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mary & george feature in tv & satellite magazine. airs in the uk on tuesday (5th) at 9pm on sky atlantic & sky showcase. boxset will be available on sky boxsets/NOW.
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Hollywood star Julianne Moore adopts her best English accent this week when she plays Mary Villiers, a mother-of-four determined to secure her family's future, in Sky's seven-part drama Mary & George.
When she learns that King James (Tony Curran) is in a sexual relationship with his adviser, the Earl of Somerset (Laurie Davidson), Mary realises she could gain considerable power and influence if her son George (Nicholas Galitzine) becomes the King's new favourite.
'Mary is from a kind of middling aristocratic family,’ explains Moore, 'She's living in less-than-ideal circumstances, looking for a way to educate her children and keep herself alive. The only way she's really able to do that is through her relationships with powerful men.’
After sending George to France to learn refinement, Mary endeavours to get him noticed - and King James is soon enamoured with the handsome young man.
'At the beginning, the relationship is very transactional for George’, explains Galitzine, 29. 'I don't think he develops feelings for James until a few months, perhaps years, into the relationship. George definitely has something to gain, but the love is very much real between them.'
Although the King is aware of the power games being played around him, he finds it refreshing that George comes from outside the usual circles of the royal court.
‘James is comfortable when hes in the company of his lovers - he wants to forget about being a king,’ says Curran, 54. ‘He wants that distraction of feeling safe with another person, as opposed to lords and politicians constantly grabbing at him, wanting him to make decisions about affairs of state.’
OUTRAGEOUS TRUESTORY
The series is based on the nonfiction book The King's Assassin by Benjamin Woolley, and Moore was drawn to the project by the way Mary seemed ahead of her time.
‘There was something outrageous and direct about her’, says Moore, who won a Best Actress Oscar in 2015 for her role as an early onset Alzheimer's patient in Still Alice. 'She seemed to have her own desire for power and agency in a situation where she might possibly have none. It's interesting what she achieved at a time when women couldn't even own property.’
The cast also includes Trine Dyrholm as Queen Anne of Denmark, Niamh Algar as Mary's confidante, prostitute Sandie, and Nicola Walker as the Queen's lady-in-waiting Lady Hatton.
Mary & George's salty language and revealing sex scenes may surprise some viewers, but the stars believe it reflects the earthy instincts of its characters as they grapple for power.
"The sensuality in the show isn't crass in any way, says Curran. 'It was certainly interesting for me. I'd ask the producers, "What am I wearing today?" and theyd reply, “Your birthday suit, pal!"’
'It's not a typical period drama because of the licence it takes with behaviours and sexuality,’ agrees Moore. 'It's beautiful and opulent and a wildly entertaining romp through history.’
Who’s Who (top right of image)
Mary Villiers
Julianne Moore
The deeply ambitious mother lives on her wits and wants to create a lasting legacy for her family.
George Villiers
Nicholas Galitzine
Mary's second son gains new-found confidence and charm after an educational visit to France.
King James
Tony Curran
The first joint ruler of Scotland and England, the King is seldom seen without an entourage of male companions.
Robert Carr, Earl of Somerset
Laurie Davidson
The King's current favourite is determined to stop George from usurping him.
Queen Anne of Denmark
Trine Dynolm
The Queen would prefer her husband's favourite to be someone she can control.
Sandie
Niamh Algar
Mary's confidante is a prostitute in a high-end brothel, making her privy to the secrets of the rich and powerful.
