#You'll never know

[fruitypieq]

I really do love following people who hate each other. I'll see some shit like "STOP POSTING ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT SHE SUCKS SHE IS THE WORST" followed by someone else reblogging 5 Taylor Swift gifsets in a row

[five-rivers]

Does your fandom have it?

You know what I'm talking about. That one divinely inspired fanfic that contains the holy trinity of good writing, length, and completeness.

(If it does, say the fandom and fic in the tags!)

[dewsgremlin]

Phantom, cuddling on the couch with Rain: "Mountain and i went on a boat trip today."

Rain, stroking Phantom's hair softly: "Oh,that's sounds pretty cool, bug. Did you have fun?"

Phantom: "Yes. But Mountain got seasick and he puked in the sea. And then fishes came and ate it." - staring at Rain intensive -

Phantom: "Are waterghouls not a type of fish...?"

Rain: ...

Phantom: "Did you ever- "

Rain: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

[pipisguy]

@spamtonsometimes uhh... I was pretty sure you had answered my tags saying "ah the perry the platypus effect" and telling us that you changed your style to draw biblically accurate Spamton... but I can't find the post so maybe I dreamt it up??

Anyway

[chrissy-kaos]

Maybe one day you'll see me for who I am, instead of what I am

[aspiringwriter1111]

It plagues me that no one has realized Spy x Family comes out every second-son day.

[stars-n-spice]

TCW Era Cross Doodles

Based on the headcanon that he has terrible taste in men (because he does)

ft. his stupid gay ass bangs 🙄

Can you tell that my art style is inconsistent and idk how to draw Crosshair?

Closeups, text, and headcanons under the cut

"I could make him worse." // 'He'd make a great wife.' <- about the worst man ever

"A white guy??? REALLY??"

he's going to have to learn the hard way about white guys

"Men ain't shit." *not 20 minutes ago* -> *Crying and listening to Mitski's "My Love Mine All Mine" *

"You're stupid. I like that in a man." - "Thanks??"

"Hear me out-" - "No."

"How do you feel about Crosshair's taste in men?" Hunter: Don't even. Wrecker: *has threatened to snap any guy's neck if they hurt Crosshair* Tech: I don't know why he thinks he's getting laid with that haircut. Echo: *having flashbacks to Fives' taste in men* ...

What the shirt says 🤷🏽

Okay so I think that tcw era Crosshair and before that was a little more reckless and willing to get with any guy who gave him the time and attention - hence him having bad taste because he'll have whoever wants him

Then probably went through a really bad breakup or had a really toxic partner and that kinda turned him off from developing relationships/feelings from that point on :/ he became a little more careful after that

But before that? Oh, you just got to praise and butter him up a little and he's all yours.

The stupider the man the better honestly. I don't blame him, I love himbos too.

But also I think he's incredibly attracted to guys who display loads of loyalty - guys who are really passionate, dedicated, and probably won't take shit from him - that's kinda his "ideal" man

Also anyone who can handle his Firepuncher if you know what i mean

But alas, he can't seem to find that man so in the meantime he's just going to have fun and entertain himself with whoever he can get his hands on

Also, also, doesn't help that his brothers criticize his taste and tell him "he's no good for you" because Crosshair, being Crosshair, will want said guy even more

Brothers tell him no? Oh, now he wants it even more.

He'll pull the homophobic card on them whenever they make comments about his relationship and they'll be like, "We're ALL queer, Crosshair."

He does go to Cody for advice because 1) he trusts Cody 2) Cody is the only one in a stable relationship that Crosshair knows of and 3) like hell is Crosshair going to ask someone like Hunter about relationship stuff

Okay but good luck to Crosshair's boyfriends because like,, your ass is not safe and you better treat Crosshair right or you're having four highly trained, specialized clones coming after your ass

And Crosshair is definitely also coming after his ass too but like,, after he recovers from eating icecream, crying, and listening to Mitski on repeat for a few hours

Feel free to add on!

