#Simon’s trucking

[truckermark1971]

Iowa trucking

[syoddeye]

"Please, just a couple more times? Please?"

Your kid is relentless. You're tired from a whole afternoon of fun, and your arm's sore. You gently explain this to them, smiling weakly when they pout. Then you look at your husband, whose eyes shock you. Simon looks as letdown as the kid. The paper of his face mask subtly moves, and your brow pinches in confusion, unable to make out what he's trying to say. Then he lifts his free hand. Three. Three more.

You huff, a little grin overtaking your weariness. You're reminded these moments are not just for the kid, who holds one hand each as they walk between you, but for Simon, too.

It breaks your heart when you think of what he did not have or experience as a child. 

So, you bend slightly and squeeze your kiddo's hand. 

"Okay, three more swings. Then my arm's going to fall off."

Your kid giggles madly as you and Simon swing them again. Simon's gaze is fond and soft, low chuckles rumbling out as he watches the kid's feet come up off the ground. When you inevitably reach swing number three, your eyes meet again. This time, it's you who raises three fingers.

Simon deserves all this and more.

[tiggerriot]

big man

[shadow0-1]

driveaway

[callsign-coolsquirrel]

I think they deserved to have some interactions together

[snake-spire]

Mike Crew featuring Simon Fairchild and his boyf- I mean Oliver Banks

Dysphoria is hitting me like a freight train so, I’m transing Mike and Oliver’s genders and no one can stop me.

[carsthatnevermadeitetc]

Isuzu COMO F1 Super Truck, 1991. A concept for a futuristic pick-up powered by a mid-mounted Lotus V12 F1 racing engine. Styled by Simon Cox, it was presented at the 29th Tokyo Motor Show

[greeneyedsigma]

Incorrect Quotes featuring the 141 and Metal Team!

Frost: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.

Sandman: Erm... it’s nice see your smile when you win!

*later*

Frost: He’s probably just staring at my ass, isn’t he?

Price: Yeah, probably.

**

Gaz: Why is Soap crying on the floor?

Sandman: He’s drunk.

Gaz: And?

Sandman: He saw a picture of Ghost's boyfriend.

Gaz: But he’s Ghost's boyfriend.

Sandman: I know.

**

Grinch: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver.

Grinch: When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one good idea.

**

Sandman: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.

**

Grinch: That's greatly offensive to my people.

Truck: College dropouts?

**

Truck: *pulls back the curtain while Grinch is showering*

Truck: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?

**

Soap, to Sandman: I mean, I get complimented all the time-

Ghost: *starts cackling*

Soap: I do!

Ghost: *laughs harder*

**

Grinch, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?

Gaz, confused: I mean, this is our barracks, so yeah.

**

Grinch: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Frost: What’s up your ass this morning?!

Gaz: *walks in* ...Hey.

Frost: Hmm… nevermind.

Grinch: WAIT NO!

**

Gaz: I feel like doing something stupid.

Grinch: I’m stupid, do me.

[fanficsforheartandsoul]

Russian!Reader: Road Trip pt. 1

Reader, driving the KorTac truck:

Captain Price over the radio from the 141 truck: Y/N, we're stopping here, Gaz has to go pee.

Reader: Okidokie *stops the truck*

Gaz, running out of the other truck: shitshitshitshit-

Soap, whose window is aligned with Y/N's: Hey.

Reader, drinking: What's up?

Soap: I'm really thirsty, Ghost drank all my water.

Ghost from the back: I fucking didn't.

Soap: Shut up.

Also Soap: Anyways... Can I have some?

Reader: Sure.

Soap: Thanks *coughing* what the...

Gaz: I'm back

Captain Price: Okay, let's continue.

Reader: Can I have this again, thank you.

Soap:

Ghost:

Ghost: What is it?

Soap, flabbergasted: That was vodka...

Reader, chugging the bottle and starting the truck: Let's go bitches *zooms away*

[thejacketscloset]

A collection of poems and other things that I think are very ghoap, ghost, and Soap coded

[moontaeddybear]

191027 Neo City Photobook

[r0semultiverse]

UM WOW 😳 OKAY!

[t4r0tc4rdz]

@teethcritter @lobster-lover

[theclassymike]

Lucas Till and Nick Robinson have joined the cast of the upcoming Netflix Series The Abandons!

[sicklyseraphnsuch]

Sir, Gary wants to know... how you got to have a whole ass bakery

[boanerges20]

Motolove Photo: Simone De Ranieri