#You can’t

[puckinghischier]

the new jersey devils give off the vibes of an entire group of men who will unironically listen to one direction and that’s always the reason i give when i get asked why i chose them

[littlenastieswewhispered]

“buffy ended the show single :)” ok but only because her current love interest just DIED!! (he near quite literally died in her arms! in sacrifice for her!) her last words of the entire series were telling him she loves him and then saying his name in admiration. she isn’t single; she’s a widow.

[nerdy-hyperfixations]

No because imagine being Fiddleford and not only already having a wife, but having to battle for the affection of your best friend with a little demon that resides inside his mind.

[nico-di-genova]

I’m sorry, if Mick replaces Esteban like the rumors suggest…that’s a cosmic level of comedy. If Esteban had a nickel for everytime he was replaced with one of his rich best friends, he’d have two nickels. Which isn’t enough to buy him a seat on another team, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[bri-cheeses]

Just remembered that Barty canonically turned Draco into a ferret. Name something more iconic.

[wintersrot]

Louis: I’ll ask for a third time. What did Alice say when you finally asked her to marry you?

Daniel: ..

Armand: Louis, perhaps we shou-

Daniel: she said no.

“……”

Armand: She wanted to say yes….but she didn’t trust you. You hadn’t given her enough reason to.

What an interesting thing to say Armand. What a peculiar thing to say. It’s almost like you were there.

[adamprrishcycle]

I support everything adam parrish does. Even the weird shit like sacrificing himself to a magic forest, scamming people for fake psychic readings even though he is in fact psychic and falling in love with an ancient, sentient horror who is stuck inside the body of an irish-american catholic teenager with a shaved head

[togament]

UMEMIYA HAJIMEEEEEeeeE!!!!!!!

[sterekloverforever]

Derek always let Stiles in. He was guarded with everyone else besides Stiles. He would do anything for stiles

- when Boyd died, Derek let Stiles comfort him rather than pushing him away

- when Peter and Cora shared Derek’s past about Paige, Stiles was there and listened to why Derek is the way he is

- when Derek was dreaming and the person there to help him was Stiles

-every time Derek was knocked out it was always Stiles waking him up

- when Stiles went missing Derek was searching everywhere for him

- when void Stiles was in the loft, Derek wouldn’t let anything harm him

Moral of the story, Derek loved and cared for Stiles

[confused-wanderer]

All the bats have their own ways of addressing other people.

Dick uses “kid, kiddo, buddy, friend”

Jason is similar, using “hey, kid, fucker”

Tim uses “you, *insert guys name or meme referring to guy*”

Stephanie uses “honey, friend, bud, *insert funny nickname*”

Damian uses “you,*insert what he considers whoever he’s talking to’s biggest flaw*

But Batman?

Batman uses “Love, princess, darling”

That’s how all the thirst traps started.

[tokyo-debunker-memes]

Jin, sees MC walking: She’s pretty…

Tohma: Well go talk to her.

Jin: I don’t know what to say.

Luca: Just be yourself.

Tohma: Say something nice.

Jin: Which one? I can’t do both

[plum-pitt]

not to talk my shit on main or anything but Miraculous Ladybug totally robbed its entire main villain concept and formula from Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja and nobody talks about it.

[cauldronblssd]

The only thing cuter than Elain cozy in a sweater, is Elain knitting a matching sweater for her cat! 🐈

Elain already has lots of creative, relaxing hobbies like baking and gardening. And @moonpatroclus and I have a headcanon that she’ll be crafty too! Elain deserves more cozy, comfortable, easy days like this one! 💚

Thank you so much to andreamar_art for creating this for us! We love all the details the artist added like the cat’s footprints and the yarn wrapped around the plants!

Hit us with your best cat name ideas!

Art by @/andreamar_art, commissioned by Willow and me.

Please do not repost.

[mmelolabelle]

I really need lucemond fic writers to take into account that

a. Luke is the son of Harwin ‘Breakbones’ Strong, so grown-up Luke? Tall. Hench. Strong as fuck both physically and genetically. Therefore could 100% lift a particularly angry and murderous Aemond over his shoulder and just walk out of the room like “sorry about him folks, nothing to see here”. Like that Rhaenyra/Harwin scene in 1x05 except instead of protecting his love interest from everyone else in the room Luke is protecting everyone else in the room from Aemond

b. Aemond is scary-scary 24/7 but Lucerys is all cute and earnest and fluffy until he’s not and that is infinitely more terrifying? Like Luke is still a Targaryen do not let the bastard discourse fool you. Under the chubby cheeks, adorable hair and self-doubt he is as unhinged as the rest of them.

[sadtimbitz]

the world is theirs, we just live in it

[moonyswarmsweaters]

they called him “Rizzmus Lupin”