#cod hutch

[ramvur]

Soap is lucky he's pretty

also i rly rly wanted to draw some of my fav kortac guys :) yes ik kortac is a pmc and they dont have a colonel

[harveywritings92]

{(Reader name) is out with the 1-4-1 and KorTac, She and Rudy pulled the short straws and are the designated drivers, the two are casually chatting, while waiting for everyone to tire out.] 

R/n: (to Rudy) This “Snake Juice” is basically Rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.

[cuts to a drunk and crying Gaz]

Gaz: You don’t even know one thing, I didn’t even say one thing and then he asked me the whole thing and I didn’t even do it once!!

[cuts to a drunk König]

König: I’m like an elephant, OK? If I walk into a room, it’s like OK, he’s in there.

[cuts to a drunk Horangi]

Horangi: I’m gonna tell you…That…That bitch over there (points at random person) …I’m…I’m gonna tell..I don’t have to…I don’t have to brag.

[cuts to a drunk and giggling Hutch]

Hutch: Baba booey.

[cuts to a drunk Soap]

Soap: Turn this music down. (Starts singing to Gaz) Farts and boobs and love and stuff… macaroni potato salad…

[cuts to a drunk Alejandro]

Alejandro: [rapidly speaking Spanish]

[cuts to a drunk and laughing Price who starts coughing then drinks more snake Juice]

[cuts to a drunk Ghost, who is wearing R/n’s pink glow-in the dark cat ear headphones frantically dancing]

[Cut to R/n who has all the drunk people packed into her Van]

Ghost: (groggily) Is this everybody, Love?

R/n: Alejandro and Rudy took a cab, Gaz is in the trunk, König’s on the roof. Alright, where to first?

Soap: Yer mother’s butt!

[Everyone laughs]

Hutch: I’m so alone…

R/n: If even one of you thinks about dry-heaving in my van, you’re all walking home.  

{part 2]

[kortacqueen]

MORE MORE MORE KORTAC INSPIRATION HAS HIT LETS GO

Hutch, my man, is a computer genius

However his true power remains long unknown UNTIL a bet comes around

During one of the team game nights, König loses and is forced to reveal a story about a scar not gotten in the field

He shares a long scar running up his forearm and says it’s from a dirt biking accident, mentioning that there may be footage of it somewhere

He doubts anyone actually saw it since it was only aired locally

Hutch says ‘if I find it, can I show it to everyone?’

König responds (he is a little drunk) ‘I bet you can’t find it, but if you do I’ll owe you one favor AND tell you another story of a scar, just you.’

Time passes and people move on. It’s a while before they are all able to have a full team game night together

Before they can start, Hutch gets them all to the rec room, his computer hooked up to the TV

A long video file ready to play as everyone sits down.

‘I win our bet König’ was the only warning everyone got before Hutch started a video of a 15 year old König dirt bike racing in the mountains on old footage.

Clear as day, near the end battling for 1st, a kid nicks König’s bike and he falls off the hill into the deep mud on his arm

Quickly getting back up, he fights for the top spot. In the final stretch, König passes the kid and flips him off

Then proceeds to mock him while on the podium with his still bleeding arm, gesturing that he’s crying then laughs and points

Safe to say a fight broke out and the footage cut off

Hutch was standing there a little to proud of himself, and he does receive his special story

Out of solidarity, he has not looked at anyone’s search history on base.

Hutch, Declan, Oni, Roze, Zeus, and Horangi are great singers and have amazing range

Stilletto, Zero, and Askel should never be allowed to sing and aren’t banned but they will get glares

All of KorTac are a little sadistic in battle, but there is definitely a range.

Surprisingly König, Stiletto, and Oni are at the top of this list. Callisto is the only one who will force them to stop.

Oni can, will, and has cut off arms with his katanas just to leave them to bleed out

König likes to use a sledgehammer when available, he swings so it hits the enemy’s head but there is usually a wall of floor to meet them.

He has a biting problem too. If you put your hand on or near his mouth he will bite you through the mask if need be, fingers have been lost and König thinks it’s hilarious.

All of them carry a spare balaclava in case comeones is ripped, most often Horangi’s or König’s.

Some of them take medication for many things

Most for PTSD and depression, König for those and anxiety and insomnia (caused by his anxiety and depression)

The man is bad WITH his medication, without it he is so much worse. As an unmedicated kid who needed meds, he would hardly leave his room and would panic attack upon returning

The days that he misses, he locks himself in his room and cries all day

Though one of the lesser religious of the group, Klaus embodies the Christmas spirit the most

Though, he acts more like a demented Santa

Singing carols with twisted lyrics as he completes his missions, finishing with a ‘ho ho ho, and have a merry Christmas in hell’

He gained an affectionate nickname of ‘Krampus’ given to him by Fender and König who grew up with it.

