another zexion one I've wanted to do forever
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Rex: What has you two laughing so hard?
Waxer: *wheezing*
Boil: *holds up his helmet* We tried to make a video with the General, like those ones owners do with pets where they wake them up with their favorite treat?
Fives: *comes at the sound of memes* Oh? How did it go?
Echo: What even /is/ his favorite treat? Tea?
Waxer: *shakily standing after wiping away the tears* It’s a specific blend of red that’s been banned from trade, but Senator Organa got him a few boxes of it recently.
Boil: I still think it would have worked.
Rex: Wait, you think? It didn’t work?
Boil: We tried, but Cody is guarding him, he’s wrapped /tight/ in a blanket roll and sleeping like the dead. Cody threatened my manhood if we woke him.
Waxer: *wheezing again* Instead we have footage of Cody smacking the shit outta us like an angry tooka.
Rex: lmaooo
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Omg, you bound a fanfic? Can we see the finished project? It must be beautiful!
hello hehe yes i did :) i was only going to show friends but i guess this is a good excuse to post pictures of it 🫶🏽
it’s my first ever hardcover bind so i was prepared to make a lot of silly little mistakes and this one definitely does, but i love how it turned out still, i think she’s so cute .. i’m also just happy to finish a personal project that took up so much time to make 🥹
anyways, enjoy the pics and most importantly: stream otnwas on ao3 and youtube teehee🤞🏽❄️!
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Price: How long until this thing can drive again?
Nik: Give me three hours. The lieutenant is thorough in his destruction of vehicles.
Gaz: Yeah, are you sure he's licensed?
Price: No...
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It begins with fear, passion begins with a fear. Fear is the trembling of faith. One cannot have faith without being afraid. One cannot *have* faith, no human being. Being human is that: to have faith that's been fractured then stuck back together.
Hélène Cixous, Love Itself: In the Letter Box
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JJ: Don’t even talk to me right now.
EMILY: Man, what did I do this time?
JJ: You walked into the living room, told Sergio how cute he was, told him you loved him, gave him forehead kisses, and then left the room.
EMILY: So?
JJ: The cat was in my lap?!?!
(Inspired by @thememedaddy)
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Logan: why is there a bite mark in this box???
Wade: uh it was probably dogpool..
Logan: wade, these are human teeth marks, did you bite the cardboard box????
Wade: ...no?
Logan: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE A BITE OUT OF THE CARDBOARD BOX?
Wade: IT LOOKED TASTY!!!
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Hunter: Cross, I think we need to talk about how much you’ve been spending on Batcher…
Crosshair, unloading boxes of toys, doggie clothes, and a memory foam dog bed: I only ever buy her the bare essentials I can’t cut back.
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