#crunchity-munchity

[sspacegodd]

The best method to determine if a group is a cult is the BITE model by Steven Hassan, a cult expert and former cult member himself. (BITE stands for Behavior Control, Information Control, Thought Control, and Emotional Control.) The cult decides how you dress, how you behave, who you marry and how. They control what you know, blocking all information from the outside world. They control how you feel and what you’re allowed to think with threats of both social and supernatural harm. That's a cult.

ALL of these points describe Donald Trump and the MAGA rightwing perfectly.

[starberry-skies]

Wowowweeewow (hi)

hihi!! what's up?

[totaleclipse573]

Doleon would eat rocks. Its all he's eaten since his revival. Them FANGS can bite through rock. Crunch. Rocks for dinner. No, says platypus he found, you cannot eat rocks. How do you even eat rocks.

Crunchity munchity what does it look like

[iaminevitable012]

do y'all ever just get the urge to eat a lightbulb

[cthulhusstepmom]

glass in the palm is bad, but by god dont eat the preserves either, the blood doesn't matter but you're gonna eat glass, dont do it, that shit will fuck you up soso bad

I don't fear god you think a little glass can stop me?

[telethrutime]

It’s a lil irritating when I see a post on TikTok and I KNOW it’s a stolen post from tumblr w a couple words changed but I haven’t seen it since 2016

[ykimchi]

this reads like most of the posts on this site

[s4turday-sun]

mmmMMMMMM delicious ao3 stats feed me kudos

[superdogbiter]

Bowser:"If you disrespect me again,i will eat your shower curtains"

Luigi:"I have-a......glass doors"

Bowser:"Well crunchity munchity bitch,you think that will stop me?

[jackobbit]

Sorry if the quality is crunchity munchity, I have no clue why I made a canvas that was so small but I did-

n e wayz, from the weekly Magma! Solar Flare my beloved

[ID: A Magma drawing of Solar Flare from the Working for EVIL Au. Solar Flare is a boxy robot colored using oranges, browns and yellows. They have a circular head, several angled rays that surround their head, triangular shoulder pads, and long rounded arms and legs. They have a permanent smile made out of an air vent located on their face. They fly straight up into the sky, the background behind them being that of a sunset. One leg is lifted higher than the other, while Solar Flares arms are held out slightly, jets stem from the base of Solar Flares feet, allowing them to fly. They look off to the left, just slightly away from the viewer. In the bottom left hand corner is a signature, reading “@.jackobbit”. /End ID]

[duskymrel]

Part 9 of TWST as my friend group quotebook

Not as many with me in this one but my friends are hilarious. Also, as always, any line with a '^' before it was said, done, or about yours truly <3

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^Leona: I’m fine with using psychological warfare on your children, just don’t hit them

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^Cater: *does the rock and roll sign with his hand*

^Cater: *pokes himself in the eye with his pinky finger*

^Cater: FUCK-

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Idia: I have two brain cells left and they both wanna lick electrical outlets.

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Trey: how much does a chimney cost

Riddle: On average, the cost to replace a chimney starts at around $3,100 and ranges to around $15,400, for an average chimney replacement cost of $9,300.

Trey: nothing! It's on the house!

Trey: oh

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Epel: black dogs are so much better than white dogs

Jack: Hey :((

Ace: racist

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Lilia: crispity crunchity munchities snip snap crackerjack crispums

Silver: What

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Idia: im going back to drawing the big boy whoever interrupts my incessant fangirling with more bottom of the pit ao3 garbage (or anything of the sort) will be met with severe, non-verbal judgement

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Ruggie: Leona they're making jokes about my dead parents

Ace: Yes we are

Epel: Cry about it!

Leona: run over their parents

Leona: let's see how THEY like it

Ruggie: brilliant mind

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Floyd: lol bloody noses are fun because leaning over the trash can means i get to play the fun game called "paint it all red"

Floyd: my entire trash can is red and I've won the game

Rook: you are your own breed of human and I love it

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Cater: Idia I'm lowering my standards for you 😔

Idia: You wouldn't be the first 😔

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Azul, to Jamil: if you ever wrong me im going to catch cockroaches off my back porch and put them in a little glass jar and release them in your home

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Ace: i personally use marijuana for laundry

Ace: all natural and prevents colors from fading

Epel: Pretell what is the best drip for the practice of laundry 🧐

Deuce: oh sick I just use cocaine because it clings to the clothes for a longer lasting effect

Jack: Wow

^Epel: i actually like fentanyl it prevents static and lint and smells great!

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Idia: hoodie pockets are amazing

Idia: I can fit like 3 grenades and a sandwich in here and my hands are still warm

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Epel: Women are confusing

Leona: 🤨

Malleus: 🤨

Vil: 🤨

Riddle: 🤨

Azul: 🤨

Epel: I sense I made a mistake

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Idia: god the primal urge to take your favorite character and just squeeze them in your clenched fist like a little stress toy

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Azul: We're going back in time to take whatever the hell that was off the menu‼️

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[incorrectvtuberquotes]

Gura: If you disrespect me ever again, I’ll eat your shower curtains.

Amelia: I have glass doors?

Gura: Well, crunchity munchity, then. You think that will stop me?

