#i just needed to share how pretty she is 😞

[birdietrait]

masha !

[lewisvinga]

no me importa | lewis hamilton x fem! reader

summary; when a recent video exposes y/n and lewis’ relationship, other people think they can comment on their age gap, but at the end of the day y/n and lewis will always love each other

fc; cindy kimberly

warnings; age gap , mentions of 18+ themes

notes; loosely based off of mayor que yo by wisin & yandel and mayor que usted by natti natasha, daddy yankee, wisin & yandel :p , also reader is kinda implied as latina but it’s not important

me 🤝 writing smau’s abt dating older men

masterlist !

liked by lewishamilton, lilymhe, and 1,020,047 others!

yourusername: made vegan alfredo for me n bae, definitely went into a food coma after

tagged; lewishamilton, roscoelovescoco

lewishamilton: wifey material

yourusername: yes i do the cooking yes i do the cleaning 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

lewishamilton: it was amazing, love ❤️

yourusername: i put my blood sweat n tears into that alfredo, it better have been damn well amazing😕 ( thank u love💗💗)

username: so this is a confirmation?

username: girl did u not see the video, they were shoving their tongue down each others throat ???😦😦

username: cute but age gap is still icky to me 😕

username: tbh dating someone 13 years older than me is weird asf 😭

rosecoelovescoco: thank’s you’s

yourusername: ur welcome if u stop chasing lunita around 😕

lewishamilton: he is just a baby!

yourusername: so is my gatita lunita , she’s a scaredy cat , literally !!😞

username: she’s so pretty in everything what😞

username: 😍😍😍

lilymhe: cook for me next? 😏😏

yourusername: give me the time n place😉

username: ok but her learning how to make vegan pasta for lewis?? is so??? cute ????🥹🥹

username: he’s a grown man n 13 years older, he can cook for himself

username: it’s never that serious

liked by username, username, and 93,038 others!

f1upadates: Lewis Hamilton and Y/n L/n were both spotted at the British Fashion Awards after confirming their relationship. Thoughts on the new grid couple?

tagged; lewishamilton, yourusername

username: the fact she designed her outfit n did her hair and makeup 😩🙌

username: they’re such a good looking couple even if he’s like 13 years older than her 😭

username: i need her skincare routine!😩

username: be 13 years younger than your boyfriend helps!

username: she’s so desperate that she needs to date someone older than her? how embarrassing 💀💀

username: her parents must be so disappointed…

username: why? shes a model w her own fashion line dating a 7x (8x) world champion, they’ll be fine😭

username: y’all coming at her for dating someone older like you wouldn’t date your faves who are also older!! she’s just living the y/n life

username: REAL

yourusername posted to their story!

trans. for lyrics ; and i don’t care if i’m younger than you

liked by yourusername, georgerussell63, and 1,230,937 others!

lewishamilton: heard she likes señores [sirs]

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: sir lewis hamilton 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

landonorris: i can’t take you calling him sir every 5 seconds pls stop i beg

georgerussell63: ‘yes, sir’ THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE ( lando )

landonorris: wait-

yourusername: sorry not sorry, unless you’re a sir you wouldn’t get it 😁

lewishamilton: what she said😁

yourusername: mi amor, te quiero 💗 [my love, i love you]

lewishamilton: i love you🩷

username: idk if i want him or her tbh🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

username: she’s so😍😍

username: i’d call him sir any day i get her fr

username: they’re such an attractive couple😩

username: how’d lewis bag her im being so fr

username: bc they’re both fine as fuck 😍

username: mis padres [my parents]

username: mami y papi fr [mommy & daddy]

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yourusername: no me importa q usted sea mayor q yo. [i don’t care if you’re older than me]

tagged; lewishamilton

lewishamilton: wait, when did you take the second picture?

yourusername: baby i got a whole folder of those type of pictures, i take them every chance i get

username: SHARE W THE PUBLIC HELLO??

