#avengers tweets

[floilee]

Kate is scared, because she knows would do the same.

[catchymemes]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[headcanonthings]

[aleksmaximoff]

Loki S2 as tweets:

bonus:

[nvyah]

Pure masterpiece 🤌🏻💚

[ljlokijinx]

Spider-man, on a boring patrol, checking his phone.

Clint, who's been tasked with bringing him into SHIELD after no other agent could: *shoots him with a sedative arrow*

Spidey: *pulling out the arrow and handing it back* You must've slightly missed your target, try again :)

Clint: *proceeds to shoot him again*

Spidey: *gives it back* Ah, third times the charm, I hope you hit it this time.

Clint:*shoots him again*

Spidey: Look man, I appreciate your determination, but maybe you should find a professional target place because you could hurt someone.

Clint: *now panicking bc this guy has taken 3 portions of sedatives for Steve and should be dead rn, so he shoots him again*

Spidey: *grabs the arrow and throws it back at Clint, hitting the bow and breaking it.* Man that's just fucking rude-

[nikkoshierlokiofneeds]

[greenlanterncrops]

really, really do not understand why everybody’s so insistent that jason todd would not be a red lantern if he were to get a ring

people making lantern aus will put him in the sinestro corps, in the star sapphires, and now he's got a green ring for some reason, and okay? that’s fine? like i’m not about to gatekeep - you should do whatever you want! but the fact is the dude is, like, textbook red lantern

his entire character arc mirrors that of the red lanterns almost 1:1 - right down to the being killed, brought back in a sort of unconscious state, and needing to be dunked in a magical pool to regain their memories/minds

sometimes the most obvious answer is the right one

[stuckyfingers]

Bonus:

[pbpsbff]

FIC WHERE INSTEAD OF MICD UP FOOTBALL PLAYERS ITS MICD UP AVENGERS. tiktok account that drops random clips of them saying stupid shit during battles. probably run by peter

[floilee]

Sex on the plane before a romantic trip in Paris.

[ntshastark]

“That’s no robot -- He’s my pal, Iron Man”

Thor Vol 2 (1998) #80

Writers: Michael Avon Oeming and Daniel Berman. Penciler/Inker: Andrea Divito. Colourist: Laura Villari. Letterer: Randy Gentile.

[once-upon-a-thigh]

{Y/n making drinks at Tony’s party}

Natasha: Could I get a Piña colada?

Y/n: Sure

Natasha: Can you make it virgin?

Y/n: *holding back tears* yes I know how to make it

[headcanonthings]

[worstloki]

Loki: when I was younger,

Thor: *chuckles* *wipes a single tear from his eyes* "was"

Loki:

Loki: WHEN I WAS YOUNG,