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[brittle-doughie]

The Plague Approaches! | Looking into The Awakening of White Apathy Update for CRK!

The Pale Ailment looks to be a sickness that’s coming from a storm that had been carried over from Beast Yeast. Is this natural for that continent or is Mystic Flour Cookie trying to bait Dark Cacao Cookie into heading over there to face her?

Is that Mystic Flour Cookie’s actual body in there? Butter Roll may have worked for nothing, lol.

THERE SHE IS! PLAYABLE MYSTIC FLOUR! She’s a Healing class too, pretty ironic for a cookie that’s currently causing a plague. The Healing class is making a comeback with this one.

She also appears to have this quirk where her background and such gradually change the more you promote her.

Cloud Haetae Cookie! I thought for sure they’d be a Special rarity cookie, but I guess not. The Peach Blossom cookie doesn’t seem to be present in this trailer, she’s for part 2 then.

Stormbringer Cookie’s costume has been dipped in butter.

New element? The cookie choice for Darkness is a bit odd, I can understand cookies like Licorice or Dark Choco, but Caramel and Crunchy Chip?

YOUNG GOLDEN CHEESE AND WHITE LILY OH MY CHEESE-

This update is gearing to be quite the big one what with Mystic Flour approaching and the Beasts overall beginning their attacks on the Ancients. If the order is stuck to from Elder Faerie, then we could expect Eternal Sugar in the future, maybe….

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“Y/N Cookie, come to me…”

You shake your head vigorously, refusing her request as you try to keep the grip on your weapon steady, stepping back from the slowly approaching Beast cookie.

“No, leave…them alone!”

Dark Cacao Cookie was on one knee, the shaking had gotten bad for him, he couldn’t maintain his balance.

“There’s no need for violence, Y/N. I wouldn’t burden you with such a fight. Don’t you want to just go home?”

No, you had come this far with Dark Cacao Cookie, you were going to see this until the end, with her defeated.

The white fog started to form all around you, obscuring you from view to Dark Cacao Cookie.!

“Y/N Cookie…NO!”

He struggled what strength he had and hurried into the fog.

“Why do you continue like this?”

Mystic Flour Cookie appeared before Dark Cacao Cookie, a dazed Y/N Cookie in her lap.

“Why do you persist?”

“Wouldn’t be better to just crumble away like the rest?”

“No, I will cut down any danger to the Dark Cacao Kingdom and to those I hold dear! Put them down!”

“Y/N Cookie is too weak for that, but they will do nicely in my cocoon and soon…become a part of me…”

Dark Cacao Cookie refused, only pointing his sword at Mystic Flour Cookie.

Mystic Flour Cookie only sighed.

“How insufferable….”

[droopycoquette]

Heat Me Up || Shuri Udaku x Black!Reader

Summary: After Shuri becomes the queen, she needs some love from her lover and you need heat from her.

Warnings: !!!Wakanda Forever Spoilers!!!, black!reader, avenger!reader, power play, top!shuri, smut, oral sex, thigh riding, fluff

Word Count: 2.7k

A/n: I got this fantastic idea from @kram6496 , I edited it a bit so that it would fit a black reader but the inspiration for it came from them <3 Also the picture is from @dirtyduane

Phrases: Inbazana-girl || Sthandwa-my love || Le intombazana izoba kukufa kwam-This girl will be the death of me || gugu’lami-my treasure || ubungangamsha bakho - Your Majesty || Nkosazana-princess || Ndingubani igama lam - what's my name

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You were covered in blankets, animal pelts, and anything else that might bring you some warmth. Life in the Jabari mountains was harsh, you weren’t used to this kind of blistering cold. Even in America, winters were not like this. As a liaison for the Avengers and as princess Shuri’s lover, you had no choice but to stay after Namor’s attack. You wanted nothing more than to remain by the princess’s side, offering your support and love. However, all you could do right now was wait for Shuri, Nakia, and Riri to return to the mountains.

Shuri had begged you to remain in the mountains as a form of protection for her people, reassuring you that if anything were to happen you’d be the first to know. You felt your heart clench at the idea of the synthetic heart-shaped herb doing damage to your lover. There were so many things that could go wrong.

Internal Bleeding, chemical poisoning, blindness, heart failure, the list goes on. And you wouldn’t be there to care for her.

You took a deep breath trying to calm your racing nerves, you relaxed your fist and as the lion’s pelt fell from your shoulders you were met with a bone-chilling breeze that made your teeth chatter and your nipples pebble against your shirt. You found yourself missing the warm bed that you and Shuri shared, although the Jabari tribe did everything to make sure you were comfortable the bed lacked Shuri’s smell of jasmine and cacao butter.

“Damn you M’baku,” you muttered under your breath racing to grab the pelt. “Who in their right mind would stay here willingly.”

“Aww is my little American cold,” a voice giggled.

“Shuri,” you gasped running to her, forgetting the teeth-chattering temperature. “You’re okay! Thank god.”

“Yes, I told you. You should have more faith in me, my love.”

As you clashed with her, you failed to notice the black suit. You were hit with small knife-like, icy pains as your skin came into contact with her.

“What the-”

You finally noticed what she was wearing: a skin-tight vibranium suit outlining her thin, muscular frame. You also took in what was paining you, her suit was littered with metal, metal that was cold to the touch.

“Can you take that thing off so I can hug you properly,” you huffed.

She smirked, licking her lips, “I would think that you would enjoy feeling me in this.”

Her hands found your waist and her newfound strength didn’t miss you. Her grip was, not painful, but stronger. You doubt she even noticed. You moved your hands from her chest to her neck, placing a small peck on her cheek, one that she leaned into, unconsciously seeking you.

“My love, in any other situation I would pounce on you but I’m freezing. Do you see how ashy I am? No matter how much lotion I put on this cold fights against,” you complained. “On top of that-”

“So your cold,” she deadpanned lovingly with a raised eyebrow.

“I’m fucking freezing,” you whined, jumping up and down.

