#evan x emmeline

[crimsonlovebartylus]

and if I say that evan and barty are codependent bestfriends, platonic soulmates THAT tried to date but they never worked out because they were different AND also were inlove with other people aka Regulus and James (or Edgar Bones, or Emmeline)

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

emmeline giving everyone forehead kisses. everyone. the only person who receives cheek kisses is no other than evan himself.

every time he gets one, he looks so incredibly smug

[dogwaterpoopyboy]

grah

[nyxiolls]

james : you don't scare me, reg

regulus : then why is your heart beating so fast, potter I can hear it from here.

james : cus you're kinda cute

reg : ...

james : :)

[swiftiereg]

A round of applause for Mary MacDonald, the REAL Casanova of the Gryffindor Tower. Thank you.

[nothingtoseeherebyeexx]

i love marylily but i have to borrow emmary for a sec bc jealousy looks so good on lily…

also marlene is horrified bc she’s afraid she’s about to become a child of divorce, and dorcas is a hardcore marylily shipper

the full drawings:

matching dorlene icons and close up of my wife:

[starstruckmoony]

style.

masterlist

pairing - sirius black x fem!reader

summary - you and sirius start dating after accidentally running into each other at a concert but confirm nothing (till now), just to watch everyone lose their shit online.

trope/tags - band/celeb!au, instagram/social media!au, modern!au, fluff, terrible humour

word count - 1k

warnings - language

part 1 / part 2 / part 3

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starmanblack shades

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yourusername cigarette*

starmanblack ok duolingo

yourusername smash tbh

starmanblack not you copying my comment

yourusername i don't have the rizz it takes to come up with something original

starmanblack ain't no way you just said that

prongsyboy stop stealing people's glasses 😤

starmanblack never

vance_emm i'm like ragingly gay but you're kinda cute

starmanblack this is why you're my favourite lesbian

mmmckinnon TRAITOR

mmmckinnon it's not too late to delete this

starmanblack get out of my comment section

user828181 address the rumours sirius

user000423 run me over with your car i promise i'll pay for the damages 🙏

user627477 YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN US ANY ANSWERS

user999653 i'm perfect wife material, just saying

user424227 y'all realise that he's less likely to address the rumours if we keep being annoying 💀

user209996 nah fr he's gonna start hating us all

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yourusername never would have though that my shows in dublin would be the craziest ones out of all but you guys actually delivered and i couldn't be happier! 💕 these past three nights were absolutely insane and i can't wait to be back (and i may or may not have already booked a few venues 😩) PLUS someone got proposed AND I DIDN'T EVEN SEE 😭 so if any of you beautiful people who were there have the video my dms are open for business lmao 🙏💞

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starmanblack apparently the proposal happened right next to me 💀

yourusername BABE HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE?

starmanblack CAUSE YOU WERE BETTER THAN THE PROPOSAL

starmanblack my guitar ate as always

yourusername she's even signed 😱

starmanblack slay 😝

yourusername GO TO SLEEP OMG

starmanblack say it to my face 😤

xeno_lovegood i had so much fun

yourusername i'm smiling so hard rn

pete__ sirius is a certified simp because how do you miss a proposal that's happening next to you?

mmmckinnon it's because he's both sirius and a simp petey

prongsyboy sirius doing sirius things 🤣

user552520 dunno bout y'all but i got my confirmation tonight

user073789 YOU WERE SO GOOD OH MY GOD

user843632 i'm so lonely the proposal made me cry

user439546 love me some sappy shit fr

user674848 this was un fucking real no joke

user993455 SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE RUMOURS I'M BEGGING

user200017 learn to read between the lines lol

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yourusername date night ⭐

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starmanblack pretty dress

yourusername why thank you

starmanblack my stomach feels funny from all that wine

yourusername my precious toilet 😭

marymacdonald gorgeous!!!

yourusername i was impersonating you

vance_emm AND SHE SAYS SHE HAS NO RIZZ

ev.rosier am i about to get fired?

yourusername of course not, you're my second favourite person

starmanblack i'm first

pandorasbox my friends are all so beautiful 🥺

yourusername us hot people stick together 😌

pandorasbox ONG

user329295 sirius is so lucky

user400128 i've never been more jealous of a man

user006272 IS THIS OUR CONFIRMATION?

user883265 mother is mothering

user306084 THE STAR

user243123 if this is another sike istg

user727211 I THINK IT'S NOT A DRILL ANYMORE

user492932 Y/N WE JUST NEED A SIMPLE YES OR NO DON'T DO THIS TO US

starmanblack

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starmanblack platonic snog

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yourusername people just don't appreciate friendships nowadays 🙄

starmanblack it's just so so sad 😣

yourusername i have better photos of us 👹

starmanblack strongly disagree

yourusername you don't wanna make this a competition

marymacdonald my mum said friends don't do that

starmanblack mama macdonald may be onto something

r.a.black affection 🤮

starmanblack i thought you unfollowed me?

