#he refuses

[alyakthedorklord]

*after breaking up a fight at a club, all the dancers huddled around, shellshocked and giving statements*

Nightwing, noticing an empty pole:

Nightwing: …

Nightwing, flipping onto the stage and hooking a leg around the pole: My fine entertainers, your show may have been interrupted, but may I interest you in a private show of your own?

A video goes viral of Nightwing poledancing for a group of very enthusiastic strippers in a half-demolished club while Batman and several police officers watch in bemusement.

Spoiler races halfway across Gotham to join in.

[frogwithgun]

Back with more married Satosugu headcannons!!!! Bc I love them and they get to have a happy ending. They deserve it goddammit.

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Geto doesn't get mad often but when he does Gojo usually just hides in Nanamis house lol

Until nanami kicks him out that is

Speaking of Nanami he is considered the godfather of Nanako and Mimiko should something happen to Geto and Gojo

In the meantime he is Uncle Nanami

There's also Auntie Shoko

And the students who are very obviously their cousins

(Their favorite is Nobara)

The girls for the longest time thought that having two dads was normal for everyone and were surprised to learn otherwise

And oh Lord when they learned about pregnancy

"Dad? Who got pregnant with us?"

"Excuse me?"

"Dad did!"

"SATORU SO HELP ME GOD!"

After that they were convinced Geto gave birth to them

Geto and Gojo were a bit scared to come out at first bc they didn't how people would take it

Gojo was rather surprised to see Shoko reluctantly giving Nanami $20 after coming out

He was also surprised when Shoko gave Nanami another $20 when they found out Geto asked him out

Gojo likes to annoy Geto for no particular reason and then turn on his infinity when Geto goes to retaliate

So Geto just teases him till he turns of infinity lol

Gojo breaks so damn fast

You remember that pheromone perfume that went around? Geto tried it once and Gojo pounced on him so fucking fast

In the dead of night if Geto needs to get something he'll just wake up Gojo and use those blue ass eyes as a flashlight

Gojo doesn't even mind

Instead of holding hands Geto likes to hold Gojos arm

Which makes Gojo feel very protective

[glittter-gel]

when kyōtani was younger he had an afro and his sisters showed yahaba some pictures of him back then (withouts kentarōs permission ofc) and ever since yahaba has been BEGGING him to grow it back

[lambsouvlaki]

hey! no clue if you’ll like this idea but thought i’d give it a shot. i was reading one of my favorite books the other day and there was a quote that reminded me of a dynamic/idea that i’d love to see with Jason. since i have no clue what the dynamic is called i’ll just show you part of the quote to give you the general idea (obvs have however many liberties you want. i just don’t know the name for it).

(“I want you to stay. I want you to… I want you.”

“And how will you have me?. Fully clothed, gloves on, your head turned away so our lips can never touch?”)

i can imagine it would be pretty angsty and angry.

Ooh I love this. Have a mini-fic.  

(I’m going with Arkham knight jason because that’s the sandbox i’m playing in right now.)

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“Take off the helmet,” she said. 

The glowing front panel looked down at her, the LEDs of its display unchanging in their cycle. 

Just outside the room the heavy boots of the militia thudded against the metal floors. The light flickered beneath the door as they moved back and forward. 

They stood barely a foot apart in the semi-dark, at the foot of her bed. Her breathing seemed so loud. The helmet silenced his entirely. 

He didn’t move. She could read so much from his body normally, the rage driving him when he marched, the focus in his steady hands when he took apart his weapons, the refusal to bend in his broad, tense shoulders. Then he looked at her, and she saw nothing. Only a blank mask, and a body that faced her but would never close the distance.

 She lowered her head. 

“I get it.” She turned towards the door. 

He caught her arm. Her breath hitched. His hold was gentle, as soft as a plated gauntlet could be.

“You don’t.” His modulator was quiet, but harsh. It couldn’t be anything else. “I want you to stay. I want you to… I want you.”

She turned back. He was closer now. For a moment she felt the desperation to reach to her in his hold, in the tightening of his fingers, an urgency and need straining against a refusal to step closer. 

She let out a shaky breath and looked up at him. Her hand rose to gently cup his jaw through the helmet. She hoped he could see the need in her eyes. The understanding she would extend if only he trusted her enough to try. How much she yearned for him.

The unblinking display looked back. 

"You want me like this?" she whispered, desperation warring with rising anger. "Fully clothed, gloves on, your head turned away so our lips can never touch?”

He let go.

She closed her eyes, then walked away.

[kxkarot]

Time to leave. Before the attention diverts back to him.

[aaaaanndbackstabbed]

Della: how do cope with your own mortality?

Donald: violent out bursts.

Goldie: general slutiness.

Scrooge: thanks to denial I am immortal.

[imbatman-imtired]

Puts you in a crop top

No. *changes out of it*

[parryperi]

This....is the villager I have that resembles Trunks and is allergic to pants.

He's...very shameless and seems to have Ultra Instinct, as I can't whack him on the head for walking around like that.

His profession is dancer.

[shmebulockshmebulock]

You're that gnome that Bill told us he cursed ages ago, right? You poor thing!

Too bad you're going to get eviscerated in weirdmageddon 2.0!

Unless you join us, perhaps?

-Kryptos

SHMEBULOCK.

SHMEBULOCK!..

