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#in this scenario ur like. a smalltime celeb#i saw rpf of the guys from 2setviolin and it made my brain disconnect bc theyre just like some guys id see walk down the street#makes me think like. how rpf is different from americans who have a lot more celebrities per capata#or like. what if u wrote dan and phil rpf but u also lived a street away from them. thatd be weird.
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"The she-wolf laid into the squires with a tourney sword, scattering them all. The crannogman was bruised and bloodied, so she took him back to her lair to clean his cuts and bind them up with linen."
#asoiaf#asoiaf fanart#lyanna stark#howland reed#my drawings#i wonder how many times i've reread that chapter with meera's story lol#i like this moment esp it's so sweet#and clearly made an impact on howland as he followed ned into the war later.. all the way to the tower#ohhhh you know what now i want a howland and jon interaction. i want them to meet. oh man#asos#anyway i've been in a bit of a slump lately so this isn't great but eh. i've got a few backlogged as well i might upload..sometime#it was super foggy today to the point of not seeing anything which was very cool so i guess that motivated me to finish this#i like weird weather but it should have snowed damn it. there's almost always snow on my birthday so this feels like an ominous sign#also there are odd places in my neighbourhood where tons of crows and rooks and jackdaws gather for whatever reason and i see them on walks#and i always go hmm looks like a feast for crows over there. heh
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#tumblr polls#polls#Sorry if the wording is weird. I thought ''be considered X where I live'' would make the most sense since 'tallness' or etc. is sort of#subjective to the people around you or your specific culture/area/etc. And if I just said ''I'm tall'' or ''I'm short'' then#the response might be 'well how do I define whether I'm tall or not?'' or etc. But then most people could probably look#at the people around them in daily life they interact with and compare based on that to get a more literal idea or something#..ANYWAY.. lol.. as usual just thought of some random thing and was like.. hrmm... i wonder what the most common#feeling about that would be.#personally I'm not even short but I just want to be really really tall... like... 7 feet tall or something. In a fantasy world type of way#of course. so like a super tall elf creature. More realistically I suppose you get health problems past a certain point#so maybe I'd be happy with 6'2“ or so.#Absolutely no hate towards people with this preference but I've always had trouble understanding the idea of wanting to be shorter#so you're Small And Cute or this and that. or whatever the base reason is. I suppose I would understand it from a surivval prespective#maybe you want to be able to hide in your environment easier and blend into a crowd. I personally would like people to be inspired to run#away from me when they see me though gjhbj#In an average grocery store or something just a normal day but then some 8 foot tall wizard man walks in and so everyone#kind of backs away slowly = yaaay I get the aisle all to myself and can shop for my produce in peace.#(except for the fact that there's a subsection of people who would intepret it as spectacle and would run towards instead of away#and pull out their dumbass phones to film Weird Thing Happening. in which case. spell of 'phone melts into molten plastic in your hands#stop filming strangers in public without their consent' be cast upon ye. )
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Dramatic Drama
“What the hell was that?!”
Mammon and Asmodeus yelled in unison, leaning forward to give threatening glares to the characters on screen. The pair continued to insult the male lead in particular, as he fell to his knees and grovelled for the forgiveness of his female love interest. They scolded the actor like he could somehow hear. The woman stood firm despite her former lover grovelling at her feet - and yet her face showed signs of pain and conflict.
You weren’t really sure what to expect, when you invited Mammon, Asmodeus and Satan to watch one of your favourite human-world telenovelas with you. They all seemed to love TV shows and books with plenty of drama, but you were surprised at the intensity of their reactions.
Well… Mammon’s and Asmo’s. Though you had a sneaking suspicion Satan was enjoying your watch session more than he let on.
“Whilst I’m not going to yell,” Satan began, “this is still idiotic. She literally just caught him being intimate with another woman, so how can she still stand there like -“
“Girl, you better not!” Asmo’s screeching cut Satan off as the Avatar of Lust clutched his fuzzy, pink comforter to his chest - Satan snapping his head back to the TV as the words “… but I still love you…” from the male actor floated through the speakers, along with some very dramatic guitar music. As he confessed his love for her, the woman turned look him in the eye with a softened gaze… much to the chagrin of your companions.