She sighed and in the blink of an eye, her suit disappeared, leaving her in skin-tight, black performance gear. She could now feel your pebbled nipples against her body, she could feel the goosebumps littering your skin, and she could also properly feel your ass.

“My poor little princess,” she pouted sarcastically, groping and kneading you, before placing a kiss on your forehead and trailing down to kiss your neck, her hands coming up to hold your upper back.

“Perhaps there’s a way we can heat each other up,” she smirked before walking toward the bed.

Her hips swayed in a newfound grace and the skin-tight clothing allowed you to follow her frame perfectly. You followed behind dutifully, taking off your shirt and bonnet as you approached her. Your chest began to rise and fall quicker following the increased speed of your heart and, despite the frigid temperatures, you felt a familiar heat enter your abdomen.

“Come on my princess,” the new queen commanded as she sat on the bed with her back against the wall.

Her eyes never left you and as you crawled to her, placing yourself on her lap, you couldn’t help but shiver. Before, you were stronger, physically at least. Now, with the strength of the Black Panther, Shuri matched you, possibly even beat you, in pure strength and that made the tingles spread from your spine to your core faster than ever.

You felt her hands run through your hair, forcing you to kiss her. Your tongues clashed and you could practically taste the coffee she drinks every day. You could feel her curls against your forehead, tickling your skin and comforting you, reminding you that this was yours. She was yours. Her tongue continued to twirl around yours, hungrily searching for something. While the heat rose and the breaths quickened, the warmth from your mouths created small clouds of condensation that made Shuri’s heart quicken in anticipation. The smell of cocoa butter and jasmine filled your nose and as saliva dribbled down your chin, your hands reached down in between you, trying to find the hem of her shirt.

“Shit,” you whimpered, as her left hand gripped your braids and pulled.

“What do you think you’re doing,” she panted, catching her breath. “Hmm?”

Her left hand stayed in your hair while the right one caressed your waist. Holding you close, breathing in your scent, while feeling your chest rise and fall against her was one of the queen’s favorite things.

“I want to see you,” you groaned, your hands still on her waist, too scared to move them.

“Mmm,” she groaned, kissing your neck. “You know what I want, sthandwa?”

“What,” you gasped, as you felt her flick your nipples.

“I want to see you fall apart on my thigh.”

Sealing her request, she placed you on her thigh and leaned against the wall, relaxing. When you stayed still in bewilderment the new Black Panther grew impatient, smacking your ass. As it jiggled against her thigh Shuri felt a wave of pleasure shoot through her.

“Fuck,” you whined, feeling the slick, expensive polyester against your silk shorts as you moved.

“Come on,” Shuri groaned. “You know how I like it, baby.”

She gripped your hips, clawing at your thin pants.

“Bast help me. Dressing like a whore and wondering why you’re so fucking cold,” she gritted out before allowing her mouth to grab ahold of one of your nipples.

“Shuri,” you gasped, hips stilling to arch your back.

“What’s my name,” she growled, pulling your hair once more. “Move your hips baby.”

Your slick seeped through your pants as the coil in your stomach began building. Your hips whined into her thigh and your hands dug into her shoulders, searching for support. You felt her hands rubbing up and down your sides as she whispered Xhosa into your ear. Fire began to spread through your fingertips and your toes, slowly creeping up toward your spine. Your palms dug into Shuri’s shoulders before your nails curled and began digging too.

"Ndingubani igama lam," she whispered, her grip on your braids tightening even more.

“My queen,” you whimpered, feeling your eyes roll back.

Shuri relished in watching you get off. She loved how your nipples stuck out when you arched your back, she loved how breathy your whines got when you were about to cum, and she loved how frustrated and pouty you became when she decided to be mean. Most importantly she loved that all this came from her, every sensation you relished couldn’t be felt without her being there, without her holding you. She gazed at your erotic figure and felt her stomach tighten in bliss.

“I want you. I want to taste you. Fuck,” you begged, the feeling of her body making you high. “Please. Please let me taste it.”

Shuri hissed at your words. With her hands on your waist, she could feel your muscles contracting and relaxing, trying to get a release. Your gasps and moans went straight from her ears to her core. She watched, arms holding you close, as your head tipped back, your stomach quivering, breath leaving your lips in small puffs of steam. She listened while your moans got louder, hearing her name get whinier, her breathing becoming faster as if syncing with your body. She felt you as your muscles moved, as your delightful juices seeped through her pants, watching while your breasts jiggled in front of her.

“Come on baby,” she pushed, wrapping her hands around your neck, bringing you closer so she could whisper in your ear. “Give me one, I know you can do that for me. You want to taste me, don’t you? You want my pussy in your mouth? Then cum all pretty for me, intombazana.”

Red hot explosions entered your bloodstream and coursed throughout your body at her words. Shuri always knew how to get you over the edge, her beautiful accent winding you up and breaking you down in the most pleasurable ways.

“That’s it,” she whimpered. “Fuck.”

Your hips stilled finally and you felt a thankfulness enter your chest as Shuri allowed you to catch your breath. Time slowed as she looked at you, fucked out and pleasured by her. You didn’t realize she was staring until you felt her lips on yours.

Your tongues were locked once again, sucking and twirling around each other. Your fingers worked quickly, finding the hem of her shirt and pulling up, careful not to let it catch on her earrings. As you pulled up, your knuckles grazed her silky smooth skin, luxuriously cared for with body butters and oils only royalty could buy. You wasted no time in attaching yourself to one of her nipples causing her to arch her back into you. Your tongue flicked and swirled around her perky bud while teasing the other one with your fingers.

“Le intombazana izoba kukufa kwam,” she breathed out repeatedly as her hips rolled, trying to find some friction.

She gripped your waist once again and pushed herself down, laying against the pillows. As she moved, her thigh grazed your core once more making your abdomen clench at the sudden overstimulation.

“Pleasure your queen, gugu’lami” Shuri groaned, watching you with hooded eyes.

Your heart fluttered at her command, wanting nothing more than to see her relaxed. You moved in between her legs, gripping her pants and placing a kiss above her belly button before quickly stripping her. 

