#everyone loves peter

[winterspiderpurrs]

Okay but Peter getting kidnapped. The doe eyed innocent, science puns, very conservative with clothes and layers. The one who isn't associated with the business. Sure he had some basic training to help protect himself. But he wasn't like the rest of them.

And Tony and his men doing all they can to hunt down the person who took Peter and to rescue him.

They were not expecting a dinning hall full of dead bodies.

Peter sitting at the head of the table. Sitting on the lap of someone with a knife in his eye. He was in what appears to be a lacey teddy lingerie. Calmly sipping the lobster bisque. He had on a metal collar that was chained to the chair. A gun sitting next to the half empty glass of white wine. Bullet shells scattered around.

" Oh good! You're here! My neck is starting to hurt"

[chemyafnaf]

I like to think that everyone loves Peter Parker (MCU) and they all are trying to get adoption papers for him lmao

[number1abbasupporter]

Sirius: i’m gay

James: that’s cool mate

James: everyone has gay thoughts though

Remus:

Peter:

Sirius:

Remus: boy do i have news for you

[24-7fandombrain]

Miles, introducing his parents to the Spider Squad: This is my girlfriend Gwen, and this is my boyfriend Hobie, and this is Hobie's and my boyfriend Pavitr, and this is Pavitr's girlfriend Gayatri, and this is my second dad Peter, and this is Peter's wife MJ, and this is Peter's husband Miguel-

[whollyjoly]

hi i need everybody to stop and see this selfie that lou ferrigno jr took with maurice the chicken from bobby begins again (+ bonus bts photo)

its unreal how much i need this man

anyways thank you for your time enjoy your day

[corwnvus]

Been trying to simplify my artstyle for pieces like this so it dosnt take 20+ hours, I think I've done it so I can keep the details but not the time!! I hate how sirius came out but remus.. I want to eat him.

[razberrypuck]

ik I've joked about it before but I really do love how the slimecicle character formula is just like. make a silly goofy wet guy. give him unimaginable amounts of childhood trauma and bad coping mechanisms. make his life just a little bit better and then tear it away from him. gay rp to ease the pain. and you know what? I eat that shit up every time we love charlie slimecicle in this household

[theshadowrealmitself]

Trans masc Peter who wore a hoodie over his hero costume at the start of his career for a bit because of dysphoria, trying to drop hints to Miles that he knows what he’s going through and he’s there for support

Miles being confused because he’s just wearing a jacket with his costume because it looks cool

[gender-thief2]

now look i don’t wanna ship that rarepair…

BUT THE PARASITES WANT ME TO SHIP THAT RAREPAIR

[dragonshoardofworks]

DP x DC x Marvel

This is an idea I had yesterday, but I didn't want it to be swept away from the Dannypocalypse, so let's gooooo!

The Lazarus Pits are just more than just leaked ectoplasm into the material world, they're unstable rifts that could potentially tear apart the whole Infinite Realms! (The Fenton Portal doesn't count because technology keeps it stable.)

While one or two could be somehow manageable, the League of Assassins found a way to recreate them and the new model was definitely more unstable than the old ones...

SO this clearly needed an intervention.

Luckily, Clockwork has two apprentices heroes that own them some favors...

This is how Danny Fenton/Phantom, Peter Parker/Spider-man and the ghost of one (1) Tony Stark (as an emotional support ghost) found themselves being loaned to the DC Universe to close every single one of these Pits.

(Danny became CW's unofficial apprentice after they helped him with TUE.)

(@stealingyourbones @ashoutinthedarkness @the-sprog if y'all are interested... >:3c)

(Spoilers from Spider-man: No Way Home under the cut.)

(Peter is the one from the MCU after No Way Home, but he gets his happy ending thanks to CW who fixed Strange's Spell and so MJ and Ned still remember him... in exchange for a future favor, AKA being transferred to the DCU to fix things.)

[winterspiderpurrs]

The moment people are talking about sleeping arrangements for an event/Gala out of town or a mission and someone goes

" Well it's not like any of us sleep naked" but Peter raises his hand " I do. I mean I sleep naked most of the time...but I have lots of pj's so no worries"

And the STARES cause Peter has the most pajamas out of everyone, lots of comfy cozy outfits. Nothing to even hint that he straps down at night....

[snoriangray]

4th January 1982 - Happy 42nd birthday Castrovalva!!!

[dirtbagdefender]

a few submissions on @911whatsyourgratitude

[itsstilltru]

Taking a break from murder and gore 🚬🐷

[lichenbite]

my favourite part of classic who is in the visitation where five is a massive cunt to everyone the entire time for literally no reason, shouts at nyssa and then has a voice crack so ridiculous it completely undermines any self-importance he was trying to establish

[iwasbored777]

The thing about Spiderverse fandom is that we're debating if Miles should forgive Gwen and did she have a good reason not to take his side and everyone's making these analyses and stuff but no one cares about Peter B no one is asking if he should be forgiven or whatever mf is just there. Gwen and Miles get this major love drama and Gwen gets a full character arc and she's so fleshed out and Peter he just has a baby and no one's asking why he didn't visit Miles (he had a happy life to come back to unlike Gwen in case he gets kicked out) and then he joins the kids in the end of the movie just bc. Dude is just....there...and he has a baby. And that's all.