#celestial polycule

[z-eel]

@lurlurlurlurlur because you decided to go to my dms and ask for this....

okay, fair warning: this is regulus x remus x james x sirius, so if you're not into that, just block the celestial polycule tag

to put it simply, Remus relationship status was complicated. he's dating Regulus, who's brothers with Sirius, who's dating James, who Remus is also dating on the side. but also Regulus is fucking James and let Sirius watch because Sirius is a fucking narcissist who think Regulus look like him. and Remus has to agree because he'll be fucking Sirius and call him Regulus and honestly it a whole big mess but it works, strangely enough.

and its because of this complication that Sirius and James come to them when they want to try something new. he doesn't exactly remember how he got to this point but he has to say he enjoys the sight of Sirius on his knee, the fuzzy black ears on his head and the shinny read collar on his neck the read bitch on it. his eyes were glassy as he tried to suck Remus down completely but kept choking halfway through.

Regulus had had the amazing forethought to tie his hands behind his back because if he hadn't, just the sight of his flushed puppy would have made him force Sirius to take it entirely. Sirius gaged once again and pulled himself off a sting of saliva still connecting them together but wiggled his ass once causing his tail to wag before he tried for what Remus was going to guess was the fifth time. he lost track two orgasm in.

across from him, Regulus was reading a book. he couldn’t remember the title, but it was one of James' favorites. he had his head resting in Regulus lap, Regulus slowly caressing his scalp. his nails scratching him so good James eyes rolled back and he gasped loaudly. Regulus stopped reading and turned to James, who only bowed his head in shame.

it was only seconds before James was back on his already bruised hands and knees. a human foot rest for Remus boyfriend. and it was the way the Regulus didn't bother to look at any of them that made Remus come in Sirius mouth with no warning. Sirius pulled off quickly, choking.

'Sirius, don't be rude and swallow. you're already fucking my boyfriend the least you could do is take what he gives you.'

imma be so real with you, i got confused with what you were asking of me, so i just went with good ol' pet play

[dragoncxv360]

Some sketches

Decided Sundrop, Moondrop, Eclipse, and Nova would be a polycule. Gonna call it the celestial polycule

(Also censored Nova's nips 'cause he's got tits. Would put an uncensored version under the cut but I don't wanna get up to take another picture.)

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CELESTIAL POLYCULE

it's cute really, how excited humans get when the sky blinks

[janus-cadet]

Them again... They're turning in my mind like roasting meat.

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not used to this kind of mascot

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some celestialcest doodles i did a time ago

[void-with-a-keyboard]

some Thoughts ive been having

so i feel like we all know that one of the main things that ppl find the most physically attractive about earth is her height. and this obviously applies to her partners (as i will discuss in a moment :3c). and me personally, as an aroace gay man, if a tall woman came up to me and suddenly started flirting with me i would combust on the spot (/pos ofc) so i can only assume that her partners feel that tenfold when its something she does. like. daily

SO- stay with me now- wut if she was small? like- lunar sized small. like temporarily shrunk down to be itty bitty. ik she had a whole episode where she was made tiny BUT SHE WASNT SMALL ENOUGH!!

and personally i feel like her partners would just. lose their fucking minds. like- their tallest partner- IS NOW SMALL?? ITTY BITTY??? AND CAN BE HELD???? LIKE PICKED UP?????

and i was rewatching the original video and solar and moon were like "im not used to looking down to look at u" and i was like "oh..? is that... mayhaps- a bit flustering??" like- u CAN NOT tell me that solar didnt immediately try to distract himself by moving stuff around so he could calm down-

and i imagine that after the initial fluster of seeing their partner being so adorably tiny they just. absolutely took advantage of the situation. i have a hc that earth LOVES to put ppl in her lap. makes interactions more intimate. PLUS it makes it easier for them to be able to kiss her. (ofc they could just. ask her to lean down so they can reach but.. its more Fun just sitting them in her lap :3c) BUT. im just thinking to myself like. they would ABSOLUTELy tease her by using the same tactics. cooing at how small she is while they hold her in their lap, patting her head and holding her face oh so gently- DO U SEE MY VISION????

and i feel like solar and eclipse would be the ones to do it most. cuz like- i imagine that theyre effected by her holding them the most cuz it just- makes them feel so many emotions so NOW theyre like "u wanna sit in my lap?" give her a taste of her own medicine and all that :3

AND IT WORKS!! BC SHES SUPER FUCKING FLUSTERED AND DOESNT KNOW WUT TO DO WITH HERSELF. and eventually the others catch on and they just go "finally, a chance to fluster her" (since i imagine that there isnt many ways to fluster her. shes very much a "can dish it out and take it" kind of person unless u hit a Soft Spot for her) AND LUNAR would be ECSTATIC!!! FINALLY!! theres someone HIS SIZE???? and he also finds it ADORABLE how small she is. like- she baby! she small!! and FINALLY lunar is in kissing distance. he doesnt have to climb her like a jungle gym to kiss her (again, she can just lean down, but he finds it more Fun to just climb her :]) and HE DEFINITELY takes advantage of that. INFINITE KISSES!!!!! SOOO MANY KSISES!!!!!!!