“No, no, no!!! Don’t you dare say you love that idiot!” Mammon growled, shaking his fist at the TV. You sighed.
“I’m glad you’re all enjoying this, but maybe don’t be too loud. We’re right next to Lucifer’s room…”
“WAIT!!!” Everyone (now including a very emotionally-invested Satan) half-shushed, half-yelled. The woman had offered the man her hand, pulling him to his feet. The three demons on the sofa leaned forward, in nervous anticipation. Asmo’s comforter was now on the floor, forgotten. Mammon was on one side of you, clinging to your arm like a lifeline. Satan was on your other side, eyes wide, your sleeve balled into his fist so hard the threads had begun to unravel. You decided to just lean back in your seat and enjoy the scene, knowing what was to come next. The woman spoke.
“I…”
Satan was seething. Asmo was chanting seriously under his breath: ”Don’t do it, girl - don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t -“
“I… I…!”
Mammon had leaned so far forward, he’d slipped off the edge of the sofa - and onto the floor alongside Asmo’s comforter. He hadn’t made any sound, though, chanting with Asmo and gritting his teeth as -
“… I love you, too.”
And hell broke loose.
Satan began to throw things - pillows, food and books. Mammon threw his hands up and started yelling at a now-cracked screen; a thick book (courtesy of the Avatar of Wrath) lodged into the glass. A shrieking, livid Asmo caused the door to creak open only a few seconds later.
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… A few seconds too late, as Lucifer opened the door to a TV remote hitting him smack in the head.
(inspired by a telenovela from my childhood that i've been rewatching, lol. something like this happened to the second male ad female leads, who are love interests - and i remember being so mad, especially since i shipped the second male lead so hard with the main female lead. i was also mad because they repeated this like multiple times throughout the series and i was like, girl no why this is the tenth time you've done this exact same thing. i was also also mad because the second leads being romantic with each other started so ridiculously late in the show i couldn't get behind it - and all of that culminated my young self raging even tho the show was so so good if you just take out that romance)
#if levi watches this it has the unfortunate side effect of him thinking all non-anime shows in the human world are like this#whats with all the weird effects#why are they zooming onto their face so many times#why are they playing that dramatic woosh sound over and over all they did was walk through the door#telenovela and asian drama watchers iykyk#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me writing#obey me headcanons#obey me nightbringer#obey me mc#obey me satan#obey me mammon#obey me asmodeus#obey me lucifer#barely any lucifer tho i always give him grief in each of these ill give him more love in future i promise ahaha
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#decadentart#bloodborne#father gascoigne#the perspective might be a wee bit wonky . thats fine. dont care#this is what i get for adjusting the angle of his face sligjtly mid-drawing#context - the blood is explicitly his own#originally it only came from his gums but. eh. nosebleed upon thee#he makes me crazy he makes me sick he m#7 hours on canvas… woof#so important to me how he has 6 incisors. that must hurt#snyways i have a biology lab to attend *puts on a pair of sick goggles and a lab coat and walks away with swagger*#UPDATE: gr his chin is bothering me. eh. its unnoticeable. anywyas . nothing weird here lalalala#update 2 - jsut realize dhow coose this is to the one shot of him in thr cutscene . its kay. its iconic . just wish i NOTICED!!!!
