#hi babe!!!!!!!

[softshuji]

Heyyyyyyyyy

-Shion

my love!!!!!! Baby!!!!! My darling!!!! Hello angel!

Hi baby. I missed you deathly. How's my angel?

[moxley]

having halsin as a companion and party member is very funny because none of this shit is his problem he just likes you so much

[novakiart]

spideypool but it's a comedy of errors

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Bernard: i lied. i don’t like sex. put your clothes back on babe and watch my power point presentation about What The Fuck Is Going On Between Batman And Twoface

Tim: …

[temeyes]

nibble (photo ref here!!)

[thebirdsandthebats]

Tim, about a dangerous mission that’s starting to bleed into his personal life: I just…I can’t let Bernard get caught up in this.

Dick: you’re worried about him, huh?

Steph: aww, he’ll be okay Tim—

Tim, dead-serious: no. because Bernard tries to pick a fight with anyone he thinks is hurting my feelings with zero regard for their size or skill set. I genuinely think he’d try to fight a supervillain if he thought one was bothering me.

[ballpitwitch]

𝐊𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐮 𝐑𝐞𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐍𝐉 - 𝟏𝟎/𝟎𝟖/𝟐𝟑

[mag200]

if the green knight challenged me to land any blow upon him and a year and yuletide later he would do the same action to me i would simply walk up and kiss him. rip to gawain but im different.

[meiliem1619]

I forgot to post this here before 2023 ended 😓

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

[maxknightley]

harry potter is bad and has had an extremely deleterious impact on politics; however, it has also led indirectly to some incredible Posts (e.g. dobby pussy indulgence, "he fucked that old man".)

because of this, combined with the release date of its movie adaptation, I can confidently say that Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone was "the 9/11 of children's literature"

[c2universe]

In today episode, we have:

“How Charlos’ petnames game going so far”

[haejjoon]

wip more

[mortiskiller]

@ihatemakingusernames is having a lot of fun with my belly.

[willowser]

katsuki blames the alcohol for making him stupid.

really stupid.

not that he's had a lot, but his tolerance is low for a guy of his size, and he can feel the edges of his inhibitions dulling with every drink of whatever denki has shoved in his hand. it doesn't taste like absolute shit, which is rare enough to have him indulging, just a bit, for the agency halloween party.

another sip has his head feeling a little swimmy, and before he knows it, his eyes are trailing across the room until they find you. again.

whatever the hell you're supposed to be tonight—a witch, or something else in a pointy hat—is really fucking with him, and has since you walked in. the costume isn't revealing in a sense that it's inappropriate for a work event, but it's...hugging you in all the right places. in every single one of them.

without tights, it would be on the too-short side, but—and no, katsuki can't fucking explain this—something about them is making everything worse. and your calf-high boots ain't helping, either.

it's just—your fucking—hips.

katsuki couldn't tell you what song is playing, but you're swaying back and forth to the tune and one of his canines digs into the plastic of his cup, so deeply that it makes a terrible creaking sound and dents beneath the pressure—and that's when a sharp elbow is delivered to the center of his chest.

mina is at his side when he looks, and her wide, freaky eyes scan his face before narrowing in her little shit-eating way.

"you're a pig."

katsuki chokes, and the little freak takes that as an admission of some kind.

"oh my god," she gasps, mouth falling in all her disgust and awe. "you can't even deny it!" and then she laughs, high and chirpy, and there's no way you can't hear her. "oh, you're down bad."

"cram it," he snaps, sinking his scowl into his cup. "i dunno what the hell you're talkin' about."

"you know i really thought better of you," mina sniffs effectively, turning her face up and away. "not the type to be blantly checking out somebody's ass."

katsuki bristles, and his aggrivation growns until the plastic in his hands starts to melt. "i wasn't—"

"i'm kidding!" mina snorts before flicking him in the nose, narrowly dodging the hand he swipes out at her. "quit being a baby and go shoot your shot already."

"piss. off."

but the hero is unaffected by him, simply scrunching up her face in response before turning on her heel to disappear further into the party.

she's wrong, katsuki thinks, because he's not a pig like sero or fucking dunce face or even kirishima, from time to time, who gets red in the face over a low cut shirt and a pair of tits.

fucking ridiculous, katsuki thinks, because he's way better than that.

it's just—the alcohol. that's making his lids heavy and his thoughts dark and his face hot. has him peeking at you over the lip of his cup, has him picturing you in his head when he's forced to look away.

and, well, maybe, the short cut of your dress has a little something to do with it, too—but he's keeping that shit to himself.

taking it to the grave, even.

[andy-clutterbuck]

requested by Anonymous