[ilumibunz]

Women♡

Fem! SatoSugu once again, some pose practice and textures. They would be viral on Pinterest 100%

[pompadourrguy]

Venture offering you an apple!

Thank you @venturelovebot for the idea and inspiration!! :) (reference under the cut!)

[sleepinginmygrave]

being polyamarous is so silly haha i fall in love with all my moots

[thevoidstaredback]

Danny: I should've left you on that street corner where I found you

Dick: But ya didn't

Bruce: *screaming*

Tim: Why are you running? Why are you running?!

Danny: Thanks for checking in, I'm still a piece of ✨garbage✨

Danny: We all die someday: You either kill yourself or get killed

Dick: *shoots blank*

Tim, startled: This is why Bruce doesn't fucking love you!

Dick: I'm in me dad's car! Vroom, vroom!

Bruce: Get out me car

Dick: Aw😿

Danny: I have the power of anime and God on my side!

Tim: Every step you take, I'll be watching you

Dick: May I come into the out now?

Danny: No, you may not come into the out now!

Danny/Tim: You're not my dad!

Dick/Bruce: *surprised Pikachu face*

Danny: You are my dad! You're my dad! Boogie, woogie, woogie!

Danny: One!

Tim: I can count to one.

Danny: Two!

Tim: I can count to two.

Danny: Three!

Tim: I can count to three.

Danny: Four!

Tim: I can't count no more!

Danny: One!

Tim: What comes after one?

Danny: Two!

Tim: What comes after two?

Danny: Three!

Tim: What comes after three?

Danny: FOOOOOOOOOUR!!!

Tim: I can only count to four!

Danny: I can only count to four!

Tim & Danny: I can only count to fooooour!

Alfred: *everything's on fire and in chaos* This is fine

Robin: Dad, look! It's the good cush.

Batman: This is the dollar store, how good could it be?

Tim: *sneezes*

Danny: Bless you

Tim, looking up: God?

Villain: I curse you to never have children

Batman: That's fine, I can just adopt

Villain: And I changed the Wi-Fi password

Robin: Noooooo!

Tim: I brought you gold

Dick: I brought you frankincense

Captain Atom: And I brought you mur

Danny: Thank you

Captain Atom: Mur-der!

Danny: *gasp* Judas, no!

Dick: I looked at him. And he looked at me.. I looked at him..! He looked at me!

Tim: Ahhh! Wanna swing from the chandelier! From the chandeliiiiiier!!

Dick: It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life! There's a hat in my home...made outta water-melone!!

Danny: What's up? I'm Danny, I'm 15, and I never fucking learned how to read!

Bruce: Danny has 19 bottles of dish soap -

Tim: Why does he have so much soap?

Danny: Mind yo' business, Tim!

[flockverseshenanigans]

Has Anti ever scared you, Killer?

Text says (all from killer's perspective):

"in the way i'm scared for myself? no."

"it isn't him that scares me."

"it's when he grabs my arm after i've gotten hurt..."

"and gives me this look..."

"... and says that word..."

"who."

"... that i start to think that he isn't just joking when he says he'd pick up a sword and fight for me."

"it's not him that scares me."

"it's that feeling of safety- of comfort that he gives me that's scary."

"... it's a long way to fall."

[sailing-through-hawkins]

ready for your bite

✧ written for 'suck' ✧ word count: 480 ✧ rated: T ✧ cw: none ✧ tags: vampire!eddie, confident steve, suggestive ✧ @steddiemicrofic (〜￣▽￣)〜✧

"Hello? Is anyone here? I'm sorry to intrude, but there's a terrible storm -"

"And so you enter my home?"

Steve gasped, spinning around to find a man, watching him from the shadows. "Please," he says. "Allow me to stay for just the night, until the storm passes."

The man stares at the droplets running down his skin. "Of course. Come, I'll show you where you can dry off."

