#dad brad

[desert-fern]

Hi, lovely! Congrats on the milestone! 🎉 I was wondering if I could request a Dad!Bradley mood board with all the sweet and domestic vibes? 🥰

- @bradshawsbaby 💕

What do you mean I can’t put him in a mini Hawaiian shirt?

@bradshawsbaby Dad!Brad for your liking? I get the feeling that this man would be so thrilled to be a father, like ugh! Thank you so much for your request!

[bradshawsbaby]

I have decided from this point on that Rooster is now going to be called Braddy Daddy

Braddy Daddy Exhibit A:

[ansonmountdaily]

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds/Lower Decks crossover

STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS 2x07 "Those Old Scientists"

[joeyvotto]

[that-bitch-kat3]

nothing freak me out more than the fact that sirius black and MY FATHER were born in the same year.

[ryanthel0ser]

[boiledbirdy]

BRAD FUCKIN WAYNEEE

headcannons i have abt this sweet himbo fratboy

This man is the largest in the family, like 6’6 and built like a non-green hulk. He can easily pick up and fireman carry Bruce and Jason

Is the guy in a frat party to sit with girls and hear about them bitch about periods and now carries a little pack with him everywhere that has a few tampons, pads, hand-warmers (for on the go heating pads), and Tylenol and Advil

Where does he keep this stuff and the random assortment of weird things he has, you ask? He wears a fanny-pack

read it and weep y’all he wears fanny-packs, usually the cool way over his shoulder, but mostly around his waist since he carries a backpack almost 25/8

He drives a beater truck (just an old car whose been through like three accidents and is still going strong) specifically a 1991 dodge D250 truck with a scratched up white paint job where there are dents, scratches, and a few patches of off white paint on dents that was sorta DIY-ed

his keys 🔑 have a weird ass mesh of keychains on it like: Ally flag keychain and a flag keychain for every single label a person has come out to him with, also a keychain from every museum, tourist spot he’s ever been, also a beer and bottle opener he’s a frat boy duhhh, he has a little bracelet that is made of sparkles and purple beads that steph gave to him but it was too small so he put it on his keys, a collage logo keychain, a keychain from his local gym and one with rugby on it etc

the keychains and keys are never ending

HE PLAYS RUGBY, argue with the wall.

getting a bachelors and masters in sports medicine

he makes sure to give Duke, Damian, Cass, Steph, and Tim copies of his keys first (the rest of the fam too they just get priority)

A) because they are the kids, and he wants them to know that he has an open bed any time

B) cause he’s the sibling to not get mad if they are intoxicated in any form and will cover for them

This next one is so important to me

He takes Tim to his first midnight showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, same with Damian

He pretty much eats at the Wayne mansion every night but sleeps at his apartment

Shows Damian some good rock’n roll ex Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sublime, Ramones, The Clash, Oingo Boingo, Ghost, Blonde, Foo-Fighters (i can make a playlist if wanted)

Just will sit and have a beer with Jason and sit in silence or talk about weird things that happened today

Steph and him have study sessions together

He will watch any ballet practice Cass wants him to see and he never misses a competition or performance

he sends Tim stupid skateboard tricks and fails videos (tiktok or insta reels) daily and then once a month they take Brad’s truck to a park and Brad sits on a ramp and cheers Tim on like its the Super Bowl

Watches Dick’s dog when he’s away from home and they both watch Barbie movies together

He gardens at Alfred’s request, yes he sucks but this man cannot not say no to the tidbits of Alfred’s life story he learns

Can kick back like 4 kegs of beer with no fucking consequences, he has a liver of steel thanks to Brucie Wayne

He’a the high guy in the bathtub at frat-parties and will give shitty or good life advice its 50/50 honestly

Does stupid white people fraternity things that would kill a normal person but he just is quirkily busting it down and Death just cannot vibe with him

makes (and i cannot stress this enough) the best and i mean best, (Alfred and Ma Kent can’t win in this one) brownies. Whether they are edibles or not they are the best.

