change color and the stars are starting to show. Even though it's getting darker out the lanterns are brightening up the courtyard quite effectively. James is still smiling as (Y/N) can feel how happy he is from how tight he holds her as he continues to dance with her a bit longer.

─── ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ ───

James takes her hand into his and starts to lead her to the quidditch field to stargaze. She pesters him with questions on where they're heading but he tells her it's a secret. As the two of you approach the quidditch field her eyes light up with joy as it's clear that James plans to continue the date. He is still smiling and seems to be trying to keep up the cheerful attitude and confidence he has right now.

The night is dark and beautiful. The stars are still out and the moon is out now as well. They both make your way across the field and find a good spot to lay down and relax.

The stars light up the field like a bright, twinkling galaxy. The night's chill keeps (Y/N) close to James, snuggled up with his hand in hers. The gentle sound of his breathing soothes her as she closes her eyes. A warm smile spreads across her face, a pleasant contrast to the cool night air surrounding them. James pulls her closer to him letting her head rest on his chest.

Opening her eyes she can see the constellations in the sky as James is also looking at them with interest. "Do you know the names of these constellations?" He asks her softly. The sky is indeed beautiful. It was very thoughtful of James to bring the two of them to this place so that they can stare at the stars together. It's quite romantic. (Y/N) pushes up her glasses to get a better look at the sky as she points to a specific constellation. "That one is the Cassiopeia constellation right? I'm pretty sure the heart nebula lies within that constellation." She tilts her head up to glance at his expression.

"That's right." He responds enthusiastically as he hugs her tightly. "It's quite beautiful, too, I like to look at it often." He looks at the other stars in the sky. "Do you see Orion?" James asks as he points to a specific group of stars. "Do you know Orions' Belt?" James seems to be teaching her about constellations while also being really affectionate with the girl. She takes note of how sweet of a moment it is.

Smiling at James, she nods. "Yes, and yes!" She laughs at how excited he is. "Do you have other favorite constellations?" James chuckles. "This is just the beginning, I could talk your ear off about constellations if I wanted. But, yes, I love the Big Dipper and Scorpio." James seems to be having fun teaching (Y/N) about the constellations in the sky and having her so close to him.

Between the dance in the courtyard and stargazing in the quidditch field it's the perfect romantic evening for the both of them so far. James sits up causing her to do the same as he pulls her to sit in between his legs with her back against his chest. "Alright, (Y/N). My turn for a question." She laughs. "Alright, what's your question?

"Why me?" James' face is right next to hers as he smiles warmly. "Why did you say yes to my date?" It's a serious question, he genuinely is wondering. He can't imagine why she'd choose him when she could have anyone she wanted, especially since all they've done throughout their Hogwarts years was bickering at one another.

"Even though we constantly bicker and tease each other I ended up falling for you." She admits blushing. "Even with your flirting mishap you still made me fall for you." Laughing she stares at him while still blushing. James chuckles and wraps his arms around her tighter, putting his chin on her shoulder. "So that flirting mishap, it didn't dissuade you from wanting to go out with me?" James says with a grin. "Not really." She replies playfully. "In fact, I'm looking forward to more dates." (Y/N) let out a small laugh before looking towards James.

James' smile grows a bit wider as she says that. He's very pleased with the idea of planning another date for the girl he's head over heels for. They both look at each other warmly and James starts to get an idea. "Well... I do remember saying that I'd like to ask you something during this date. And I haven't yet." He pauses for a moment. "(Y/N), do you mind if I... say something important?" Her eyes sparkle mischievously. "If I recall you've actually asked me a few questions already." She teases him. "But I guess I can allow you another question." As she grins James' face lights up again and he smiles at her. "Alright. Here it is..." His voice is low and soft. It's as if something very important and sweet is coming. "Will you be my girlfriend?" James looks in her eyes and looks very nervous. He hopes she accepts. He hopes and prays.

Her heart races and her head spins as she opens her mouth to respond. She takes a deep breath and smiles. With a shaky, but firm voice she looks at James and says "Of course." James looks shocked for a moment as she answers. (Y/N) notices how still he is as he holds her in his arms. It's very clear that he hoped you'd say yes. "You... would like to be my girlfriend?" He says with clear glee and excitement in his voice. A big, joyful smile spreads across his face. "I've never felt so happy. Thank you. Thank you (Y/N)." James leans down and kisses you on the cheek. "Mmhmm" she hums in response, blushing profusely. She felt her heart race in her chest as she felt his lips press against her cheek.

James smiles warmly at her. The kind of smile that shows that she is the only one on his mind. She means everything to him now and always. She is his world and he is so glad he is hers. "I...can't even describe how happy tonight has made me." He chuckles. "I'm glad I did this date. I knew I'd enjoy your company, even if you just wanted to stay friends." He pauses to try to calm down his excitement. "But now that you've accepted to be my girlfriend too? It's even better." James kisses you firmly on the lips this time. (Y/N) can't help but smile and blush with joy at the realization that James Potter is now her boyfriend.

