#Incorrect Q

[doodlydoodlies]

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[rgco413]

Incorrect Quote #59

Todomatsu: I said no.

Osomatsu: Aww c'mon! When have I ever done something rash or irresponsible?

Todomatsu: *pulls out several giant folders*

Todomatsu: Would you like me to go alphabetically or chronologically?

[demiboydemon]

[qcomicsy]

Things I think must have happened in Gotham.

Batman (too tired to remind himself the secret identity stuff): Dick

Villain: Hey–o

Villain too: Hey-o indeed man what the fuck–

Villain: He's just a child.

Villain: How can you call a child a Dick

Villain: This is just horrible taste–

Robin:

--

Jason high in pain killers seeing Damian and Tim dressed as Robin side by side: I think I had nightmares about this

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Batman 72h without sleep

Robin moving too fast

Batman who thought it was the memorial because he's without glasses:

Robin:

Batman

Robin: Why is your hand on the emergency button?

Batman, who almost had a heart attack: No reason, why are you awake?

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Jason, Robin year one seeing Nightwing and Barbara flirt knowing damn well Dick has a girlfriend at the titans: He has a problem.

Bruce, knowing who that problem comes from: He's young.

Jason:

Jason: Apple's and trees...

Bruce: Out.

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Harley: You're all whore's and a virgin–

Jason: (Visibly offended).

[lilislegacy]

percy: people who don’t put q-tips in their ears are such big babies. like, grow the hell up

annabeth: but it’s terrible for you

percy: okay? so is coffee. so is alcohol. so is working a 9 to 5. adults don’t do things that are good for them. that’s what makes you an adult

annabeth: you take vitamins every day, which is being healthy. are you saying that’s childish?

percy: hey now, i only take those cause they’re blue and look like cute little sharks

annabeth:

annabeth: i’m sorry you’re right. that’s very adult of you, seaweed brain

[lithiumseven]

Part II, Part I

[incorrectdisasterlineage]

ahsoka: the path to inner peace begins with four words

ahsoka: not my fucking problem

[hollow-prior]

Inej: Kaz is a good person, if you ignore all the things he does on purpose and concentrate on all of the things he does by accident.

[min3nc]

who could have seen it coming.

[nameless-network]

[doodlydoodlies]

POV: Medic wakes up and is instantly meet with a sandvich

[rgco413]

Incorrect Quote #63

Choromatsu: The house is a disaster. We need to clean.

Todomatsu: Who's coming over?

Choromatsu: No one. We're cleaning for us.

Todomatsu: But we already know we live like this

[demiboydemon]

[iamnmbr3]

Bellatrix: Now that the Ministry has fallen, we can set about accomplishing our central goal of-

Voldemort: Finding a way for me to defeat Harry Potter personally in a duel.

Bellatrix: --purifying wizarding bloodlines by--

Draco: Did someone mention Harry Potter?!

Snape: Potter! Everything comes back to him. My whole life would have been different if only-

Bellatrix: Ok is there anyone here NOT obsessed with Harry Potter?

Fenrir Greyback: I'm just here to bite people lol.

Bellatrix: *facepalms* I'm starting to miss Azkaban.

[mamaspidershit]

Peter: I may have accidentally glued my hand to the table. Natasha, sighing: How do you "accidentally" do that? Peter: The glue was strong. I was curious.

[unknownteapot]

smosh as tumblr textposts (5/?): duos & trios

( pt. 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 )