#Harry Potter quotes

[regulusunset]

Regulus: he broke my heart, and it hurts— i don't know what to do!

Orion: my son, i’m going to tell you what my mom always said, "if a man breaks your heart, fuck his best friend"

Sirius: . . .

Regulus: . . .

Regulus: dad his best friend is Sirius Orion: oh

Orion: well, your grandmother wasn't always right anyway

[hms-harmony-discord]

"And it might have been a good idea to mention how ugly you think I am, too,” Hermione added as an afterthherought. “But I don’t think you’re ugly,” said Harry, bemused. Hermione laughed. ~Order of the Phoenix

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[goldandglittersblog]

Draco: Potter always sticks to weaselete like glue.

Hermione: Leave them alone.

Draco: Can you imagine being surrounded by people who are that clingy? It's so pathetic.

Hermione: I am gonna go to the library.

Draco: I would feel a lot better if crookshanks and I just went with you.

Crookshanks: meow

Draco: See, your little squish faced bugger wants to come too.

Hermione: This is exactly why I don't even have to imagine it.

[theblackcatblog]

Just a a silly thing that occurred to me

(Drarry)

Ron: You are so annoying Malfoy!!

Draco: DIE WEASLEY!! *whisper*

"you poor fool.."

Ron: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Draco: No, but Harry's dick...

Ron: Wait.. What?

Harry: *Hits his forehead, Notable blush*

Blaise:...

Pansy:...

Theodore:...

Hermione: *Takes some of his tea*

[caitlynskitten]

Divina working at the Jericho bakery

Kent: How much for the cookie?

Divina: Five dollars.

Kent: How much for me?

Divina: Five dollars.

Kent: I’m your brother.

Divina: Ten dollars.

Kent: Fucking hell.

Yoko: Can I have a dozen cookies, babe?

Divina: Anything for you, babe! It’s on me.

Kent:

Kent: Hey, Yoko can I have one of your cookies?

Yoko: Sure! Twenty dollars.

Kent: Fuck me

Yoko: Sorry, that’s your sisters job.

Kent: Jesus! Fine I’m leaving!

[skydawng]

ron: I can't imagine Snape with a sex life

*hermione and harry just staring at him*

*ron trying to imitate snapes voice*:Move to position 394

*hermione and harry choking on air*

[fresiants]

Upon rereading HBP, I can't believe they chose to discard all the emotions portrayed in this scene from the movie. In my opinion, this particular moment holds great significance in comprehending the core of Severus' character.

Harry had dived for his wand; Snape shot a hex at it and it flew away into the darkness and out of sight.

“Kill me then,” panted Harry, who felt no fear at all, but only rage and contempt. “Kill me like you killed him, you coward-“

“DON’T-,” screamed Snape, and his face was suddenly demented, inhuman, as though as though he was in as much pain as the yelping, howling dog stuck in the burning house behind them-“CALL ME COWARD!”

Although movie!Snape did show some regret after killing Dumbledore, it pales in comparison to the emotional breakdown that the book version of Snape had. Not only was he called a coward for something he regretted doing, but he also had to deal with Harry's attempts to use his spells against him, which likely triggered his worst memory.

[luzmiere]

“after all this time?”

“always,” said Snape.

J.K. Rowling, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows".

[motherfuckingmaneater]

“You have done exceptional magic with that wand, my Lord.” Snape insisted.

“No, I am exceptional,” Voldemort said, “but I have done my usual magic with it.”

Go off King.

[chocfrog-enjoyer]

5 GoF Ron Weasley quotes I love, because he’s sassy and underrated

1. 'Don’t talk to me,' Ron said quietly to Harry and Hermione as they sat at the Gryffindor table a few minutes later, surrounded by excited talk on all sides about what had just happened.

'Why not?' said Hermione in surprise.

‘Because I want to fix that in my memory for ever,' said Ron, his eyes closed and an uplifted expression on his face. 'Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret…'

[ HP and the Goblet of Fire ]

2. Hagrid sidled into the Hall through a door behind the staff table twenty minutes after the start of the feast. He slid into his seat at the end and waved at Harry, Ron and Hermione with a very heavily bandaged hand.

