#Immortality (Quotes)

[speedygal]

"Why can't we be the celestial things that stay together? Why must we be parted by time and circumstance? Why must we be separated by mortality and immortality? Why can't you take me along? Take me with you!"

[overlord-of-fantasy]

He never dies!!

Obi-Wan, at Maul's funeral: I need a moment with him. Everyone: Of course. *They leave* Obi Wan, leaning over Maul′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. Maul, ignights his lightsaber: Yeah, no shit.

[platoapproved]

The building had been crawling with gentle humans who noticed not a thing as they’d stolen the clothes they now wore, uniforms of the young, and left by a broken door into an alley. Not my brothers and sisters anymore. — QUEEN OF THE DAMNED

[namedvesta]

— unknown, Conversation between Athena and Aphrodite.

— Max Nonnenbruch, Junge Schönheit (𝟣𝟪𝟫𝟤)

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#184 WHAT-

Apollo*Looking at Anubis*Haha~I thought I had you pegged little buddy

Anubis: Heh!~Nah that's Her job!~

Anubis points to you putting whoopee cushions on all the deities' seats

Immortal!Y/n*Turns back to look at them*...???

Apollo: Ah okay...-WAIT WHAT THE F-

[mistikfir]

2x04 "Takiawase" ~ "El inmortal" (The Immortal) Jorge Luis Borges (1947)

[justaz]

merlin (immortal) giving arthur (pendragon) the only blade that could kill him

[sjbattleangel]

(Sorry I had to shorten some quotes)

From: Anna Karenina-Leo Tolstoy A Tale Of Two Cities-Charles Dickens Moby Dick-Herman Melville Pride & Prejudice-Jane Austen War Of The Worlds-H.G. Wells The Iliad-Homer The Great Gatsby-F. Scott Fritzgerald The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer-Mark Twain The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn-Mark Twain The Divine Comedy-Dante Alighieri Romeo & Juliet-William Shakespeare My Immortal-Tara Gilesbie

[escespace]

Leon: Ok. What's going on?

Merlin: What do you mean?

Leon: What's the matter? What's wrong with you?

Merlin: Listen, I know myself so you have to be a little more specific if you want a short answer.

[incorrect-poolverine-quotes]

Wade: hey peanut

Logan: yeah?

Wade: can a person breathe inside the washing machine while it’s on?

Logan:

Logan: where’s Laura

[cantteachanoldguardnewquotes]

Joe: It’s dangerous to go alone, take this.

Nicky: …you’re just holding out your hand.

Joe: Mm-hmm.

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Eddie: If I died-

Buck, scrolling on his phone: Death will not get you out of this relationship.

Eddie: No, I know, I mean on the off chance-

Buck: I'm not just trying to get you pregnant when we have sex, I'm also sharing my immortality powers with you.

[luxthestrange]

MASHLE Incorrect quotes#33 Gossip-

Imagine you are an immortal cursed human, you have seen it all, and instead of mourning the loss of past friends and lovers or cursing the gods...use your immortal life for evil or good...you just live happily...with endless knowledge ...of facts and gossip...ALWAYS ready to dish-

Kaldo: There must be endless information you’ve gathered throughout all your past lives-

Immortal!Y/n: I know everyone’s dirty little secrets

Kaldo: I don’t suppose you’d share any with me…?

Immortal!Y/n: You would never guess which Adam Jobs three pupils have a foot fetish

Kaldo: Not at all the sort of information I was looking for...

Kaldo:...

Kaldo: Who?-

[olli-is-a-fish]

Merlin: *pulls curtain back while Arthur is in the shower*

Merlin: Are we - stop screaming, it’s just me - are we out of cereal?

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

charlie's revenge, inspired by @able-juice's edited lute pics XD

Charlie: "I'm going to make you pay for what you did to my girlfriend."

Charlie: "I won't draw blood or break bones, or incinerate you in hellfire. I will respect my girlfriend's choice to let you keep your miserable, pathetic life-

Lute: "Her mistake!"

Charlie: "Her mercy."

Lute: "Fuck you both-"

Charlie: "So I won't kill you."

Charlie: "But you are going to WISH that I had."

Lute: "HA! Your empty threat is almost as much of a joke as you are."

Charlie: "You think I would joke about this? Fine."

Charlie: "Let's put a SMILE on that face."

Charlie: (ends calls)

Charlie: (angrily edits actual smiles onto all lute's social media pics)

Charlie: "...heheheh... AHAHAHAAHAAAAA..."

Vaggie: "Hey babe. What's up with the adorable evil laugh?"

Charlie: "Juuust thinking about how much I love you!"

Vaggie: "Aw." (smooch)

Vaggie: "And that weird tortured sound?"

Charlie: "Oh~ Probably some random hell thing~!"

Lute: (up in heaven) (HOWLING) (being held back by the combined strength of all the other exorcists + sera)

[cinnabon-sweetroll-tiramisu]

Bro, imagine if Merlin went back in time to the first moment he met the Great Dragon and turned Kilgharrah into a tiny asf dragon then freed him lol

Kilgharrah: GASP

Merlin: Yeesss, payback for the horrible advice you gave me in the future.

Kilgharrah: YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME WARLOCK

Merlin: LOL