yourusername: y/n.jpg but it’s just pics of lewis’ back

lewishamilton: i love you❤️

yourusername: i love youuuu💗

username: the hand pics i’m going insane 😵‍💫🥴

username: ou that back pic, i’m going ferallll

lilymhe: omg bae stop posting pics of me 🙈🙈🙈

yourusername: ur too cute my bad😪

lewishamilton: stop stealing my gf

alex_albon: gf stealer !

username: the 3rd pic🥹🥹

username: yall need a third??

username: i can take them both ( not in a fight )

georgerussell63: if only he could look at me like he looked at u in the last picture 🕊️🕊️🕊️

lewishamilton: i will if you look like y/n

yourusername: my bad i’m too cute 😁

carmenmmundt: merc double dates now??

yourusername: uh duh, merc wags stick together 🫶

[mimasroom2]

Hot tub time ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و

Ellie x reader modern au/slice of life

I have a hot tub but we need to get it fixed. I’m literally so eager so I wrote this LMAO. I LOVE SLICE OF LIFE ELLIE X READER SM!! Expect a bunch more, I have so many ideas written down😚 Im so sappy grrrr,,, I already wrote kinky ass sex so here’s soft sex for u guys😋

C/w: smut lol. Ellie + reader have their own house YAHOO! A bit of fluff in this one >•<. Au but Joel is still dead 😞. He’s mentioned like once. Cunnilingus😝 (r! Receiving) I feel so awkward using y/n like seriously and unironically ahhhh.

W/c: 2.4k

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“I’m actually so fucking bored I’m gonna gouge my eyes out.”

You scoff and roll your eyes. Ellie is always so damn dramatic. You glance over and she’s pretending to pull her hair out, large fistfuls in each hand.

You playfully shove her, “Okay, shut up Ellie.” And you both laugh. It was winter, and she was right… sadly. There was nothing to do during this time of year. Well, besides stay in and cuddle. The only problem was.. you’ve already done that. You two were both off work for the holidays, and you’ve already spent the wholeeeee vacation laying in bed together, so you guessed that Ellie wanted to do something a little more active.

“Wanna play Mario kart? I think the switch is in the bedroom.” You try suggesting, absentmindedly rubbing her leg.

“Nah,” she stretches her arms out on the couch, “Somethin’ more like physical yknow. Gotta keep these pretty muscles toned.” She winks at you, and you roll your eyes.

“You’re actually such a gym rat, you should just live there at this point.” You smirk to yourself, examining your nails.

“Maybe if I did I wouldn’t constantly trip on all the shit you leave around here.” Ellie remarks back, lightly kicking you on the knee.

“Hey, I keep it pretty clean considering we both share a room, thank you very much.” You cross your arms and huff.

Ellie gasps and starts kicking you more, so you yelp and start shoving her away. Suddenly she stops, holding out both her hands. “Holy fuck, babe. Yknow what I forgot about?”

“Huh.”

“Hot tub.”

You sit up at lighting speed, “OH DAMN YOURE RIGHT!” You actually can’t believe you forgot about that thing. You try to remember the last time you even used it.. must have been last summer. The hot tub was one of things that you’re OBSESSED with at first, but then you use it one too many times and you forget about it for a couple months. And then the cycle continues.

Ellie leaps off the couch and bolts down the hall. “GET YOUR SWIMSUIT ON WE ARE GOING IN!!”

~

You come outside and see Ellie lifting up the top of the hot tub. The whole things underneath a roof outside, so there’s not much snow in the porch where you two are standing, but it’s still really cold. You look up at the sky. The sun is starting to set, it’s been a little over an hour since you two had dinner. Delicious deer soup that Ellie made from when she went hunting a couple days ago. You always said that if Ellie was stuck in a post apocalyptic world, she would survive.

You suddenly remember the cold air hitting you, breaking you out of your thoughts of your girlfriend. You shiver, and pull the robe you’re wearing tighter around your body. You glance over at Ellie still messing with the top of the hot tub. All Ellie’s wearing is her classic swimsuit: plain black top and swim shorts. Her tattoo flexes as she finally pops the top off and turns the hot tub on.

You jump up and down in your slippers, trying to move to stay warm. “Ellieeee how much longer?”

