#dani the Menace

[padfootastic]

just gonna drop this here no context

[corkinavoid]

DPxDC John Constantine's How To: Ghost Kids (pt.2)

[<- part 1]

"Oh, yeah," John jerks his head up like he just remembered the fact people are supposed to have names at all. He gestures to the kids, pointing to each of them as he introduces, "Daniel, Daniel, and Danielle."

This time, all three kids flip him off simultaneously. Bruce clears his throat, trying to figure out if Constantine is messing with him and, if so, in which parts. Since, so far, everything the man has said sounds like a poor attempt at pulling his leg.

"I don't think they like those," he cautiously says, and the kids whip their heads at him, nodding furiously. Bruce can't help but be just a little enamored with the way they behave.

"Of, sod off, at this point I don't care what they like," John straightens up with a dismissive, albeit weak, wave of his hands, and rubs his face, "They are menaces. Sometimes by accident, but mostly on purpose. Their grandfather thought it would be easier to handle them if they were not teenagers, and while I agreed with his reasoning at the time, I-" he glances at the kids, who all have displeased grimaces of various levels on their faces, "I have been made to reconsider. I swear that ancient bitch is laughing his ass off wherever he is now."

The kids suddenly grin. They are not very friendly, nor polite smiles - if anything, they look a bit nightmarish. An old grandfather's clock in his study makes a very loud ticking noise.

"See?" John whips his head to look at said clock, the expression on his face bordering on insane. His eye twitches.

If Bruce doesn't do anything now, he might become one of the very few people who managed to witness John Constantine, the Laughing Magician, have a meltdown. So he sighs and decides to solve the problems one at a time.

Which means that no matter how alarmed or suspicious he is, his first move would not be to interrogate either the man or the kids.

"You can sleep in one of the guest rooms, I trust you can find it on your own," he tells John, almost softly, as he catches the girl from slipping away from his lap, "Is there anything I need to know about children before you fall unconscious?"

John slumps with relief, so obviously that Bruce almost smiles. Hardships of raising - or, watching, for that matter - kids, he understands.

"Yes," he breathes out with an air of exhilaration and turns to the kids again, pointing to the middle child, "Danny is the original. He is from this dimension and timeline, that is. Dan," he turns his finger to the older boy, "is in the wrong timeline, he's Danny's future evil self redeemed into older bratty brother. Dani," he switches to the girl, "is Danny's clone, made by his arch-nemesis of a godfather. If she starts melting at any point, wake me up immediately. If any of them start floating, sprouting tentacles, speaking to walls in static, or glowing, don't."

Bruce looks down to the kids. So, definitely metas, that would explain the government trying to get them... Or, no, it wouldn't because he is fairly certain no government is going to blatantly ignore the Meta Protection Acts.

"Don't let them raise the dead, and if you give them food, make sure it doesn't have a face. If you find more than three of them, it means one of them has duplicated, don't worry, they will absorb it back later. Absolutely don't let them touch any guns," Constantine is backing down to the door as he speaks, his gaze flickering from the kids to Bruce and back every second. Like he is leaving a ticking bomb in Bruce's lap, and not three children. "Danny is, comparatively, the most responsible one, the other two are up for any dubious trouble they can get to at any moment. Oh, and their memories are wonky because of de-aging, they remember some things but not others, so if they say something particularly disturbing, it's most likely some random piece of knowledge they managed to keep."

Bruce raises an eyebrow. He did get the part about the kids being, well, abnormal in the matters of their origins, but the disjointed set of rules and advices doesn't help as much as Constantine probably thinks it does.

"Allergies, preferences, ages they were before?" He tries to get at least some more info down before John disappears through the door. Actually, maybe he should send someone to handcuff the man to the bed lest he disappears completely.

"None, but don't let them eat cutlery. Danny likes space, Dani has a thing for exploring, and Dan likes violence." The older kid stirs in Bruce's lap and says something in the direction of Constantine. No sound comes out, but the man seems to get what he's trying to say anyway, "Okay, yes, that was rude of me, sorry. Dan likes... exercise," he ends up with, and that placate the boy enough to slump down and cross his arms. John sighs, "They were seventeen, fourteen, and twenty respectively. Now," he snaps his fingers, and suddenly Bruce can hear the girl - Dani - humming a tune under her breath. So, he lifted the silence spell, it seems.

