#haha punny

[plumsodapop]

APRIL FOOLS!!!

[tilltheendwilliwrite]

I have this shirt that is Marvel centric in that it literally says Thor on it. But it's spelled out in like pretty flower letters. I know for a fact my boss doesn't like it, but I wear a cardigan and sit behind a desk all day so no one notices unless I stand up.

Still, today, I'm staring at it in my closet, waffling like one does on "do I or don't I" when I finally said f it.

It's Thorsday.

🤣

[someguynamedjoereal]

school knight tmr smh

[orbinnshirt]

Dude, hear me out: :3

I can tolerate algebra and a little bit of calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.

sibling in christ, you like algebra and calculus but not geometry? aren't you a rare one! usually, it's the exact opposite.

[azuremallone]

The hole in one was preceded by a birdie.

It was par for the course.

[punnifullife]

Why do I have the feeling that Nightwing was supoosed to kiss Starfire in the How lomg is Forever episode? During the part where Nightwing gave her the time machine and Njghtwing got closer to her face. It feels like that has been cut.

I think it was just the animation team screwing with the audience. They looove the "will they, won't they"

(I mean this is ep 1 of s2. We don't get a kiss until the MOVIE a year AFTER the show ended).

[fretbored34]

"Ooh a mallard. Ouch, my head!!"

[knittingwithhighlighters]

Austin Powers walked so Ken could run.

Austin Power: Mojo

Powerpuff Girls: Mojo Jojo

Barbie movie (2023): Mojo Dojo Casa House

[mushroomfernfox]

Do yyou think birds can open cans of soda?

I don’t know, CAN they?

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[wahroh]

Not too bright, huh?

[bereft-of-frogs]

I am so full of pride when I look at my final word count, just squeaking over 70k, which is great because I've always wanted to write longer fics and felt like I'd gotten stuck with shorter, the 20-40k range, I finally feel like I have the patience, discipline, and skill to focus on the more novel-like works I've always had in my head--

this lasts until I start tabbing through comments I've left myself like [ come up with something clever here ] / [ need a punny name for this thing ] and then I think....ah. fuck.

[dsarewq2095]

My friends bakery burned down last night, now is business is toast

[etherealsausage]

Hey, what's a water-breathing creature's favorite subject?

...eeligion and fishosophy

[ooctosquid]

Happy birthday to the punny'est guy alive. May each new year treat you kindly

[punnifullife]

Man, I don't know if anyone else was like this, but when I was a kid I would listen to music and imagine the characters I liked, like them in the song and in the video clip. In Zeed's Spectrum, I imagined Robin and Starfire hahaha, I think it's because in the clip there was an alien girl with the human guy.

Omggg I forgot all about this song. 12 years ago??? I'm so old 😪 😩

But I still listen to songs and make silly videos in my head.