It was not out of kindness or humor that they gave him this name like everyone believes.

To strengthen his bond with the name, he researched several different traditions over many countries with the creature and began to terrorize them all.

Fender and König were terrorized the most and their childhood trauma/fear was used against them.

Declan found this especially funny. You could tell Klaus just pranked them is Declan was seen with tears in his eyes.

Eventually, Fender and König call him Krampus throughout the year, while the rest stick to just Christmas time.

Zeus, although very polite, can be incredibly judgemental.

If someone eats something he deems as disgusting, he’ll scrunch up his face and give this horrified look.

This look has spared no one and made several people cry.

The reveal of König as a Colonel had shaken everyone. Apparently Zero was the only one who guessed right but was under the impression König had no idea how he got there

Which, to be fair, is kinda true

[cod-dump]

KorTac tried to do yoga together as a bonding activity but Hutch and Horangi were placed next to each other. Each pose Hutch made a weird noise and Horangi echoed them back. After four poses everyone was either laughing or uncomfortable. The only reason anyone outside of KorTac knew about this was because Roze posted a video of Hutch and Horangi just screaming like R2D2 while doing upward dog.

[shadow0-1]

Orange

[tesalicious2]

More Kortac:

König gets along really well with Askel and Klaus for obvious reasons. If any of them heads home, they’ll bring back the good beer and treats that they all know

Everyone will eat whatever is in the fridge, nothing is safe. Maybe if it has a not from a family member will some of them leave it alone. But that is no guarantee.

Horangi, in an attempt to ‘chill Oni out’, slipped marijuana drops into his tea and got him high as hell.

Oni laid on the common room couch for 6 hours without moving and said the weirdest shit.

Horangi was there the whole time and loved every moment, unfortunately, some others didn’t agree

Declan, Stilletto, Askel, Klaus, and Horangi openly laughed while Calisto and Zero were the only ones who didn’t find it funny at all

Oni quickly got Horangi back by replacing some of his nice kimchi with weird cheap stuff he found for online. He mixed it together to blend the flavors

At dinner that night, Horangi got half way through before leaving to throw up. Oni laughed the whole time

Horangi quickly returned to dinner and tackled him over the table, attempting my to shove some of the bad kimchi down his throat.

The yelling foreign languages at each other was funny. Mostly since it was Oni mocking Horangi and Horangi yelling rather than vice versa.

Horangi has seen everyone’s face, mostly because he doesn’t knock and has weird hours

This includes Ghost, even if they only worked together for a week

Fender is the only one who’s seen almost everyone’s face because they showed it to him willingly, König will wear a medical mask but won’t show his face

The medics know a lot of secrets about everyone, not important ones though, very stupid ones

Know Roze stole a loaf of bread from her family’s kitchen when she was 8 and felt bad so she tossed it in a lake

Know Zero once a had a crush on a middle school girl when he was in elementary and tried hard to get her attention but failed miserably

They won’t tell anyone because of Patient-Client Confidentiality and consequently become the secret keepers of the group

König only one who has seen Fender’s face.

KorTac tries to have dinner together and push the tables into a square, it’s really fun and they have game night (without gambling)

König has the highest tolerance and is has never gotten past drunk before.

He doesn’t really get drunk, he just gets wobbly and that’s all. No one knew the first time til he tried to get up and immediately tripped over his own feet, stayed on the floor and groaned, saying ‘damn, drank to much’

No one could remember how much he drank that night.

Everyone once saw him have like 14 beers (he has his own stash from home that’s strong and no one else likes) and said he felt tipsy and didn’t know his limit

Declan and Oni come in close second and Declan will brag about this to anyone who listens

Stilletto and Horangi are third but they don’t really care. Calisto, Zero, and Gromsko are the same way but have a lower tolerance

Zeus is really bad at drinking games and refuses to play, so they don’t really know his limit

He has admitted to being in the third place group, much to Declan’s amusement

Hutch has hacked into devices with weird search history’s. He doesn’t talk about it but if drunk enough he will tell some of the weirder non sexual ones.

Though, there are a few he will never speak of because thinking about them makes him shiver.

[gonnamurdersomeone]

CoD people as cats? I think so here we go!

Someone better appreciate this I literally took 3 pages from my fucking notebook to write all this shit down

Captain John “Bravo-6” Price

I think John would definitely be an Oriental cat if not that then probably a Burmese. Smart, quick on his feet and pretty loyal seems about right.

