#Who broke it

[deannamb]

This has been sitting in my brain for too long…

Teen wolves are back

[cassqween]

Look the audio fit perfectly I had to

[zetadraconis11]

HL Incorrect Quote #53

*after Potions class*

*group surrounding a broken jar of dragon scales*

Prof. Sharp: So... who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.

MC: I did. I broke-

Sharp: No, no you didn't. Mr. Gaunt?

Ominis: Don't look at me. Look at Garreth.

Garreth: What? I didn't break it.

Ominis: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Garreth: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Ominis, squinting: Suspicious.

Garreth: No, it's not!

Sebastian: If it matters, probably not, but Poppy was the last one to use it.

Poppy: Liar! I don't even brew that crap!

Sebastian: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the inventory earlier?

Poppy: I use the weighing scales to measure out beast feed; everyone knows that, Sebastian!

MC: Ok, ok! Let’s not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Professor!

Sharp: No! Who broke it?

Garreth, leaning in: ...Professor... Natty's been awfully quiet.

Natty: REALLY?

Garreth: Yeah! Really.

Natty: For Merlin's sake!

*group starts arguing*

Sharp, to the faculty: I broke it. My leg bumped into the shelf, and it fell. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. 

*looks back at the group that continues to argue*

Sharp: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[claritys-silly-things]

Dally: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Johnny: I did. I broke it—

Dally: No. No, you didn’t. Soda?

Soda: Don’t look at me. Look at Two-Bit.

Two-Bit: What?? I didn’t break it.

Soda: Huh. That’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Two-Bit: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken!

Soda: Suspicious.

Two-Bit: No, it’s not!

Steve: I-If it matters, probably not…Pony was the last one to use it.

Pony: *gasp* Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Steve: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Pony: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Stevie!

Johnny: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Dally.

Dally: No. Who broke it??

Everyone: …

Two-Bit: [whispering] Dally, Darry’s been awfully quiet…

Darry: Really?!

Two-Bit: Yeah, really!

Darry: Oh my God!!

…

Dally: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Dally: …

Dally: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[mythicmarbles]

Oh yeah I made this

[mx-legend-of-faye]

Someone has probably done this before but oh well

*Sky holding the decayed master sword from totk*

Sky: Who broke Fi? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Hyrule: I did. I broke—

Sky: No, no you didn’t. Legend?

Legend: Don’t look at me. Look at Wars.

Warriors: What? I didn’t break it.

Legend: Huh. That’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Warriors: Because Sky is holding it right in front of us and it’s broken.

Legend: Suspicious…

Wind: If it matters, probably not, but Four was the last one to use it.

Four: Liar! I don’t ever wield that sword!

Wind: Oh, really? Then why did I see you next to it earlier?

Four: I’m a blacksmith, I check in on our weapons’ conditions; everyone knows that Wind!

Time: Ok boys, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me figure out how to fix her, Sky.

Sky: No! Who broke her??!

Twilight: Sky… Wild’s been awfully quiet.

Wild: REALLY TWI??

Twilight: Yeah, really!

Wild: Oh Hylia! [cue the chain arguing]

Dehydrated Ganondorf: I broke it.

[altirin]

Baldur's gate III - "Who broke it?"

Tav: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Karlach: I did. I broke it…

Tav: No. No, you didn’t. Astarion?

Astarion: Don’t look at me. Look at Gale.

Gale: What?! I didn’t break it.

Astarion: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Gale: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Astarion: Suspicious.

Gale: No, it’s not!

La'zel: If it matters, probably not… Shadowheart was the last one to use it.

Shadowheart: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

La'zel: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Shadowheart: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, La'zel!

Karlach: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Tav.

Tav: No. Who broke it?

Gale: [whispering] Tav, Wyll’s been awfully quiet…

Wyll: Really?!

Gale: Yeah, really!

 …

Tav: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[glitter-alienz]

I could only think of 2003 tmnt whenever I hear this audio

[malewife-saber]

*gathered around staring at a smashed high-tech datapad*

[comicalps]

Apologies for having been MIA for a while.

Here are some more sneak peaks to make up for that.

It is around 75% done- so hopefully that lifts your mood.

[tadc-harlequin-au]

Possible Harlequin Au shenanigans? I see a lot of possibilities once the entire gang is all together. Any thoughts?

When you say "shenanigans", I think of "memes to recreate in the Harlequin AU"

So have the "Who broke it" script but it's Harlequin AU (rewritten a little to better fit their personalities in canon)

Caine: [to the entire gang, who are gathered around a coffee maker] So... who broke it? [Nobody says a word] I'm not mad. I just want to know.

