#about megan

[randomestfandoms-ocs]

🍟 Willow + Squad?

Wheel said Dairy Queen

Willow — Bacon two cheese burger (no toppings except ketchup) with fries or chicken strip basket, brownie & oreo cupfection

Lucas — Bacon two cheese burger (no mayo) with fries, cookie dough blizzard

Brendon — Honey BBQ chicken strip basket with fries, chocolate dip in a cup

Caleb — Bacon ranch burger (no ranch) with fries, peanut buster parfait

Devorah — Chicken strip sandwich (no mayo) with fries, choco brownie extreme blizzard

Ethan — Chili cheese dog with fries, m&m blizzard

Megan — Flamethrower burger, oreo blizzard

Natalie — Bacon two cheese burgerwith fries, hot fudge sundae

[myimaginationplain]

white queers are always so damned certain that "true" queerness is for them & them alone. expressions of queerness from Black people (most notably, Black women & those percieved as women) that don't center whiteness & aren't tailored for white audiences are always, always pegged as being unbelievable. all this plus a heaping dose of thay classic "all bi women are dirty attention seeking liars" brand of biphobia. fuck off man

[christadeguchi]

i'll let phie-san say it:

[furiousfinnstan]

The Aristotle of our times

[bluegiragi]

the new in-house artist is kinda eye-catching...

early access + nsfw on patreon

[mintbees]

I only had a passing familiarity with Kendrick Lamar until this morning so this is how im reading the genius lyrics annotations

[savagegood]

enemies to lovers? and they were teammates - and roommates? men’s sports have nothing on women’s sports

and this particular guy... cry harder (imagine if women's sports had the funding, visibility and accessibility men's sports are gifted):

[4swearitsight]

Megan thee stallion I hope ur somewhere with a mimosa getting a pedicure rn

[fatummortem]

REPOST and bold what your muse can do! Italicize things they’d like to try!

bake | cook | pilot a ship | speak a second language | dance | catch a fish | play an instrument | throw a punch | build a deck | ice skate | unclog a drain | program a computer | change a flat tire | fire a gun | mend/weld an object | juggle | *play poker/cards* | *paint* | fly a kite | sculpt | write poetry | *sing* | shoot a bow and arrow | ride a bike | swim | sail a boat | do a back flip | play chess | resuscitate someone | pitch a tent/build a temporary shelter | flirt | mend a wound | read palms/auras | use chopsticks | write in cursive / calligraphy | use an electric drill | braid | make a campfire | make a mixed drink | do sudoku puzzles | wrap a gift | *give a good massage* | jump-start a car | roll their tongue | do magic tricks | do yoga | tie a tie | skip a rock | shuffle a deck of cards | read morse code | pick a lock

bake | cook | pilot a ship | speak a second language | dance | catch a fish | play an instrument | throw a punch | build a deck | ice skate | unclog a drain | program a computer | change a flat tire | fire a gun | mend/weld an object | juggle | *play poker/cards* | *paint* | fly a kite | sculpt | write poetry | *sing* | shoot a bow and arrow | ride a bike | swim | sail a boat | do a back flip | play chess | resuscitate someone | pitch a tent/build a temporary shelter | flirt | mend a wound | read palms/auras | use chopsticks | write in cursive / calligraphy | use an electric drill | braid | make a campfire | make a mixed drink | do sudoku puzzles | wrap a gift | *give a good massage* | jump-start a car | roll their tongue | do magic tricks | do yoga | tie a tie | skip a rock | shuffle a deck of cards | read morse code | pick a lock

bake | cook | pilot a ship | speak a second language | dance | catch a fish | play an instrument | throw a punch | build a deck | ice skate | unclog a drain | program a computer | change a flat tire | fire a gun | mend/weld an object | juggle | *play poker/cards* | *paint* | fly a kite | sculpt | write poetry | *sing* | shoot a bow and arrow | ride a bike | swim | sail a boat | do a back flip | play chess | resuscitate someone | pitch a tent/build a temporary shelter | flirt | mend a wound | read palms/auras | use chopsticks | write in cursive / calligraphy | use an electric drill | braid | make a campfire | make a mixed drink | do sudoku puzzles | wrap a gift | *give a good massage* | jump-start a car | roll their tongue | do magic tricks | do yoga | tie a tie | skip a rock | shuffle a deck of cards | read morse code | pick a lock

Tagged by: @deborahmorgna

Tagging: anyone who wishes to do so, pls tag me so i can take a gander

[heartorbit]

find another role, carry on the show

[stuckinapril]

megan thee stallion is the perfect example of unbothered energy. nicki has repeatedly vagueposted about her, gone on unhinged rants about her, gone so far as to mention her dead mother (such a classless low blow), threatened her on live, and has now released the tackiest diss track in history. and what has megan done? literally nothing. she straight up ignored her, aside from that one ig story where she posted herself laughing (which was perfect btw). she is the epitome of “i will not dignify that w a response.” i love it.

[vadergf]

Literally every bitch that wants to talk about Megan always has something to say about her shooting or her sexuality and "body count" because they truly have nothing else on her. She's just a really hot nerdy girl who's the best in the rap game rn and people are madddd about it

[crowleyanthonys]

#mom says it's my turn to gif the lighter scene from jennifer's body

[stillgotscars]

petition for megan thee stallion to feature on a reputation tv vault track

[st4rbwrry]

nicki is the prime example of an older bitter woman. she need serious help fr. like to hear her on live stuttering and going on and on about megan and her deceased mother is sickening. she stooped low af fr. all over one line. megan ain’t even say that girls name and it got her yapping out her mouth like somebody grandma. and she’s only proving everyone’s point about her nasty ass husband. now if megan say sum bout her father or brother???? don’t go crying to kenneth or papa about how everyone’s against you cs you’re the queen of rap blah blah.

[otaku-hotgirl]

megan thee stallion