"Good fucking luck," John wishes to Bruce, earnestly, and all but vanishes away.

Bruce sighs and looks down to the kids.

"Are you hungry?" He tries, and all eyes are on him at once, attentive and unblinking.

"Fruitloops," Danny says, and while Bruce is positive that's the name for a cereal, he gets a feeling that's not what the kid meant.

[coolcoolcoolbutwtf]

It took Ellie a week and a half before they managed to somewhat stop her (ei Danny stepped in bc even he pitied them ) and Danny had never been prouder of her.

The prank war of 09 was something no one of the GIW working in their town would ever forget. If he shed a few proud tears no one would blame him.

Ei Ellie terrorized The GIW agents so badly with her pranks several quit and twelve are still in the psych ward getting treatment. Fifteen agents were never seen again in town, they will not be missed.

[little-pondhead]

For your villain au, what if Daniel is still a bit unstable an likes to take naps as just a sentient pile of goo. Danny finds this out and keeps a giant breaker in his lab in the DC universe specifically so his daughter could sleep without getting everywhere.

Now imagine some of the heroes break in to his lab while Danny is running errands or something and see this giant breaker of green goop labeled “Daniel” and just assume the worst. Danny comes back to a lab full of hero’s looking ready to murder him with tears in their eyes and calling him a sick bastard and such. Danny is so confused by the angry screaming until they all hear a tired yawn from behind the heroes. They all turn to look at a sleepy, very much alive and semi human Daniel, looking at them from inside the glass and asking her dad what’s wrong. He tells her that everything is fine and that she can go back to sleep. She just shrugs and turns back into goo before the horrified heroes

This, of course, only solidifies the theory that Danielle is a test tube baby created because the Trio wanted a child. I mean, why hire a surrogate when Fenton is a mad scientist in every sense of the word?

[grrrechka]

Decided to draw my fruit flies again, the joy they bring

[caitlynmeow]

When the girls were younger they were truly a handful and Alcina was used to the noise and chaos. But when going out in different settings, she noticed a pattern: when Daniela and Cassandra are together it turns very chaotic very quickly because Cassandra is an enabler and encourages Daniela to get into all kinds of mischief.

Pairing Daniela and Bela is a more peaceful solution. Bela is naturally calm, unlike Cassandra. She doesn’t egg Daniela on, and the two of them can remain quiet for a long time. Also, when in a new social setting like a big gathering, Daniela does feel a little shy. In those situations, she seeks out Bela and sticks by her side, remaining with her until she is comfortable enough to do things on her own.

Even in their house, Daniela would seek Cassandra to play with for hours to no entd. But when it comes to more quiet activities, like reading, she’d usually find Bela and ask her to read some books for her.

[etchy-a-sketchy]

OBJECTION!

[safyresky]

Scrimbly Jacqueline 10/52: Prepping for MARCH with a well deserved SPA DAY AT THE SPRINGS BABY.

LOOK AT HER. LOOK AT MY GIRL.

Ty @someheroescarryfloss for the suggestion!

You bet your ASS she gets a spa day. I could use one myself, tbh, lmao. ANYWAY I read your suggestion and .1 seconds later I went OH MY GOD A SOAK AT THE SPRINGS.

March is her least favourite month. Spring gears up, and so does Winter--it's a DOOZY and more often than not she gets pulled into it. By mid-March, she's hiding; by April, both she and Jack are off the grid. It's vacation time, they say. Fuck Spring, Winter replies, throwing an ice storm at us mid-April AFTER WE'VE ALL CHANGED OUR WINTER TIRES TO THE SUMMER ONES--

Ok I'm calm. Cool. Chill. Uh. Here's the not-app brightened version! Fun fact! This one looked better on mobile, and when I went to desktop, the brighter app-brightened version popped more, lol. One day. I'll have a place. With natural lighting enough. to take good photos of my silly little scribbles. ANYWAY. NO FILTER:

Some FUN FACTS about this one:

had to scroll real far down on Jacquie's Pinterest board to find the swimsuit inspo. ended up not even using one of the pinned ones (but it is pinned now!)

