#Ice Age Quote

[523rdrebel]

I had this thought and now I need to either write this or find someone to draw this because I cannot get it out of my head!

[Reimagining of a scene from Ice Age]

Tech, being the big brain and not always understanding that feelings don't always follow logic, thinks he's sick, but nothing shows up on a medical scan.

Wrecker: Oh, I know what you've got- you've got "the L word."

Crosshair, with his signature flat, sarcastic tone: Yeah, leprosy. [Insert Eye Roll]

Wrecker, ignoring the sarcasm: No, Crosshair. it's four letters. Starts with L ends with E.

Crosshair, committed to being the most annoying sibling (affectionately): Lice.

Wrecker: No, Crosshair- Tech is in love!

[mermaidvenom]

Hawks&Dabi: *Slapping eachother while on a Mission*

Pepper: Don't make me reach back there

Hawks: Yeah Well He Started It!

Pepper: I Don't Care Who Started It I'll Finish It

*Pepper has the ability to grow vines out of any surface area of her skin so she was talking about reaching behind her using said vines

[deatheater25]

Iceman: I dunno what’s wrong with me, sir. I can’t eat, can’t sleep, maybe I’m coming down with something?!

Viper: O-hoho, I know what you’ve got, the L word.

Slider: Yeahhhh, leprosy!

Viper: No, Kener. It’s 4 letters, starts with L, ends with E.

Slider: …

Slider: A-ha! Lice!

[fanby-fckry]

Egg Boi: Were you killed, Bossman?

Sir Pentious: Sssadly yes…

Sir Pentious: But I lived!

[aotearoa20]

Beren: What's that sound?

Finrod: Its the wind. Its speaking to us

Beren: What's it saying?

Finrod: Dont know. Dont speak wind

Beren:

Finrod. My cousin does! but he mad at me so we cant ask him :(

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Conan, talking about his trip to Singapore: You won't believe what we did on this trip.

Haibara: I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you were "sleepwalking".

Conan: Oh, no. We burned half the country.

Haibara: That was going to be my second guess.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

April: Look, I think something is bothering Casey. Could you talk to him?

Raph: Guys don't talk to guys about guy problems. We just punch each other on the shoulders.

April: That's stupid!

Raph: Yeah, to a girl. But to a guy, that's like 6 months of therapy.

[Later]

Raph: Hey, is something bothering you?

Casey: Yeah, actually, I-

Raph: *punches him on the shoulder*

[lucky-bishova-42]

*Kate, staring at Natasha crushing on Wanda*

Kate: Oh ho! I know what you got! The “L” word…

Clint: Yeah! Leprosy!

Kate: No, Clint, no. Starts with “L” ends with “E”

Clint: Aha! Lice!

Natasha: …

Kate, facepalming: I can’t believe you are my mentor…

[ladymiraclewings]

Emily: Were you killed?! Sir Pentious: Sadly yes. But I lived!

[middleearthmistress]

Pippin: Aragorn, who do you like more? Me or Merry?

Aragorn: Merry.

Merry: Ha! Told you!

Boromir: Aragorn, you can't choose between your kids.

Aragorn: He's not my kid. He's not even my pet. If I had a dog and my dog had a kid and the dog's kid had a pet, that would be Pippin.

Pippin: Aragorn, can I have a dog?

Aragorn: No.

Pippin: Boromir, can I have a dog?

Boromir: Of course you can.

Aragorn: Boromir, we have to be consistent with them.

[incorrect-malfoys]

Draco: That was fun

Draco: Except for those six or seven times when I thought we were going to die

[waterfire1848]

[ Zuko watching Sokka’s plan during the Boiling Rock. ]

Zuko: You’re an embarrassment to nature, do you know that?

[starlitangels]

David, nervous, looking at Angel across the way early in their relationship: You really think they’re the person for me?

Asher: Oh yeah! They’re tons of fun, and you’re no fun at all

Asher, drawing a heart in the air with both hands: They “complete” you

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Anthony: So you think Kate’s the girl for me?

Eloise: Oh yeah. She’s tons of fun, and you’re no fun at all. She completes you.

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shinichi: So, you think Kuroba's the guy for me?

Sonoko: Oh, yeah. He's tons of fun, and you're no fun at all. He completes you!

[mytho-nerd]

Apollo: if you had to choose between me or Hermes who would it be?

Hera: Hermes. Not even close.

Hestia: aww you can’t choose between your kids!

Hera: they’re not my kids.