Dick: So you like, were in that Lazarus pit...
Jason: Yes?
Dick: And it like... healed you of everything and... it made you brand new and-
Jason: Get to the point..?
Dick: How do you STILL HAVE KNEE SCARS?!
Jason: What do you mean?
Jason's knee scars from the Boy-Robin Boy-Shorts™:
Jason: HOW ARE THEY STILL THERE?!
Dick: AND WHY DO I HAVE THE SAME ONES?
Jason: We have to talk to Tim and Damian. This might be a Robin thing..
*they do so*
Tim: Oh, those? Yeah, you guys have had those since you were little. They're from the lack of pants.
Dick: How do you-
Tim, maniacally: I have so many videos of you all falling flat on your faces and scraping your knees...
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I was not expecting Paulina beating the snot out of Bane to actually go so well concidering I wrote it in 30 minutes on none sleep when I was very definitely SUPPOSED to have been sleeping...
But it did go very well????
And everyone is being very nice and lovely????
And I love and would die for all of you.
Anyways should I write about the Amity class trip from Tim POV or nah?
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I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences
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me when I wake up at six am for my five hour shift and my boss begs me to stay for nine hours instead
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CHILCHUCK TIMS SAYS WORKERS RIGHTS!!
Inspirational words for freelancers, hourly paid workers and salarymen alike
(There will be stickers, watch this space :,,)
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america's sweetheart olympian 🥇
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perfect normal nuclear family
update: this is on INPRNT now. you could have this beautiful family in your house
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