#rozlin roze helms

[quozacheese]

i can't stop thinking about the Singapore gp so i drew a CoD F1 AU

[sombrashe]

Soap who fucks like a starved man

Gaz who stays calm and collected the entire time

Price who gives oral so slowly and delicately

Ghost who focuses solely on you when in the moment

Alejandro who makes sure you feel loved and romanced throughout

Rodolfo who makes you laugh and smile

Valeria who bites and pulls as you go down on her

Roach who stays silent but makes sure you can't

König who whispers in your ear as you take all of him

Roze who shotguns a joint with you before and after

Graves who calls you all types of nicknames until you're a heated mess

[cod-dump]

Roze: Hey, colonel. Are you single?

König: ‘Single’ is a word the government created to give citizens tax disadvantages

Roze: … are you-?

König: Lonely? Very

[harveywritings92]

{R/n is trying to lift König lift up onto a counter he’s just watching her with a mixture of confusion and pity.]

König: I can just climb up...

R/n, Trying to lift one of his legs: Nope...I got this...

König:...

{Horangi and Roze watch from afar.]

Roze: Fascinating isn’t it?

Horangi, nods: Like Sisyphus and the boulder.

[Amazingly R/n was able to finally do it and get König onto the counter, but threw her back out in the process.]

[konigsblog]

rockstar!kortac with their groupie girl... 🎸

everytime they have a concert, you're always welcomed backstage, just for a ‘little chat’. seeing their sweaty bodies and their muscles prominent, having a good night with their fans.

you're their little plaything. everytime there's a concert, you're there and always at the front, looking up at the band members as they take a swig of their water beside them.

coming backstage and sucking off a member, whether that be hutch, könig, horangi, stiletto, ect... you're just a little toy for them to use; always babbling for their hard cocks and getting your cunt used by them in a hotel room :(

broad hips meeting your tight ass when they fill your wet pussy again, spurting deep into your hole, giving zero watery eyes as hutch grinds his hips against you. and könig just loves to fuck your throat whilst he eats you out all nicely! dragging the tip of his tongue back and forth along your slit while you take him down halfway, sucking him off while the others either push your head down to the base, or touch themselves to the sight.

or your face forced into roze's cunt while being given backshots. whining and whimpering while you pulse around a thick dick rapidly. you're not even sure who it is, but by the sounds of the grunt's; you believe it's o'connor fucking deep into your asshole.

i'll post about rockstar!141 later... 😵‍💫

[mentally-retired]

i need nick Minaj in kortac fics

add nicki to your korangi

also what if started shipping her with valeria or roze

or what if we start shipping her with korangi JFJXJX

OR WHAT IF WE MAKE HER LIKE THE PRICE FIGURE SHES LIKE THE "okay babes you sit the fuck down graves im not finished okay i got us mcdonalds, yes könig i got your extra pickles"

[obungas-world]

[cariadlovescodwomen]

while everyone obsesses over ghost, price, soap, könig, and graves (give more love to gaz, ale, and rudy, though)

i am pathetically enamoured with the cod ladies

these four in particular, lmao

just look at kleo, holy fuck

i’d let roze shoot me

calisto would probably hate me, but, oh well 😍

and stiletto just does things to me, man

[tesalicious2]

More Kortac:

König gets along really well with Askel and Klaus for obvious reasons. If any of them heads home, they’ll bring back the good beer and treats that they all know

Everyone will eat whatever is in the fridge, nothing is safe. Maybe if it has a not from a family member will some of them leave it alone. But that is no guarantee.

Horangi, in an attempt to ‘chill Oni out’, slipped marijuana drops into his tea and got him high as hell.

Oni laid on the common room couch for 6 hours without moving and said the weirdest shit.

Horangi was there the whole time and loved every moment, unfortunately, some others didn’t agree

Declan, Stilletto, Askel, Klaus, and Horangi openly laughed while Calisto and Zero were the only ones who didn’t find it funny at all

Oni quickly got Horangi back by replacing some of his nice kimchi with weird cheap stuff he found for online. He mixed it together to blend the flavors

At dinner that night, Horangi got half way through before leaving to throw up. Oni laughed the whole time

Horangi quickly returned to dinner and tackled him over the table, attempting my to shove some of the bad kimchi down his throat.