#nicholas galitzine#nick galitzine#tony curran#julianne moore#mary and george#mary & george#not rwrb#elio’s#alt text added#and the full text is in the post#didnt get all the words because i couldn’t work out where to put all the image captions#but generally got most of it#george villiers#idk why the quality is so bad rip
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hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock
#I gotta get to the important questions first#I wouldn’t DARE ask this on reddit#no but actually I know SO little about Star Trek and I didn’t know that until I started watching#I’m intrigued I really am#star trek#star trek the original series#star trek tos#captain kirk#mr. spock#do I have to tag their full names idk#I’m only on season 1 still but I’m making headway#ack#text post#THEIR SHIP NAME IS SPIRK BAHAHAHA#THATS SO GOOD#spirk#BABAHAHAHHSHDURHDUUHEHUHEUHEUEHUE
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Concept; because he's like 19 and suddenly in charge of a LOT of funds, the Red Hood takes accounting classes to manage them all. Not Jason Todd, Red Hood
#rolls up to the community college in full gear (minus obvious weapons) and just plops himself down in a seat#he enrolled and everything#his student ID card is Hood; Red#he's only part time tho#he has a busy schedule#dc#dc comics#jason todd#batman#red hood#text post
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#i saw this text post and i had to do it😭#except full homo#weak hero#weak hero class 1#shse#suhosieun
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my campaign hiatus has gone on for too long so to cope ive combined my interests at their maximum potency and had some dnd-strawhats thoughts
thoughts in depth under read more... :)!
this is SO self indulgent. their designs literally did not change. but i am a firm believer that dnd doesnt have to be european high fantasy. and also one piece literally IS fantasy. no changes are necessary to fit into dnd. ive already imagined plenty of campaign/oneshot ideas inspired by one piece. so this was basically just an exercise of trying to replicate their canon abilities in dnd 5e as much as possible without totally homebrewing everything. well. aside from luffy. you just cant take away or change his stretching.
LUFFY: (human monk. drunken master subclass. outlander)
the only plain human of the crew to balance out with the fact that he still has rubber powers. obviously a monk. but drunken master subclass specifically because i think the flavor(not the fact that its about being a drunkard) and abilities both fit him really well. this line in the subclass' flavortext especially fits him: "A drunken master often enjoys playing the fool to bring gladness to the despondent or to demonstrate humility to the arrogant, but when battle is joined, the drunken master can be a maddening, masterful foe."
ZORO: (tiefling fighter. samurai subclass. bounty hunter)
a fighter with the samurai subclass is so very incredibly obvious... but i actually had a lot of fun geeking out while comparing the abilities to what he can do in canon; Fighting Spirit, Rapid Strike, and Strength Before Death especially! tiefling is also pretty on the nose for his demon pirate hunter shtick and asura form, but i thought he'd be really human-passing for a tiefling and theorized about his tail getting cut off at some point or another before joining the strawhats. initially wasnt gonna give him a feat, but i gave sanji a feat so i thought itd be unfair to not give him one as well, so sentinel fits the bill pretty well i think!
NAMI: (tabaxi rogue. arcane trickster subclass. criminal)
cat burglar -> full grown literal humanoid cat. this one is INCREDIBLY self indulgent... i love... cats... theres nothing deeper to this and no other reasoning. i took cat burglar and ran with it. can you tell that i love izutsumi dungeon meshi? rogue for the aforementioned burglar-ing as well, and the arcane trickster subclass for when she picks up climatact! the mage hand will be very useful for her pickpocketing. in the future as she levels up with timeskip, i can totally see her multiclassing into wizard as well! weather wizard!
USOPP: (lightfoot halfling artificer. artillerist subclass. urchin)
I HAD SO MUCH FUN THINKING ABOUT HIS CHARACTER SHEET. halfling's Naturally Stealthy ability lets him hide behind his crewmates since theyre (almost) all bigger than him, so its perfect for hiding behind zoro or sanji all the time. Lucky is also perfect for him, and I think Brave fits pretty well too when he puts on the sogeking mask. artillerist artificer is also very fun! tinkering and making magic items for his crew, and i think Eldritch Canon or Arcane Firearm could both be easily reflavored as kabuto or any of his inventions. for emphasizing his sniper-ness, the spell sniper feat was also necessary. i think hes my favorite of all the concepts. big ears and long nose combo is so cute to me.