[nothazellevesque]

Okay, rereading pjo as an adult made me realize that Luke and the titans really used the geneva conventions as more of a geneva checklist. like bro technically did all but FOUR of the war crimes outlined in the geneva conventions. and he technically attempted summary execution, but he failed. let’s recap and go over what Luke did and where it fits as a war crime:

Willful killing, or causing great suffering or serious injury to body or health- literally all of the shit he does. Luke breaks this one with the pit scorpion in book ONE, and then keeps on breaking it every book.

Torture or inhumane treatment- okay so technically Luke is a victim of torture and inhumane treatment by kronos, and kronos tortures folks with Ominous And Scary Dreams.

Unlawful wanton destruction or appropriation of property- Luke/kronos goes absolutely HAM with the scythe and wrecks olympus. and a lot of Manhattan.

Forcing a prisoner of war to serve in the forces of a hostile power- okay so technically, luke HAS no prisoners of war, but he blackmails silena to serve him as a spy. she is not physically held captive in the traditional sense, but she is forced to serve out of fear for her and her loved ones’ safety. technically not a traditional prisoner of war, but DEFINITELY not a willing member of the titan force (i have no idea how to classify silena, really) also forces annabeth to hold up the sky so atlas can be free, literally forcing her to serve his goals.

Depriving a prisoner of war of a fair trial- technically has no prisoners of war in the traditional sense, but considering percy and his friends are briefly held prisoner by Luke and he tries to kill percy by letting antaeus, ethan, and a dracaena attack him without him being formally accused of a crime, i think this counts in the loosest sense of the law.

Unlawful deportation, confinement or transfer- annabeth in the titan’s curse. while technically not shown in the books, she did NOT make it from that cliff at westover all the way to mount othrys on her own or willingly. sorry girl

Taking hostages- annabeth. all those mortals on the princess andromeda. man took a LOT of hostages

Directing attacks against civilians- he puts all of New York City to sleep. not ONE of those people is a combatant, Luke. those are civilians, Luke. You did a war crime, Luke.

Misusing a flag of truce, a flag or uniform of the enemy- kronos literally wearing Luke as a skin suit. While Luke may have been an enemy combatant to percy and camp half blood, it is VERY apparent that he is fighting for some aspect of control and does not want to be kronos’s skin suit (as exemplified by his conversation with annabeth). or, a more obvious example, Luke masquerading as a normal camper while doing kronos’s bidding in the early days. man DEFINITELY wore the camp shirt while doing his evil deeds.

Settlement of occupied territory- taking over the princess andromeda. does a cruise ship count as territory? Idk. but i don’t think the titans built a whole ass cruise ship JUST for luke and kronos’s coffin and then decided to let a bunch of random mortals on. those folks were most likely already on there.

Deportation of inhabitants of occupied territory- the mortals on the princess andromeda are NOT present after sea of monsters. so where did they go?

Using poison weapons- idk what to classify the lydian drakon as. is that thing a combatant? a weapon? whatever it is, it has poison, and it kills people, which is Not Allowed. also Ethan’s little poison knife stab on annabeth. little war crime bestie

Using civilians as shields- wtf else would you call just leaving all those sleeping mortals on the street in Manhattan if not human shields?

Using child soldiers- okay to be fair EVERYONE in the pjo universe does this war crime. so ill give Luke a slight pass

Firing upon a Combat Medic with clear insignia- the Apollo cabin. those kids are the closest we got to combat medics in these books, and the monsters definitely try and munchity crunchity the fuck out of those kids

Murder, cruel or degrading treatment and torture- um… literally EVERYTHING luke/kronos unleashes upon the campers? idk what you would call a POISON ACID SPITTING DRAGON HITTING YOU IN THE FACE if not torture. also. he murders ethan. that’s definitely a thing he does. if the shard of weapon in Ethan’s body doesn’t kill him before kronos drop kicks him through a pit hundreds of stories above the ground, that drop definitely will. sorry ethan.

Pillaging- technically he does not do MUCH pillaging, but the stealing of the helm of darkness and the lightning bolt, and other minor things counts i think

idk if luke and kronos know about the geneva conventions, but they definitely exist in universe, so… have fun at The Hague with your war crimes mcgrimes headasses

[zootopiathingz]

Nick, interrogating a suspect: talk right now or else I will go to your house and eat your shower curtain.

Suspect: my shower curtain is made of glass..

Nick: well crunchity munchity then, you think that’ll stop me?

[dragonflavoredcake]

Bdubs: Disrespect me again and I'll eat your shower curtain! Impulse: Impulse: I have glass doors . . . Bdubs: Well CRUNCHITY MUNCHITY then, you think that's gonna stop me?!

[madness-combat-confessions]

hey. its "deimos please point a gun at my skull sexual style" anon again. do you think he fw fat bitches woah who said that this isnt the subject of my ask what happened ghere hold on let me

i love deimos so so so much and i love how everyone draws deimos i will always always ALWAYS eat it up. skinny twink deimos? i am dining on him like im at a fancy restaurant. just kinda average deimos? eating him like an ice cream. muscular deimos with mommy milker manboobs? biting him like i havent eaten in 5 months and hes a delectable burger from a greasy diner. fat deimos???????? CRUNCHITY MUNCHITY THAT IS MY WIFE RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!! i havent see this last one often but when i do its SO GOOODDD (it should be more popular. madcom artists heed my call pls draw more fat deimos please please please please plea)

I think you might like Deimos a little bit I'm not sure tho