“I would want nothing more, ubungangamsha bakho,” you grinned, kissing her right ankle.

As you looked down at her you could see her hazy eyes, gazing up at you through her beautiful curly hair. A simple, silver anklet you had gotten her lay loose around her ankle, shocking your lips with the coolness of it. 

Coming down and kissing her through her underwear, you licked and nipped at the flesh hiding underneath the fabric, smiling when you felt her legs on your shoulders.

“I want to hear you speak Xhosa more often, my love,” the young queen preened as she arched her back. “You coul- fuck!”

You pushed her underwear to the side and made direct contact with her core, placing an open mouth kiss on her slit. 

“I could what, baby,” you smirked softly before licking her clit, feeling yourself salivate at the taste, before you wrapped your hand around her right thigh.

Shuri jumped at the cold rings on your finger, the thin bands providing a small shock to her system. She could feel the promise ring she had given you dig into her flesh, making her see stars. Her Majesty couldn’t finish her sentence even if she tried, the words lost in her brain. No matter how brilliant or smart she is, you had a way of making her go dumb.

She could feel the pleasure building up at the base of her spine and, as you looked up, you could see the steam leaving her mouth, her chest rising then falling in short bursts. Her head was tipped back and her hands gripped the pillows beside her while her toes curled against your back. Her juices and your saliva began to run down your chin and onto the bed, creating a vulgar wet spot between her legs.

“What would people think,” you started. “If they saw that I could taste the glorious Black Panther. How lucky would they think I am.”

You got high off of the thought. That you: a young black-American woman, got to see the Queen of Wakanda at her most vulnerable. That you got to have her cum dripping from your mouth. That you had her heart.

You could feel Shuri’s legs begin to flex, her newfound strength allowing her to truly suffocate you. Small whines left her lips as you continued to lap at her clit, fingers gripping your braids in an attempt to force you closer to her.

“Don’t be a brat today, Nkosazana. I swear, my love if you stop right now,” she paused to whine when you finally pushed your fingers into her. “I won’t let you cum till your fucking American holiday about - hah.”

Your fingers dug into her g-spot with laser precision, the idea of being a brat and edging her had crossed your mind but, the idea of her falling apart after so much stress had you biting your lip and crossing your legs.

Her hips began to roll into your tongue, legs spreading farther, her hands buried in your hair, trying to get her release faster.

The feeling of her using you like this had your clit throbbing and your heart beating.

Use me. Use me! USE ME!

It was all you could think as she rode your face to completion.

Shuri’s pleasure increased tenfold when she saw your face. She knew what you were thinking the moment your eyes rolled back, the moment you gripped her thighs to pull her closer to your face. The pleasure in her abdomen burned and simmered as she watched you, before boiling over into her arteries. Heat shot to her brain and made her legs close around your face. She came without warning. Your hands tightened around her thighs as you watched her face. Mouth open and eyes closed, hair draped on her forehead, mixing with her eyelashes. Drool began to leave the corners of her mouth before she closed it and swallowed. Hard.

Your eyes followed her throat before returning to look at her face.

“Get up here, gugu’lami,” Shuri smiled, before it quickly become a frown. “Wai-ah!”

Your mouth returned to her slit, lapping up the juices that leaked, evidence of her orgasm. You licked until you were sure that it was all gone and none was wasted, before coming up for air.

“You brat,” she glared at you, still between her legs, arms now resting on her stomach.

The small, cool-toned light that made it into the room, hit Shuri’s skin beautifully, giving it a shine like silver. Her lips, slightly parted, were lustfully swollen, proof of your lips on hers.  You were so busy drinking in her beauty that you didn’t notice the way she was looking at you. Love shone in her eyes as she found comfort in your warmth.

“I had to make sure it was all gone, would you have left any,” you glared back playfully, placing a kiss on her torso.

Shuri’s fingers wandered into your hair as she continued to gaze at you lovingly. Watching how content you looked with just being with her. It was in these moments when Shuri was reminded how much you meant to her, how much she loves you.

“When this is all done,” Shuri swallowed. “I’m gonna marry you.”

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A/n: Please leave me feedback, I really want to improve so tell me something you liked or something that could be worked on <3

[sugarcloudsky]

thanks for explaining what is considered short character thoughts!! I really appreciate it :)) sooo uhmmm.. remember when one of affogato cookies disciples mentioned something about a Licorce gods/spirits or something? I don't remember which one it was- but how would the dark cacaoian cookies react to reader being that licorice sea god/spirit? And they, like, turn into stone when sun comes up? Or when they use over the maximum of their powers? Btw by dark cacaoian cookies I mean like the main ones like dark cacao, affogato..yk, right? And maybe sea fairy cookies reaction to readers relationship with them bc I feel like reader and her would be related if they were like a licorice sea god/spirit.. this isnt as short as I thought it would be- preferably seperatly, I hope this counts as a short character thought though because I'm obsessed with this concept.. Anyway, make sure to eat, sleep, and don't overwork yourself! Take care of yourself and take your time!! If this doesn't count as a short character thought then I'm sorry and I can also wait until requests are open again! Or maybe I'm just overthinking this-

nah ur fine dw!!! sorry for taking a bit to get to this!!! ^_^

didnt get to go too crazy with these bc i didnt want them to get too long, but i honestly think this concept is super interesting! if you want a full fic of this concept feel free to send a request when they open up again!

the rest are under the cut bc it got pretty long anyways, lol

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dark cacao cookie would be wary of you at first. he already shows no mercy for any of the licorice monsters who dared climb the kingdom’s wall, but now seeing a licorice monster that resembles a cookie was definitely something else. not only that, but he’s once again confused when you see you’re very weak, nor even aggressive. he tends to see you wander around the kingdom carefree at dark, only retreating back to the licorice sea when the sun begins to come back up. for now, he’ll leave you be, but just know he’ll always keep an eye on you.