(Y/N) and James stay like this for a few seconds while still holding her in his arms. He then pulls away and smiles at her while asking. "Do you want to do anything else tonight? Or would you like to go back to the common room?" He asks. James seems ready to do whatever she wants for the rest of the night. She's the only one on his mind right now and he's so happy to be with you no matter what they chose to do. "I'm happy to just spend time with you." She pipes up. "Maybe we can go for a walk somewhere? It's nice out tonight."

James smiles and nods. "I'd love that, let's go on a walk together. We can go to the lake, I know you like that area." James says, starting to stand up as he helps her up as well. He wraps his arm around her and starts to walk side by side with her. "You know, I have to admit. I really liked being alone tonight with you." James smiles at you. "I think this was a really great date." (Y/N) smiles softly. "I'm happy to spend more time with you too." She grins as she continues. "Let's go to the lake then."

She links her arm with his. "You know, I had a very nice time on this date," She says, smiling at him. "Did you really?" James says as he looks at her. His voice indicates that he is genuinely happy to hear anything she has to say. As they both begin to walk in the direction of the lake everything around them begins to settle down. It is getting even quieter and even more peaceful than it was.

James breaks the silence by asking another question. "If you don't mind me asking, how long have you had feelings for me?" He asks you after a minute of walking. She hums thinking. "I'd say for a year now." She pushes up her glasses while continuing. "Yeah a year sounds right." James looks surprised. "A year?" James asks. "Seriously? You were hiding your feelings that long?" He looks at her with a warm expression but he seems impressed with her all of a sudden too before adding on. "And the whole time we were bickering and being annoying to each other as friends?" James chuckles again. (Y/N) hums in agreement. "Not exactly," She replies insinuating that she wasn't trying to hide her feelings from the clueless boy. "But I'm glad I got the chance to tell you finally," She smiles shyly at him as they reach the lake.

"It looks so peaceful outside at night." She glances up at James with a smile as he says that taking note of all his features. She can feel how excited she is to be spending more time with him tonight. James turns and smiles back at her while giving her hand a small squeeze. "I've never seen you so shy." He says with a chuckle. "I mean, you're literally blushing." James wraps his arm around her bringing her closer to him. "Ha ha you're acting quite different to Potter." She teases. He grins at her holding her closer. "But yes I agree it's peaceful outside. I love the peace and tranquillity that the lake brings to this place." (Y/N) says while looking at James once again.

They stare at the lake in silence for a bit before James pipes up with another question. "Do you like the water?" She chuckles. "You like asking a lot of questions tonight don't you?" He ruffles up his hair feeling embarrassed. "I do like the water. The sight of it is quite refreshing." She replies with a blush tainting her cheeks. James nods in agreement. "Do you like it too?" He smiles and nods again. He looks out towards the lake and its peaceful atmosphere. Just a few lights can be seen in the distance. Just the sky and the lake and the two of you. "Yeah, I do like the water. Especially at the lake. It just has such a calming presence." He smiles again as he looks at you with loving eyes.

─── ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ ───

Sitting at the lake some more enjoying each other's presence along with the lake's calming effect. The night sky is beautiful, the wind is calm, and it's peaceful and quiet. It's a lovely night as the two eventually head back to the Gryffindor common room. James and (Y/N) stay close together, holding each other's hands as they walk back.

As they slowly end up back in the castle and to the portrait they enter, finding a more comfortable place to sit and keep the date going a little longer before heading to bed. "This is a good night, isn't it? It feels like it was meant to be." James says playfully. "It really is. The night air, the stars... it's just so perfect." (Y/N) whispers, pressing up close to James on the sofa.

James smiles and wraps his arms around her, kissing her forehead. "Yeah, this is definitely a perfect night." He looks at her like he really wants to kiss her again. He leans in closer to her face. "I think I can make this even more perfect." He says with confidence. "Oh really? Please enlighten me Potter." she replies with a coy smile. James looks at her for a moment longer before slowly leaning towards her. He closes his eyes and goes in for a kiss. It is a deep, passionate, and romantic kiss. James wraps his arms around her and pulls her closer. He is obviously loving every second of it.

Finally, he pulls back and smiles at the girl. "I wanted to make your night perfect... and well.." He chuckles. "I think I did it." (Y/N) blushes while rolling her eyes at his confidence. "I think you did too." James softly replies, "Good." He still has her in arms as he rests his head on top of hers. "This night is one of the best... no it is the best night of my life." At this moment (Y/N) notices that James isn't just holding her, he is hugging her with almost all his strength. He wants to be as close to her as possible, he doesn't want to let her go. She can tell James is happy. Very happy. He knows he is finally with the woman he loves and she is finally with the man she absolutely adores.