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so today my grandparents took me fossil hunting
#dead. exploded. what.#we found SO MANY#i love COOL ROCKS AND FOSSILS AHHH#the autism is autisming#zeph just stfu
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova#UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt#personal#space opera au#(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd#randall munroe#space#moon#anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft#falseren
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old Obi-Wan is so funny to me because his sass and overall bitchiness is like the last thing he's got and I'm so proud it survived the great depression of his 40s.
#morgs rambles#star wars#obi wan kenobi#this post was originally about how sass and bitchiness are whats left of his charisma pts#and i was going to list all the docks to his stats#which i mean ill put them here because its funny#also eating warm uncooked broccoli as i type this#achievement unlocked! abandonment issues and lack of self worth#achievement unlocked! dead master/parental figure#achievement unlocked! war general ios version 2#achievement unlocked! your child hates you#achievement unlocked! first girlfriend/ first love dead#achievement unlocked! younger sister/ daughter firgure leaves (youll never learn her fate)#achievement unlocked! weird grandfather dead (killed by your child/little brother)#achievement unlocked! complete extended family killed#achievement unlocked! two murder attempts via husband and child#achievement unlocked! friend dies in childbirth#achievement unlocked! small child#achievement unlocked! entire allit persumed dead or hostile#achievement unlocked! friend and friend's planet explodes#achievement unlocked! ghost#anakin skywalker#codywan#ahsoka tano#commander cody#sw rots#rots#sw tcw#twc#new hope
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just some ivy league kids trying to figure out necromancy
#the overall plot is pretty cool i just hate the characters now. they're cute though hi#they need sooo much revamping. or maybe i just explode this universe and move on to the next we'll see#anyway yeah the fourth pic that's evelyn she's dead and she was super obsessed w the occult and she's very manipulative and bad#that's her twin sister hazel in pic 5 they hated each other. she did not murder her. but should she have been allowed to i mean who's to sa#also HIIII LIAM MY VERY BELOVED (he's the first one <33 my oldest oc <33)#he basically grew up with me. my friend once said he's like my imaginary friend now that's what i call him djskfljds#while now i'm more like let's try to make characters that look like real people not barbie dolls#i do appreciate 13 yr old me just saying yeah liam's just like a hot sexy supermodel with zero imperfections. he's 6 foot 7#the others are evelyn’s friends liam just transferred here though. but HE’S trying to do necromancy for his cousin ppl think he killed#ffkldjflkdfds#ts4#ts4 cas#the sims 4
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About this rb (the op linked this video in their twt before) and I wanna share it too
This. Pair with @on-a-lucky-tide post about Price 🤌🏻
#sehen Sie die Vision?????#yeah.#this edit was before mw3 too#now that mw3 already happened and we’ve seen Soap going down#mw4 might just be the same route of Price being left as the last#born to live with the consequences of his life and carrying his men both dead and alive#a soldier who has not asked for the weight he carries but shoulders the same#because someone has to. someone has to get their hands dirty.#god i just#the exhaustion of carrying on#the fight continues because quitting would only put their death and sacrifice for nothing…#would it be worth it? to do it at the expense of his own sanity? but really where else would he spent his life and hands at#if not on tying up endless of loose ends if not on carrying name tags#he bears it all because he must…but even the greatest star will explode and fall#ndjsjdhsjsjsjs fuck man idk im so not ready for mw4#not sure what fuckery they’re going to cook up#gummmythoughts#captain john price#esp the phrase [be afraid]#like#like if Price cumbles what will happen ykwim#urgh#idk im rambling off after 10 mins of waking up i need tequila /j
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you guys have voted on whether to explode tim 😔😔
look at what you've done:
but now that he is DEAD there won't be any tims anymore (except for any finished wips).... also you guys made me very upset so you don't deserve to see the pile of timber nsfw i drew >:(
#most shitty quality but this is the most you get#i had 3 courses in dramaturgy and media design each and this is the best i can do...#prime example of what happened to jason#anyways hate everyone who wanted him dead!!! /jk#my art#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#timber#exploding tim
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No because do yourself a favor and Don’t imagine Helen waking up one morning and grabbing the paper from the door and dropping her coffee mug onto the floor. Don’t imagine her reading the headline FLASH MURDERED over and over, reaching for the phone to call Bart to ask what the hell happened to Wally, only to read the first few lines and it’s Bart… Bart took on the Flash costume. Bart was killed. No one called her. There’s a huge funeral, all of his hero friends and hundreds of others will attend. They outed his civilian identity. It’s miles away and no one knows that she’s Max’s daughter; the daughter of the man who taught Bart what he knew. No one called her. She doesn’t know anyone who would know to call her.
Don’t imagine her dropping to the floor and hugging a confused Dox to her chest. Don’t imagine her sobbing for her missing father and the death of the little chaos whirlwind she’d come to love.