affogato cookie is as always, intrigued. he would immediately try to think of ways to find out more about you, find out how he could use your powers to his own advantage. he sees you strolling the kingdom at night by your lonesome, and he ends up approaching you. he immediately begins buttering you up as much as you can, complimenting and manipulating you in order to gain your power. once he has you, he acts as if he cares for you; giving you a room with covered windows so the sunlight wouldn’t bother you. but in the end, he truly has only selfish motivations.

your first time meeting caramel arrow cookie wasn’t really what you would want when you’re first introduced to someone. unless you like someone pointing their bow at your throat, then yeah. she keeps you still, the string of the bow pulled back ready to shoot you. she’s completely focused on you, waiting for you to make any kind of movement that could be threatening. but you don’t make any other movements, other than raising your hands up in surrender. she huffs, lowering her bow but keeping her guard up. she decides that the king would know what to do with you.

crunchy chip cookie first encountered you when you were wandering around the snowy forests after dark. he was first alerted when he saw his cream wolves run off barking at movement somewhere deep in the forest, only to find you hiding in a tree while the cream wolves kept barking and scratching at the bark to get to you. he immediately prepares to fight, brandishing his claw hand to show that he’s armed. you swear you mean no harm, that you were just frightened from the barking, but he doesn’t buy your story on bit. better start talking, intruder!

sea fairy cookie is the one kindest to you out of everyone. she treats you as her own family, spending time with you as much as she can. she hides you from the sun, knowing it could injure you and turn your entire body into stone within a matter of seconds whenever you’re exposed to even a little bit of sunlight. because you’re only active during the night time, you’ve come to know and love moonlight cookie as well. these two are like family to you, and even if you come from a darker part of the sea, they still love you equally.

[thedarkcircuswritings]

Affogato Cookie vs Butter Roll Cookie and his Wife Reader Cookie

Affogato Cookie is Reader Cookie's Best Friend and Butter Roll doesn't know that so seeing Affogato Cookie hugging her, touching her, kissing her hand/cheek/forehead

Is making our poor scientist Jam Boil like a boiling pot of lava

Affogato Cookie noticed it but he continues to do it because it's entertaining for his eyes

Does Reader knows? Nope, there oblivious and the fact that Butter Roll Cookie kept telling Reader that there "Fine"

-🔥Chaos Anon

"My creation, why don't we-" "Ah, Y/N! It's been too long..." You hadn't expected to come across your best friend while passing the Dark Cacao kingdom, but you were admittedly so overjoyed to see Affogato, as he hugged you happily, asked how you've been, complimented you, and so-on-and-so-forth. You even introduced him to your husband, Butter Roll, and all seemed polite! You always wanted the love of your life to meet Affogato! Butter Roll easily saw this happiness enough to hide the fact that his hands clenched into fists. Affogato, however, did notice, and his smile grew a little wider as he held your hands and gushed over how beautiful you looked. He could practically see the steam coming off of Butter Roll's body as he stuck close to his beloved wife. What made it better was that Butter Roll could do nothing about it, or so he thought. You had no clue about this beef, of course, you just saw two of the ones you loved so dearly getting along! Although you did wonder why Affogato was talking much more than usual... oh well!

[pure-vanilla-trophy]

Trophy groaned. He was close to passing out. He was pacing around the lobby, his golden feet hurting from all the hours pacing. He’d stop, but he couldn’t. Not now. He put his hand against his head, trying to think of ways…. Ways to actually be useful, instead of just sitting on the sidelines, watching as everyone he cared about got hurt. Damn it, why couldn’t he just do his job?!

He slammed his fist in the wall, making his own knuckles crack. He inspected the vanilla cream that melted from it, as his body rapidly began healing it. He sighed. He could heal Cheesy’s rib….. but not his leg. Not even Bow…. Not even her. Trophy couldn’t even help her. Damn it! Why did he only make people feel worse in the end?! He clawed at his own arms as frustrated tears bubbled up in his eyes.

He slams his fist against the wall again, hearing the crack of gold breaking. He sighed and shakily laid on the couch in the lobby. At this point, his hand and arms were in pain… it felt like they were burning. He started to drift off as his eyes got heavier and heavier, despite the pain…

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Pure Vanilla crashed into the door with his teammates. The roof was falling apart, the castle was stained with red…. the distant screams of cookies filled the halls. Forks and fire scattered around the burning castle.

As his team walked, a voice rang out from behind him, meek and afraid. “This is….. oh no….. what a horrible sight….” White Lily Cookie had said that….. a dear friend of Pure Vanilla….. Another voice in front of him proudly spoke, her voice ringing through the eerie quiet. “The whole place is covered in Cookie crumbs!” Hollyberry Cookie held her shield warily, looking out for intruders or attackers. Another voice called out, grumbling coldly but concerned. “Foul…. Sticky cream. The stench of burnt butter in the air…” Dark Cacao Cookie walked with determination in every footstep, welding his great sword, which was crackling with lightning. The final voice, calling out behind him like a bird of prey answered. “What on Earthbread is going on here?!” Golden Cheese’s wings fluttered in irritation and confusion, her long, golden spear gripped tightly in her hands. Pure Vanilla responded in his familiar soft voice. “it’s not good. dark enchantress cookie has declared war on the vanilla kingdom.” Pure Vanilla stood bravely, holding his orchid staff in his hands. Dark Cacao looked back, his dark, almost black, purple eyes ablaze with rage. “The Cookie who has brought the Cake Monster army into our lands?!” Pure Vanilla managed a curt nod. “yes. she attacked while i was occupied elsewhere.” Hollyberry scoffed as she raised her shield. “Hah. That’s gotta be some tough flour, for such a brazen strike.” Pure Vanilla looked ahead, looking for what’s to come. “we must find dark enchantress cookie quickly! let us make haste!”

Just as they ran through the halls, a group of Cake Hounds attacked, which Dark Cacao flung off with a swift swipe of his electric sword. As they progressed through the dark halls, another group attacked, which Hollyberry bashed with her shield. They approached the throne…. Pure Vanilla’s Throne….. and Dark Enchantress Cookie sat there. She sat on her staff, imitating a Witch. Her blood-red eyes looked down on the group with malice and…..excitement?

