#absolute DORKS

[maryheart22]

"Scoop!"

Now Amity gets to carry her nerdy gf ^^

[corinthianrm0]

bonus of the last post!

[avatarfan11]

Lin and Kya are dancing and Kya goes and grabs Lin's butt.

Lin: What do you think you are doing?!

Kya: Grabbing your butt duh. It's a nice butt.

Lin*blushing*: Kya people are watching.

Kya: People are looking at your butt? How rude. It's mine. Do I have to beat them up?

Lin: why do you have to be like this?

Kya: Because I can hear the smile in your voice honey.

Lin*smiles*: You are impossible.

Kya: Yeah well you like it when I touch your butt and I like to make my wife happy.

Lin: Wife?

Kya: Oh that reminds me I wanted to ask you something.

[enigmatist17]

It has begun

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He's not sure when it all started.

Marshal Commander Cody was just Cody now, the word rolling off his tongue like he'd known it all of his life.

Cody Cody Cody, he could say the name all day long and never tired of it. Or is it never getting tired of the way Cody responds, always looking up no matter the task to give Obi-Wan his undivided attention?

Honestly, Obi-Wan couldn't remember when he'd fallen for his commander.

No, that's not entirely accurate.

Commander Cody had become Cody when the Jetti had faked his death, returning so many days later to his men, to Cody. The 212th that had been on the Negotiator cheered at having their general back, being tender with the man who had been in a horrific prison for some time. Cody waits until Obi-Wan has enough time before ushering the poor man to his cabin, hand on his back gentle as he helps Obi-Wan change some of his bandages. Cody isn't angry with him like Anakin is, just looking so tired as he listened to Obi-Wan's ramblings as the adrenaline from pushing to see his men is finally wearing off.

It had been the first night they had shared a bunk, neither saying a word when Cody departed in the morning after making sure Obi-Wan didn't need anything from him.

Oh

"Cody?" The report that Obi-Wan should have been reading through had been forgotten almost an hour ago.

"Yes sir?" The response comes from the rather warm surface Obi-Wan was leaning against, the marshal not batting an eye as he signed off on whatever he had been given.

"I do believe I'm quite in love with you." The general finally signs off on his own report, using the Force to float it to the sizeable stack across the room.

"Figure this out just now?" Obi-Wan can hear the rumble of amusement in Cody's chest, and looks up with a slight pout. Those hazel eyes the Jedi has not stared at before flicker over to his face, and light up with the shine usually reserved for a few specific people.

"...perhaps." He should feel more apprehensive, but instead feels a weight fall from his chest he'd never noticed.

"Here I thought you were one of the more observant Jetti, cyare." Cody truly is amused, and drops the pad in his hand onto the floor so he can wrap his arms around Obi-Wan and nestle the man firmly against him. The Jetti, for once, doesn't question as he closes the distance between them and kisses Cody head on. Whatever worries he's had in the last rotation melt away as he feels his commander anchor him, their cabin the only thing in the universe as they pour their love for each other into every movement. The commander is chuckling when the two decide that air was quite important, and the slightly flushed Jedi raises an eyebrow.

"We should have started doing reports together earlier, if this is all it took." Chuckles are now full laughter, and Obi-Wan can't help but grin as he watches his commander, no boyfriend?, laugh at the absurdity of it all.

He could get used to this, no wonder Anakin goes to the lengths he does to hide his wife. Hm, perhaps now would be a good time to talk about that....

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

🙏 a moment of silence for all the journalists who’ve had to interview these two together 🙏

[dy3rs3v3]

James and Kirk goofing and vibing bts in Paris

Pics by Ross Halfin

[rylesmoraph]

I fucking love them so much.

[leveloneandup]

x

[oodlesofowls]

Atsumu is secretly just a lil cutie and sakusa is whipped

[monsteryesweare]

James, singing : ohhhhh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea!?

3 year old Harry : SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

Sirius, taging along : absorbant and yellow and foreign is he!

3 year old Harry : SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

Remus, to Regulus : want to get out of here?

Regulus : why not.

[bcrrcws]

HES SO BOYFRIEND PLS

[duskythesomething]

okay pokemon fandom i'm gonna NEED y'all to give the paldea teachers the same excitement you gave the galar gym leaders i love them ALL

[phanb]

Kakashi: Gai, I have an eye on you!

Gai: Well, I have TWO eyes on you, so I win!

Kakashi: ...

Kakashi: This is not a challen-

[avatarfan11]

Lin: What are your goals?

Kya: To pet all the polarbear dogs.

Lin: *Raising eyebrow*No, fitness goals.

Kya: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the polarbear dogs.

Lin: *Sigh* You're lucky your cute

[randommusicalfluff]

No one will ever understand Ale‼️‼️tyler tickles like I do ISTG!!

[potahun]

S6E1 highlight

During the 1st round of Group Discussions, Liu Haoran finishes explaining the evidence he’s gathered.

Detective Sa Beining: Who do you suspect?

Liu Haoran: No one. I don’t think there’s much evidence pointing towards anyone in particular at the moment.

Sa Beining: *nods* I’ve seen that the audience calculated the stats once... In the past 5 seasons, those who’ve said they suspect no one during the 1st round of discussions have 67.8% chance of being the real murderer in the end.

Liu Haoran: Then have you seen that in the past 5 seasons...I haven’t played the murderer even once?

Xiao Bai (turning to Sa Beining): It’s about time.

Sa Beining (to Xiao Bai): It’s about time.

Xiao Bai: I said it too before, didn’t I--

Sa Beining (to Xiao Bai): --that the one you suspect is me.

He Jiong, losing it: YOU’RE THE DETECTIVE. YOU’RE TODAY’S DETECTIVE. PLEASE SOBER UP A BIT!