Lieutenant Simon “Ghost” Riley

I think Simon would be a Norwegian forest cat or a British Short hair.. for obvious reasons dude is a fuckin Brit through and through. I chose NFC becuase they are bigger types of cats and used to harsh climates

Sergeant Kyle “Gaz” Garrick

For Gaz I chose an Abyssinian cat, they are pretty, usually have pretty eyes (like him) and are pretty smart and playful. Very Gaz coded

Sergeant Johnny “Soap” MacTavish

Johnny boy would be a Scottish Fold or a Siamese cat. They are very vocal, love people and are just a joy to be around honestly. Plus they suffer from pretty boy syndrome so… yeah

Sergeant Gary “Roach” Sanderson

Gary my baby boy, I chose an OciCat cause of his name it’s so random? I thought him being a more exotic and weird cat would fit his aesthetic. Very pretty cats too!

General Hershel Shepherd

Fucking hell I hate this dude and for that I gave him a Sphynx cat, they are mean, bald and bossy as fuck. Sound about right for mister Shepherd no?

I want to kill him

Kate “Watcher-1” Laswell

Kate one of my favorites! She would definitely be an American Curl. Very pretty cats with a unique personality and it just fits her. That or a Bombay cat I couldn’t choose

Nikolai “Gaz fell out of the helicopter again”

Nik our lovable transportation buddy, of course he would get a Russian blue there is no need to elaborate here he would be a Russian blue. Very cool cats ngl

Farah “Kilo Actual” Karim

She is so pretty and such a girl boss istg. But I’m giving the Bengal cat or an Ural Rex very curly hair and just very funny kitties, I think it fits her

Alex “Echo 3-1” Keller (Jr Price fr)

Pretty boy gets a pretty cat!!! He gets to be a Manx cat cause of the no tail (and his one leg) nahh jokes aside very pretty kitties for a very pretty boy

Phillip “Shadow-1” Graves

I hate this dude with all my atoms but he’s tolerable compared to Shepherd.. But I gave Graved an American shorthair. One becuase he’s American and two his hairline makes me wanna cry

Vladimir Makarov

I hate you so so much for what you did in MW3… but you are a character so I’m still giving you a cat. If you were a cat my guy I think you’d be an Peterbald or a Karelian cat

Andre “Alpha 2-1” Nolan

Surprisingly not a bad character imo but he could use some more character development! I’m giving him a Korat cat or a Singapura. I wish he got more development in MW3 honestly :/

Alejandro Vargas

Alejandro! Our favorite Mexican man gotta love him and the cowboys. He’s a petty boy as well so I’m giving him a pretty chill and cool cat as well. A color point shorthair, not necessarily a *breed* per day but still he deserves a petty kitty

Rodolfo Parra

Rudy! Another cowboy we love what a gentleman <3 I’m giving him an Egyptian Mau kitty, it has spots and I think Rudy would be a spotted kitty. Very good boy

Valeria “El-Sin-Nombre” Garza

Mommy issues fr love this women. I support women rights AND wrongs 💪 she gets a Donskoy or a Savannah cat. Both wild kitties to match her wild and unpredictable personality I think it fits very well

König

Anxious King gotta love them! For obvious reasons he’s a Maine Coon cat, the biggest house cat there is. For being an absolute UNIT of a man he deserves a very loyal, pretty, and big kitty. God I just wanna smother this man

Kim “Horangi” Hong-jin

Toyger need I say more? It’s a literal house tiger, his name is fucking Tiger he gets to be the tiger damnit! 😤

Darnell “Hutch” Hutcherson

Dunno the rest of these guys very well (besides Nikto) but I’m giving Hutch a Chartreux cat. I wish the more obscure characters got more attention, no they may not be apart of the MW part but still they deserve love

Nikto

I love this man with every fucking atom of my body. My baby boy deserves the best cat in my opinion the Lykoi. Very cool, funny and amazing cats one of the best he’s just a goober I wanna pet him and keep him in my closet away from all the bad things

Mace

Mace heard some things about you here and there and decided I couldn’t leave you behind. You my friend would be an Oriental Longhair dunno why but I think it suits him

Velikan

Idk if this man is even part of the fandom? Either way I’m giving you a cat deal with it. You would be an Highlander cat if not then an Tonkinese kitty.

Keegan P Russ

Oh Keegan my dear boy, you would be a Devon Rex kitty, very smart, mischievous and overall just a joyful cat. You deserve the world my dear

Logan Walker

Ragdoll. You will get a ragdoll take it or leave or my guy. Just know I’m only adding you and everyone else because of Keegan

David “Hesh” walker

Hhhh.. hesh dude idk I’d probably give you a Havanah Brown kitty. Seems like a good fit. Unusual brown kitty for a unusual cool character

Elias T “Scarecrow” Walker

I literally know nothing about you? But I’m still giving you a cat! Uh I think possibly a Javanese cat would fit you my dude.