anyway time to Be Normal and pretend like i didnt think about this LITERALLY ALL DAY

[catbirdstations]

how it feels being a fan of characters that people say stupid nothingburger shit about and then tag it with their full chest

[karma-creations]

Life Series Sonic AU Masterpost

Character Designs

Sonic and Shadow (3rd Life) | Rouge, Gemerl, Blaze, and Vector (3rd Life)

Cast List

Art/Doodles

Reputation/Red Queen/Watcher | Flower Husbands | Queen and Hand | Vassalage | Eternal Lullaby | Ranchers | Canary Call | Omega Doodles | Serious | Let Me Out | Hermitcraft (not canon) | The Jet Polycule | Celestial Imagery (Old) | Wild Life Doodles (Week 1) | Wild Life Doodles (Weeks 1 & 2) | Your BUTT | Toxic Yuri | Ametal | Never Too Late | Celestial Imagery + Extreme Gear

Writing

Like Little Soldiers in the Trenches | I Fought With Tooth and Nail Before the Flag Had Flown (But You Were Already Gone) | I Shine Only With the Light You Gave Me

Videos

Hey Little Fella! | Husbands Silver

Asks

Indebted | Sonic and Shadow, Soulmates | Watcher Lore Dump | Fairy Fort | Shadow's Coma | Out of Pocket | Die for Me | What Do You Want Most? | Favorite to Draw/Write | Daily Life | Family | Time/Memories/Tails/Real Life | AU Idea | Three G’s | Body Swap | Extreme Gear

[dragoncxv360]

Permission to join sun & moon & eclipse & nova relationship for the zombie apocalypse AU??

I mean, realistically story wise, the answer would be no ‘cause there is no y/n and I don’t care to add one since humans aren’t typically nice to Sun and Moon in my aus so they don’t trust them

But for shits and giggles/jokes, sure, go ahead lol. Nova’s a lil dumb sometimes but he will treat you like royalty and be so protective (he’s a sweetheart). Eclipse will also protect you with his life (and probably make suggestive jokes lol). Sundrop would be super sweet and probably flustered and Moondrop would be like a cat and just lay on you and purr (he might even accept belly rubs)

…wow this is making me actually contemplate drawing y/n content for my au. It wouldn’t be canon ‘cause I don’t care for writing that sorta stuff myself but it could be fun to draw (I’ve never actually wanted to draw fluffy y/n content for my aus before lol, just angsty what ifs for my security sun au where Sun and Moon go off on a rant about how they’ll never love a human ‘cause humans literally tortured them)

But yeah lol this is giving me drawing ideas so I may reblog later with a doodle (it’s currently almost 12 am so I need to sleep lol)

[jevilowo]

TEAM ASCENDED FORTRESS 2

An AU by me in which the mercs ascend to their ultimate forms

Oh God tumblr wrecked the quality-

More about the AU under the cut!

WOKE SCOUT: she started taking estrogen and instead of fixing her it made her worse. She gets into fights on twitter about neopronouns and has successfully cancelled everyone she doesn't like at least once. However, as cancel culture isn't real, this only lasted about three seconds for each. She managed to pull Ms Pauling also which is pretty cool.

SOLDIERSUNE MIKU: the ghost of Shakespearicles told him to dress as Miku and redo the salem witch trials. Only knowing one witch (Merasmus), he finished this quickly and now roams the country with Zhanna (who is now Zhannagane Miku after Mikus metal counterpart) spreading malice and wonder through the power of AMERICAN SONG COVERS. He uses a wig for the Miku effect, but is working on growing his hair out also.

MITOSIS: Pyro and Engie were shagging one time and they came so hard they did mitosis. Now theres 23 babey Pyros (count em) and Engineer is a single dad. There's a lot of Pyro Mitosis Lore™ in my head, but the basics are that they evolve into either humanoid, beastial, demonic or celestial Pyros eventually.

TAVISH, KING OF THE LOCH NESS: he did it he blew up that bloody sea monster and now he is king of Loch Ness. The self loathing has died down a lot which is great for him but his body is still a scrumpty distillery which is eh. Still, he has funky water powers and his partners Soldiersune and Zhannagane come to visit often.

KEEPER OF TIME AND SPACE GUY: Heavy was mad, he knew he'd been had so he shot at the sun with a gun. Instead of being a show off like that bitch Juno, he had a nice philosophical conversation and chess match with Time and impressed Time so much he was appointed as the guardian of Time and Time's partner, Space. His guns (the six angel thingies pictured) can turn into celestial weapons which helps in the protecting but people don't shoot at the sun so often so its a relaxing enough gig really.

GODDAMMIT ENGIE: after realising how much more efficient Gunslinger was than a lame ass human hand, Engie succumbed to his hubris and eventually replaced all his body parts with robot parts. Including his dick which led to the Mitosis Incident. Anyway. His chest is a dispenser which makes projects pretty convenient and he has a mini-sentry attached to each arm and leg, making him a walking weapon. This did not help with the god complex, but it helps with the single father thing.

