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you have to outlive donald trump
#you have to get ur own cat#you have to see one piece end#you have to laugh with your friends#you have to buy a stand mixer#you have to watch the sonic movie#you have to watch dunmeshi s2#etc!!!! idc what gets you through it!!!!! fucking live!!!!!!!!
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If you have ever been tempted by a Paleozoic Pal, like a a stuffed trilobite or a full size eurypterid body pillow, now's the time to buy one, before they and a really lovely little museum are gone for good 😭😭😭

#you know you want the couch-sized eurypterid ooooh you want to buy it so bad#it's for a good cause!#it's such a cool little place....
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(grabs you by the shoulders) you have to make room for new experiences in your life. you have to go through the unpleasant work of leaving your comfort zone, even if just for a few minutes at a time. because if you don't, your brain will trick you into stagnation. you will start to believe that the world can barely fit you in it. but that's not true. it's the opposite way around. you can fit the whole word inside of you. your task is only this: to welcome it with open arms
#i know we are all neurodivergent and executive disfunction and routine disruption is kicking our ass and it's hard. but you have to.#and i dont even mean like. travel to another country i mean#take the other bus home#or buy a different tea brand#YOUR BRAIN IS A MUSCLE EXERCISE IT.
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dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

say hi to knuckles everyone
#WANT TO CROCHET SO BAD. NOT ALLOWED TO BC HAND PERSERVATION#HAVE SO MAMY IDEAS. NEED MONET TO BUY YARN. orz#edit on 1/4/25 bc this keeps blowing up and i’d rather see knuckles in my notifs
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this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this. i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐
(update 2, added instructions & it's also on my Kofi!)

go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!
#the original vintage pattern is free and out there so i figure this is probly okay even tho theres versions of this that people are buying#sewing pattern#vintage cat sewing pattern#calico cat#i did also put it for free on my kofi just cus thats where i put all my free sewing patterns yay whee#if i tweak it any more the kofi one is most likely to be the one thats up to date#vintage cat pattern
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Hey, y'all! I made these today! I release them into the world to support the cause! They're sized for 8.5x11 printer paper. Take 'em. Print 'em. Post 'em EVERYWHERE.
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here's a list of programs/sites/whatever that were helpful to me when i was moving away from using spotify & back to downloading music:
soulseek - peer to peer downloading program, has most music you'd want. there's "rules" to it though and the UI is a little confusing, but you can figure it out. there's tutorials. i believe in you
cobalt.tools, ytiz.xyz, yt-dlp - mp3 downloaders, for the songs that you can't find on soulseek
musicbee - music player, extremely customiseable. reminds me of when i used itunes back in the day. has a lot of good features, including syncing music over to your phone
lastfm & listenbrainz - sites that keep track of your listening stats. i'd recommend this even if you still choose to use a music streaming service
syncedlyrics - cmd thing that gets you timed song lyrics, like the ones spotify has. there's no UI but it's easy enough to use. just grab the lyrics and timestamps it spits out and paste it into musicbee
music presence - program that shows what song you're listening to in your discord status, in case you use discord and enjoy the thought of other people seeing what you're listening to, which i do for some reason
i'm not going to lie to you and say that switching away from spotify/streaming services is an effortless task, it took me half a whole day of nonstop Work to get all my music downloaded and sorted out, but i will say that it was worth it!! and you should do it 👍 if you want to
ETA: for more resources, check the reblogs! Plenty of different people have pitched in more sites/programs/etc that i didn't mention here that might be helpful to you as well
#on my phone i'm using poweramp. which i did pay for but that's entirely because i didnt like musicolet/pulsar's UI#and if you have the money you should buy the music from the artists you enjoy. but also pirate more it's ok
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You have got to be FUCKING kidding me!! Holyshit bro... these motherfuckers are too comfortable with price increases...




#jay talks#nintendo#oh i am PISSED#and i am not getting this console#i was soooo excited for it#now im skipping#sorry but i am NOT buying this overpriced shit#nintendo direct#nintendo switch
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“why do you still use tumblr?”
listen— i have to keep track of my hyper fixations somehow
#star wars#hannibal#peaky blinders#henry cavill#the mandalorian#pedro pascal#mads mikkelsen#jjk#wwe#haruno sakura#mcu#loki laufeyson#bucky barnes#tony stark#hannibal lecter#will graham#obi wan kenobi#nanami kento#hannigram#taylor swift#hozier#i hyper fixate as easily as breathing bro#hannibal extended universe#tvd#one direction#harry potter#doctor who#bbc sherlock#tumblr#i have been here for 13 years i witnessed the daddy karp the mischapocalypse superwholock and yahoo buying us. i have seen too much
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#learn how to burn cds !#start using your parents vcr !#get a dvd player for $10 at a garage sale !#make mixtapes for your loved ones !!#buy a laserdisc player !!!!!!#levis greatest hits
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How does this keep happening to me
#i stole these screenshots they arent mine LOL#but if i had a nickel for every time#i could probably buy myself a meal
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Hc all the batkids decide to give Bruce Happy Mothers day as a prank
. Dick comes up with the idea and gets everyone to sign a Happy Mother's Day card that he made
. Jason buys him a watch with a small card saying "Happy Mother's day, loser"
. Cass buys him a mug that says "Best Mother in the world" (Shiva will later find out and fistfight Bruce because of it)
. Tim makes a gadget that Bruce had projected but had no time to actually build, and leaves it on his desk in a small gift box
. Duke has No Idea how other people are going about the prank and decides to buy him flowers
. Damian paints Martha Wayne (Tim helps by finding him several reference pictures)
They all think they're going to make Bruce Very Uncomfortable. Because well, he's not a mother. He's their father. Guys, Bruce starts sobbing by the end of the day. He hugs them and won't let go. Plan sucessfully backfired.
#dick and jason visit the graves of mary grayson and catherine todd#damian and tim send talia and dana flowers#do you guys remember that time Tim said Alfred was like a mother no but do you He buys Alfred a gift too#duke visits his parents#Cass writes Barbara a card and Bruce visits Marthas grave to thank her#shes the one who taugh him after all#tim drake wayne#tim drake#damian wayne#damian al ghul#dick grayson#dick grayson wayne#jason todd#jason todd wayne#cassandra wayne#cassandra cain#duke thomas#bruce wayne#batman family#batfamily#batman comics#batman and robin#robin dc#batfam headcanons#dc comics#batman
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I FOUND THIS F* UPED TOY ON THE INTERNET IT'S HILARIOUS
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I’ve been in a “cybertruck owners only” group for a year now just to watch posers try to haul over towing capacity but it has yielded something more beautiful lately
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