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boyjoan · 2 years ago

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attention!

#I COOKED DINNER AND I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT !!!#partridge family breakfast!!#but for dinner...#ok so. asparagus tips.....#delicioso. cooked in butter and thinly sliced garlic (casually boasting about my knife skills in case anyone fancies me for it(#and listen. i am a fish eater im very sorry i WANT to go vegan but i live with a fisherman.#so cod loin #cooked in a tin foil packet i.e. steamed #with lemon. chilli. and kaffir lime leaves #and then seared off in butter because if you dont know. the reason your food doesnt taste like restaurant food is because you aren't using #nearly enough butter #anyway baked potatoes also. crispy on the outside soft on the inside (armadillo)#<-(family joke)#potatoes were actually done on the barbequeu because its my dad's special interest #and that's dinner!!!

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phantomrose96 · 3 months ago

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You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

#do not girl math girl dinner just a girl at me i will sign you up for social studies classes at the community college so quick

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meltygetswifi · 4 months ago

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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

#he speaks #i hate rich people #“but preston the rich people EARNED that money they worked so hard to exploit all those poor people” I'LL EAT YOU TOO #they're trying to decide what color their third yacht should be #meanwhile your average joe is busy trying to pick between dinner or rent #luigi mangione was right #luigi mangione and tetsuya yamagami legendary collab coming this spring

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noodles-and-tea · 9 months ago

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Last one from the archives

#“Phineas and ferb coulda fixed that portal before dinner”#yes #yes they could #my art #gravity falls #Phineas and ferb #Phineas Flynn #ferb fletcher #Stan pines #stanley pines #stanford pines #grunkle stan #ford pines

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lemonbubble · 10 months ago

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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

#i never feel closer to medieval peasants than when i eat a meal of apple and cheese #(<- revised gluten free version (used to be cheese and bread))#the nuts are a recent addition but still very medieval feeling #and dried fruits???? oh babey now that's not just an after dinner snack that's a whole entire meal

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evermarch · 2 months ago

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haymitch sending katniss the bread from 11 in the aftermath of rue’s death hits so much harder with the knowledge that mags sent him the coffee and strawberry ice cream after maysilee died

he was inviting her to cry to him the same way that mags had for him, the same way katniss does in mockingjay

he turned out to be so much more emotionally cognizant with katniss than we gave him credit for

#i’m trying to spread out my posts throughout the day #but i keep revisiting parts of the book and i just #i just can’t #😭#the hunger games #thg #katniss everdeen #haymitch abernathy #maysilee dinner #mags thg #mags #sotr #sunrise on the reaping spoilers #sunrise on the reaping #sotr spoilers

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sarnai4 · 4 months ago

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First family dinner back in Ithaca

Penelope: Want some pork for dinner, Darling?

Odysseus (gagging): No, Beloved. I don't think I'll ever look at a pig the same way.

Telemachus: Ooh! Dad, how about some bee-

Odysseus (terrified): No! Don't even finish that suggestion! (Whispering) He'll hear you.

(Penelope and Telemachus look at one another with concern)

Penelope: Well, we also have some fish.

Odysseus: Perfect!

(Odysseus proceeds to stab it as violently as possible)

Telemachus:...Mom, was he like this before or...?

Penelope (swooning): No, but I'm into it.

#epic the musical #epic ithaca saga #epic the ithaca saga #penelope and odysseus #odypen #epic odysseus #epic odypen #epic telemachus #odysseus #telemachus #penelope #penelope of ithaca #family dinners

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duckysprouts · 4 months ago

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ares slays his daughter’s rapist

#ares #alcippe #greek mythology #art #the illiad #the oddyssey #epic the musical #tw sa #he is a grildad and a-dot is a boymom #good on him for doing the bare minimum unlike literally everyone else in his family #u know that family dinners are a nightmare #he got taken to court but the judge was literally his mom #she took one look at ares’s dad and was like yeah no i get it

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oflights · 2 years ago

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the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

#it's november obvs #december is not like this!!#today after work i shut the macbook i got into bed and i played that fruit tetris game #while listening to something called 'lofi roman empire'#for 1.5 hours #zero wrinkles in the brain after that completely smooth #and then somehow i cooked dinner

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rocketbirdie · 5 months ago

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shooting her shot

#you miss 100% of the shots you take if it's cloud strife.#unless he's barfing his guts up in an alleyway and you ask him out to dinner and you're zack fair.#ffvii #cloud strife #jessie rasberry #my art <3

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monoukotori · 5 months ago

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I have seen a lot of fics about the Justice League finding out Bruce has kids and being shocked about it, but what about the other way around? Like imagine Dick ghosting Bruce and ignoring everything related to Batman for six months after an argument and the day he finally decides to visit to make amends he finds fuckin Superman chilling on his kitchen, or like Jason coming back from the dead, ready to fuck shit up, just to get whiplash after finding out that his loser dad has friends and one of them is Wonder Woman

#like what do YOU mean you saved the world together and now you're invited to Superman's Christmas dinner??#Tim is incredibly smug about the fact that he met Bruce's super friends first #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #batfam #batfamily #superman #wonder woman #clark kent #diana prince

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mortuarydolls · 30 days ago

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the gentrification of the weird girl

#dinner in america and its consequences #i actually rly like that movie but still

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aintmyjewelry · 1 year ago

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we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art

#we would get a nice coffee cake or pie or streusel #and then make a big batch of coffee #and she and my cousins and other family would just sit around chitchatting #and my grandma always said to call it 'cake and coffee'#so the guests didn't expect dinner #it was like code for be gone before dinner

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chiljax · 9 months ago

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i just KNOW vanessa ships poolverine

#she saw that longing look at the dinner table #does not buy wades i did it for you when logan was giving heart eyes right there #best wingman #deadpool #deadpool 3 #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool x wolverine #my art #poolverine #ryan reynolds #wade wilson #wolverine #hugh jackman #logan howlett #vanessa carlysle

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clownzaf · 6 months ago

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I need to see Tim Drake with a Kid so much. MAKE THAT BOY A SINGLE PARENT.

A kid knocks on his door and says “I know what you are”.

Tim thinks he’s being pushed out of the closet.

The kid has a picture of Red Robin slipping through Tim window’s.

Tim lets him in.

The kid looks him dead in the eye and says “I think you need a sidekick”

Tim has a Deja vu so hard he ends up saying yes out of shock. He keeps the kid though, that’s his son now and he’s gonna protect that little shit like his life depends on it.

Who cares if Tim is 19 and the kid is only 7 years younger? He’s son shaped so he’s gonna be son.

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NOW WITH A FIC VERSION!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60833356/chapters/155378485

#tim drake #batman #dc robin #red robin #dc comics #batfamily #he goes to family dinner with a kid and goes #family this is Anthony Anthony knows more than Anthony should know #he’s also my son :)

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