r.a.black i did but i like lurking around here

starmanblack fan behaviour

rjlupin best friend things

prongsyboy HEY I'M HIS BEST FRIEND

rjlupin you were supposed to play along

user020226 MOTHER OF GOD IS THIS REAL

user366232 HDJQJDJQDJQ MY DELUSIONS WEREN'T DELUSIONS

user500447 you still need therapy

user432777 AIN'T NO WAY

user718710 I DIED DEAD.

user907015 GADHQHDQUDJQXJQDJQ I CAN'T FUCKING CATCH MY BREATH

user138282 are you still alive?

user907015 NO

user882446 this and platonic don't go together sirius 🙄

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yourusername pda is afraid of him

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starmanblack FINE you have better photos

yourusername see? that wasn't so hard to admit!

starmanblack i actually won in life

yourusername damn right you did

starmanblack celeb_gossip losing their minds rn

yourusername the kettle is B R E W I N G 🥵🫖🤩👀😳☕😝😻

bartyyy I KNEW BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE HAHA

yourusername well you're the favourite child...

lily_evans kinda illegal how you're both so hot

casmeadowes i've been saying!!!

cissy_blck REG'S SISTER IN LAW 😭

bellatrixieb he's one lucky man

r.a.black lucky isn't exactly the right word but okay

user737729 OH MY FUCKING SHIT

user632444 MY ACTUAL PARENTS

user536272 NOT ME NOT BEING DELULU

user292920 swifities can't relate

user155161 WALBURGA LIKED THIS HELP ME

user993929 narcissa is so real LMFAOOO

user032386 THAT SHOULD BE ME (idk which person i want to be more)

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yourusername happy birthday to this idiot who i unfortunately love very much 💕

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starmanblack tragic how i love you back

yourusername absolutely

starmanblack rizz god since 12

yourusername are you still 12?

lily_evans got me tearing up over here

yourusername awwww 🥺

rjlupin you should have used that one photo where he was on the potty

starmanblack WHY ARE YOU LETTING THEM KNOW THAT EXISTS?

rjlupin denying it would have worked yk

casmeadowes i woke up to this 💀

starmanblack good

mmmckinnon mondays.

user939355 THE CAT

user019661 i'm making this my profile picture

user763772 tell him i said happy birthday

user195666 imagine having someone say they love you so publicly ha ha ha ha ha

user244488 fuck being single fr

user328911 NO BUT THIS IS KINDA CUTE 😭

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[boturelate]

Mary Macdonald x Emmeline Vance

I adore them actually

[no-names-work]

Figure You Out by VIOLÀ but it’s Barty, singer, singing at a show where he sees Reg after writing the song about Reg and James.

Like Reg and Barty locking gazes and you can see that Reg knows it’s about him and Barty winks before turning to the crowd to continue.

And James not understanding because not a single soul knows about the short relationship Barty and Reg had.

And Evan (who’s in the duo with Barty) is trying to explain to James what happened with just a look. But James doesn’t understand because he can’t read minds.

Then a few shows later Edgar shows up (still on that) and Evan is playing directly towards HIM

And it’s a mess of Evan trying to seduce Edgar and Barty trying to seduce Reg.

Bonus if Edgar is dating Benjy Fenwick (but boom they break up and Benjy goes with Peter)

And James dating Reg but they break up so James goes with Lily

And Xeno and Benjy are Edgar’s best friends so therefore Pandora’s so (including Evan) it’s a big group (but Amelia Bones and Emma Vanity and Alice Fortescue are the og friends instead of Evan and Pandora)

•So the group is Amelia, Emma, Alice, Xeno, Benjy, Edgar

•with invitation to Evan, Pandora, and Peter

And Barty and Sirius are friends because I said so

And Remus and Regulus are friends because I said so

And Dorlene is happening. Dorcas is Barty and Evan’s manager and Marlene is security

And Barty is openly gay in every way possible while Evan isn’t closeted but he’s a 50/50 and no one knows for sure

And Evan had an affair with Emmeline so Rita Skeeter writes about that and there’s a rumor and that rumor made Edgar not date Evan because “Evan was dating Emmeline” and he “didn’t want to be the reason they broke up”

[thebibutterflyao3]

Day Eighteen - Prompt: Piercing @rosekiller-microfic

March Daily Series - 525 words

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Frank escorted him to the waiting area the same way he’d walked him back. He turned his bulky shoulders as they passed Evan’s doorway, rather conveniently blocking Barty’s view. If he’d hoped for a moment of eye contact, an acknowledgment of his presence at least, he was sorely disappointed.

“Let’s see it,” Emmeline demanded, waving him closer. “Where did you get it this time?”

Barty turned and pointed at his calf. He couldn’t force words past his lips. Especially when her curious expression twisted into grim satisfaction.

“Well, that about sums it up.”

Frank puffed an amused breath through his nose as he gripped Barty’s shoulder. “I thought so too.”

Emmeline scratched her wrist distractedly before snapping the ponytail holder she always wore there. It seemed to be a nervous habit of hers when she was distinctly uncomfortable. His presence initiated that habit nearly every time he came in.

Frank said that she was disturbed by his haphazard tattoos. She hated disorder, and that’s exactly what he represented. It was a little late to sort out the chaos now though.