SANJI: (half-elf monk. drunken master subclass. guild artisan (cook!))
race was mostly based on vibes i wont lie. squints. and that vinsmoke balogna or whatever too ig. but mostly vibes. along with the idea that i think a dwarf zeff raising him would be really funny and cute. monk is also obvious, and same subclass as luffy for mostly the same reasons. though the flavor fits him much less, i think the abilities still fit him perfectly, and this blurb specifically; "Your martial arts technique mixes combat training with the precision of a dancer." i really wanted to give him a different subclass from luffy, but i dislike all the other monk subclasses a lot and i found none of them fit him as well anyways, so to try and give them SOME differences, i gave him the crusher feat.
CHOPPER: (awakened deer(shifter statblock) cleric. life subclass. hermit)
this ones definitely a mouthful im sorry. awakened deer for obvious reasons, but due to magic instead of devil fruit stuff. when i was struggling with his race, i looked a lot at shifter because of his forms, but it occurred to me that itd be super cool if he could shift between all of the different shifter options instead of being stuck with just one to replicate his rumble balls. something like heavy point/guard point=beasthide, horn point/arm point(?maybe?)=longtooth, walk point/jumping point=swiftstride, and brain point=wildhunt. hed definitely need some kind of nerf though to balance out that homebrew... and cleric for class. duh.
ROBIN: (high elf wizard. order of scribes subclass. criminal)
robin is definitely the one i struggled the most with just because of her class. elf came pretty easily- shes very elegant and i think shed look cute with super long ears- and i landed on high elf instead of wood elf for the int-based abilities. i was really on the fence between sorcerer and wizard for her because i knew shed be a full spellcaster, but i didnt feel that any of the subclasses really fit her. i ended up going with wizard for order of the scribes since it focuses on texts and knowing everything. but also because robin with a flying talking sentient book would be crazy cool. it could also be similar to how she spawns mouths and eyes places to talk to or watch people. my "fuck it, why not. this would be rad. its my house" mindset kicked in with her i will admit. also the One with the Word ability made me cackle out loud when i read it. thats the funniest ability ever. anyways, i cant really think of a way to replicate her powers, but maybe we could just reflavor a bunch of spells to be her limbs or clutch; hold person, maximillian's earthen grasp, or evard's black tentacles. thatd probably work okay, and theres a handful of spells to replicate her ability to spawn eyes or mouths. unrelated, but i imagine nico olvia to be a drow. why? her hair is white. i am a simple man!
#had a full on fixation explosion with this one Dont even look at me im posting this at 4am for a reason.#I HAD FUN THATS ALL THAT MATTERS. I MISS DND SO BAD. CAMPAIGN HIATUS OVER SOON. I MUST LIVE#not really like an au or redesign or whatever but i wanted to draw a lineup anyways to show just. very miniscule differences#i guess. mostly an excuse just to draw a lineup of the strawhats. i fucknig guess#will probably do a part 2 cause i have more thoughts; franky+brook+ace+vivi are on the menu boys#its bothering me so much that usopp and nami are both orange in the read more. but there is no yellow text-fill on tumblr. sad#also just fist fought this post in the drafts for an hour bc i dont understand the character limit#so if i fucked this up im moving to the mountains#wtf... art#one piece fanart#dnd#dnd 5e#mugiwara crew#straw hat pirates#monkey d luffy#luffy#roronoa zoro#zoro#cat burglar nami#nami#usopp#black leg sanji#sanji#tony tony chopper#nico robin#dndpiece
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dead boy detectives + text posts part 1/?
+ bonus
#dead boy detectives#dbda#dbdshow#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detective netflix#painland#payneland#edwin payne#charles rowland#niko sasaki#crystal palace#monty the crow#esther finch#jenny green#the cat king#dbda memes#dbda incorrect quotes#dbda text posts#my edits#marcela watches dbda#whew. i've spent like an hour on these. cackling like an evil witch full on esther finch style#share my vision boy.#oh and finding good quality screens from this show is a herculean effort#none of my cap sites have them :(#if you saw me sneak one of my posts in: do not worry! i have a permit (to do whatever i want hehee)#dbda spoilers
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AUs where Thomas and Martha come back to life are significantly funnier if you consider the possibility of them adopting Harley and Oliver.