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most unrealistic thing ab house is people acting like james wilson isn’t funny as hell
#like when he and house are eating in the cafeteria and house is on his ‘ stacy is still in love with me ‘ stint#and wilson is like ‘ yes i’m with you these makes complete sense ‘#or when house was in the mri machine and wilson was like ‘ house . this is God . ‘#when he was playing poker with cuddy and house was on the phone with him so he was talking in ‘ code ‘#when house was using his office because he wanted his carpet back and wilson walks in and he’s like#‘ hm . that’s weird . the door says james wilson . what a crazy typo ‘ ( or smth )#when he and cuddy are in the stairwell and cuddy is like ‘ are we here to hide from house ‘ and he’s like ‘ unless you wanna make out ‘ 😭😭#please his deadpan deliveries always take me the fuck out#motherfucker has me crying from laughing so hard sometimes . james if i was there i would laugh at all your bits#house#house md#james wilson#houseposting#lgbtq#lgbt
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This stupid scene rotates in my head all day because I still can't understand it. Does Yuri think they've been dating since forever? Tamura says no!! Then why is he upset?? Because he always thought that Fujisaki only wanted to fuck and not date?? No because dating shouldn't change his experience at school that much, Fujisaki willingly let's him do other men in the school, and it's not like he can control Yuri anyways. Because he brought it up in the middle of it?? Maybe?? But if he didn't want to he could've just ignored him??Fujisaki single handedly caused this man to do even more weird things because he's the only person who managed to make Yuri upset, the guy that Tamura specifically said only has friends because he's never upset about anything whatsoever. He's also the only person (outside of Tamura ofc) to see his face properly without it being some occasion where he is required to take his glasses off. Yuri willingly speaks FULL SENTENCES with this guy, I don't even know if Fujisaki knows how special he is.
#ALSO THE FACT#the god damn FACT that Fujisaki managed to tire YURI out on his FIRST TIME#yuri had to tell him to STOP#which is insane#yuri the most slutty and insane man in ybc#had to tell this guy to stop#because he got worn out#imagine the stamina on fujisaki bro#also very enjoy how fuji plays into his weird roleplay(?)#i mean he was threatened once but#point stands#one day instead of tamura itll be fuji walking him on the leash#yarichin b club#yarichin bitch club#i also love the way fuji is slowly learning the patterns in his insanity#he can lowkey kinda read him after the summer camp chapters#I guess thats what u get if u stalk him for long enough
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this ask got me thinking about the body swap au again lol here's a wip for what is eventually going to become a sketch dump post for the au aha. whenever i finish that.
#mishanks body swap au#mishanks#akataka#dracule mihawk#shanks#akagami no shanks#red haired shanks#one piece#one piece fanart#op fanart#it is SO weird to draw mihawk's face with a smile that big#and his eyebrows that earnestly happy lol. i know there's a canon panel/chapter cover of him laughing pretty big#but even in that one his eyebrows have a sort of > slant to them yknow? like. not mean but like. assured?#that is not an eyebrow shape mihawk makes often is what im sayin#benn when mihawk-as-shanks walks out of the captains quarters: woah where did u find shanks's boots?#also i didnt know shanks owned shirts like that?#(that shirt is a black blouse lol)#and mihawk is like 'actually this is one of my own shirts that i forgot here after one of my... sleepovers.' (he's started to blush.)#benn's grin is wide and VERY teasing. 'oh?' he asks in a question that lilts up with amusement.#mihawk finds it more grating than if benn just straight up made fun of him lol.
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Alright new Jason Todd headcanons in a dpxdc setting:
Danny is a "liminal" ghost, rather than a "half" ghost. He's alive and dead at the same time. (He's like Jesus Christ (in the church denomination I grew up in), fully ghost and fully human.) Danny, in human form, can go through a ghost shield, because he IS a living human.
Jason, however, is a reanimated corpse. He isn't a ghost, wouldn't have a ghost core, etc, he has a normal human system that runs ON ectoplasm. Jason CANNOT go through a ghost shield, because he is always an ectoplasmic entity. Danny can go through the Fenton Ghost Catcher and be split into a ghost and a human; if Jason went through the ghost catcher, he would straight up die.
(For my purposes I'm gonna say that Jason became an ectoplasmic entity upon his resurrection, but wasn't very stable. Dunking in the Lazarus pit stabilized his system but also poisoned his ectoplasm.)
I do think that Jason could learn certain ghost abilities if he learned to harness his ectoplasm, especially if they detoxed him off the Lazarus waters. He's probably already enhancing his stealth and strength in ways he hasn't really noticed. I think he's held back by the amount of physical matter he's lugging around, so maybe he couldn't fly, but I'm imagining temporary invisibility, or intagibility of like, a limb at a time. Maybe he can't walk through walls, but in a fight he can dodge by instinctively making the targeted part of his body intangible.