“And so.. upon the ruins of your home, we finally meet…… you’re rather late… to your own demise!”

Pure Vanilla Cookie stepped up, and looked up at her. “dark enchantress cookie! what is the meaning of this?!”

She snickered and looked down on the party. “Do you know the real reason why us, Cookies, were created?”

Golden Cheese spoke up, getting impatient and agitated. “What rancid NONSENSE are you peddling now?!”

Dark Enchantress smiled and rolled her eyes nonchalantly. “Now now, THINK for a moment…. I hope it’s not to hard~…. Why do we exist?”

Hollyberry answered next, her mind filled with hope. “That’s easy! To live and be happy.” She spoke again. “That’s exactly why we were brought into this world. Happiness, Dark Enchantress Cookie. That’s what it’s all about.”

Dark Enchantress was amused, stifling a laugh. “Oh really~? And when, pray tell, are you the happiest? When you fall down and crumble? Or when you become…. Dare I say it…. hahah…. SOGGY?!”

Dark Cacao spoke up as well, his deep yet commanding voice ringing in the hall. “We are together, in peace or in battle. This is our strength!”

Pure Vanilla managed a small smile. “so true! we love and thank our creators for our deliciously sweet bodies and unique talents!” He would stand closer to Dark Enchantress, his body glowing somewhat. “and there is no hardship we cannot overcome. together!”

Dark Enchantress frowned, it seemed like her fun was over. “RUBBISH! Fools… all of you! I shall show you the tragic error of your ways.. right here. Right now.”

The ground shook as a beam of light emerged from the ground, destroying the part of the castle. Pure Vanilla and the team got flung back, but everyone seemed to catch their footing. A thunderous roar filled the building as rubble fell from the ceiling. Dark Enchantress sat upon the palm of the Cake Witch, which towered over the small Ancient Cookies.

Without warning, Dark Enchantress summoned orbs of darkness, which were launched at the team, who promptly dodged the attacks. Pure Vanilla spoke up to his teammates. “the cake witch is channeling energy! we must use this pause to avert her next attack!”

Pure Vanilla raised his staff, healing his team. His teammates got ready, bracing themselves as the giant beam rained down on them, covering them in evil light. White Lily finally spoke up, her small voice being a light in the dark. “Listen… we can win this battle!”

The team went into the fray. The clanging of a sword and shield against dark magic rang in the air, as Golden Cheese swung her spear around with magic. White Lily wrapped vines around the Witch, draining her energy and magic. Pure Vanilla healed Dark Cacao and Hollyberry, as they got injured from the dark magic. The Cake Witch and Dark Enchantress were relentless with their attacks.But eventually, The Witch tired out and fell back.

Dark Enchantress landed on the floor, leaning on her staff.

“GAH!!! HOW DARE YOU!….. NOTHING CAN STOP ME! Especially YOU!”

The Cake Witch charged up her dagger, about to strike. Pure Vanilla’s eyes went wide.

“DARK ENCHANTRESS COOKIE! NOO-“

*the Witch struck, causing a large explosion, stunning all the ancients and breaking off their Soul Jams, as they lightly floated into the air. Dark Enchantress brought the small gems to her, a victorious smile on her face. A loud cackle filled the air. “Marvelous! Simply marvelous! Say goodbye to your Soul Jam! ITS ALL MINE! I have waited an eternity for this moment. It is time to reap the fruits of my promise and share my brilliant vision with the world!”

Pure Vanilla summoned a shield around his friends, before racing to the ledge, letting out a beam of light to the Dark Enchantress. Her eyes widen as she bursted out a dark beam of her own, the two beams colliding in a sudden flash, making a bright flash between red and blue. The rest is a blur, as a black hole formed, swallowing the two cookies…. Dark Enchantress Cookie smiled, as a ball of black electricity got bigger and bigger. As it got closer, Pure Vanilla noticed the sensation of his body starting to crumble…. His body, Turning to dust…. The panic as his teammates experiencing it too…. It was over….. but the Soul Jams remained. Pure Vanilla pulled them close, as he put the Ancients into the Soul Jams.. he quickly did so to himself…. Before using the rest of his energy to teleport himself and the other Jams… to where? He wondered that too…

…………………………………………………………………………..

Trophy woke up with a shout, as he grabbed the staff…. He felt sick… sick to the stomach…. He felt himself glowing brighter and brighter….. as he went outside, basically leaning on his staff… He looked back to see the energy of Hotel OJ…. Vanishing….? The light went into him… making him brighter and brighter….. he then noticed the ball of energy forming on his staff…. Grow bigger and bigger as the light went into the ball…. And like that, as he pointed up, a huge beam of blue light shot into the sky as Trophy passed out, little sparks of blue light slowly coming down onto the ground, growing vanilla orchids where they hit……..

Trophy woke up in a bed of these flowers. He felt something off about him….. was he more…. Sparkly and shiny than usual….? He touched his head, to find that his form was glitching? He panicked as he felt his body glitch…. he wanted to scream. He wanted to cry…. He looked down… the cracks on his hand had gotten better, but were still noticeable to the naked eye.

[neverluckygoldfish]

10 -

My therapist called me out on trying to be “perfect” in recovery - i.e. needing to control my external environment to quell how out of control I feel on the inside.

Okay, I see you & hear you but I don’t know what to do with myself now. She recommended I go do something fun — what even is fun? People do things strictly for pleasure and not to improve themselves? People have energy and drive? People don’t live a rollercoaster life in their heads?

So I’ve kind of moped around for the last few days, reading books and being a blob. Also, overdosing on sugar because well, you know. Sugar.

I feel really dull and mentally tired today again even though I thought I’d wake up and feel better. Well, not better but motivated. Likely a sugar hangover.

So once again, I practice giving myself compassion. It’s okay that for the last few days I’ve only been able to read and eat sparingly. It’s OKAY. I’ve spent most of the 29 years of my life either trying to “fix” myself in a bout of frenzied energy or in a downward spiral or numb.

