#dying wtf....

[nyaskitten]

You're telling me "as iron sharpens iron" is a fucking bible quote???? Ninjago did a bible reference and Christianity still isn't canon???

[puppypawbz]

me when i see my most profitable customer

[delhe-dalim]

Oh Mayday... Warm colors cuz he deserves some warmth 🥹

[epiclad]

Hunter D and Rogier, the premiere Dungeons & Demigods party of the Lands Between. (squeezed Gostoc in there because why not)

[sibelin]

"goth is a mindset" wrong. surprise sisters of mercy attack 💣🦇🗡💥🧨👊🔥🦇🗡💣

[muchmossymess]

Merlin: uh oh looks like I can't manipulate mansplain manservant my way out of this one

Merlin: manslaughter it is

Arthur: meRLIN NO!

[nibbelraz]

I am endlessly entertained by the prospect of MBJ just having literally no clue how human physiology works, and thus believing everything he hears (which, paired with SQH's propensity for saying dumb shit without thinking, is a recipe for disaster)

like:

SQH: ugh if I read any more expense reports my eyeballs will fall out of my head

MBJ: *frantically gathering as many expense reports as he can carry before shoving them into the fire*

SQH: *literally watching all his work burn up in flames* i-

MBJ: please hold in your eyeballs

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SQH, offhandedly: lmao wei qingwei ate so many bao buns at the festival that I honestly think he's going to turn into one

MBJ, absolutely horrified, actually gives his condolences to the (very confused) human man because this affliction which will soon take his humanity is a fate worse than death. Also he starts hiding SQH's melon seeds

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SQH: ugh I'm so stressed out i'm gonna EXPLODE

MBJ: NO-

Yes YES OH man Shang Qinghua definitely has no filter when complaining about stuff, Poor Mobei he's learning so many awful things about humans and how MUCH DANGER THEYRE IN (how much danger his favorite human is in)

He tries to learn more about what can happen to his poor human so he's spying on Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghuas meetings only to hear them BOTH dramatically explain how tired they are, Shen Qingqiu with some peak lord duties juggled with Binghe and Shang Qinghua with just the amount of paper work and how they both won't make it if things don't slow down soon which prompts Mobei to immediately tell Luo Binghe that his consort is going to DIE if he doesn't get rest immediately this second

I can see this getting SO out of hand so fast, He'd bury Shang Qinghua in blankets and hold him tight so absolutely nothing can bother him and he'd be safe

[rapidhighway]

H-hyey guys- [collapses on the floor and dies]

[ashpkat]

i can’t believe octavian died like… that. of all things in a middle grade kids books series. and everyone was chill about it. literally no one gaf octavian died so horrifically even if it was ‘just’ —and as the readers… we were chill with it too

[coin-z3fs]

Obtain a brother as you journey to save your friend’s husband

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(If you wanna hear my short ramble about my take on these two then proceed under the cut)

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So, if for whatever reason some of you realized that the way I draw Dante’s hair is different from how I usually do it (undercut) on the top drawing, is because Aphmau styled his hair when they got back to Phoenix Drop as a way to repay him for giving her the winter clothes and her hair ribbon (before that she just let her hair loose). She asked Nicole for help since if Aphmau did it herself the result could be compared to how she builds ships (That’s also how Nicole and Dante met first time B:))

Dante didn’t mind the drastic haircut, it kind of made him look less like Gene, which he appreciated.

Here’s also the context of the scenes:

[steveharrirngton]

you make heaven a place on earth ♪

[nazura]

[voxbox20]

I was just watching an episode of Game Changer on my phone, accidentally took a screenshot, and I may have unintentionally gotten the best reaction image:

This is the epitome of “Wtf is this shit??”

[reblogsquire]

Anyone else totally normal about this? *counting rocks in my pilldispenser before opening all the lids and downing all of them, including the dispenser*

[toastedhotdogs]

are we ignoring that tim’s first time as robin consisted of him stealing and wearing jason’s costume (the one in the case, the one he DIED IN) and running up to bruce and saying he’s robin with bruce having no prior knowledge of tim’s existence

imagine you’re bruce and a kid that looks shockingly similar to your dead son comes running up to you wearing the clothes he died in and saying he’s your son

how do you even react to that

[gunsatthaphan]

so anyway ready to be m*rdered 💀🔪😩