She reaches down into the water and starts poking around at the buttons and jets. “Hold your horses, y/n, I gotta check all the filters n shit. Haven’t used this in a hot minute.”

“Mmmm I know but it’s cold.” You groan in protest. You know damn well you’re being a brat, but you swear you’re not built for any weather too hot or too cold.

“Well you wanna shut up and help me? Make it go by faster..” She looks up at you and you shake your head vigorously. “Yeah thas’ what I thought.” She smirks at you.

After what felt like foreverrrrr in the cold, Ellie turns the jets on and says you can hop in. There’s steam coming off the water as it hits the cold air. You can barley wait, you’re hyping the hot tub up in your mind. It’s something that feels like a luxury to you. The only thing that can make you stop thinking about your precious hot tub is your precious Ellie. You look up at her and get butterflies, even though you two have been dating for about 2 years now. She looks soooo beautiful, just standing there, folding up the tarp from the tub. You shake your head, thinking it’s so damn stupid to be drooling over your girlfriend who’s literally just standing there, doing the most mundane possible thing.

Some snow falls on top of your head so you brush it off. It’s getting too cold for you. You lick your lips, turning around to shed your rob, you’re still slightly shy undressing in front of Ellie, even though you’re still in a swimsuit. You hang your cute pink robe up on the hook where the towels you brought out are.

Turning back around to head into the tub, you see Ellie with her back towards you, messing around with the water guns from last summer. You check her out unapologetically, looking at her ass before you snap into reality again and take your slippers off to step into the hot tub. The hot water feels like it burns your skin, compared to the cold winter air. You take a couple minutes slowly sliding more of your body deeper into the water.

Ellie turns around, with one water gun still in her hand. “Feel alright, babe? Not too hot?”

You sink in deeper, up to your neck, “Mm feels good.” And then rise up again slowly, “Come in, Els. I’m gettin’ bored in here.”

“Oh yeah?” She closes one eye and lifts up the gun, suddenly shooting a short stream of cold ass water at you. “Not so bored now, huh?” She laughs and walks closer to you.

Your jaw drops and you scream when the water hits you, “ELLIEEEEE WHAT THE FUCKKKK!”

“What?” She fakes a pout, lowering the water gun. “I told you I gotta keep these muscles in good shape, right?”

Before you can retort, she’s already getting in the hot tub. “God, shove over. I’m freezing.” She accidentally splashes you as she’s hastily getting in.

“Ellieeeee! Don’t splash me! >~<“ you whine, but she just laughs, and this time splashes you on purpose. You sigh dramatically at all her antics.

She doesn’t reply, and just sinks in deeper, and you take no shame in watching her stretch her body out. Ellie groans slightly at the hot water enveloping her body. You sigh and blink at her, watching her eyebrows furrow. She slowly leans her head back against the headrest of the hot tub. You swear she’s egging you on, because she moans softly, giving you the perfect view of her neck, which she knows is your favorite place to kiss her. Suddenly, Ellie opens her eyes and says something that breaks you out of the trance you’ve had all day, “You keep lookin’ at me. What’s goin’ on?”

You let yourself float away from her in the water ever so slightly, “Nothing. I’m not looking at you.”

“Yknow I can like,,, feel your eyes burning into my back whenever you stare at me.”

You cover your face with your hands and

face away from her. She laughs to herself. She finds it so cute you still get flustered around her even after all this time you’ve been together.

“That’s too bad because I’m reallyyyy not looking at you.”

Instead of a snarky remark back, Ellie’s abnormally silent. You slowly bring your hands down to face her again, and she’s just looking at you with this look in her eyes. You think it’s somewhere in between concern and contemplation. “You trust me, right?” She says softly, after a few moments. You’re surprised, this is probably the quietest Ellie’s ever been with you.

“Of course I do. What’s wrong, Ellie?” Her tone is completely different than what you’re used to. This only happens on the rare occasion you guys have a disagreement. Or when you talk about something serious.

“Jus’ don’t want you thinking I’m gonna leave you.” She says, almost ashamed. She’s fidgeting with her fingers like how she always does, and avoiding your gaze.