The yelling foreign languages at each other was funny. Mostly since it was Oni mocking Horangi and Horangi yelling rather than vice versa.

Horangi has seen everyone’s face, mostly because he doesn’t knock and has weird hours

This includes Ghost, even if they only worked together for a week

Fender is the only one who’s seen almost everyone’s face because they showed it to him willingly, König will wear a medical mask but won’t show his face

The medics know a lot of secrets about everyone, not important ones though, very stupid ones

Know Roze stole a loaf of bread from her family’s kitchen when she was 8 and felt bad so she tossed it in a lake

Know Zero once a had a crush on a middle school girl when he was in elementary and tried hard to get her attention but failed miserably

They won’t tell anyone because of Patient-Client Confidentiality and consequently become the secret keepers of the group

König only one who has seen Fender’s face.

KorTac tries to have dinner together and push the tables into a square, it’s really fun and they have game night (without gambling)

König has the highest tolerance and is has never gotten past drunk before.

He doesn’t really get drunk, he just gets wobbly and that’s all. No one knew the first time til he tried to get up and immediately tripped over his own feet, stayed on the floor and groaned, saying ‘damn, drank to much’

No one could remember how much he drank that night.

Everyone once saw him have like 14 beers (he has his own stash from home that’s strong and no one else likes) and said he felt tipsy and didn’t know his limit

Declan and Oni come in close second and Declan will brag about this to anyone who listens

Stilletto and Horangi are third but they don’t really care. Calisto, Zero, and Gromsko are the same way but have a lower tolerance

Zeus is really bad at drinking games and refuses to play, so they don’t really know his limit

He has admitted to being in the third place group, much to Declan’s amusement

Hutch has hacked into devices with weird search history’s. He doesn’t talk about it but if drunk enough he will tell some of the weirder non sexual ones.

Though, there are a few he will never speak of because thinking about them makes him shiver.

[quozacheese]

nicki minaj?!?

[sombrashe]

Terms of Endearment

Price: dove, darling, little deer, sweet one, doll

Ghost: angel, light, sunshine, gorgeous/gorgeous girl/gorgeous boy

Soap: bonnie/bonnie lass/bonnie lad, bun, brèagha (pretty), love

Gaz: daisy, moth, ladybug, love bug, maple, butterfly

Laswell: plum, sweetheart, sugar, "my favorite garden"

Alejandro: puppy, mi vida (my life), cielo (sky/heaven), my house

Rodolfo: cariño, water drop, querida (honey), treasure, soulmate

Valeria: lovely, husband/wife/life partner, pretty baby, mamí/papí, gordito/gordita​ bebé (cubby baby), other half

Graves: darlin', lover, love bug, honey/honey ham, thighs, sweet pea, love dove, mine/my girl/my boy, airstrike König: maus (mouse), elfe (elf), mein mann/mein freund (my boyfriend/husband), meine frau/meine freundi (my girlfriend/wife), mein herz (my heart), sonnenschein (sunshine)

Roze: pika, all mine, gorgeous gorgeous, lamp shade, the reason I wake up, pine tree (if you're tall), maple berry, flower, softness

Farah: مز/مزة (hot), albi (my heart), my moon and stars, chubby/skinny, sweetness

[cod-dump]

König: *minding his business in his office*

Soap, barging in: BOYFRIEND STEALER

König, snapping his pen in surprise: AH! Sergeant MacTavish?! What are you doing here?!

Soap, slamming his hands on König’s desk: YOU SEDUCED GHOST

König, confused: I did?

Soap: YES! WITH YOUR STUPID FACE

König, now even more confused: I don’t think I’ve ever shown Ghost my face-

Soap: AND YOUR BIG ARMS THAT GIVE PERFECT HUGS! YOU FUCKING CRUSHED HIS SPINE AND NOW I CAN’T HUG HIM

König: Wha-

(In the hallway)

Fender: You’re right. Letting the sergeant through was definitely a great idea

Roze: Of course I’m right! This shit is hilarious!

[numberonecodwomenfan]

rip rozlin “roze” helms you would have loved commentary youtuber chad chad

[harveywritings92]

{Ghost comes out of his office to replenish his tea supply and is confused to find the common room’s furniture rearranged into a arena and the rest of 1-4-1 and KorTac are cheering on Roombas with knives and balloons duct taped to them.]