has done the Tide-Pod challenge and survived

He is the Frat God of Gotham

Him and Duke are like the best duo

They blast Rock and Rap so that all five cars in every direction can hear it

Duke has the habit of putting weird ass bumper stickers on Brad’s desk and bed frame (at his apartment, they Do Not fuck with Alfred) Brad smiles fondly every time he finds a new one

Brad = Mark, ya know the tiktok sound

Him and Harper simp over women 🙏 together

In his fanny-pack, truck, and various rooms he has stim toys/do-hickeys bins or sections

bc he has Nerodivergent siblings and he was just trying

he asked kinda rude blunt questions, he didn’t know anything and he kinda (really) sucks at subtlety and reading a room but he was just trying to understand

He will take Damian to amusement parks and zoos pretty much bi-weekly

The girls can put on a horrible outfit and makeup and he will think he looks fabulous and no one will ever tell him that he’s sporting fashion and makeup crimes

has a small hidden bookcase of Wings of Fire, Warrior cats, Land of Stories, etc.. cause Damian is embarrassed to admit he actually likes reading them

Watches the trashiest brain rotting tv shows like Dance moms or keeping up with the Kardashians

Goes to any march or parade his siblings or friends are going to so: A) he can be that decked out ally tank of a man passing out water bottles and granola bars B) so if the police are back on their BS he can protecc atacc and throw that tear gas bacc

*Sniff 🤧* I have something I need all of you to know, I say this with a heavy heart *holding back tears 😥* Brad is a former highlighter kid— *single tear falls*

This fucking himbo stud-muffin has slept with, kissed, crushed on, and went on dates with men, but still doesn’t realize that he’s Bisexual

his favorite flavor ice cream is pistachio and carmel

KNOWS NOTHING and i mean nothing about zodiac signs

Has been caught in the middle of Gotham Rouge and does not understand what the fuck is happening

He either Teddy Bear fratboy golden retriever energies them to friendship or friendly acquaintance or annoys them to the high hells of mosquito bites on your butt

^I can expand if wanted

His phone you ask?

Screen cracked like rice crispys

apps more disorganized than the random shit drawer in someone’s house

he has a model 6S and will not upgrade or replace it to save his life.

he has an otterbox case and we all know it, no more denial

Okay thats my time yall see ya

[guaxinimraccoon]

As vezes eu me pergunto se o chapéu do Toby tem alguma história por trás ou se é só um chapéu comum

Na verdade tem sim!

Anon here asked if there's any backstory behind Toby's beanie and the answer is: yes! There is!

Toby's always with his beanie not only because it's an accessory to make him look more badass than he actually is.

It's also a gift that he treasures more than anything else. Afterall, his own father made it and gave it to him when Toby was a very young kid!

Toby doesn't have much to remember his dad. As far as he knows, he didn't quite live in the Colony with his mother, but was a wanderer that would come by eventually to see him and Elisa.

He used to think it was odd that his father never left his nomadic tribe to come live with them, but after being condemned to death by his own kind, Toby believes his dad was more than right to refusing too obey such tyrant rulers.

Now, Toby's beanie is all he has that connects him with him. He hopes to one day find his dad and show him that he took good care of it.

If only Toby knew he's closer than he could ever guess...

[redinthesea]

emotionally constipated guilt-ridden man helps adoptive teenage son shortly after traumatic reunion with murderous brother the only way he knows how (with favors & acts of service)

[labyrinthaze]

I wanna be your end game…

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

I hope I'm at least

Half the dad

...That he didn't have to be

[purpledreambeebz]

He's my dad–

(I miss content with Brad, only after watching Trigun Stampede for the 9 time did I realize how cool this guy is. Please love Brad, he's awesome-)

[indeliblescarspivotalmarks]

thats my favourite millennial right there🫶🏼

[yellow-rose-lady]

!STEP PARENT BATTLE’S!

[pollyna]

In a world where Goose lives and icemav are still adopting the daggers after the mission, Bradley doesn't want them to meet his dad because he has the worst dad jokes ever. And he never quit on them. Bradley is forever embrassed, and Carole forever amoused. It gets worse when Ice and Goose start a competition on the best (worst) dad joke. Bradley would like to know why he didn't choose NASA instead of the Navy.

[romansroys]

screaming crying throwing up etc etc