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why is huey duck in my gilmore girls
#most random celebrities in this show istg#like they jumpscared me with lois and peter griffin in earlier seasons#and now THE huey duck???#sorry i only know him from ducktales not community#my bad#hi nerd
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These are so fun to make
#birds#birdwatching#memes#bird memes#fashion#birding#coopers hawk#white winged scoter#native birds#bird nerd#steal his look
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Damian and Tim bond by Tim taking a photo then Damian painting/drawing it.
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Tim: I got this photo of the sunset with snow
Damian: printed?
Tim: yep, no blur
Damian: leave it on my desk.
Tim: *places photo on desk and leaves*
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A few days later
Tim:*sitting on bed in room*
Damian: *comes in and without a word places a painting of the photo onto Tim’s bed and then leaves*
Tim: *silently takes it and hides it away*
Bruce, walking in: hey just wanted to-
Tim: oh hi
Bruce: what was that?
Tim: nothing, just Damian
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Bruce: Dick, Tim and Damian never speak. I’m worried they aren’t getting along again
Dick: Their brothers their bound to have disagreements
Bruce: no… I keep seeing them leave things for each other. It could be death threats but by the time I go to check they are gone
Dick: oh… I could ask Damian
Bruce: please
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Damian and Tim go sightseeing btw
#dc#batman#tim drake#robin#batfamily#batfam#red robin#bruce wayne#damian wayne#dick grayson#red hood#brothers#Bruce is trying his best#Damian and Tim are just nerds when it comes to the beauty of life
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various little espio and silver doodles + some blazes because i love her so so so much
#sth#sth fanart#silver the hedgehog#espio the chameleon#blaze the cat#espilver#<- again barely but i think it counts#roonies doodles#my favourite blaze and espio dynamic is that she sees right through him. she knows hes a nerd before he even opens his mouth
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main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:
michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club
*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***
that's it that's the movie
outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative
actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.
aka Michael Myers Is A Republican
but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too
also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain
side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty
i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978
(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)
oh no he's hot

#HALLOWEEN#halloween the movie#michael myers#do you think he's a mike? mikey? to his friends? if slashers had friends?#i'll be honest i was expecting this movie to be way more of a bitch to its female characters#i mean yeah they died but so did some dudes#there's just a lack of cattiness compared to the way most later movies portrayed teenage girls idk#yeah the Final Girl is a Virgin and a Bookworm. but there's no bullying or any strong sense that's she's morally superior to everyone else#mostly she AND the other girls feel a bit sorry for her lack of a social life. one even tries to set her up with a date to the school dance#solidarity! trying to get your nerd friend laid!#overall it's just teenagers being teenagers and then a slasher comes in and ruins everything with his Lack Of Chill#like yeah dude sometimes teenagers have sex. get over it#also something to be said about how while the girl who survives is the one who isn't sexually active and dresses conservatively...#ultimately those things aren't ENOUGH to prevent her from being targeted#you could say that the other girls 'provoked' the villain (the same way women irl are so often accused of provoking their attackers)#but ultimately that doesn't keep the Final Girl safe. it just delays the inevitable.#because violent men never need excuses. no matter how eager society is to provide them.#ultimately she is at the mercy of the same violent whims because it was never her behavior that invited the violence.#gendered violence doesn't need an invitation.#also she doesn't save herself the doctor saves her#it's not her actions or choices that put her in danger OR save her from it--once again it is the whim of a man#no this wasn't intended to be a feminist movie it's just fun how you could argue it that way
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Oooh Ford wasn't the only one who got a date that night!


#gravity falls#relativity falls#gravity falls au#gravity falls stanley#stanley pines#carla mccorkle#stanley x mccorkle#fiddleauthor#stanford pines#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fordsquared#fordford#gravity falls stanford#digital art#fanart#fiddlesix#fiddauthor#stanley x carla#stanley pines x carla mccorkle#btw carla is the same age as stan (she takes kinda the “wendy role” but they DO get together bc i want lee happy)#no hippie to ruin the whole thing#except for f#but hes busy with his nerd
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It takes a nerd to know one. Which is why they should kiss
#claw.art#my hero academia#mha#katsuki bakugou#dekubaku#dkbk#izuku midoriya#bakudeku#bkdk#bakugou only understands nerd hecause he is one. lets not forget he compared todoroki w/ video game visuals in his head like a NERD.#anyway...... nerds only have a thing for each other. clearly. so they should kiss about it
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A continuation of this post I made
I imagine Steve genuinely doesn’t think about Eddie, like at all. Besides the occasional “what is he yelling about in that table” or “ Munson actually showed up to class” or once in sophomore year he thinks “how much does Munson charge for an ounce of weed? Would he take a $50 for an ounce” which causes Eddie to wait around all day at the picnic table wishing for some shmuck to offer $50 for just an ounce, but no one shows up (Steve had to go pick up Dustin after school and didn’t want him to find weed the weed when he inevitably starts going through Steve’s car)
The lack of soulmate thoughts really irks Eddie, because he knows his soulmate is in Hawkins, but he never thinks about Eddie, like at all??? Positively or negatively?? Eddie jumps on more tables, he blares loud music from his van, he is in a band, he is the drug dealer for all the teens in Hawkins and all his soulmate thinks is “why the fuck did Munson double park his van, I’m going to be late looking for a parking spot now” it absolutely drives him crazy.
