#he’d be pissed

[spookyboywhump]

oh god bad timeline au au where nicholas' goons fuck up and kidnap zander instead of wren

All I can think of is Nicholas when he asked for his beloved Wren, his darling Love, his replacement for his Doll, and instead gets the pet he finds most obnoxious and most annoying and hates and loathes with his entire being and he just kinda-

[noxcheshire]

I know Danny is canonically 5’5”

BUT

I like the idea of Danny being even shorter than that. A Danny whose just SO tiny that most people clock him as being either very weak, which doesn’t help with his ghost-bird bones, or being very adorable due to tinniness.

Regardless, he’s been viewed as an innocent figure. In reality though, he is absolutely “violence is always the option” type of short guy. Like he embodies the stereotype of being so short that he has privileges in hell energy.

That type of short guy.

So just imagine this tiny little creature-teenager-child staring up and up at this person, neck craned back just to look them in the face. Danny is frowning at them, this insufferable person whose immediate reaction was to patronize him because Danny was deceptively tiny.

And Danny just goes, “You shall never know peace again,” before picking them up like they weigh nothing but a handful of grapes and YEETS THEM.

[flutesolo]

the really fun thing about making suki zuko’s personal guard is that she absolutely would figure out he’s the blue spirit. it’s literally her job to be on top of him, she would figure it out in under a month. and she would know that asking zuko to stop is a lost cause so she would follow him out. i need you to stop and picture the look on zuko’s face when he finds out suki knows he’s the blue spirit.

[richtkin]

if hannibal was real i think i’d hate him.

like put the whole cannibalism/murder thing aside yk damn well my ass wouldn’t be smart enough to figure that out.

but like just the fact that he wears suits constantly would piss me off. and ik he’d judge my food but like i’m a poor whore tf do you want me to do? spread my legs? oh wait! you’d somehow manage to judge me for that too!

get the fuck out of my face regina george you aren’t in high school anymore focus on YOUR DAMN SELF.

[sulliedsorrow]

my very indulgent fifteen!soukoku thought is that as much as dazai likes to rile chuuya up and push his buttons he doesn’t actually do anything that would properly piss him off.

to me their arguments are a game. dazai says something dumb, chuuya reacts accordingly, dazai pokes fun at him, chuuya makes his own comeback, dazai waves it off. rinse and repeat. they yell at each other for the sake of it and because it’s familiar to them.

which means that there are some days that chuuya isn’t up for it. when nothing dazai says can even garner a reaction. so on those days dazai doesn’t even try, he just sits next to chuuya, sometimes quiet, sometimes bitching about some people that got on his nerves. he says anything and everything in those moments and he can’t even tell if chuuya’s listening or not, but he hasn’t been told to fuck off so it must be okay.

[shellxrls]

pushing the weird jj!piss kink agenda and having him lick reader right after she's done😭😭

he grabs your hips before you have a chance to manoeuvre to get ahold of some toilet paper, forcing you to slightly crouch your knees in front him, eager mouth hovering beneath your damp pussy.

acquainted to his constant urge for affection, you attempt to shuffle away assuming he just wanted the closeness for a moment, only to be met with his unnerving stiffness.

“can smell you you know,” he mumbles into your thigh.

“mhm, now will you let go so i can get some toilet paper jj?” you reply flippantly, pushing against him further.

“can i lick you clean?” he whines, and you finally get the hint, acquiescing as your knees buckle and you approach his face.

he pulls you onto him from there, forcing his tongue into you for a lazy tongue-fuck before lapping at your clit, making you even more soaked with his own slobber.

when he finally lets you go, you notice a damp spot blooming in his the crotch of his shorts.

[a-ragtag-gang-of-raggamuffins]

newsies au where davey is the only one who knows they’re in a musical

[itsfushiita]

when thinking about protective megumi in fushiita i love the idea of megumi agreeing to rejoin the zen’in clan in order to put yuuji under the clan’s protection and keep him safe from the rest of jujutsu society but ofc it can’t be that simple!!!

“The Zen’in rules are that they’ll only protect one of their own.” Megumi clears his throat. “So Itadori needs to… marry into the family.”

“Marry?” Yuuji gapes at him. “But who—”

Megumi gives him a long, pointed look. “Who else?” he deadpans. “We’re getting married, Itadori.”

hehehehe

[poorsouling]

God pls I need him in the show looking like this pllssss

Give me THESE PROPORTIONS-

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

tma au where the apocalypse ritual doesn’t work because there’s one (1) typo in the statement document at the very end. Like Jon reads the whole ritual but it fails because the last line says “I opem the door” and so the door opems (not a real word in English) instead of opening and from then on any time Jonah Magnus shows “his” face (not actually his, because he is old and a face-stealing whore) in public everyone points and laughs at him for making a typo in the evil fear apocalypse ritual

[foreverandeveralone863]

“Johnny helps Kenshi eat” yeah his ass

[introvertgoat]

my hand at neil being a menace on twt:

conclusion:

aaron escapes to who knows where, but most likely far far away from neil josten !

[3amfanfiction]

Do you think Kyle ‘Gaz’ Garrick is the type to match his hat to his partners outfit?

You’re both getting ready to run errands on the weekend and he’s waiting for you to decide on what you’re going to wear.

He stands in the doorway of the closet as you’re picking through tops. He’s shirtless with his hands stuffed into his jean pockets, pulling the waistband low, giving you a peek at the marks you’d sucked on his abdomen last night.

“Aren’t you going to get dressed?” You look back at him while holding two hangers, trying to decide between them.

He smiles warmly, “Just waiting on you, dove” he tells you, watching you waffle back and forth between your options.

“I think I like the blue one. What do you think?” You ask, holding it up to your chest. Kyle tilts his head before walking over to his side of the closet and coming back with two hats. He holds them next to the top before making a decision.

“That’s perfect love, I’ve got just the hat to match.” He spins around to begin looking for a shirt to go with his hat.

“Kyle Garrick! Were you waiting on me so you could coordinate our outfits?” You splutter in mock outrage. You’re not sure why you’re surprised, this isn’t the first time he’s done something like this.

“We can’t have people thinking you’re single dove. What kind of man would I be if we’re out together and I’m wearing something that clashes with you. Plus,” he says moving closer to drag his lips up your throat until he can nibble at your ear, “I wouldn’t want to get kicked out of the store for telling someone off who didn’t realize you were taken.”

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[dykedvonte]

Benny x Courier but the Courier is increasingly in denial for their feelings for Benny cause they see him as this loser pretty city boy Vegas type and they slowly (or rather quickly) realize that there were in fact reasons why Benny was able to manipulate so many people, infiltrate the Fort and avoid serious injury for all of it.

Like surprise the corniest loser you know is actually pretty badass and you kinda find that infuriatingly attractive.

[oatlystrawberryicecream]

the thing is willis todd would’ve killed anyone who fucked with his son, joker or not he would end you or die trying

[justaz]

thinking of genderfluid merlin married to arthur :(

someone calling for the king asking where he is only to find merlin and immediately correct themself and refer to her as the queen :( thinking of merlin shifting for in the middle of a feast or meeting and people immediately switching from referring to him as the queen to calling him the king :( arthur calling merlin his beautiful wife or handsome husband or beautiful husband or handsome wife bc he’s a sap in love :(