#and muttered

[ageless-aislynn]

We're back, baby.

[myriad-rainbows]

ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

[damnfool-of-a-took]

What it says on the tin, plus some simple explanations of who has the power to do what.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

doodles of "decepticon" bee but he isnt even a decepticon he kinda just lives there

[darlingsnow0]

love how haymitch enjoys a good yap session and katniss can't bare telling us anything except what the person is

Haymitch: He has two siblings, one girl one boy, he was born at exactly 2:34 am on a spring morning when the moon was in this exact position, his father has been working in the mines since 18.5 and his mother bakes pies, specifically uses strawberries from the 15th of may.

Katniss: hes..human

[arkangelo-7]

Things Bruce Wayne does at Justice League meetings that 100% confirm the fact that he is a Dad.

Makes attempts at referencing pop culture to try and relate to the younger members. The most memorable instance is when he told Flash to “keep running up that hill.” (Dick laughs for an hour when Wally tells him about it.)

Does the iconic groan/grunt whenever he sits down in his chair. It’s hilarious, but no one is dumb enough to laugh at the Batman.

Ensures that the background music exclusively plays Matchbox 20 and Nirvana. Diana is the only one who enjoys this.

Actively complain about how everyone is “ruining his floor” whenever they push back their chairs.

On that note, he also complains about crumbs getting everywhere whenever someone is snacking.

Will (covertly) ask Clark for grilling tips during breaks. Oliver overhears this once and has to go lay down out of shock, because Batman? Grilling?

Declines requests for new equipment/tools/etc. because they “have that at the Watchtower.” This inevitably leads to complaining from the entire JL.

Always, without fail, will ask Hal if he’s changed the oil in the spacecraft recently. Hal doesn’t know whether to be offended or not.

Randomly interrogates members on if they’ve messed with the Hall of Justice’s thermostat. They have not, in fact, touched the thermostat.

Someone needs to stop me because I literally cannot get the image of Bruce being the Typical Dad (tm) of the Justice League.

[clumsypuppy]

sniffrin ^_^

[cotardspringtrap]

I'm pretty sure someones done this one already but yk. Its okay, two cakes.

[thebibliosphere]

Still not over the head of cardiology, who said she wouldn't formally diagnose me with dysautonomia because she didn't want me to think of myself as disabled.

As if good vibes and a can-do attitude can stabalize autonomic dysfunction.

[mouseonamoose]

When my dog looks like this, I wish I could paint.

[bluebeesknees]

Enough fetch quests, give baby a gun!

[pillowspace]

going back to fact-check my own fic while in the middle of writing like

[d0gtoothjones]

that unlucky look

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

both ethan winters and ashley graham were born in 1984, so i swapped their places

redraw

alt version with pants!

[blanc-ci]

My boys are trapped in the opening of Ouran Highschool Hostclub… hell yea

Kiss kiss fall in love 🌹 ✨

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Done for @littlediscoveredstars ‘s fic Roses Where Blood Should Be

(a pseudo-teaser for the upcoming chapter >:3 )

[ryllen]

Imagine waking up to that