#i hate jegulus

[ifyouknowmenahyoudontt]

miss when the marauders fandom was about the marauders and not an pureblood supremacist apologist fandom.

when sirius and james’s friendship was a major point and not put behind james and regulus

where sirius/andromeda were the actual rebels of the black family not regulus cus he legit didn’t do shit

where james’s character was understood enough to not ship him with what he fought against his entire life ( the potters being one of the only pire blood family that fought against the supremacist movement)

where remus being a werewolf didn’t make him angry and violent on the contrary made him a sensitive and sweet guy

where lily aka the most important character on the series wasn’t cast away

where deatheaters were actually criticized and not babied. where people understood the IMPORTANCE of the concept of deatheaters and how they exist in our world too. that’s why WE HATE THEM

where ships made somewhat sense. because sirius and remus have symbolism there is something greater about them than just being a gay couple. the moon and the stars.

[lexierius11verse]

my left eye starts twitching every time I come across a jegulus parenting harry stuff and completely wiped lily's existence...

[brrriga-me-za-modu]

Can't believe that fucking jegulus and rosekiller are getting more popular than dorlene, and Lily Evans

[dazzlemebaby]

Police officer: Unfortunately the only person available to pick you up was your brother in law.

James: I don’t have a brother in law.

Police officer: He’s listed right here… Bartemius Crouch Jr.

James: I’ve genuinely never heard that name in my entire life.

Barty, walking in: I’ve been summoned.

James:

James: Your name is Bartemius??

James: My life is a lie

James: How can I go on

[jjkyaoi]

the headcanon of regulus just being able to cry on command is horrifying but also the funniest thing i’ve ever fucking heard. like i imagine regulus is hanging out with the marauders, post black brothers reconciliation, and him and sirius are bickering and sirius JOKINGLY goes “well it’s not MY fault it’s impossible for you to show any emotion” and regulus blinks. and then just fully starts sobbing.

and james and remus and peter are all like ?!?!?! what the FUCK . RIGHTFULLY SO. and james’ heart is hurting so bad because he’s never seen regulus cry before and he’s trying to comfort him and hold him and regulus, (who is gay and a little shit) is just letting himself be hugged and letting james pet his hair or whatever and remus is like. sirius what the fuck apologize to your brother??????? because sirius has been sitting there the entire time unmoving and he just raises his eyebrows, completely unimpressed and deadpan when he goes, “you guys do know he’s faking right”. and then when remus and james both are like HUH??? torn between bewildered and angry with this reaction, regulus just extracts himself from james, face completely neutral but with tears drying on his cheeks, no sign of the heaving, hyperventilating sobs he’d fallen into literally a second ago and says “i win”. it terrifies peter so bad that he can’t look him in the eyes for a week

[mooonyagedaydream]

james: I bet you wish you could see me naked ;)

regulus, plucking james glasses off his face: and i bet you wish you could see.

[ezkel]

James fell for Regulus when he saw him verbally tear apart a member of his own quidditch team for cheating in an obvious way and getting Slytherin a penalty.

Regulus fell for James when he saw James trip and fall over a bench while trying to look cool. (this was immediately after he told his friends that he'd rather die than be anywhere near someone embarrassing)

[livingxxdeadxxb0y]

If your gonna shit talk a ship DONT TAG IT😭🙏 I don't wanna see your bitchy rant while I'm trying to find fanfics like don't pmo💀

[managone16]

James isn't something Regulus understands anymore. There was a time Regulus did, or at least he thought so.

But now, standing in James Potter's kitchen, watching him make pancakes with faux light in his deep brown eyes, Regulus is beginning to understand something.

James Potter isn't what he is supposedly portrayed as. He isn't like the way any of his friends might describe him as. Sunshine, perfect, extroverted, smiley and The Happiest Person They Know.

No, James is almost nothing like that. Regulus can see it now. Or atleast, he's trying to.

It's like looking through a curtain. Thick curtains no wind can blow through, but the tiniest opening had shown something Regulus never thought he would see. Never expected, never wanted but now needed to know.

Blueberries in pancakes. Blue, like the melancholy he saw through the opening of the curtains he was drawn to. He watched, mesmerised by the mysticality of it all.

James' movements, the smallest slip, showed Regulus a whole new world every time. It was like a portal to another dimension, and Regulus would do anything to escape to it. To see the true parts of the world that surrounds him.

Blueberries in pancakes. Something so normal, so domestic could unleash something so eerie and new in his life, Regulus hadn't known.

A plate appeared in front of him, and Regulus looked up to see James' glassy eyes, not as if he had been crying, but as if they were a deep, dark lake that held all types of creatures Regulus was far too unfamiliar with. And Regulus needed to know.

But before Regulus could ask, ask for a key, a password, a sign to this door, the door vanished. Like it had never been there.

Regulus was sure he had seen it. It was like he was back to reality, but what he saw wasn't a dream or something surreal. However, it wasn't the human he knew James was. It was something different. A different kind of human. A human like Regulus.

And Regulus now desperately needed to find that human in James.

[ifyouknowmenahyoudontt]

seeing an #jily in this day and age is genuinely I like finding a single wildflower in a field of plastic roses, its natural beauty standing out against a backdrop of artificial perfection that everyone else adores. why the hell do i have to hear about that weird racist boy all the goddamn time. where is LILY. where is JAMES.who the hell are these PEOPLE. who let THEM IN. who let REGULUS in.why is he ALWAYS HERE.

you should see the way that my smile drops everytime i see the #jegulus at the bottom of a cute thing. or everytime there’s a ship thing and i see james and am like “oh obviously it’s gonna be with lily.HIS WIFE.THE MOTHER OF HIS CHILD.THE WOMAN HE DIED FOR.THAT HE LOVED FOR 7 YEARS.AND THEN FOREVER

and then it’s fucking REGULUS

“he deserves a hug!!” he deserves jail time. and death. he literally contributed to james DYING.

“he’s so traumatized” BY WHOM EXACTLY. did we read the same book. SIRIUS was traumatized.NOT THIS DUMMY

ENOUGH

[lexierius11verse]

searching the marauders on tumblr only to find jegulus stuff and not wolfstar...

[courfee]

little poster for the fic Operation Walburga's Arbitrary No Kissing Ever Rule :) 10 things i hate about you, but make it jegulus

[mooonyyyy]

no put your clothes back on let’s talk about the gilderat cologne lore and how this is the next rarepair—>popular ship we will see in the marauders fandom

[likeprongstostars]

my application to join the bartylus club i missed them a lot

[stxrrnightjxr]

Everytime I see something about Bartylus, Prongsfoot, Moonwater, ect. And the comments are ‘aww so best friends so platonic 🥰’ I start gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

[c4stellans]

The day marauders fans stop mischaracterising Regulus, Barty, and Evan by treating them like they’re innocent little babies who “had no choice” is the day i’ll rest peacefully.