“So, see you next month? Or perhaps in two?” she said casually.

“Probably, but I need an appointment.” The words left his throat before he could talk himself out of it. “For a piercing.”

Emmeline’s eyebrows shot up her forehead. “A piercing?”

Barty caught movement in the corner of his eye. Evan’s blond hair poked out over the privacy wall of his stall. He hoped that was a sign that he was listening. That he was interested.

“A Jacob’s ladder.”

Frank inhaled sharply and winced. “Are you sure about that, mate?”

“Yes.”

A low whistle sounded from one of the customers waiting nearby and more than one man squirmed in his seat. Others looked around in confusion.

“I suppose that’s one way to handle a break-up,” Frank whispered in his ear. “A horrifying way, but that’s you all over, isn’t it?”

A sudden, loud ringing was drowned out by the thrum of his pulse as it quickened to a frantic staccato. Barty willed his heartbeat to calm. He’d thought about this one for a long while, but couldn’t quite summon the courage to go through with it.

So, right now is when I find it? What the fuck?

Emmeline shook her head as she flipped open the shop’s scheduling book. A quick glance at the calendar showed Evan was the only one with openings this week. Barty knew he’d refuse though, and clearly Emmeline did too. She flipped ahead to next week and sighed with relief.

“Monday at 3pm with the boss, alright?” she said, tapping her pen against the book as she waited for his assent.

“That’s fine. Thanks.” Barty was almost convinced that he was experiencing a small seizure at the moment. His eyelids fluttered while his mouth opened on its own accord and spilled out words without his brain’s permission.

As he spun around, Barty chanced a glance toward Evan’s stall. The stunning bloke’s head and shoulders were visible above the partition. He stood with his arms crossed and scowled at Barty openly now. Tucking his chin into his chest, Barty made a hasty exit.

Next Part>>>

[winnienora13]

CASTING MARAUDERS

Marlene:Sophie Thatcher

Sirius:Felix Mallard(I don’t really like that one but I don’t really like any Sirius fancast so)

Remus:Esteban Kukuriczka

James:Achintya Bose

Peter: Lewis Capaldi

Dorcas:Precious Mustapha

Mary:Sofia Bryant

Pandora:-white=Elle Fanning

-black= @canfrgu or Willow Smith

Xenophilius:river phoenix

Emmeline Vance:Nhung Hong

Alice Fortescue:Carey Mulligan

Frank Longbottom:Jim Sturgess

Lily:Annalise Basso

Barty:Maxence Fanet Fauvel or Richard Harmon

Evan:-white= Casper von Bülow or Hugh Laughton Scott

-black:Dominic Fike or Kelvin Harrison jr

Regulus: Timothée Chalamet

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Regulus: What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?

Barty: Knife to the throat?

Emma: Gun to the back?

Pandora: Poison in his cup?

Amelia, token hufflepuff: You’re all horrible!

couple of weeks later

Regulus: Where do you think the money went?

Evan: Guns?

Emmeline: Ships?

Dorcas: Bombs?

Xeno: Political bribes?

Everyone look at Amelia: 👀

Emma: This is where you tell us how awful we are.

Amelia: They all seem like practical choices.

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

evan hates emmeline. he hates her so much that he would be overjoyed if she died. actually, he'd gladly kill her himself just so he doesn't have to look at that stupid face with those stupid dark eyes that look like chocolate and that stupid and totally not cute nose that he wants to boop all the time and-

eyo wait who the fuck is that guy with her??? how dare he hold her hand??? make her smile??? hello??? -evan who is totally not jealous shut up barty you don't know anything

[dogwaterpoopyboy]

merrily we fall out of line

[nyxiolls]

the marauders playing werewolf ; (game on plato)

james : would somehow always be the first to lose, this man CANNOT lie, he'd be the first victim every time

sirius : would holler at james losing every single time and follow right after because no one believes him

remus : he doesn't understand the game at first but once he does, he'd either be unbeatable or lose because of a silly reason

barty : somehow always gets the evil character and never kills Evan; he'd CACKLE after every kill, he'd also wheeze when he got something like the harlot

evan : somehow knows barty is the wolf and gets him killed or protects him; he's just there for the vibes and to spend time with his friends, doesn't mind if he loses

regulus : gaslights the fuck out of everyone, always wins. no exceptions. this man is fucking unbeatable.

dorcas : is good at it but she'd go into a rage episode every time she gets killed unfairly

lily : this girl would not lose

pandora : literally no one would suspect her so she ends up winning every single time

mary : doesn't understand the game, tries playing and gives up.

marlene : eyes only on protecting dorcas every single time but votes to kill her just to mess with her.

alice : just there for the vibes, sits with popcorn while provoking people and trying a hand in everyone's phones and gets overly competitive with them

emmeline : wouldn't lose. she'd bomb the game every single time, she'd win. no exceptions, this woman is FIERCE when it comes to games

[enbysiriusblack]

what if emmeline vance was covered in blood? and lily evans stood over her with her arms folded and called her insane? and they proceed to make out for half an hour? what then?