He eventually figures out his soulmate must be a jock of some kind because one day he hears “what is Munson doing under the bleachers?” when some sports team is let out of playing with balls practice. He is briefly heartbroken his soulmate isn’t a nerd like him, but then spends the night thinking about how a certain fluffy haired jock could play with his balls anytime.
Steve isn’t not thinking about Eddie on purpose, but they just don’t run in the same circles, so he doesn’t really think about him too much, just in a genuine, “I don’t know them, don’t interact with them, so I don’t really think about them” sort of way. Especially after befriending the kids, Steve’s focus goes to keeping them safe and being a babysitter instead of finding his soulmate.
Steve’s experience with his soulmates thoughts is completely different. Starting in middle school he heard his soulmate think he was cute which he thought was nice. As he got older his soulmate would still think he was cute, but also handsome or pretty which, he doesn’t know any girls who call their boyfriends pretty but ya know, he can roll with that. He thinks he will have to roll with a lot of stuff, since hai soulmate seems to into a…a lot of interesting things, to say the least. Steve has dated a lot of girls but none of them seemed to want to rub their face in his chest hair like his soulmate did, who also wonder is Steve was that hairy everywhere which- he was but he didn’t think a girl would want to know about that.
He would be in the middle of a basket ball game and he hit with a 15 minute monologue about how wonderful his ass looked in “thise little green shirts that ride up his ass in the best way” and how his soulmate “wanted to be those shorts” causing Steve to miss three different shots. Also with all this wildly kinky stuff and even general sex things Steve has never heard of or thought about he figures he should become more knowledgeable to better be prepared for his soulmate.
One day when Steve is cleaning up a drink he spilled in the cafeteria and heard “god Harrington looks good on his knees, bet he would look even better with my cock in his mouth” figures chances are his soulmate isn’t a girl at all.
With not much else to loose and a new door opened up to him, Steve starts spending time thinking equally horny thinvs about different guys he sees in class, just to see if they will react to what he is thinking. This is how he figures out Eddie is his soulmate.
Steve notices eddies table is getting a little rowdy, as is always does before Eddie gets up on someone’s table and he rants about jocks and preppy girls while stepping on people’s lunches, Steve thinks “what if comes over here, spits in my stretched out hole, and fucks me right next to Heathers Halloways tuna sandwich”
Eddie, whose soulmate didn’t even think about Eddie that one time his car got spray painted a fit was all the school talked about for a week, was NOT expecting that at 12:30 on a Tuesday and promptly trips on a chair and slams face first into the lunch table, breaking his nose.
Eddies friends rush him to the nurse and Steve is torn between this being a sign Eddie is soulmate or Eddie just clumsy, Steve has seen him walk into a door twice, so he don’t 100% sure. Steve decided to test this anytime he has a clear viewpoint of Eddie and starts thinking the most horny, kinky things possibly about Eddie to see if Eddie reacts proves he is Steve’s soulmate (also revenge because Steve had to go through years of Eddie horny pondering interrupting Steve during important tasks games or tests so Steve figures he should pay that forward during eddies dungeons and dorks games)
#Eddie trying to remain cool and mysterious as a dungeon master while hearing the most filthy things imaginable#steve at home looking at his watch like#oh it’s 4 Eddie it starting his game now I should start thinking about the different ways I would let him fuck me in his nerd throne#eventually Steve will come forward like 👋 hey it’s me your soulmate#I thought it would be funny if Eddie is thinking something kinky while in the library#and Steve just goes over to him like you know choking someone like that during sex can be dangerous#and Eddie is there like what the fuck what the fuck how did you-what#but I think it could be dinner that depsite sexy thoughts bringing them closer it’s Eddie bashing on sprouting Steve likes#like abba or something that makes Steve speak up#and Steve is like hold the fuck up abba is great why would you think it’s prep garbage#Eddie is there like :0 while Steve goes in a rant about Eddie not truely being minded about people liking different things like he claims#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#just a drabble#stranger things#soulmate au
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These Rolling Stone pics of Murph and Emily are incredible. Holy shit. Like Emily in her mod leopard print dress and boots with the red belt and red earrings matching her lipstick on a red couch looks completely gorgeous. I'm actually insane about it. Then Murph—what 90s grunge band did this man time travel from? He has never looked so good and cool. Ever, I'm willing to bet. I'd bet this is the coolest he's ever looked. The long hair, the stubble, the jacket. This is peak Murph. Absolute power couple.
