#hogwarts quotes

[regulusunset]

[James introducing Regulus]

James: this is my boyfriend, Regulus

Regulus: *glares*

James: we’re in a relationship?

Regulus: *glares*

James: i give up, i thought we were dating!

Regulus: we’re married

James:

Regulus: i think you were present at the wedding

[emmmsie]

“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light” -Professor Albus Dumbledore

[jublian]

James: I’d like to call you on the telly-phone, Evans. What’s your number?

Lily: oh, I’m a 10

James: Sweet, thank you

[redadidassneakers]

Dorcas: who was your first kiss?

Sirius: Remus

James: Remus

Lily: Remus

Mary: Remus

Barty: Remus

Peter: Remus

Regulus: Remus

Dorcas: Remus, you little slut

Sirius: you kissed my brother?!

Remus: uhhh

[evermoreismychild]

regulus: it’s like we finish each other’s—

james: …homework

regulus: ???

james, in tears, sliding his potions work over to reg: please

[mischief-marauders]

Remus: May I?

Sirius (nodding)

Remus (leaning in closer to look at Sirius’ eyes): Your eyes have the most beautiful shade of grey I’ve ever seen

Sirius (laughing): It’s the centuries of inbreeding

Remus: Do you always make jokes when you’re nervous?

Sirius: Who said I was nervous?

Remus: Your face turning pink and the grin you’re fighting to hide gave it away.

Sirius: Yeah? Well I think you have the warmest shade of hazel brown in your eyes, almost like gold

Remus (laughing): Your eyes are like chips of silver starlight. My eyes are just plain brown.

Sirius (whispering with a smile): I don’t think there’s anything plain about you Remus Lupin

James (groaning): Oh fuck me gently with a chainsaw, this shit is too much for me. Can’t you two go be gay somewhere else?

[incorrectharrypotterblog]

Hermione: why are threesomes only for sex

Hermione: why can’t I join in on a couples argument if I want to

[worldofwolfstar]

Sirius: I just think my instincts about people are better than yours.

Remus: What? Why?

Sirius: Well, I picked you-

Sirius: You on the other hand, picked me

[manehead]

Sirius: Ugh, this date is boring

Remus: This isn’t a date, I told you I was going to the store.

Sirius: Then why did you invite me?

Remus: I didn’t. I specifically said “do not come with me” and you said “don’t tell me what to do” and just followed me here.

[orqheuss]

HL modern!AU

MC: I have decided I am a snack. People are just not hungry.

Sebastian, under his breath: I'm fucking starving

[sallow-gaunt]

MC: I love you guys, you’re the best thing that’s happened to me.

Sebastian: (touched) We’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?

MC: Yes.

Ominis: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you.

[regulusunset]

[James flirting with Lily to go to Hogsmeade]

Lily: oh my god, stop it! i don’t want to go out with you on a date

Regulus, passing by: can’t relate

Lily:

James: did he just-

[emmmsie]

We love professor Dumbledore tho

[marvelomadness06]

*studying in the library*

James: …

Regulus: …

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James: …

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James: What do you think would happen if you peed on a jellyfish?

Regulus: *bangs head violently against table*

[redadidassneakers]

James: you’re overthinking this

Regulus: I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available

[5sospenguinqueen]

Sebastian: I hear you like bad boys.

MC: Yeah, I suppose so.

Sebastian: (to Ominis) Tell her.

Ominis: He's literally the worst.