Bruce needs to cuddle Damian like an emotional support cat while all three of his parents argue in the kitchen. Dick would join, but he’s a bit too shell shocked that his dead grandparents are, you know, standing in his kitchen.
“Okay, so wait, he didn’t finish med school?! I specifically requested it!”
“I’m sorry, have you tried wrangling your feral batch of kittens before? The only one who successfully graduated is Harley.”
Oliver throws his hands in the air while Harley preens, “I finished business school!”
Martha sighs, “So did Lex Luthor, my darling.”
“Okay, well, I’m gonna die before I become a billionaire, so there.”
“Hell yeah, that’s my girl.”
“Sadly, she was discredited once her turbulent affair with the clown started…”
Thomas guffaws. Looking at Alfred like he said the most unbelievable shit in the world.
“Harley. Dated a man. OUR Harley?”
“I was equally disappointed.”
“Okay, well, favorite in law, 1 2 3 go,”
They all say Dinah at the same time, much to Bruce’s dismay. He gets it, but Clark is very kind to him. “Papa!”
Thomas shrugs, “I’m a Virgo, not a liar.”
#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#thomas wayne#martha wayne#oliver queen#dc#dc comics#batfamily#text post#harley quinn#don’t get me wrong Thomas is in full support of his chaotic jester bi daughter. he was just under the impression that. yk.#‘in my heart I raised a lesbian’ oliver be like ‘yeah that’d be Bruce’
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Guess who’s back? Back again?
Masterpost | prev | next
#Shoutout to my new favorite episode 6x02#first post with woody! even if he’s just in the background#I like that silly little coroner#psych#psych 2006#psych tv#shawn spencer#psych shawn#burton guster#psych gus#carlton lassiter#psych lassie#juliet o'hara#psych jules#henry spencer#I do not actually know woody’s full name#woodrow strode#goddamn everyone gotta have the extra ass names around here#shassie#text post meme#psych text post
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after a decade of homoerotic tension and scandal dan and phil are finally gonna leave it all on the floor as they pummel each other until one of them begs for mercy
#daniel howell#amazingphil#dan and phil#phan#terrible influence#titspoilers#mine#my gif#spent the past few hours fucking around testing some things out. i wasn't gonna post it but it's kinda cool so i changed my mind#i almost started adding text and shit but lets wait until we have the full recording in actually good quality lmao#this is definitely one of those looks better on desktop type of gifsets. the app is so ass i swear they're less pixelated than that
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Apothecary Diaries or, as I like to call it, Jinshi eyeing Maomao looking a little too happy and immediately grabbing her face like Maomao what do you have in your mouth. Maomao did you eat poison again. Spit it out. Spit it--SPIT IT OUT--
#the apothecary diaries#apothecary diaries#jinshi#maomao#text post#meme#to clarify he is NOT the normal one here#they are freak4freak#he just knows the only reason maomao looks like the happiest girl in the world is when shes got a mouth full of arsenic#wrangling her like a dog thats eating something it shouldnt#prying open her mouth like the jaws of death. or a bear trap. and she WILL bite#this is not a new take i just find it HILARIOUS#theyre both such weirdos im obsessed
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shoutout to sassy traumatized vampires, gotta be one of my favourite genders
astarion + text posts (part 21)
#my posts#i used to dislike elves in general#this man singlehandedly changed my opinion on them#full 180#bg3 memes#astarion#edit#bg3#astarion ancunin#astarion bg3#bg3 astarion#baldurs gate astarion#text post meme#text posts#astarion text post#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#baldurs gate 3#popular posts
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Arthur Pendragon & Text Posts (New Releases and Greatest Hits) 17/?