#would max return only to have to hear that Bart was dead? that he died saving LA from exploding? would it be her to have to break the news#she had imagined and prepared herself to tell him when he returned to a house only half full that Bart had moved to Denver with the garricks#she had imagined all sorts of scenarios of how he’d react#how SHE would react but never did she think she’d have to break this kind of news and that was even IF her missing father returned himself#and oh! what would she tell carol? surely she’s seen the news by that point too#and his school friends like preston and rolly!#in hindsight she thinks this is why Max wanted to keep their civilian identities on lockdown#so that this very scenario wouldn’t happen.. pity Max isn’t here to know. it just makes Helen cry harder as Doz whines and tries his best#helen claiborne#bart allen#seriously guys don’t imagine this while listening to die with a smile by lady Gaga and Bruno mars#at this point in time Wally is technically also not THERE until after barts death just happens but no one ever mentions Helen#after impulse 95 so I’m taking creative liberties and saying she doesn’t know he was even gone#sure the flash was gone but retired doesn’t really mean shit to heroes and she never would’ve thought Bart would take on the flash costume#thus her first logical instinct was thinking that it was Wally
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Carl and michonne
*explodes*
#PLEASE.#mother who just lost her son and son who just lost his mother STOP#the way Carl is the reason Rick let her in#please i love them so bad#HOW SHE REMEBERED WHAT HIS FACE LOOKED LIKE AFTER LIKE 8 YEARS IN TOWL FOR THAT ARTIST TO MAKE SOMETHING ACCURATE ENOUGH FOR RICK TO REMEBER#AHHHRYDGAGSHDHANHFJD#she was talking too him after he died as well 💔💔#the walking dead#carl grimes#carl twd#michonne#michonne twd#michonne and carl twd#michonne grimes#rick x michonne#the walking dead carl#the walking dead michonne#explodes
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hiiiiii everyone i'm just popping in to say that i probably won't be online much for a bit, meaning the queue will go on as always but i can't really answer asks much :( will be back on track as soon as i can!
#life is kind of a nightmare rn so idk even when it's quiet at work and i technically have time i just can't bring myself to answer asks#we found out my little beloved baby senior dog has extreme kidney failure like pretty much as bad as possible without being dead#and it's impossible to say how long but he has anywhere from days to months to live it's really not looking good#he's 11 but his breed usually live till 13-16 so we were really expecting a couple more years with him#it's really hard because knowing he will die soon is making me want to do all kinds of things with him like take him to the beach but he's-#too fragile and it's too late and it breaks my fucking heart i can't tell you how hard it is to know he won't even make it to summer#it's so fucked i don't know what else to say like we're watching him like a fucking hawk to make sure we put him down in time to avoid-#suffering idk it's just fucked i don't know what to tell you#if you have a dog take them to a spot they haven't been before like a beach or woods or a park they love new smells and all that shit#phew sorry for the vent i just dont know how to act normal when my little baby will never see a beach again i hope the whole world explodes#cw pet death#cw pet loss#pet loss#pet loss cw#tw pet death#tw pet loss#cw pet illness#me.txt#non figure
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The Nine Houses must be absolutely terrifying to fight.
And not just because their invasions start with a drop ship full of pimply 14 year olds inexplicably armed with zweihanders whose entire remit is to cause a mass casualty event for necromantic purposes...
We're mostly introduced to the schools of necromancy at the beginning of GTN, before we have broader context beyond "ooh, new magic system." But if you think about it in light of what we later learn about the Cohort:
Second House: they can literally drain your life force to power up their cavaliers. "It’s said they all die screaming"
Third House: that pile of corpses in no man's land? They're being used as a power up. Also, someone's just rearranged your face; your arse is on backwards.
Fourth House: that pile of corpses in no man's land? They're bombs now. And if you corner a Fourth House necro, they're a bomb too!
Fifth House: at best, they're the weird technicians for the Houses' horrifying blood and monolith based FTL system. At worst, it doesn't matter if you kill yourself to avoid capture or if you hold out under interrogation until you expire, they can still interrogate your ghost.
Sixth House: drop a cigarette or shed a hair on a clandestine operation? These guys now know your age, shoe size, and approximate location. They know what you had for breakfast. They know what you held in the last 12 hours.
Seventh House: that pile of corpses in no man's land? They're armed and marching on you now.
Eigth House: why is he glowing? WHY IS HE GLOWING?!
Ninth House: the guy next to you's bones just became an IED.
