#Oswald “The Penguin” Cobblepot

[mushi-shield]

[420technoblazeit]

hey rq hwy is genderbent penguin serving SO much cunt. why did they make her so hot. is it just me or

[incorrectbatfam]

Rating mental breakdown spots in Gotham

Gotham subways: 5/10. Can blast emo music through your headphones. Train occasionally stalls. Other passengers too burned out to notice you. 

Gotham U: 10/10. You're likely not the only one. School mascot hands out free tissues. 

Batburger: 8/10. Semi-public depending on seating. Tears make the fries soggy. Line cooks are wrestling in the background. 

Crime Alley: 0/10. People think you're drunk. You're a prime mugging target. Kids laugh at you.

Sewers: -2/10. Smells bad. 50% chance of Croc attack. 

Iceberg Lounge: 3/10. Judgy rich snobs. Bathroom full of people doing coke. Drinks too expensive to drown yourself in. 

Wayne Gala: 4/10. Also judgy rich people. Must dress formally. Can't stick your head in chocolate fountain. Dick Grayson will become your therapist whether you like it or not. 

[poisonousquinzel]

[tampire]

Married couple knocks some sense into that nerd and his husband joins in

[violent138]

Bruce doing crazy Brucie things in the Iceberg Lounge after the third lifetime ban was temporarily lifted to investigate, only for his two eldest sons to come in and make abort signals at him because it's not Penguin this time (and he managed to disloge his comm on the dance floor). Both of them look so nonplussed and exasperated by his shenanigans that Penguin offers them drinks on the house, that Dick makes Jason (who is gleeful about not being recognized as one of Penguin's competitors) decline as they drag Bruce out.

[paarassha]

she is FINE

[tatiejosie]

Look........... you know what kind of person i am...... i just saw the Penguin's genderbend and Harley Quinn's new design and i just................

They milfed the Penguin........ thank the STARS for this....

[wishfulsketching]

Nygmobblepot and "he said no pickles" meme

Oswald should not do his own shopping, ever. For the sake of the retail workers.

[kydnexploded]

more penguin doodles :•b

when the ac broke

[bruhseidon]

Y/N, being captured by the Penguin: I’m full of truth juice! Don’t tell him nothin’, Red—

Penguin, pointing a gun at her: Shut up, kid! You’re lucky I don’t hit girls!

Y/N: Me neither… but for you I’d make an exception~ OHHHHHHH!

Jason, as Red Hood, tied up next to her: OHHH!

Penguin: Enough!

Y/N: ₒₕₕₕₕₕ…

[snow-bees]

First attempts at drawing the rogues from last year

[xzcopycat]

Going out to glitter and glam all over Gotham✨

[tea-is-absolutely-mandatory]

I was going to say something but it's honestly just funnier to try and guess what they're talking about

[ineffableriddlebird]

#Caring Mood

[tampire]

Fuck It. (insp)