#dimension 20#d20#emily axford#brian murphy#naddpod#not another dnd podcast#not another d&d podcast#we've had emo murph#we've had bully murph#we've had nerd murph#but this murph is peak murph#this is his final evolution#emily is always emily. perfect.#sometimes i think i'm actually just an emily fan account
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Mikey way bring back your stupid nerd glasses right now or there will be consequences

#mikey way#BRING THEM BACK#mikey way glasses#i love his nerd lookin ass#my chemical romance#mcr#m1lkywaymikey#m1lkywaymikey fangirls
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Love's Final Frontier (Chief Engineer O'Bailey/Head Botanist Winona) by RULERZREACHF4N
#huntlow#luz noceda#toh hunter#hunter noceda#the owl house#toh#i just think this is a funny headcanon#i love it#yes to hunter writing fanfic#and those fanfic shipping his favorite characters that vaguely (extremely) resemble him and his crush#WHAT A NERD AMIRIGHT#also i dunno any star trek/space flirting#so have this awful attempt
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peter burke is so funny bc he’s a completely normal guy except he’s been obsessed with two people to a point of stalking (his wife and the conman he chased for years) but it’s fine bc they’re just as obsessed with him 😭???

#elizabeth holding up a sign to peter’s surveillance van saying she likes italian#vs neal sending him birthday cards to his house while on the run#that math nerd has a type#gorgeous art nerds out of his league#fortunately#they are both equally obsessed with the world most normal(mostly) man#peter burke#elizabeth burke#neal caffrey#white collar#poor mozzie watching neal and el’s talents and attention be wasted on the suit#ik he’s sick 😭
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carrying each other :з
#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#villain pb&j duo#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt donnie#fun fact mikey being the strongest/second strongest is prolly my fav hc#little man with big power......#vpbj mikey even more so cuz u prolly need that muscle mass to handle prosthetics no matter how lightweight#hes not exactly a jock but sometimes hes so jock-coded#nerd donnie who asked for no pickles and his little brother jock mikey who WILL fold you for adding pickles#aaaghh not to go on a second unrelated tangent but i love these unspoken lil things in their dynamic......#mikey being so protective and supportive their whole childhood cuz he was a lot more favorable in draxums eyes + got insane powers#and was forced to believe hes like a god or smthing thats probably important too. the strong infallible protector of the yokai#while donnie got the short end of the stick in terms of parental validation and self-esteem#and even when they grow out of that dynamic it still dictates some things in their current relationship#idk how to word it but thinking about it makes me so sad for them
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Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.
Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?
Dick: obviously it’s me?
Tim: it’s dick
Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.
Bruce: it’s Jason
Everyone: WHAT?!?!???
Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week
*everyone looks at dick*
Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school
*everyone looks at tim*
Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him
*everyone looks at Damian*
Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy
Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away
Bruce: my precious little boy
#jason todd#Bruce Wayne#dick Grayson#Damian Wayne#tim Drake#clark kent#Batman#alfred pennyworth#Bruce: he my little baby#jason: I’m 6’2 and have the ability to kill you if I wanted#Bruce: my baby my little son#jason: GOD YOURE SO EMBARRASSING DAD#jason was probably the most behaved child before he went boom boom and I stand by that#he enjoyed school#most likey hated it when he missed it#and he loves classic literature???#bros a huge nerd#yea dick is all smiles but probably gave Bruce’s near death heart attacks everytime he swung from chandeliers and rooftops#jason just wanted to live his life in the library reading his fav books and homework
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Hi. You know I'm working on this fic where everyone is looping but no one is saying it?
Well, this is a preview, I think. They're at the library because Isabeau is looking for Time Craft information and other smart people stuff.
Anyways, see ya next time I finish another drawing 🐊
#He had those glasses in his pockets the whole time.#Headcanon: Siffrin likes buff nerds (Isabeau specifically)#I said this is for a fic. Don't wait for it soon cause is not gonna be ready until a bunch of monts👺#obviously Siffrin doesn't know Isabeau is also looping (YET WINK WINK)#in stars and time#isat siffrin#isat#isat isabeau#isafrin#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#looping family (but no one is saying it) au
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