#the locked tomb#tlt#tlt meta#blood of eden#the nine houses#The BoE Memorandum of Record at the end of HTN is honestly terrifying#What with its warnings not to engage if you see your dead friends walking around#Descriptions of the Cohort using exploding severed human heads as grenades#And the tidbit that a necromancer can clock the location of a sniper at a range of 3000 meters after a kill.#They also don't think necromancers feel pain like normal humans
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Gog au niigo for tonights doodle
#I am still deeply stuck in the huh? hwah? stage but I think I at least found a presentation I'm happy with#so ig that's the last gog au post from this blog (I still will reblog upcomming art and tagg them adequately so there is no real loss lmao)#now here comes the usual “man idk” speech#species are still more or less randomly picked. I did settle on only using the owls mentioned in the books (lest I study all 268 owls)#I really like making Mafuyu a sooty owl (cuz the design slaps(objective truth)) Ena as a burrowing owl would be fun#and Mizuki is a short eared owl. Mainly becausen those are the “the eyliner owls” for me...also I like short eared owls#Kanade is a borreal owl because they are noted to have a beautiful song (unless the ger edition made that up (idk this is the idk speech))#for Kanade I thought it would be nice to make her a normal colored owl that turned white due to stress. That'll stay no matter what#Mafuyu will prolly be moon blinking but the drawing doesn't show that and now I'm going to explode (bwagh I'm dead)#whatever sleep for the sleepless (me)#my art#niigo#mafuyu asahina#asahina mafuyu#kanade yoisaki#yoisaki kanade#mizuki akiyama#akiyama mizuki#ena shinonome#shinonome ena#prsk gog au#edit: oh yeah Enas wings are colored because I'm playing with the idea that she paints her feathers to be more interesting?#idk like to visualize her bodyimage issue or to just make her artistic side obvious#project sekai#(I always forget that tagg)
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⋆⁺₊⋆ 🦢 ⋆⁺₊⋆
#i am going to explode#i am going insane#i am so tired#i am just a girl#deer#hell is a teenage girl#girlhood#girlblogging#i feel dead#what the fuck#this is what makes us girls#violet harmon
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goku please save me from my exams
#riya speaks#riyart#dragon ball#son goku#what happens to you once all your rage is gone and you're stuck on an exploding planet with your dead best friend and your 4 year old son
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Angsty teenage Dick & Babs melts my heart. LOVE how Hope Larson wrote them in Batgirl: Summer of Lies.
"Partners."
"No matter what."
#two dorks with massively complicated history with & feelings for each other; FIGHTING to honour a bold pact: “partners. no matter what.”#i'm gonna explode! my brain is feeling every emotion at once right now#screaming crying throwing up and probs dropping dead#hope larson#dickbabs#barbara gordon#dick grayson#batgirl#robin#oracle#nightwing#batman#dc comics#bat family#batfam#comics
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do you think s17 will cause a resurgence in the fandom? like inactive blogs becoming active more fanfiction just a more active fandom in general?
Yes! It always does. Beginning of the resurgence will definitely be when the first official trailer drops (with clips from each (or most) episodes) and then we’ll pick up more and more as we get closer to the premiere.. after the premiere there will for sure be an explosion in fandom posts/fics/art, etc. to build up to the finale and then we’ll continue being pretty active for a few months after, tapering off until we’re back to our hiatus-sized crowd…
It seems like we’ve picked up a ton of new fans in this hiatus (which makes sense, due to the Abbott exposure and prolonged amount of time between seasons) so I’m predicting we have an even bigger fandom for Season 17 than we did for 16! (For some reference, during 16 we were regularly breaking 1k+ notes on dozens of posts about new eps and we charted on fandometrics a few times!)
#Ik the fandom still feels relatively dead but no doubt it explodes fhe moment the trailer hits#especially with a summer premiere most other shows are off#so Sunny will become a ‘main’ fandom for a ton of people who have it on the backburner rn due to other shows airing#obviously macdennis fandom is more active than anything else#so there’s some benchmark of inflates and FvR being peak 16 activity#but I think even without knowing of some monumental ~gay moment~ upcoming#we will for sure surpass the activity we had during FvR#the hiatus posting is already more than it was leading up to 16#genuinly my digging and posting around this time for pre airing info would get like. 15 notes#a lot of ppl just don’t care/aren’t motivated to participate until there’s actual substance#which like. fair#you gotta be a certain level of mentally ill to be as active as I am for a show that’s been off air for 2 years#anyway.. hype!#if Glenn promotes Sunny at all this week I’m sure a chunk of ppl will show up again as well lol#but it won’t be near comparable to what the official trailer does for the fandom#ask
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if life gets any worse I’m reawakening my C.ai addiction
#*shaking and crying in a corner*#*sobs violently*#funny#sillyposting#meme#giggling and twirling my hair#dead poets society#midwest emo#cai#c.ai#charter ai#Maruaders#pjo#harry potter fandom#harry styles#1direction#Idk#ginger#donald trump#what are these tags#uhh#Christian Minecraft server#My dog is looking at me weird#Cmbyn#pobawf#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#rick riordan#Explodes
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