#hutch cod

[numberonecodwomenfan]

thinkin bout how if hutch and soap were to somehow meet they would become best friends immediately. two big intimidating guys that get painted with the big dumb jock label, but theyre both science super geniuses. soap yapping about chemistry stuff while hutch actually listens (soap is so excited because!!! hes actually listening!!!) and hutch gets to talk abt computer science stuff and then they bond over video games. just. yeag.

also hutch mentions he played football when he was younger and soap forgets about the whole american football thing and goes “no way me too!” and for a while they both just think they played the same sport but soap played soccer and hutch played football

[sapphyrnidae]

that iconic lord of the rings drawing except make it call of duty

gaz has to be in the carrier because he’s the one who keeps falling out of helicopters 

[konigsblog]

Top 3 KorTac members with biggest cocks

Mace is already on top 1 🥴

mace, könig, and hutch?? :3

i don't write about hutch a lot, but i'd imagine his cock to be pretty thick, and a decent length. probably prefers to keep himself shaven to avoid discomfort, with heavy balls, and an uncut tip! (adores having his balls sucked...)

könig (of course, he's headcannoned to be around 6’10”... !!) i've talked about könig's dick a little too much, but extremely girthy, and very lengthy. his balls are round and fat, with a cut tip, and a couple veins along his veiny shaft. probably somewhat shaven, let's it grow out, before it's causing both you and him discomfort.

mace is thicker than he is length, with musky balls, and pretty hairy. he doesn't enjoy shaving, he lets it grow ‘til it's seriously bothering you both, and he'll trim it. doesn't like being fully shaven... but, he's decently long and extremely veiny, with a cut tip, and one ball hanging lower than the other.

[rob1nseggblue]

the faves

[karinasrealgf]

I had this silly thought about König discovering your crush on him and it's all because of Horangi and Hutch 😭

The three of you were bickering about relationship problems and how to plan a perfect date for that special person. With Horangi giving some awful advice and ideas and Hutch adding more sprinkle to it, you went on a full explanation as to why whatever they said made no sense.

Really, you three should've been watching the new recruits to make sure they weren't slacking off, but it was a bit too late for that.

You had gotten tired of explaining, and even though it was obvious that the two men had agreed with you, they still wanted to tease you, as it was later revealed that you hadn't dated anyone and that you had a crush on König.

Entering the kitchen, they follow you, and your eyes are searching for the muffins.

"Okay, so let's say you and König are dating. What place would you like him to take you?” Horangi asks.

“I don't have a crush on him." You lie again.

“But you told us—"

“I was just lying to see if you guys would fall for it!” You tell him, and then look at Hutch. “There's no way you believe it.”

Hutch shrugs, stealing the small muffin from your hands. "Well, why did you choose him out of everyone? Could've said someone like Oni or Calisto—or even us.” He explains.

“I don't like him!” You deny again.

“Hey Hutch, remember when we caught her looking at his back for like a full two minutes?” Horangi mentions this, and your eyes widen.

Hutch nods. "Yeah, I never saw her drool in my life."

"Okay, I was not drooling! I was just looking at the equipment! For that much weight, it's impressive.” You say, blushing.

"Liar, liar, pants on fire.” Horangi sings.

“You never drool when you see me carry weights.” Hutch says, biting his muffin.

You roll your eyes and sigh. "Okay, and so what if I was looking at his back? Is it illegal to think your colonel looks hot for once?"

You feel every little cell in your body stop moving when you turn around and see König sitting there, looking up. Hutch mumbles “shit” as the room goes silent. With the way your heart is beating, you feel like it's about to come out of your body.

“I-” You begin to speak and want to cry, seeing that your colonel won't break eye contact. His intense blue eyes are just looking at yours.

König doesn't say anything but just blinks at you three, confused and a bit annoyed.

“We weren't talking about you! I swear!” You try to cover yourself up, full of panic.

“We were talking about her old colonel.” Hutch adds on.

“Yup.” Horangi says. “He was a pretty tall man."

“Horangi!” You shout, which causes König to raise an eyebrow.

At the end, König scolds them for wasting his own time and theirs and to go back with the recruits. Warning them that next time they would join them on that long mile.

With König's silence and him not bringing up what happened that day, you start to believe he bought the lie.

But König heard all of it.

[mr-not-null]

[honei-is-home]

none other than mr darnell hutchinson!!! (ignore the ping explosion idk why i did that 😭)

him without his sunnies!!!