Ghost, to R/n: Dare I ask?

R/n: Death Roombas, winner gets the last slice of my homemade cheesecake.

[She Points at a box with a sweet smell coming from it.]

Soap: loser has to drink a mystery smoothie of my own making...

[Soap points at a jar filled with an ominous brown liquid with strange purple chunks swirling around in it.]

Ghost: Hm....Whose winning?

[Roze won in the end and Soap lost, Everyone sat around Soap watching him intrigued as he stares down at the jar with this worried expression...]

[shadeops21]

Cosplay Guides - MWII Multiplayer Operators

I'm back!!!!

So these are the first batch of MWII MP operator cosplay guides. I decided to stick to the standard skins for these six, due to both popular demand and level of detail. I've found some of the other skins released for some characters to be too fantastical or not bearing enough realistic detail to be worth a breakdown.

Anyway, I've got six people here for everyone: three from SPECGRU and three for KORTAC.

A reminder for those who are a little out of the loop:

Some of what you may see may not be commercially available as it either might be government sales only, or not physically exist in that colour/pattern.

If you have any questions about what you see here, or any suggestions, corrections, or requests, please don’t hesitate to leave it as a note or in a reblog!

And please share this (and past and future) post around, so as many people can see it as possible. I want to share and spread this knowledge with as many as possible!

Guides are under the cut!

SPECGRU:

KORTAC:

Thanks again for all of your ongoing support! It's the notes and reblogs that make this worth doing!

[kortacqueen]

Eldritch König with KorTac:

Declan was very interested in how he eats and spits people up

König makes it a point to not do it in front of them, he doesn’t want to risk them seeing his face which will kill them

Declan got Horangi, Klaus, Stilletto, Roze, and Oni (mildly) bug him about it

König gives in after an all hands on deck mission that requires proof of death

He tells everyone that they may come but can’t bother him anymore after this and he won’t offer again

He sighs when everyone follows him, even the people who really didn’t care

Everyone shuffles into a cold room with several examination tables set out for the bodies

König stands at the head of them and everyone at the foot, Declan and Horangi are very excited

König sighs, ‘don’t look at my face, you’re brains will melt out through your ears’

He steps to the head of a table, lifts he veil just off his chest, and out sloshes a body onto the table

Rinse and repeat

König then leaves for the storage room, not really caring if they follow

He enters the room and sees several of the lockers tagged for him to eat from

They line the wall behind him, waiting for him

“Last chance to back out.”

When no one leaves, he shrugs and lifts his veil again, a bit farther from his chest

Tentacles reach out for a locker door, unlatching it enough to slither inside and pull out the slab holding the body

They slowly explore the body, wrapping themselves around limbs, torso, and neck, looking almost gentle. It’s slow, calm, and deliberate, testing the waters. Both his friends limits and the strength of the body

In one moment, the tentacles constrict and drag the body under the veil.

König stands there, and if waiting for something, the lights flicker once. Then the tentacles appear again

Each reaching for a separate locker, unlatching the door and slipping in fast, they yank the slabs out causing the door to slam against the wall

The sound of the tentacles sliding against the metal sends shivers down their spines.

The moment the slabs are fully extended, the tentacles wrapped themselves around the bodies torso and tighten. At the same time, they’re dragged under his veil.

All of this took less than half the amount of time it took for him to eat the first one.

König let’s his veil fall to his chest and turns around, checking on his friends. He notes their shock but seem unharmed and so he leaves

He sees them later in the mess hall for dinner and Declan just laughs and pats his shoulder

Apparently they mostly thought it was cool, very disturbing and unnerving, but cool

König got a break for a week then the questions started coming, he should’ve anticipated this

‘Can you eat other food besides people?’ ‘You’ve seen me do it!’ ‘Do you actually feel the veil on your face or is it like looking through a window.’ ‘Feel it when my face is there.’ ‘What do people taste like.’

König didn’t respond to that last one

Turns out Horangi was a little too into the power trip König had and now they’re a thing.

König kinda sees KorTac as ‘his’. Like a dragon and it’s hoard but a bit less ‘I own you’ and more of ‘I will protect you.’

It’s more healthy than that but that’s the gist of it.