One of the best “Batman knows Superman’s secret identity” reveals in recent memory. Literally brought a speeding, furious Kryptonian to a full stop with one word and a raised hand.
Bruce: **staring at Clark intently for a long time**
Clark: "What is it?"
Bruce: "Do you have an appendix?"
Clark: "What?"
Diana: "Bruce, that's rude. You can't just ask someone if they have an appendix."
Bruce: "So we're just not going to talk about **gesturing vaguely at Clark** this?"
Victor: "I was actually wondering this myself. I mean, the evolutionary implications alone are staggering. Does this mean we have a common ancestor? Are we Kryptonians? Are they human? Is this a nessecary evolutionary path for all advanced life forms in the galaxy?"
Clark: **panicking** "Oh my god. I don't know."
Barry: **freaking out** "What do you mean you don't know?!"
Clark: "Get me a mirror, quick!"
Barry: **running in a blur and getting a mirror**
Clark: **trying to x-ray himself with a mirror, half crying** "What am I???"
Bruce: **exasperated and a 100% hiding how freaked out he actually is** "That's not how your vision works."
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Later...
Bruce: **meeting J'onn in his Martian form for the first time, losing his goddam mind** "This is so much worse."
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Later later...
Hal: "I mean, most of the folks I meet are human-like, so it's not that weird."
Bruce: **holding his sanity by a fucking thread** "Most???"
Hal: "Oh you should meet Mogo. He's a sentient planet and a Lantern."
Bruce:
Hal: "He's not very friendly though... I think you'll like him."
Just rewached Justice League war and Throne to Atlantis and ofcourse I have a new fanfic idea. Bruce Wayne adopts a teenage Hal Jordan and Barry Allen (and possibly someone other Jl members not sure)
This is what I got so far
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Bruce:"I'm adopting you"
Hal:"**** no!"
Bruce: "language"
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Bruce:"Flash are you hurt?"
Barry: on the verge of death "Nope I'm fine no need to worry"
THIS!! this is fucking hilarious, everyone thinks Batman is a vampire. it explains everything, but to find out he’s just a NORMAL MAN. Hal is so pissed, that this normal man is doing his job, possibly better than him, and then Bruce has the nerve to take HIS RING, HIS RING! This normal human being just stole his alien tech from him without him noticing at all and he’s just pissed. Batman is a fucking icon for this scene alone.
Obsessed with that superbat scene from Justice League: war I mean the way Batman says Superman's name and holds his hand like this ✋️ stopped Superman immediately
Same. He had an unconscionable amount of BDE in that scene.