I can’t learn a new way of living overnight or even in a few days, few weeks. I have to stop holding myself to some arbitrary expectation of perfection and then shaming myself when I don’t meet it. It’s so hard to rewire the brain. SO HARD.

Gratitude today: I made a delicious cacao peanut butter superfood smoothie. I took a shower and washed my face. I drank a glass of water. I’m snuggled up with a good book and soft blankets. The sun is shining. I journaled. I texted a few friends. I remembered to take my meds. I opened a window for fresh air. I have people who genuinely love me. I’m physically healthy (for the most part). I have hope.

This is my best today. I am sober and healing my mind, body and soul. I love me. I am woman in the arena. Even on restful days, I am trying. I am giving myself what I need.

One day, I hope to believe myself when I say that.

[ishawantsmoney]

i love being a girl. i just got out of an everything shower after 5 hours long classes, hopped out of the shower and put cacao butter all over my body, did my skin care, dried my hair, lit a coffee scented candle, put the ac on full blast just to snuggle into the blanket, brought some snacks and now imma pretend that everything's perfect

[thinmanolia]

My current diet

First off, everything I dont eat and why

No dairy

No eggs

No gluten

No starches (potatoes, rice, legumes, bananas, any and all flour products like breads and pastries even if they are gluten free)

No fruit juice

Tropical fruit

No pork

No condiments

No cacao powder or chocolate

No coffee

The first 6 inflame me and cause me acne. Pork doesn't taste good to me and gives me terrible body odor, so I just skip it. Condiments have always grossed me out. Ketchup, mayonnaise, you name it, I'll vomit just from the smell of it, so thx, no! I never developed a liking for the flavour of coffee, not so with natural unsweetened bitter cacao powder, though -> I love it, however, it also causes me acne.

What I do eat

Meat (chicken, beef, venison, etc.)

Fish (sardines & salmon are faves)

Fruit vegetables (tomatoes, cucumber, bell pepper, etc.)

Fruits (local and seasonal)

Coke Zero

Winter Veggies (broccoli, cauliflower, brussle sprouts, cabbage, pumpkin etc.)

Nuts, seeds, nut and seed butters

My meal structure is simple and I repeat it almost every day:

1) Protein source. I rotate between chicken, beef, and salmon. I usually buy 1 whole chicken, 2 pieces of salmon and 2 flank steak throughout the week and mix and match as I desire.

2) A salad. It's always a base of cherry tomatoes and carrot. Then some cucumber, some red bell pepper and whatever else might be in the fridge. I used to go heavy on the leafy greens too, but now they give me diarrhea if I overdo it, so I go slow on them. I dress my salad with balsamic vinegar and either some avocado or olive oil.

3) Carbs come last and as a treat. It's usually some dried fruit like prunes. If it's not dried fruit, it's usually something else that's currently in season and if it's a juicy fruit, I love to freeze it and have it cold (cherries, strawberries, etc.)

4) Snack... I dont snack. If I must, I have a protein bar and 1 tsp of nut butter to fix my bloodsugar and keep me full.

5) Sparkling Mineral Water is my go-to beverage.

[infraaa]

Hi there! I’ve been as fan of your head canons for affo and longan and many others! So i would like to request

May i request a affogato x jester (or royal) reader hcs(and maybe the reader gets flustered easily, if ya don’t wanna do this last one its fine!)

『aww, thank you darling! I’m glad you like my works!』

affogato cookie x gn! novice jester! reader — headcanons

baker’s notes // platonic for the most part but affo plays the role of the flirty jock,,, yk how he is gworl 💅😔

Being extremely shy and soft spoken, you had absolutely no idea what you were getting into once you stepped into the imperial walls of the Dark Cacao Citadel.

The baby of the group, the other servants took you in work open arms and started training you on your assigned tasks almost immediately.

You never thought though that you, just a regular ol cookie in the rough would attract Affogato Cookie, the king’s primary advisor.

He looked down upon you with grace as you took the time to blossom in your duties, albiet in a very recluse manner, he saw you were shy of the others and preferred to work alone.

That's when he got smug.

He pranced around you like a cat, looking at you hungrily, wanting your reactions that just made him giggle.

He'd attempt to help you with some of your duties. However, it would be the little things he would do that would fluster you up.

Moving you to his side by the hip, a gentle hand caressing your hip, an arm cozily wrapped around your shoulder, so close to him as he explained something to you, you could smell the sweet musk bounce off of his body into your nose.

His voice... so smooth, quieter than normal... seductive even. Oh, did you get a little woozy there? Did you trip on your own footing while walkiong next to him? Don't worry, he'll catch you in his arms all as a way to pull you under his spell.

Buttering you up and complimenting you any way he gets with his cutting edge silver tongue.

You're new, they want to try and find a way to corrupt your sweet soul. The other servants becime wary of you once they find out that you're affiliating with Affogato Cookie. However, even with all the things you've been told, you find yourself strangely attracted to him.

You work with him though, so youj remind him kindly to not be so up front with you and to keep things professional.

He respected your wishes and loosened up a bit.

Even with this mutual agreement, that doesn't stop him from the occasional flirty remark while training with you inder the nose of the king.

"My my, aren't you as pretty as a daisy in young may...~"

"Hey... hey hey hey pretty thing, look here, let me show you a better way to do this."

"Your face is so red, love... what's the matter, baby? Cat got your tongue?~"

"You're so good at this sweetheart. The others must have put some good work in to make sure you can do this well."

Through the time you excelled in the Dark Cacao Citadel, you grew with Affogato Cookie as well as the other maids you trained under. Nothing but a jester with dreams... let him guide you, my dear... let him protect you. That's what he's here for, babes.

[wilsons-hotlittleprettyboymouth]

Good morning! If you have trouble getting the spoons to cook filling healthy meals (or wash the dishes that come with them) let me teach you my favorite breakfast! It’s sweet and delicious and is made of entirely prepackaged foods that you can buy in large quantities!

Ingredients:

Yogurt - can be plain, greek, or almond. I use the Walmart brand vanilla yogurt as it’s cheap and mild flavored, and it has a really smooth texture that’s good for my autism.