Steve inhales when he hears the window click open, the hinges somehow quiet despite it being so large and heavy.

He stays silent as a weight starts to creep on him, tangles of curls brushing against his bare skin, only letting out a sigh when a feather-light touch grazes down his throat.

"What a pretty bride you'd make."

The words are soft, almost wistful, and his heart races, which means the game is over.

"And why," he drawls, opening his eyes to stare up at the shocked Edmund above him. "Would I not be a groom?"

"I - you're awake?" Edmund says and Steve almost coos.

"Is this the part where you ravish me in bed?" He raises his brow, moving his body languidly across the sheets, watching as Edmund watches. "Where you tie me down, bite my skin and suck the life out of me?"

"I don't - you knew?"

"Oh come on," Steve rolls his eyes. "A big spooky castle in the middle of dangerous woods with a single occupant who has no reflection?"

"How could -" Edmund sputters, still caging Steve to the bed. "There are no silver-backed mirrors here!"

"Brought my own," Steve grins, shifting along the sheets again just to see Edmund's eyes flicker down.

"You're a hunter," he accuses, but he doesn't move.

"Something like that," Steve agrees, and he strokes a hand up Edmund's arm and shoulder, curling it around the nape of his neck. The vampire's eyes never leave his but damn, the way they widen. "I'm really just a man, looking for some shelter from the terrible storm outside."

"The storm passed an hour ago," Edmund says, even as he follows Steve's hand pushing him closer.

"Mm, but it's so cold out there," Steve pouts, both of his arms wrapped around Edmund's neck, his bare chest pressed against the silk of Edmund's shirt. He watches him swallow with a smile. "Will you leave your poor fiancé to shiver just after you promised me forever?"

"I - you - this isn't how it's supposed to go?!"

Steve pulls him in closer, pushes Edmund's face into his neck, relishes in the sound of his gasp. "Why not? Everything's going according to your plan, I am simply asking if you intend to get my blood all over these fine sheets."

"What are you?" Edmund says softly, nervously, into Steve's skin.

"Why don't you start drinking," Steve grips his hair with a smile. "And find out?"

[mistchievous]

How you're supposed to make friends: Slowly get to know people and build a relationship over time.

How I make friends: "HI! WE'RE BESTIES NOW. I DON'T MAKE THE RULES."

[moon-knights-balls]

Moon Knight, my beloved, my sugar plum, my honey bunch, my babygirl, the apple of my eye, the bullet to my gun, the sun to my sunset, the stars to my night sky, the moon to my sea.

Every time i wake up, i think of Moon Knight. Every time i eat, i think of Moon Knight. Every time i go to school, i think of Moon Knight. Every time i go home, i think of Moon Knight. Every time i go to sleep, i think or dream of Moon Knight. Every time i see a cab, i think of Jake Lockley, every time i see an Egyptian Mythology related thing, i think of Marc Spector, every time i see goldfish, i think of Steven Grant.

Moon Knight has invaded my mind to the point i can't breathe or exist without thinking of them. Speaking of that... If Moon Knight has a million fans, i am one of them. If Moon Knight has ten fans, i am one of them. if Moon Knight has one fan, i am THAT fan. If Moon Knight has no fans, i no longer exist in this world. If the world is against Moon Knight, i am against the world.

I have read 1k fanfics of him daily(Mcu and Comics), i have read every Moon Knight run, i have consumed Edits and Arts of him daily. I shall go feral whenever i see one pixel of him.

Anyways, if you hate Moon Knight go bury yourself in a sacrophagus, he is the reason why we have hands after all. In order to hold him, to worship him, in order to-

Tldr: I like Moon Knight :3

[xielian-gets-his-own-blog-now]

this blog is starting to get lore and I'm scared (I love this blog)

Lore?? On my son's blog???? I have no idea what you're talking about (this blog loves you too, coffeeshopdrawings)

(He sometimes tries to get into the crisps bags)