Ragatha: ... I did. I broke- Caine: No, no you didn't. Jax? Jax: Don't look at me. Look at Pomni. Pomni: What?? I didn't fucking break shit! Jax: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Pomni: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's BROKEN, idiot. Jax: [leans in on her] Suspicious. [Pomni growls at him]

Bubble: If it matters - probably not - but Gangle was the last one to use it! Gangle: That's not true-! I-I don't even drink anything....! Bubble: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the counter earlier? Z: I hang around it to wait for someone to talk to eventually--! e-everyone knows that, Mr. Bubble!

Ragatha: Ok, ok! Let’s not fight! I broke it, let me fix it, Caine!

Caine: No! Who broke it??! Kingr: [looks at Z, then at Caine] Caine... Z's been awfully quiet. Z: REALLY?? Kingr: Yeah! Really. Z: Oh, my God! [everyone starts arguing at one another except Caine]

Caine: [to his daily journals] 'I broke it. It burned my tongue, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a marionette head on a stick.' [turns to look at the main lounge as they continue to argue, then looks back] 'Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.'

[dicegoblinstreasures]

The next cursed idea I had to rush out of my head. :) I wasn't sure if Chev's part fits him, but I think it works alright xd

[shinjisdone]

By golly, I was reading the secret admirer stuff, and all I could think of was the "Who broke it" meme, with Yuu being the one to write the love letter in the first place. I know that's not the case (I saw the poll!) but thinking it like that made me giggle.

LMAOOO THATS SO FUNNY

Imagine Yuu being fully aware that everyone is crushing on them and making this entire scheme because they're chaotic evil?

Yuu: So. Who wrote it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Azul, trying to make it his chance: I did. I wrote-

Yuu: No, no you didn't. Sebek?

Sebek, trying not to freak out: Don't look at me. Look at Silver.

Silver: What? I didn't write it.

Sebek: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was written?

Silver: Because it's sitting right in front of us and the whole college knows.

Sebek: [leans in on him] Suspicious.

Leona: If it matters - probably not - but Ace was the last one writing.

Ace, laughing nervously: Liar! I could never write such crap!

Leona: Oh, really? Then what were you doing in the library earlier?

Ace: I go there to hide from Riddle's chores; everyone knows that, Leona!

Azul: Ok, ok! Let’s not fight! I wrote it, let me take full responsibility, Yuu!

Yuu: No! Who wrote it??!

Jade: [trying to stir up drama] Yuu... Jamil's been awfully quiet.

Jamil: REALLY??

Jade: Yeah! Really.

Jamil: Oh, my God! [everyone starts arguing at one another]

Yuu: [explaining the meltdown of the school to Crowley] I wrote it. None of these quacks have yet made a move on me so I created competition. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[strangejron]

Who broke the coffee machine?

[stifledcreativity]

Alastor: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Charlie: I did, I broke it-

Alastor: No, no you didn’t. Angel?

Angel: Don’t look at me! Look at Husk!

Husk: What? I didn’t break it.

Angel: Huh. That’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Husk: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken!

Angel: Suspicious.

Husk: No, it’s not!

Pentious: If it matters, probably not, but Niffty was the last one to use it.

Niffty: Liar, I don’t even drink that crap!

Pentious: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Niffty: I was using the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticules, everyone knows that, Pentious!

Charlie: Let’s not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it Alastor.

Alastor: No! Who broke it!

Husk: Alastor? Vaggie’s been awfully quiet.

Vaggie: Really?!?

Everyone starts fighting

Alastor, doing a cutaway: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from they’ll be at each other throats with war paint on their faces and pig heads on a stick.

Alastor: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[a-deck-of-cards]

Bruce: So, who broke it?

Bruce: I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Dick: I did, I broke——

Bruce: No, no, you didn’t.

Bruce: Jason?

Jason: Don’t look at me. Look at Tim.

Tim: What? I didn’t break it.

Jason: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Tim: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Jason: Suspicious.

Tim: No, it’s not.

Duke: If it matters—— probably not. But Steph was the last one to use it.

Stephanie: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.

Duke: Oh really? Then what were doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Stephanie: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Duke!

Dick: Okay. Let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it.

Bruce: No.

Bruce: Who broke it?

Tim: Bruce… Damian’s been awfully quiet lately.

Damian: Really?!

Tim: Uh, yeah, really.

[Indistinct arguing]

Bruce: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.