#i saw someone call jason a 'revenant' in a fanfic once and that is juicy as hell so I'm stealing that- that's what he is in this au#Jason's ectoplasm does react to other ectoplasmic entities so they can sense eachother#but for ghosts he's fucking weird because he doesn't have a core for them to resonate with or w/e#danny would probably think that he's another halfa/liminal at first but the more time they spend together the more that doesn't add up#so I know that I'm trying to give Jason ghost powers but honestly this whole thing is kind of a bum deal for him#he gets all of a ghost's weaknesses and barely any of the benefits#honestly I'm conceptualizing this as more of a disability than a superpower#discovering that youre less alive than you thought you were and you're technically just a walking talking corpse running on supernatural goo#is fucked up and creepy and upsetting!#and it's something that he would have to come to terms with before he could start exploring what new opportunities it might give him#and i think that's really interesting#it's part of why I love messing with Jason in dpxdc stories so much#danny is fully ghost and fully human and he never feels like he fits in anywhere already#Jason is not quite human and not quite ghost so you can imagine how that would go for him#anyways i think they should be best friends and visit frostbite in the realms to make sure jason is healthy and also they should maybe kiss#and listen to the black parade together and talk about dying and stuff#danny fenton#jason todd#dp x dc#dpxdc#danny phantom#dc#batfam#my rambles
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The whumpee had grown aggressive, attacking the whumper whenever they came too close and snapping at anything that got too close to them. This meant that during their rescue, their rescuers had to restrain them just to get them to safety- but not before the whumpee injured plenty of people.
#whump#whump prompt#whump scenario#whumpee#aramis stabs someone#whump prompts#whumper#feral whumpee#I just bought this weird ass toy for like 5 dollars and I don’t know what it is#but it walks and makes a funny noise so I love her#this prompt goes out to her
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Since Dream and Blue hcs are on my mind here's one I put in my drafts like a month ago and never remembered to post:
Dream thinks he had a crush on Blue, even though he didn't.
They're both some flavour of aro/ace and don't realise it (or possibly even know that it's a thing).
Dream had never really given much thought to romance or anything like that, other than when he and Nightmare were kids and the villagers would mention it and they'd both go "ewww gross" and move on. He'd also never really had a super close friendship besides his brother, the villagers were nice but they were also kind of using him so it wasn't that deep.
So when they started hanging out and Blue was so full of positive energy and joy and always eager to help and interested in Dream's stuff and showing him all these new things and being so nice to him... Dream suddenly realised oh no, is this romance?? Do I wanna kiss and get married right now???
(It wasn't, he loves Blue so so much but it's all platonic)
So he tried to keep it a secret out of fear (fear of ruining the friendship if something went wrong, fear that Blue wouldn't like him back like that, fear that he had no idea how to court someone and what if he got it wrong???) but eventually he ended up confessing it to Blue, who took it super normally and sorted everything out with a simple talk.
SIKE he actually gave Dream the full Papyrus date treatment.
He took Dream to his favourite place (his room, where Dream had already been several times) and put on his coolest outfit (which Dream had already seen him wear several times) and tried to impress him with gifts and food (this is genuinely just like, a thursday for them none of this is new).
Eventually he hit Dream with the "OH NO. IT'S CLEAR YOU'VE FALLEN MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME!!" ("I have?? D:>") and confessed he didn't wanna kiss or get married or any of that other stuff, but he would keep being Dream's coolest friend and help him through this difficult time, much to Dream's relief.
And they went right back to normal and are as close as ever. The only difference is sometimes Ink brings it up to embarrass Dream. The end.
#UTDR#UTMV#Dream Sans#Swap Sans#I just love these two and their weird goofy little friendship#They just seem like they were exactly what the other needed#Dream walking into the multiverse for the first time only knowing Ink#(Who is perfectly nice and still his friend but also kind of chaotic and hard to stay on the same page as)#And meeting someone who is *so* full of infectious positivity it practically heals him and he feels like he's not alone anymore#And Blue with that Papyrus ''I wish I was super popular and had friends'' mentality#Meeting someone who genuinely thinks he's the coolest bravest guy in the entire world and wants to be his friend more than anything#Like they were just meant to be friends. to me#But also it should be silly
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another oc but this time from a different AU. name TBD!!
