(im so sick right now and my brain is working in funny ways)
hear me out...
so we have rosekiller and bartylus and sunkiller and bitchkiller but what if we shipped remus and barty?
ok so remus is the loser wearwolf anger issue book worm and barty is the crazy bipolar murder chaotic energy
like they are just so chaotic to me because barty is just like "mooooony.." and remus is just shutting his book angrily like "what did you do this time"
and i feel like barty would be so on board with the whole wearwolf thing. remus would try to hide it from him but barty would figure it out because he was curious and decided to follow remus into the forbidden forest. barty later became an animagus (a raccoon obvi) and remus is just like "you did that in a WEEK? HOW?!?" barty is just laughing because "my boyfriend is so cute when he is angry" (and barty is a genius so he could do it so quickly) 
This entire time, we thought they were doing team green/ team black promo, but what if they just could not control the variables of having Tom and Eve in the same room together?