Alex v “Ajax” Johnson

Same with you like? I have never heard about you either but whatever. I think a Australian Mist or a Khao Manee cat would work

Alright so that’s all the CoD characters I think? I’m not sure if I missed anyone, if I did tell me and I’ll assign them in the comments or whatever.

No I’m not adding the other characters such as Diego or any other unknown Ghost team people or random background people that only have like 2 lines of dialogue or is barely even known within the CoD community.

[assassinhomecreedstuck]

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HUTCH

[sapphyrnidae]

that iconic lord of the rings drawing except make it call of duty

gaz has to be in the carrier because he’s the one who keeps falling out of helicopters 

[konigsblog]

Top 3 KorTac members with biggest cocks

Mace is already on top 1 🥴

mace, könig, and hutch?? :3

i don't write about hutch a lot, but i'd imagine his cock to be pretty thick, and a decent length. probably prefers to keep himself shaven to avoid discomfort, with heavy balls, and an uncut tip! (adores having his balls sucked...)

könig (of course, he's headcannoned to be around 6’10”... !!) i've talked about könig's dick a little too much, but extremely girthy, and very lengthy. his balls are round and fat, with a cut tip, and a couple veins along his veiny shaft. probably somewhat shaven, let's it grow out, before it's causing both you and him discomfort.

mace is thicker than he is length, with musky balls, and pretty hairy. he doesn't enjoy shaving, he lets it grow ‘til it's seriously bothering you both, and he'll trim it. doesn't like being fully shaven... but, he's decently long and extremely veiny, with a cut tip, and one ball hanging lower than the other.

[quozacheese]

hutch loving hour

[harveywritings92]

[R/n as she’s helping all the drunk task force members out of her van.]

R/n: Okay, whose sober enough to remember how to untie knots?

[Price and Hutch lift their hands.]

R/n: Right, get König off the roof me? I gotta get Gaz out the back. 

(She unlocks the trunk and as soon as the door auto-opens Gaz who was sleeping against the back window falls face first out the back of the van.)

R/n: Oh, Damn. Kyle! (She crouches to check on him) You alright?

Gaz, rolls and lays flat on his back starring at her: Ooh...Are you an angel?

R/n, flatly: Yes, Gaz. All angels smell like beer and wear baggy sweatpants. 

Gaz, as she helping him up: Y’know, you kind look like my friend R/n?

R/n: Ya don’t say?

Gaz: Yeah, she reminds me of my sister y’know?

R/n: Hmmm, Does she now?

Gaz: Yeah, she’s annoying (R/n looks taken aback),b-but in a good way. Always listens to me when I have troubles, that’s why like her.

R/n: aw, that’s so sweet, I like you too Gaz.

(Gaz throws up on her shoes....)

R/n, grimacing: *gags* Okay, the moments gone...Soap, come get yer boyfriend!

[kortacqueen]

Eldritch König with KorTac:

Declan was very interested in how he eats and spits people up

König makes it a point to not do it in front of them, he doesn’t want to risk them seeing his face which will kill them

Declan got Horangi, Klaus, Stilletto, Roze, and Oni (mildly) bug him about it

König gives in after an all hands on deck mission that requires proof of death

He tells everyone that they may come but can’t bother him anymore after this and he won’t offer again

He sighs when everyone follows him, even the people who really didn’t care

Everyone shuffles into a cold room with several examination tables set out for the bodies

König stands at the head of them and everyone at the foot, Declan and Horangi are very excited

König sighs, ‘don’t look at my face, you’re brains will melt out through your ears’

He steps to the head of a table, lifts he veil just off his chest, and out sloshes a body onto the table

Rinse and repeat

König then leaves for the storage room, not really caring if they follow

He enters the room and sees several of the lockers tagged for him to eat from

They line the wall behind him, waiting for him

“Last chance to back out.”

When no one leaves, he shrugs and lifts his veil again, a bit farther from his chest

Tentacles reach out for a locker door, unlatching it enough to slither inside and pull out the slab holding the body

They slowly explore the body, wrapping themselves around limbs, torso, and neck, looking almost gentle. It’s slow, calm, and deliberate, testing the waters. Both his friends limits and the strength of the body

In one moment, the tentacles constrict and drag the body under the veil.