#some new ones and then I threw in a couple from previous posts to make a full tribute to my boy#he's so bisexual. he's so babygirl. he's so blond#arthur pendragon#arwen#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#merlin memes#merlin text posts tag
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reminder that if you back tsuna into a corner he
A) sends you right back into the worst prison for mafia criminals you just escaped from, but even worse than before (enjoy being unconscious and tied up in your one room swimming pool for the next 10 years)
B) freezes you with flames burning so hot they turned into ice (< this isn't how the zero point breakthrough is explained in canon but it's the more dramatic explanation), fully knowing you were already frozen by similar ones for 8 years until, like, a month prior
C) burns you fucking alive and also undoes the last 10 years of your existence across all existing timelines. also he won't think anything about it afterwards ever (?????? like. it's not that he didn't deserve it, to be clear, but damn. 😭😭😭 middle schoolers when you just want to take over the world(s) for a bit, smdh 🙄)
D) is willing to become the boss of the most powerful mafia family in the world with a bloodstained history if it means getting the opportunity to get his hands on you and kill you beat the shit out of you. but you're lucky he likes you so you could stay on very thin ice long enough for both of you to clear things up
E) gangs up against you with all the current and future strongest people in the world, and then punches you so hard he makes you see the light of doing the right thing despite your centuries years old deep rooted hatred which singlehandedly kept you alive as an undead person
also reminder he did all that while he was only 14 years old. this is all things he did in less than a year.
this is tsuna's resume during the course of less than a year of proper mafia business.
so, you know. the next time he goes "i just want my friends and i to be safe and happy and live in peace. 🥺🥺🥺 please don't make me fight you to make it happen? 👉🏽👈🏽🥺👉🏽👈🏽🥺👉🏽👈🏽🥺"
just maybe, consider listening to him
#katekyo hitman reborn#khr#khr text post#sawada tsunayoshi#i just thought about this very randomly but it's so funny to me#he did all this in LESS THAN A YEAR#and everytime he just went back to his normal civilian (ish) life like nothing happened until the next mafia bullshit he had to deal with#came along#tsuna's so scary actually#he's so unhinged#of course everyone around him IS also unhiged. gotta keep up and match his freak#imagine you're a mafioso and by the time he becomes vongola decimo proper; knowing FULL WELL /these/ were his first baby steps in the mafia#you STILL have the guts or incredible stupidity to go ''are we really letting a civilian succeed to vongola???? 😒😒😒#well that's good news for me i guess 😏😏😏 what will he even do about it 🙄🙄🙄''#like. okay. fuck around and be the next person he'll burn alive i guess. 🤡#could not fucking be me
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headcanon that tyson thinks percy and annabeth are married. like, he's fully convinced that they're newly weds. and that they just decided to have a private wedding. then one day. percy invites tyson over for dinner with his parents and annabeth. and tyson casually refers to annabeth as percy's wife. and everyone just pauses. but before percy can correct him. annabeth just slyly confirms it and continues setting the table.
#annabeth isn't beating the allegations#she's setting them#she'll refer to percy as her husband when she's around tyson#she convinced both camps to get in on the jokec#she photoshopped her and percy's wedding photo#she made percy buy him and her matching rings#she convinced tyson that her and percy are renewing their vows when they actually get married#she made it a full-time job#a life long mission#she knew what she had to do#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#percabeth headcanon#tyson#tyson is adorable#he thinks his brother is a married man#he's convinced that the year percy and annabeth weren't talking were because they were contemplating divorce#tyson is keeping the percabeth allegations alive under the sea
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Maybe the whole point of Under the Red Hood was Jason thinking he was too much of a coward to commit suicide and hoped his dad would do it if he saw how much of a monster he was
#this isn't actually what happened#but it'd be an interesting character study#and could be viewed that way#and also everything jason says is usually a lie or at least not entirely true#he says things to get reactions he wants from people#and utrh is FULL of that#text post#dc#dc comics#batman#utrh#under the red hood#jason todd
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i have to take "biology with lab"? ok well do i get to be the lab at least ??
#text#Ok i know i tried making this joke like well over a week ago but i think ive got the wording down now#and i think the post did need a gif of an oupy dog for full effect
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