Granola - my favorite is Bear Naked cacao & cashew butter granola, which can be found at most stores, including Walmart and Target. It’s sweet and healthy :)

Almond slices (optional) - I use toasted but untoasted is fine too depending on the textures you like. These add a nice mild crunch. They can be substituted for other nuts but I believe the flavor of almonds specifically compliments the other ingredients.

Sweetened dried cranberries - I use the Walmart brand reduced sugar ones because they taste just as good and are for some reason really high in dietary fiber in comparison to the fully sweetened ones! The chewy texture really balances out the granola crunch.

And whatever kind of honey you like best :)

And you just mix ‘em together however you like! I use about 3-5 heaped spoons of yogurt, two fistfuls of granola (I have tiny hands tho), sprinkle of almonds, sprinkle of cranberries, and a generous drizzle of honey on top. You can add ground cinnamon too, if you like! Just be careful if you get overwhelmed by or feel sick from too much sugar.

This recipe is especially good because only the yogurt is semi-rapidly perishable and refrigerated. Almonds and cranberries and honey come in huge bulk amounts that’ll last you months pretty much, and the granola keeps a long time if stored properly. If time & energy & access to grocery store isn’t a problem, you can add grapes, sliced strawberries, and blueberries!

Nutritional breakdown for your convenience :)

Yogurt - the kind I use is low-fat, so it’s medium sugar content and some protein. As well as good vitamin A and calcium.

Granola - high unsaturated fat, which is really super good for you and necessary in your diet because your body can’t synthesize it! Also dietary fiber, low added sugar, and contains several minerals.

Almonds - also high unsaturated fat and dietary fiber! As well as good protein!

Cranberries - REALLY high dietary fiber, making this an excellent breakfast food. Definitely something you want to start your day with.

And honey’s kind of self explanatory, lol. IMO, it’s better to start the day with a dose of fructose than sucrose.

Important to note that if you’re a spoonie it’s best to rinse the bowl (if it’s a real dish and not paper) as soon as youre done eating, if possible, because the yogurt and honey can kinda dry on there and it’ll make dishes more work later. But if you rinse it while it’s still wet it comes right off, no hassle :)

I hope you enjoy ^-^

[bluegrass-buffalo-trace]

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Best way to enjoy your Pot de Ganache

1) Let the Pot de Ganache jar reach room temperature first,

2) Sip some Bourbon, so now there are some of it on your tongue at body temperature,

3) Scoop out a small spoon of the BUFFALO TRACE BOURBON infused ganache and let it melt on your tongue,

4) Repeat Steps 2-3.   ENJOY!

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[caramelcandycookietwt]

Please Show us your relationship chart on the cookies that you have met...

🤩 for admirations

💀 for tension

🥺 for family

😍 for in love

🤗 for friends

😡 for rivals

I am a curious blue bird *chirp chirp*

"A relationship chart..? Hm,didn't know that our first question would be that..blunt.."

"Huh? A relationship chart?..hm..of course,of course! I'll go first!"

Eternal Sugar Cookie - 🤩🥺🤗 ("My dearest pookie,I'm so SO glad she was the second one to break free from the seal! ..But please stop sleeping 20 hours in a day..")

Other beasts - 🤗 ("My comrades,MY FRIENDS! Don't worry,I'll get you out from that pathetic seal,IT'S JUST THE MATTER OF TIME!")

Caramel Candy Cookie - 🤩🥺 ("Aww,my dearest,prettiest daughter! I adore you more that anything! They don't deserve you,none of them..SO LET THEM BURN IN THE OVEN!!")

Dark Oreo Cookie - 😡🥺 ("How..how dare you..TOUCH MY DAUGHTER?! ..ehe..EHEHEHehe! Thought,whatever,it doesn't matter! You'll join us sooner or later..")

Pure Vanilla Cookie (..?)- 🥺 ("Hehe..Silly Vanilly! You didn't expect me to take my soul jam that fast,aren't you? Well,it doesn't matter anymore,WELCOME TO THE FAMILY..!")

Affogato Cookie - 🥺💀 ("What you mean you don't want to watch my shows,son?! Ugh,you're lucky that I love you..!")

Caramel Shadow Crystal Cookie - 🤩🥺 ("My daughter,you were so useful that time,I'm so glad that we managed to get along! And who cares that you're nothing but just doll of mine now..hehe..")

Dark Enchantress Cookie - 🤗 ("Aww..thank you for the new body of mine!")

Red Velvet Cookie - 💀 ("My..daughter..dating with you?! What a nonsense! You don't deserve even a bit of her beauty..!")

Caramel Maple Cookie - ??? ("What did I do to your sister? Oh,I didn't do anything,silly! She's the one who made her like that,I just made the offer!")

Other CoD - ??? ("Hehe..don't worry,I will find place for every of you in my show..")

Faerie Kingdom Cookies - 😡 ("YOU..YOU FLYING LITTLE PESTS..!")

"Okay,okay! My turn!"

":3."

"Now,cookies that isn't there~!"

Butter Roll Cookie - 💀 (". . .")

Eternal Sugar Cookie - 🤩🥺 - ("The kindness mother in the world..! She even shares the tastiest cookies' body parts with me~!")

Caramel Maple Cookie - 🤗🤩 ("Hehe,you're so SO cool..! Sometimes I can't believe you learned so much dark moon magic spells on your own..!")

Dark Cacao Kingdom Cookies - ??? ("Awww,your kingdom was so soo secure..it's a pity I dissolved it down with all your fragile bodies~")

(P.s. not adding Shadow Crystal Cookie (Caramel Crystal's Shadowmilked ver.) because Candy's relationship with her stays almost the same- -author)

If anyone else wants to ask question,here's some info! ➡ https://www.tumblr.com/caramelcandycookietwt/747608953806061569/opening-shadow-milk-n-caramel-candy-ask-box-so?source=share

[ros3ybabe]

Daily Check-in - July 24, 2023 🎀

Day 2 was a little different than yesterday, mainly because I had to work an 8 hour shift today, and it wore me out 😭 I still managed to do my morning routine and part of my night routine, so I am really happy with how today turned out regardless!