THE INFERNAL DOCTOR: Medic kept attaching more souls to his own and selling them to Satan for power. Satan got so sick of this eventually he attempted to beat the shit out of Medic. By now Medic was slightly more powerful than Satan so this ended with Medic absorbing Satan's powers and basically taking his place. Somehow, his relationship with the guy who is now a celestial being was unaffected by this. If they really tried they could probably ascend even further. To godhood, perhaps. In any case, Medic becoming The Devil from The Bible did nothing for the god complex.

???: Sniper just kind of fucked off into the woods one day god knows what happened to him but Scout's convinced she saw him for like three seconds a week ago and "YOU GUYS HE HAD ANTLERS I SWEAR-"

RETIRED AND BECAME A FUNCTIONING MEMBER OF SOCIETY SPY: yeah. He's very happy with Scout's Mother (Maureen), and he's letting his roots grow out (his spy agency made him dye his hair black). He's even making an effort to be a good parent to Scout, bought her the trans flag ipad cover and everything, but she just keeps trying to cancel him. Maureen's sure they'll work it out between themselves eventually, but until then she has to keep finding more secure hiding places for the ipad (the best so far was the time she buried it under a tree a mile away, took Scout at least four hours to find and retrieve it that time)

There's also YURI MS PAULING, in which she pulled a whole polycule of beautiful women, but I'll cover her in another post.

Also TERFS DNI please. Woke Scout is just Scout being Scout (which is to say a bit stupid), and assuming all trans women are like that would be ridiculous. So fuck off.

[worlds-worst-ships]

Do you ship it? ("up in them guts" edition)

@ren-berry

Here at Majicorp, we make wishes come true

Also Invincible is great because its what comics used to be. Characters having to literally break their own bones just to punch up the enemy and save the day. Real hard graft, not "well, I'm a celestial soooo" and then instantly winning anyway, making the entire story fucking pointless as if it was written by an 8 year old

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astewian :3

[potato-lord-but-not]

2023 Art Battle Masterpost

BRINGING THIS BACK BB ITS THE ANUAL BATTLE TO THE DEATH !!

I’ll start making polls tomorrow so enjoy this sneak peak while ya wait !!

Round 1

LEFT BRACKET:

Cluster vs Celestial Bis

Jon Sims vs Homoerotic Sword Moment

Gwen vs Danny

Sun & Moon vs Ode to Intimacy

Jack Met vs Siblings

Frankenstein vs Nick Bears in Trees

Will Wood vs William Woodiam

Ineffable Husbands vs Death of the Author

Bi Vampire vs 6up 5oh Moist

Mac vs Eclipse Sapphics

Yellow Wills vs Todd & Dirk

Dirk Gently vs DnD Bears in Trees

Gonzalez vs Hobie

Nick & Charlie vs Ode to Hunger

Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde vs Rincewind

Tighnari vs Krummi

RIGHT BRACKET:

Me vs The Hottest Bisexuals

Maladict vs Irradiated

August vs Blue Wills

My Wife vs Will Doodles

Ankh-Morpork Streets vs Mike Crew

Crowley vs Purple Wills

Tiffany vs Gay Wizard

Shatter vs Adora

Mostly Harmless vs Dorian Gray

H2G2 Designs vs Demon & Angel

Moist & Adora vs Pink Wills

Pavitr vs Willard

Ankh-Morpork Polycule vs Emma <3

Trans Zombie vs Gay Yearning

Moist vs Vimes

Pav vs Jhariah

Round 2

Celestial Bis vs Homoerotic Sword Gays

Gwen vs Ode to Intimacy

Siblings vs Frankenstein

Will Wood vs Death of the Author

6up 5oh Moist vs Eclipse Sapphics

Yellow Wills vs Dirk Gently

Hobie vs Ode to Hunger

Rincewind vs Tighnari

Hottest Bisexuals vs Irradiated

Blue Wills vs My Wife

Ankh Morpork Streets vs Purple Wills

Tiffany vs Shatter

Mostly Harmless vs Demon & Angel

Moist & Adora vs Pavitr

Ankh Morpork Polycule vs Gay Yearning

Moist vs Pav

Round 3

Homoerotic Sword Moment vs Ode to Intimacy

Siblings vs Death of the Author

6up 5oh Moist vs Dirk Gently

Ode to Hunger vs Rincewind

Hottest Bisexuals vs Blue Wills

Ankh Morpork Streets vs Shatter

Demon & Angel vs Moist & Adora

Gay Yearning vs Pav

Round 4

Ode to Intimacy vs Death of the Author

Dirk Gently vs Ode to Hunger

Hottest Bisexuals vs Ankh Morpork Streets

Moist & Adora vs Gay Yearning

Round 5

Ode to Intimacy vs Ode to Hunger

Ankh Morpork Streest vs Gay Yearning

FINAL ROUND

Ankh Morpork Streets vs Ode to Hunger

OUR WINNER !!

ANKH MORPORK STREETS IS THE ART OF 2023 ‼️‼️

thanks for voting girlies ;^)

[golden-robots]

They had a rough night.