König stands there, and if waiting for something, the lights flicker once. Then the tentacles appear again

Each reaching for a separate locker, unlatching the door and slipping in fast, they yank the slabs out causing the door to slam against the wall

The sound of the tentacles sliding against the metal sends shivers down their spines.

The moment the slabs are fully extended, the tentacles wrapped themselves around the bodies torso and tighten. At the same time, they’re dragged under his veil.

All of this took less than half the amount of time it took for him to eat the first one.

König let’s his veil fall to his chest and turns around, checking on his friends. He notes their shock but seem unharmed and so he leaves

He sees them later in the mess hall for dinner and Declan just laughs and pats his shoulder

Apparently they mostly thought it was cool, very disturbing and unnerving, but cool

König got a break for a week then the questions started coming, he should’ve anticipated this

‘Can you eat other food besides people?’ ‘You’ve seen me do it!’ ‘Do you actually feel the veil on your face or is it like looking through a window.’ ‘Feel it when my face is there.’ ‘What do people taste like.’

König didn’t respond to that last one

Turns out Horangi was a little too into the power trip König had and now they’re a thing.

König kinda sees KorTac as ‘his’. Like a dragon and it’s hoard but a bit less ‘I own you’ and more of ‘I will protect you.’

It’s more healthy than that but that’s the gist of it.

[cod-dump]

I MUST KNOW: Horangi & Konig's AO3s! their account names, favorite fandoms, favorite tropes (including NSFW hehe)--please! I loved that recent post 👉🏽👈🏽

Horangi’s account name is so obvious. Everyone that knows him in real life just know it’s him when they see the name. He has no shame, he’s very proud of himself. He’s not in actual fandoms, he writes things for very small fandoms or he is the fandom of a very niche, unknown movie or series. But Horangi does write fics of people he knows in real life. Again, the man has no shame.

He loves a good ‘there was only one bed’, fucking loves modern or fantasy AUs (depends on the setting for the movie/series). He wrote a fantasy AU for a Sim household with sex pollen. He posted that shit on the official KorTac server and got an ear full when Hutch took it down (he read it, of course he did). He has made so many fics with König getting down with characters from his fandoms. König knows, he’s immune by this point.

König only has an AO3 because Horangi kept sending him the fics he had written about him from there. He finally just made one to make things easier and now he just critiques everything Horangi writes and gets into arguments with people in the comments. His user is Pillowcaseman or something like that.

König is not in any fandoms, he just reads whatever Horangi writes and then complains about it later. He will admit he likes the ‘fluff and smut’ tag but he will never admit that. König has read the most heinous fics and is just unable to stop reading them. He read the first fic Horangi sent him out of curiosity and was floored by what it was about. Now he feels the need to comment ‘I hate you’ on every fic involving him that Horangi has made.

Worst part is that some of Horangi’s fans are now making their own fics about König (who they are thoroughly convinced is an OC). He’s so mad that some of them are actually really good and he’s even more pissed about Horangi sharing them with everyone on KorTac. Hutch was the first to get them then he sends them out (he’s an accomplice who sternly believes ‘If I had to see it so do you’).

König will never write anything other than hate comments. But Horangi is convinced he can get him to write something. He just has to get him to his breaking point.

[rob1nseggblue]

the faves

[tesalicious2]

Kortac Headcanons:

They all have a secret handshake

Just seems like it, it can be adapted to fit all of them at once

It’s actually quite impressive to watch

Food shall be stolen, it doesn’t belong to you

Unless it says your name and that it’s from a family member will they leave it alone (most of the time, Oni steals sometimes)

They all get along pretty well, but some of them don’t share anything about their past at all

König, Oni, and Fender are perfect examples of this. You will not know anything and they will not share

Sometimes though they answer super vague to mess with people

All of them learn some of each others language, not great at all but know ‘thanks’, yes, no, and a few curse words.

Everyone agrees Arabic is super difficult and makes no sense

(My dad is Arab and I tried to learn it. You want to make a word plural? Ok, there are 16 different ways to do it and no rules to know when to use it. Memorize the plural and singular and that’s it. It’s bs.)

(Also, you leanr standard but no one speaks that, they speak slang and it’s horrible. But I do know some)

Sometimes care packages from family will show up for some of them. It’s often books, foods specific to that region, and photos of family/important moments.

König had a sister who’s a ballerina and she’s amazing.

Callisto and Stiletto met her once and they hit it off. Two badass mentors yes please.

There was definitely vulture shock on all fronts. Something harmless to everyone would greatly offend one specific person.

There were a lot of presentations about office etiquette in the first months.

Oni and Horangi hate each other and do not try to get along. But if you make fun of Asian Countries or are like ‘all Asians look the same’ they will become a force to be reckoned with.