'Skrewts doing all right, Hagrid?' Harry called.

'Thrivin’,' Hagrid called back happily.

'Yeah, I’ll just bet they are', said Ron quietly. Looks like they’ve finally found a food they like, doesn’t it? Hagrid’s fingers.'

[ HP and the Goblet of Fire ]

3. 'Hagrid’s been in loads of trouble before, and Dumbledore’s never sacked him,' said Ron consolingly. 'Worst that can happen is Hagrid'll have to get rid of the Skrewts. Sorry ... did say worst? I meant best.'

[ HP and the Goblet of Fire ]

4. 'Doesn’t think much of Bagman, though, does she?' said Harry. 'Wonder what Crouch says at home about him?'

'Probably says he’s not a very good Head of Department,' said Hermione, 'and let’s face it ... he’s got a point, hasn’t he?'

'I’d still rather work for him than old Crouch,' said Ron. 'At least Bagman’s got a sense of humour.'

'Don’t let Percy hear you saying that,' Hermione said, smiling slightly.

'Yeah, well, Percy wouldn’t want to work for anyone with a sense of humour, would he?' said Ron, now starting on a chocolate éclair. 'Percy wouldn't recognise a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea-cosy.'

[ HP and the Goblet of Fire ]

5. Nobody was looking forward to Care of Magical Creatures much in this weather, though, as Ron said, the Skrewts would probably warm them up nicely, either by chasing them or by blasting off so forcefully that Hagrid’s cabin caught fire.

[ HP and the Goblet of Fire ]

[regulusunset]

[James apologizing to Sirius after a fight]

Sirius: it's ok! it was nothing it's not like you fucked my brother or anything

James:

Sirius:

James: actually, now that you mention-

[vomits0cutely]

Hermione: I wanna be a main character so bad

Ron: Is that why you read on rainy days by the window?

Harry: [ignoring Ron] me too

Hermione: …

Ron: …

Hermione: you already are..

Harry: no, I wanna be the smart, pretty main character that’s whole story is getting the partner at the end, not the main character loses everyone ‘for the plot’

Neville: nah dw Harry I get ya

[goldandglittersblog]

Draco: *does something dumb*

Hermione: You know, there's a 'u' in 'stupid' for a reason.

Draco: Oh yeah? There's an 'i' in 'stupid' as well.

Hermione:

Draco:*contemplates what he just said*

Crookshanks: *meows tauntingly*

Draco: F**K OFF YOU SQUISHED-FACE F**KER!!

[gods-graveyard]

Marauders/Royal court as quotes from my DND group (part 6,) (but this time its my creative writing class so a bit shorter)

Sirius:“One too many mimosas isn't a thing- you can always have one more”  Remus:“Before driving”??? Barty:“Sure she's cool, but I could use some more gore- best of both worlds ya know”?

Dorcas:“I love that the ghosts have beef with Evan” 

Marlene:“So they aren't employed- just vengeful, you don't even need that shit you bum”(about the ghosts) Regulus:“The barrier is foolproof” Barty:“Can I conduct Osmosis through it”? Pandora:"“Boy fights bird, Mommy deaths, and a noble sacrifice at the feelings mall-oh what a day” James:“Money isn't real at Disney World”

BONUS- From my DND group discord

James:"He literally admitted to giving souls to the bone king" Remus:"Im sorry the fucking w h a t"??

Sirius:"Like we choose to beat him up for pretty arbitrary reasons but he is an objectively evil dude"

Regulus:"We are also a good ways away from him and he clearly got punched. We can just show our knuckles and be like 'This guys losing it, we haven't punched anything' yeah"? Dorcas:"Ah yes- the gaslight method"

Evan:"You're not a wizard, your forehead is too small."

Barty:"Why doesn't he like me"? Marlene:"You're a... how do I say this nicely... chronic brat."

[souein]

From Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets book:

Imagine Tom Riddle sitting in his diary in a rare moment of tranquillity, and suddenly everything around him turns scarlet. He must have been so angry.

[skydawng]

*minerva talking to harry*

minerva: why is it that every time something bad happens you are always in the center of it.

*harry taking a deep breath*

harry: i just want a normal life.....