[ardenssolis]

@darabeatha said (inbox):

Kiss, kill, marry for ozy to pick from my muse list🧐 u can only pick two from each category☝️

HELLO??? I can't believe you come in my inbox like this and give such an ultimatum. Pick just two you say! As if that's easy! But -cracks my knuckles-

Kiss:

Asclepius. It’s all about the reaction. He needs to see it. Will there be a change? Will he just stare at him deadpanned? What is he going to do?! The people need to know! But also he’s overall would be just very curious because they are so wholly distant from people as they bury themselves in their profession that Ozy wonders if he’s ever attempted to enjoy some semblance of a normal life / doing other things aside from their steadfast devotion to one particular field. Also he can say that he managed to kiss the elusive doctor--

[Redacted].

Marry:

Aside from an obvious choice here in concerns to a certain Archer….

Odysseus for sure. His personality? Immaculate. Arrogant, but he knows what he can and cannot do, and that is to be respected. That man is a go getter and no matter what hardship comes to him, he overcomes it. That level of determination is immensely attractive to Ozy as is the other’s intense sense of loyalty as well. Get you a husband that will go through hell and back to get back to you. All these traits together would deem the other worthy of consideration most especially.

Constantine. He would marry him so he can take over his Empire. Fool! That was his plan all along! But also he’s pretty so that’s a bonus to it all, but really it’s so he can take over his empire.

Kill:

Ashwatthama. There’s no profound reason for this like him disliking him or anything. If anything, he finds Ash to be pretty neat with all his anger and that burning passion for battle. He just wants to see this fabled warrior in action and defeat him all the same JFHKSJHFKSFS. THAT’S IT.

Daybit. Same reason as Ash, except with Daybit being as incredibly powerful and intelligent as he is, Ozy finds that both attractive and dangerous. Any regular human who can just casually go toe-to-toe with a Servant and be their own one-man-army is definitely worthy of every ounce of respect he has. As a result of this respect that he feels towards the Crypter, he would deem them worthy of killing by his hand and just as worthy of remembrance too.

[avenin7]

Modern AU: Do Link and Revali watch tv or movies? If so, do they ever argue about what to watch, or snacks/food for while they’re watching?

OMG!! okay I love talking about the au!!!! Thank you! Hi!

They more like watching streams together. Revali does have a few shows he watches on his own but Link doesn't take them seriously enough so he gets mad watch them with him (so he just doesn't anymore unless he's seen it already).

Link enjoys Let's Play videos a lot so he watches a ton of those on repeat! Revali begrudgingly joins him (mostly cause Link gets so engrossed and it's kinda cute to him.)

As for snacks!! They don't argue per-se but Revali tries to keep to a "healthy" diet (he's weird about food) so when Link busts out all the chips and sweet rolls, and cupcakes he's seething mad about it. Even though he ends up eating a ton of it anyway.

{on very rare occasions, Revali will make Link a latte at home. Link knows very well to cherish it}

[fuckedprophet-arch]

and if i told you that dallas, who volunteered to be a horror actor in a haunted house at the halloween festival in sunnyvale, has literally come out of character ( he's dressed either like a zombie or a werewolf how original ) and carried scared little kids out -- what then? he's even escorted them through it when he realizes they're too young to be left by themselves in there and older siblings have ditched them. its an immediate on their level " is your sibling still in here? " if they say yes, " you wanna help me scare them real good? and then we'll go get a candy apple? "

its on you lil shit and its open season if they say yes.

[stealingpotatoes]

there is not a single task on earth that's more important than cat cuddles (source: my cat told me)

[sixeyesonathiel]

satoru hated his last name. hated it like a stone in his shoe—always there, always rubbing raw. gojo felt less like a name and more like a warning label. it wasn’t his, not really. it belonged to history books and clan heads and a bloodline that never once asked if he wanted any of it. being gojo meant being untouchable, invincible, alone. he grew up thinking of it like a muzzle. like shackles. like a script he never got to rewrite.

and then he married you.

and suddenly you're laughing, calling yourself mrs. gojo like it’s the most casual, normal thing in the world. no fear, no hesitation, just soft affection wrapped around something that once made his chest tighten. you sign it on forms, whisper it into the phone when making reservations, scrawl it on love notes you slip into his coat pocket before missions. like it's yours. like it's yours and his, not just a dynasty or a curse.

and he can’t take it. he can’t fucking take it.

you wear his name like a promise. like a shared secret. like you want it. like you want him. and satoru—satoru, the man, the boy beneath the title—he doesn't know what to do with that. he's unraveling. imploding. your voice saying his name makes him dizzy, because you don’t say it like the world does. you say it like it’s precious. like it’s soft. like it means something good.

and it’s so stupid, right? that a name he once loathed now makes his chest ache with something too big for words? all because of you? all because you made it beautiful?

he used to resent it. now he wants to carve it into the sky just so everyone knows you chose it. chose him. chose forever.

maybe the name was never the problem. maybe it just hadn’t belonged to the right person yet.

but now it does.

and now it sounds like home.

[brainrotcharacters]

That's that shit eating grin that practically screams "Harder! HARDER!" except the homoerotic subtext is a tripwire they're crash landing through

[noodles-and-tea]

I love non verbal Dick's HC so much!

What do you think was the case at his first gala? Was he able to speak yet, or did he still rely on Bruce to communicate?