top purple bit was gonna be white. but. well. we all know my struggle with lack of white-ish marker 🫠🫠🫠. and purple is my fave colour! and maybe jacqueline's too, lol

idk how to shade but i had so much fun colouring I gave it a go :)

seriously. SO much fun colouring. I couldn't NOT picture this one w/out a background, EVEN IF IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THIS

please imagine steam lines wafting. it is hot and steamy at this particular spring set. it's a bunch of little pools that are VERY HOT for muscle hurty reasons.

the orange drink IS frozie and IS alcoholic

she likes strawberries a normal amount

she will eat the cucumbers on her eyeballs lol

her hair simply will not stay up in a bun, hence why it is spilling out to one side in a very 80s manner lol

water reflections are FUN but i wish i had kept going bc now that bottom left corner is bugging me

ALSO. I DO THESE ON SCRAP PIECES OF PAPER, AND LET ME TELL YOU. COLOURING WITH THE MIXED MEDIA I USE???? IT IS A WEAK WEAK PIECE OF PAPER NOW!!! I NEED TO COLIBRI THAT BAD BOY ASAP. MAYBE EVEN FIND A SCRAP BACKING FOR IT, WEEEEEE~

I am very tired. and probably still will be when I post this tomorrow lol. THE TIRED JUST DOES NOT QUIT. Anyway, plz enjoy this scrimbly, brought to you in part by YOUR REQUESTS! hell yeah >:)

[transingthoseformers]

The rescue bots and rescue humans visit the tfp mainland base once and they instantly know the gossip. The megop? Yes. The pharma x Ratchet waiting to happen? Yeppers! The TICs having came to Earth? Yes! Little glimpses of how Optimus is a little more fun than he lets on? Completely. More of how Blades is down bad for Bumblebee? Correct. The baby children that the autobots have half adopted? Mmhm!

sure they might be made aware of some of the serious stuff like how the autobots are pretty much starving, in constant danger, and y'know in a goddamn war. That the Decepticons if they truly tried can not only hurt them but destroy everything they could've ever loved, and tbh how dangerous the autobots themselves are. The fact that Optimus and Bumblebee, these bots they've known for quite a while at this point and trust completely, have killed and destroyed and made unethical decisions.

[gui2arts]

I noticed that I haven't formally introduced Dany yet. So here it goes...

Daenerys (Dany, for short) of House Almarines, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Cage, Devourer of Sunflower Seeds, Receiver of Scritches, the Destroyer of All Things, Subjugator of the Elder Dragons Velkhana and Nergigante (I have a video of her messing with my Monster Hunter figures, lol).

Wanna get a print of this artwork? How about a sticker Not to worry! I sell them on my Redbubble page.

[padfootastic]

hi pen since youre giving out free advice and youre good at the economy can you please help me budget my time better

cooking: 20min/d

cleaning: 15 min/d

work: 60 min/d

making yn wattpad remus pipeline memes on the s&ps server: 13 hrs/d

writing: 7 min/d

please my family is dying

you know dani ur ‘good at the economy’ comment couldn’t have come at a better time bc i was JUST looking at my budgeting app and wondering where tf all my money went???

actual text i sent 6 minutes ago:

so uh. thanks.

moving on to the advice part of this equation: well. clearly ur problem is the non-essential tasks (cooking, cleaning, work etc etc) and the inefficiency of the y/n wattpad memes smh. bad, bad job dani. u should sooner move back to ur old memri memes business if this is what ur going to be doing.

[heartofspells]

fuck mary kill - me, mal and britt

GO

Well, I've already married you once, so that's boring. We'll kill you (mostly just for THIS)

Fuck Mal because of that hotty hott Bettlejuice shirt/dress she's got (also the kilt; can't forget about that)

And marry Britt because she's got a dog and it would be all warm hugs all the time and buying an endless string of new microwaves when she inevitably blows them up

@tracingpatternswrites @fonkeloog we have no secrets here <3

[lavampira]

countdown party to 2023 with @storyofthemoon 🫶🥂

[connanro]

my older sister's cat, who is notoriously neurotic and stand-offish, just decided to get in bed with me and demand pets via head-butting and i feel So Incredibly Honoured

[steddieasitgoes]

Who am I if not a person who starts a fic entirely too early instead of right into the action

[msnanu]

it was a beautiful day in my city and i went namjooning today. really needed to take a day for me and rest after a shitty weekend. also, i'm living for every single JK photoshoots that are being released lately 🔥🤸‍♀️