#he didnt think to open a door??

[ajstaria]

the only thing i got from the new ivan video was that hes shit at hide n seek dawg

[mipmoth]

Hunting for bugs in their clothes before they go in the washing machine is a nightmare and ofcourse brining the sun home

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: CAN YOU HEAR ME!? GUYS! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR!

Friday: Peter, 'guys' is a gendered pronoun, I would recommend an alternative term like 'folks', 'team', 'crew' or 'everyone' as to not offend or cause discomfort to members of the team

Peter: FOLKS! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR!

[heart-select]

shire movie but its literally just belladona and bungo's love story (altho probably just belladona adventures really)

[kusuokisser]

ever since he turned 14 saiki teleports to some far away place for his birthday. yes hell go squat in a hotel room watching tv and eating cake for a day but GOD FORBID He spend time with his parents

[pansyfemme]

sighs dreamily

[mgmk-daily]

COME on come on ill be your android girl

CURRENT SONG: FTWWW

Word: 110/314

Day: 110

Location: the tag from my party poison jacket which arrived in the mail today!!!

[what-is-it-to-be-pk-esque]

My partner finally finished BG3 but has no idea that his ending was actually bad cause he was a pro-Vlaakith githyanki who rode off with Lae'zel but got NO EPILOGUE where Withers points out y'all died im 😭😭😭

they have no idea what happened with Gale or anyone else (who was still alive) after flying away 🙃🙃🙃

[manicpixiedreamcrowley]

it just hit me that aziraphale didn’t know crowley killed ligur until they swapped for the trials

[jrueships]

Gg is such a loving rook toward his vets and they're so thrown off it bcs they're trying to keep it cool in front of them meanwhile ggs hugging jaren and jumping all over voting for the first time 😭😭 not even winning a game or smthin. he is just so happy 😭

[bunnyb34r]

Lmaooo so pretty much since I started, my work friend who works in the freezer/cooler sections has been trying to get me to come help over there (I actually cannot as I am not SAFE certified. He knows this but still it's just a running joke) and the other week I was working Health and Beauty and he was like "hey hey hey uh uh! You're supposed to help ME!" To which I said that only one person can ask a day and Bootleg already asked that day. So a couple days ago he was leaving the breakroom as I was coming in to clock in, as was our mutual work buddy who also works that area. He goes "ah ah ah you gotta help work the cooler today. See I asked before anyone else could!" To which I said "ah man, I'm not clocked in yet, doesn't count!" And went in to clock in as they left

So yesterday our mutual work buddy was like "so I heard you're coming to the cooler 👀" (again joking) and I just said "nope he's a liar. He's telling you lies man. But I heard YOU'RE coming to clothing."

We just laughed and went on with what we had been doing.

But TODAY I guess when RC came in to lunch, he was telling Homicidal Forklift Driver that I should move to the cooler. Like trying to get someone else to back them up that I should switch bc they see what a good job I do in clothing so I would be able to make the shelves look nice there too

RC was like oh hell no, I need her in clothing man. She's like the one person there who works!

To which they both said, "yeah and imagine how nice the cooler would look!"

She told them that I actually had mentioned yesterday that it didn't really sound like a bad deal, but that I'd 100% be moved back to clothing within a month bc no one but me can handle the kids section 😅

Felt nice though having people "fight" over me/praise my work sgdgdggdg getting that recognition for how well I do my job

I really dont think I'd mind working in the cooler, or fresh, but I hate having to check for close expiration dates and the boxes are so so heavy 😰

Plus I think the girl who recovers clothing second shift would kill me agsgdgdggd she'd like come in as a customer 8am on the dot and track me down to beg me to come back to clothing bc she can't handle the mess that is kids without me 😅

Anyways that made me laugh to hear

[devilzfruit]

i just napped for like 4 hrs. uh. hello.

[whimsycore]

one things I've noticed is once you've been mobbed or group bullied before you see signs ahead of time and try to get ahead of the curb just to be let down again

I just started a new job, I started in person suddenly I was seen as "antisocial, loud, unqualified" and every sterotypical attribute to black people including being repeatedly called "prioritized" by people who have offices while i'm in a cubicle

I could tell by today (I told my boss I was getting my ID) they were purposefully trying to be frustrating and gaslit me about it

the girl who usually lets me in was no where to be seen and someone WAVED at me and kept walking, I was eventually let in and told how I was a priority and they weren't when they got their ID.

Along with people coming up to my cubicle to peek at me and leave

Along with that my landlord called me greedy after forcing me to go to the store with her like....theyre wild in this City.

[meistoshi]

im still laughing abt how anon phrased the leaving thing ksjfhgs like yeah!!! it is that flat. it is that 🤔🤨. he feels guilt but refuses regret, he has interpersonal issues, he's a hypocrite & one therapy session from realizing he is not as perfectly good as he believes himself to be.

[coachbeards]

wild thing abt that clip is that when his hallucinations say that he doesn’t accept the love and support of the people around him, beard actually looks around

[dandyshucks]

after spending A FULL HALF HOUR trying to find the neighbour's cat that I'm catsitting only to discover he'd somehow shut himself into one of the bedrooms, I am led to wonder if pokemon ever accidentally shut themselves into rooms and are unable to work the doorknobs to let themselves out again 😭😭