ID: six screenshots from Ralph Bakshi's "The Lord of the Rings," featuring the wizard gandalf. His beard has been shortened to reveal large breasts, complimented by a teal-colored dress with a low neckline. From the first to fifth image, in order, he is shown talking with Frodo Baggins, descending a staircase, holding the One Ring, smiling neutrally, and wielding a sword and his staff. In the last image, he is throwing off his grey robes, revealing a white robe over a lacey bralette and long white skirt. End ID.
*average person gets thrown through 3 windows a year* factoid is actually just a statistical error. average person gets thrown through 0 windows per year. Trafalgar Law, who has been experiencing defenestration since he was 10 years old, is an outlier and should not have been counted
the shot of the fucking robot dog dragging all of their expensive luggage lethargically in the background all while miles bron says "this isn't just a rich-asshole house!" stuck in my mind immediately and will stay there forever.
※This comic contain a very self-indulgent Charlastor. Please use discretion.
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Dinner is ready.
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After 4 years, the comic continues ✨
Thank you for the support of fellow fans on my Ko-Fi; I will post a new goal for the next part around next week! ^^
As for the part 2... it's pretty straightforward follow up from part 2. Seed is planted, now we wait.
(did anyone catch Charlie's horny grip get that stag ass girlie)
Thank you for reading as always 🌸🌸🌸
Bonus: Charlie in denial mode after (much to Alastor's delight)
I genuinely do think the way the gods are portrayed here, as individuals facing a truly impossible decision with no way to avoid some awful consequence, will resonate with Bells Hells but I must admit that yeah, we all do sound like some kind of parody of a youth pastor. Just sliding up to Fearne Calloway and sitting backwards in a chair like "you know who else was faced with a horrible decision in which they couldn't save everyone?"
Fic where Yuu gets dared by the First Years Gang to ask out Malleus
This either ends with Yuu, who was formerly afraid of him, realising He's Not That Bad Actually and being oblivious to it as Malleus becomes more and more attached to them
OR
Yuu spends the entire fic just LOOKING for Malleus with the help of their ruins-loving bestie, Tsunotarou (meanwhile the First Years are watching all this like "are you FUCKING kidding me")