[sombrashe]

[nothought-headfull]

Hey where are the Hutch enjoyers I wanna talk

[assassinhomecreedstuck]

THE

HUTCH

[ramvur]

Soap is lucky he's pretty

also i rly rly wanted to draw some of my fav kortac guys :) yes ik kortac is a pmc and they dont have a colonel

[konigsblog]

Your headcanon about Hutch having a large cock is true btw, look at his foxy skin. He's packing heat.

i just KNOW hutch has a thick, fat and heavy cock, he adores a blowjob, but he's gentle with you. :( watching you fondle his heavy balls and moan around him, seeing that teasing, cute smile on your face has his groaning out painfully.

drag his orgasm and he'll plead with you convincingly to come sit on his fat, hard dick !! hutch would definitely suck your hardened nubs, sucking at your nipples while you sloppily bounce on his throbbing, sore dick. :(

how can he resist such a precious, sweet thing like you? with your lips glossy with his thick, bitter semen and your eyelids heavy as he manhandles you onto your back, taking you in every position after dragging his orgasm out. :3 and that gentle voice... talking you through it, rocking his broad and large hips against your tight rear...

[harveywritings92]

Medic! Reader:  Excuse me, I've been washing your blood off my armor so I'm a little late to the conversation. Did you say the prisoner is awake?

Gaz: For now, but I've got a fiver that says Ghost or König rips his spine out within the hour.

Soap: I'll take those odds.

R/n: I see. If you don't mind, do you think I could have a few minutes alone with him?

Hutch: Ha, you gonna give him a band aid for every beating he gets?

R/n: Well if you recall, him and Shepard turned every one of my friends at back at that army outpost into piles of ash. Anyone sick enough to do something like that would almost certainly benefit from a uh...checkup.~

[Hutch and Price  look at each other in confusion. Cut to R/n and the thug inside the temporary base.]

Thug, tauntingly: Ooh, What’s the matter? Did the big bad task force get all tuckered out?

R/n: Do you know where we are?

Thug: Huh?

R/n: This is a remote research facility designed to study the surrounding wildlife. I volunteered at one just like it at grad school. Its got a laboratory, an incinerator and oodles of state of the art surgical equipment. Would you like to see them?

[Cut to the 1-4-1 and KorTac members standing outside the base whilst listening to the tortured screams of the thug, various equipment noises and R/n cheerfully singing opera.]

Soap, nervously: Price... I’m scared.

Price: Soap, we're all scared. …except for those two. 

Hutch: Yeah, they look ready to propose to the lil’psycho!

[Hutch and Price point at König and Ghost who look like love sick puppies. They had no idea their girl was capable of such violence. The noises stop and R/n emerges from the base.]

R/n, wiping her bloody hands with a hanky: (cheerfully) His name's Zachary Miller, he's ex-military, and he was kind enough to hand over the coordinates to a nearby radio jamming tower.

Horangi: You're kidding.

R/n: No silly, I'm Reader! Ha! Bad joke.

Price: Alright, think he’s in a position to answer a few more questions?

R/n: Oh absolutely!~ (lowers voice) Lemme just go put him back together...

[cod-dump]

I MUST KNOW: Horangi & Konig's AO3s! their account names, favorite fandoms, favorite tropes (including NSFW hehe)--please! I loved that recent post 👉🏽👈🏽

Horangi’s account name is so obvious. Everyone that knows him in real life just know it’s him when they see the name. He has no shame, he’s very proud of himself. He’s not in actual fandoms, he writes things for very small fandoms or he is the fandom of a very niche, unknown movie or series. But Horangi does write fics of people he knows in real life. Again, the man has no shame.

He loves a good ‘there was only one bed’, fucking loves modern or fantasy AUs (depends on the setting for the movie/series). He wrote a fantasy AU for a Sim household with sex pollen. He posted that shit on the official KorTac server and got an ear full when Hutch took it down (he read it, of course he did). He has made so many fics with König getting down with characters from his fandoms. König knows, he’s immune by this point.

König only has an AO3 because Horangi kept sending him the fics he had written about him from there. He finally just made one to make things easier and now he just critiques everything Horangi writes and gets into arguments with people in the comments. His user is Pillowcaseman or something like that.

König is not in any fandoms, he just reads whatever Horangi writes and then complains about it later. He will admit he likes the ‘fluff and smut’ tag but he will never admit that. König has read the most heinous fics and is just unable to stop reading them. He read the first fic Horangi sent him out of curiosity and was floored by what it was about. Now he feels the need to comment ‘I hate you’ on every fic involving him that Horangi has made.

Worst part is that some of Horangi’s fans are now making their own fics about König (who they are thoroughly convinced is an OC). He’s so mad that some of them are actually really good and he’s even more pissed about Horangi sharing them with everyone on KorTac. Hutch was the first to get them then he sends them out (he’s an accomplice who sternly believes ‘If I had to see it so do you’).

König will never write anything other than hate comments. But Horangi is convinced he can get him to write something. He just has to get him to his breaking point.

[mr-not-null]

[quozacheese]

hutch loving hour