🩷 What I Ate Today:

Breakfast - A two good vanilla Greek yogurt bowl with cacao and cashew butter granola, a sliced up banana, chia seeds, and some peanut butter! And of course, a cup of coffee and water

Lunch - Salad, topped with Tuna (mixed withavocado oil mayo), small pieces of sharp cheddar cheese, and shredded carrots, and a bowl of watermelon

Dinner - Low carb quesadilla, three air fried Tyson chicken strips, more watermelon, and another coffee

Other - I tried these new electrolyte tablets that were recommended to me, and while I did not like the taste, I noticed a difference in my energy and how I overall felt going back to work after lunch

Water - currently 72oz, but I have another bottle of water on my desk that I plan on finishing by the time I go to sleep

🩷 Workout - Pilates Abs + Nighttime Stretches

This was the first one I *attempted*, and I found it a bit difficult to keep up with mainly because it was my first day back to exercising after a three week break. I did enjoy the format and the exercises were pretty beginner friendly! 8.2/10

This is the next one I did and I really enjoyed it! I loved the movements themselves and while I do wish it had actually been 10 minutes, it was super easy on the body! 9.7/10, I recommend

I had to stop halfway through this one because I am not fit enough to keep up with a chloe ting ab video just yet, although I loved the exercises included and I absolutely love her vibe in all her videos! 8/10

I ended the night with the same stretch video as I like the hip stretching, and it's currently a bit of a challenge since I'm not very flexible right now. 9.3/10

Tomorrow - Lower Body Pilates!

🩷 Habits I Accomplished Today

Made my bed this morning

Did morning and night skincare

Guided journal morning and night

Stretch 5+ min before bed

Read 10+ pages of a book

Workout for 30+ min

Still need to work on morning meditation and doing my daily journaling, but I'm proud of what I've kept up with so far!

🩷 Song of the Day: Up! - Kep1er

🩷 Current Read: Atomic Habits by James Clear

Overall, Day 2 is considered a success! I can't wait for tomorrow, I genuinely look forward to the things I get to do each day, especially now that I'm on this journey and documenting it. I look forward to being able to look back one day and be proud of how far I've come!

Til tomorrow!!

[gazelle-777]

i just need to stop being so hard on myself before i fall into another binge/restrict cycle that lasts for month. scrapping the cleansing in terms of fruit only then the latte cleanse, but i do like the idea of keeping all the portions small and spacing meals at least an hour apart.

i'll keep that but drop the other food rules. if i try to only eat fruit all i'm going to do is something stupid like binge on cashews or pistachios. or do that one stupid thing where i made a "smoothie" that was literally just banana, cacao powder, and an otherworldly amount of peanut butter with almond milk.

if i pull too hard on my body right now, it'll break down and that is the last thing i want. i am FINALLY under 153. all i have to do is hold on until my period is over then i can get back to restricting with little to no biological strife. in the meantime, i need to focus on getting my portion sizes under control and lowering my appetite to fuck all because she is WAY too fucking big right now.

[healthempowersyou]

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[chocolateshop123]

Can THC Chocolates Make You Smarter

For most folks, luxury chocolate is a delicacy to be savored - a sweet treat that tantalizes the taste buds but also serves as a form of self-care, resulting in a sense of satisfaction and joy unparalleled by any other type of food.

However, after years of research, it has become prominent that the impact of chocolate on the human body goes far beyond a delicious experience. Above all, research indicates that chocolate may actually make people smarter, especially if it is Delta-9 THC chocolate!

Cognitive Improvements with Chocolate

Chocolate may be part of many people’s diets, but like every kind of food, chocolate contains a range of natural chemicals and components. Above everything, chocolate is rich in flavonoids that can offer cognitive benefits.

Flavonoids are a type of antioxidant - compounds that reduce the production of “free radicals,” which are associated with harming cell health. Chocolate, especially dark chocolate, includes a significant quantity of flavonoids, offering a boost of health with every bit. When it comes to cognitive health, there is nothing better. That is why creative people prefer dark Delta-9 THC chocolate.

One study found that the consumption of chocolate comprised of 70% cacao increased gamma frequency in the brain, enhancing neuroplasticity (the ability of the brain to develop and change).

Another study found that “habitual” chocolate consumption resulted in improved performance on cognitive tests, including visual-spatial memory, working memory, abstract reasoning, and more.

What do the aforementioned studies mean for a chocolate lover? It is simple, actually! Your favorite food may actually help enhance the way your brain performs, making you smarter as a result.

The Effects of Other Ingredients

Until now, you have learned what chocolate does to you, but there is another aspect worth considering when exploring the health benefits of chocolate – the additional ingredients used. Can you take the baseline goodness of chocolate and improve its benefits for brain function?

Yes, you can.

This is for the fans of chocolate edibles containing premium Delta-9 extracted from premium hemp. Chocolate infused with cannabis, for instance, doubles up the health benefits owing to the fact that Delta-9 THC may help enhance cognitive function. Yes, while cannabis has long been maligned as being unsafe for the brain, the truth is quite different, and cannabis-infused chocolate may potentially increase brain power and performance over time.

It is not just the cannabis that has the power to assist cognitive function. Pistachios, an extremely popular nut often found in luxurious chocolate, were found to yield the greatest response to gamma waves in a study on how nuts strengthen brain wave function. As a result, eating cannabis-infused chocolates with pistachios might well be an incredible way of boosting brain health and performance.

So, chocolate alone is an incredible choice, but cannabis or pistachio-infused chocolate is potentially an even better choice.

Conclusive Statements

Luxurious Delta-9 THC chocolate edibles infused with other ingredients, such as pistachios, can offer much more than a delightful experience to your palate. As already mentioned, eating these foods may result in enhanced cognitive function, which can potentially mean your chosen food is genuinely capable of making you smarter.

Must Read: The Delicious World of Delta 9 THC Chocolate Peanut Butter Unbottled