#tyls weird little lapdog. whether tyl wants him or not (he does)#warframe#excalibur#oc#warframe oc#no this isnt my self insert. why do you say that. looks away#I FORGOT TO COLORPICK THE WHITE TO PUT ON THE PALETTE. whatevert the fixed version is on my TH#btw u know how dog claws go click click clikc click when they walk. thats what he sounds like walking#oc: aristides
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Jensen Ackles leaving the con | Charlotte (North Carolina) Convention, August 20, 2023
#jensen ackles#dean winchester#jensen in sunglasses#jensen in t shirts#walking!jensen#spnnc2023#the video has no audio because I removed it#some people really are weird#getting tired of Jensen being made the butt of the joke#glad he was so whatever about what the “fan” said LMAO#*
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I’m an Alfred/Martha/Thomas truther. Like Alfred is a baddie in his 80s you all know he must have been a slice back in the day. And it is canon Martha and Thomas were smoke shows.
Like let hot people get it. Let hot men kiss while their wife turns mobsters kneecaps into flour with a baseball bat.
#I feel like with all those portraits in the manor teenage Bruce must have had that weird moment when he was like#‘why were my parents hotter than me at 16?’#y’all know what I mean you find a photo of like your grandparents when they were young and you have to know why your so crusty#but like nope apparently grandpa was an absolute chad#Bruce Wayne#Martha Wayne#Thomas Wayne#alfred pennyworth#I bet Martha was dog walking those men#her British Twink and Italian Bodybuilder#batman#batfam#like and imagine the kids reaction#they find a candid shot of young Alfred making out with Grandpa Tom?#they can’t handle the idea of Alfred getting so much play#rip to Martha and Thomas they are eating ass and smoking grass with the angels now#it’s for the best#the Gotham rogues would be found scalped if they were still kicking#gotham#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#tim drake#dc batman
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people are sleeping on post-canon laios and mithrun. man who feels no desire and man whose desire can never be fulfilled? the stories write themselves...
#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#mithrun of the house of kerensil#mithrun#laios touden#i think i am one of the maybe 12 ppl on this site that is obsessed with laios/mithrun and labrumisu#i like to imagine they work through their dungeon lord trauma together in deeply unhealthy ways#like carefully reconstructing their most traumatic experiences to trigger each other in some weird sexually charged form of exposure therap#afterwards laios will be like. that was awful! see you next time mithrun :D#and mithrun will just nod and walk past the guards outside the door who r just standing there like 😀#what the fuck did i just listen to 😀#(crying and screaming and sobbing)#labru and kabumisu ppl staring at my tags in horror rn. baby you dont even know how deranged i am. just walk away 👍🏾#bogposting#bog rants in tags
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does vale just have like wildly low emotional intelligence to be this delusional about their fallout (he’s ignoring like. large swaths of context for 2015 i think. like it’s crazy that his and marc’s stories are so wildly mismatched not just in terms of content but also in terms of TIMELINE) or are his unique trauma responses to a tough childhood and fame and competing in god’s most awful death sport just insanely damaging. wait just answered my own question. um.
#guy who is weird about competition and attachment i said oh im sure#but i can’t get over marc saying yeah the ranch visit was the tipping point#and vale identifying. argentina 2015. which he’s NEVER mentioned before ? like EVER ? if i’m not mistaken#ans saying it with the confidence of a well-rehearsed answer like he’s thought about it OODLES…#idk memory is a MONSTER and all of this is colored with nine years of confirmation bias and bitterness and retellings#but what kills me is he kind of got over sepang for a while there so what the hell is going ON in that NOGGIN…#motogp#callie speaks#the uccio told me and my spanish friends heard a rumor made me literally get up and start walking around i felt so insane btw
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