#homicidal rage

[maynardotheratman]

“Video games make kids more violent?”

Yeah, we’ll the only video games I play are sims and Minecraft, Leslie

And you know what Leslie, I’m still filed with homocidal rage.

[prestigiouspea]

Everytime I bite the inside of my mouth accidentally I get so angry that crashing out wouldn't be enough, Id need to fucking explode to release even a third of the unbridled rage it brings me

[itriedwritingandhereiam]

You guys ever get that homicidal rage when it's the middle of the night and there's this mosquito violently attack your face and any part of the body outside the cover or is that just me

[alexandrathegreat5700]

guys remember when dean told cas that he loved him back in the awesome spn finale where everyone lived happily ever after and no one went to super hell???

yeah, me fucking neither.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

i wanna know more about svsss menopause

They synced their periods together too well. Now they are synced through their perimenopause years.

[erinwantstowrite]

my favorite thing about the catwoman au is despise how much peter seems to be pushing people away tim still tries and loves his little brother and it is so wholesome

tim is VERY determined to have peter as his family. at first it's a competition/ a pride thing, because the Bats obviously would be the first choice, but tim and selina are like "oh hell no". then it becomes a challenge to get peter to trust him the most, until tim realizes he actually really cares about peter. then it's a "oh this kid is so little brother shaped and the Bats are gonna have to cry about it." eventually, tim would die before anyone gets to hurt or gets to steal HIS little brother... and when he finds out that peter is dick's son? tim is dick's biggest fan. one can imagine how smug he's being about it all

[doydoune]

bitter roots

alt version for the dum-dums who hate colours (me)

[aroacebooknerd]

Going through the stages of paradox psychosis after watching season 4

[televised-eyes]

feeling very normal about this side-by-side

(gifs by @beerok23)

[prestigiouspea]

I would've been completely sober years ago if my mother would simply shut her fucking face, but no, I need to be blasting Nirvana in my ears trying not to think about homicide or the cart in my dresser

[astrobei]

arthur from the house in the cerulean sea and aziraphale from good omens. same character different font. do we see the vision.

[multiplesillylittleguys]

My god complex makes life so much easier for me

It also makes me want to violently murder anyone who acts like they're better than me in any way.

-Maia

[homicidefairy]

[tomfrogisblue]

I love how q!Bad is one of the only ones who can truly annoy q!Tubbo as much as q!Tubbo annoys everyone else

[jacenbren]

this is yuuta okkotsu to me if you even care (the blood isn’t his. he ate someone.)

[fishareglorious]

reading this again, and😬 eee. not really, kakania.

i mean, she ends up landing the killing blow on her already dying mentor. not really something that builds good friendship with anyone.