You laugh softly. “Were you….. going to?” You can feel your heart rate speeding up.

Ellie’s eyes widen, “No. no no no.” She sighs, slowly, taking a few moments to collect her thoughts. “I get scared thinking about the future.” She mutters.

You look up at her. You knew Ellie gets scared. Of course she does. When she told you about Joel dying on what, your second date, you knew she’s not as… sturdy.. as she pretends to be sometimes. But that was in the past, and to hear Ellie admit she is worried about her own life ahead of her.. honestly made you surprised.

“Like.. I just want you to know that I’m always gonna be here for you.” She looks so concerned, like she might cry if you guys talk about this for any longer. She’s still looking down, trying to make herself smaller.

“Oh, Ellie.” You raise your hand up and softly tilt her chin to look at you. “I know. Okay? And nothing bad is gonna happen to you. Or me. Or us.”

She looks into your eyes for a second, before she gently tucks your hair behind your ear, leans in, and kisses you.

The kiss is as soft as she’s been talking - all emotion and thought as her lips move slowly against yours. She puts her hand on the back of your neck, pulling you in closer. You sigh into the kiss. She was so tender with you right now. You were so used to fervent and desperate make out sessions with her. Not that that was bad, at all, but you didn’t realize how nice of a change this was until it was happening. You grab her waist, pulling her in closer to you. All of her is so soft and warm against you: her lips, tattooed arm, thighs.. and not just because you two were in the hot tub.

She pulls away to look at you, and you want to melt from the look on her face. She looks like she’s actually in heaven.

“I really love you.”

You smile softly at her, tracing over her tattoo lightly with your finger. “I love you too.” You pull her back into a kiss. After a couple more minutes, she’s more intent with her movements, like how she usually is. She’s not afraid to run her hands over your thighs and squeeze you nipple under your swimsuit.

You gasp at the sudden contact, and moan a little into her mouth.

She pulls away, “Cmon, baby. Need more of that.” and kisses you again, almost immediately licking your bottom lip, asking for entrance. She’s not as soft anymore, back to her usual self wanting to make you moan in pleasure as she works your body. You don’t even try fighting for dominance, just letting her tongue dance around yours as she pleases.

“Ellie…” is all you have to say, and she understands, shifting her position to let you have more of her. You want to press yourself down onto her, and please you both at the same time. You lift your legs up, trying to hook them around her, but you start floating away in the water. You’re not even going fast, it’s so comical how slow the jets are pushing you. You snort and reach out to grab Ellie’s hand.

“Ohmygod!” Ellie starts laughing and she grabs your hand, “Can’t exactly scissor in the water, I guess.” You blush and scoff at how forward she can be.

“Cmere. Let’s get ya propped up.”

You untie the knots on you bikini bottoms to take them off, tossing them somewhere you’ll pick up later. She grabs your hand and gently guides you to sit on the edge of the hot tub, on one of the corners so you don’t lean back and fall off. She brings your arm down to her face, and kisses you on the back of the hand. You smile and giggle. You swear you feel like a little girl again. You’re a princess and Ellie is your prince. You glance up at the sky - the sun is setting. An array of orange and pinks.

Ellie’s below you, turning down the jets of the tub a little, and getting into her favorite position: right between your thighs. You really couldn’t ask for a more perfect fantasy if you tried.

“This okay?” She asks, lightly rubbing your thigh with her thumb.

“Yes,” you breathe out, “please, Ellie.”

From where she is, you’re practically a goddess towering above her. You feel powerful and confident, and fucking desperate, wanting Ellie to just devour you already.

Ellie only hums in response before kissing your clit. You gasp sharply, you swear no matter how many times she eats you out you could never get used to the heavenly feeling. Her tongue starts lapping you up, and you moan loudly. You silently thank the neighbors for never being outside late during the winter, and that the hot tub is reasonably private, so no one can see you.

Maybe it’s just the cold frigid night air in comparison to Ellie’s warm, wet mouth, but you swear this is some of the best head she’s ever given you. Ellie never stopped licking and kissing at your clit - eventually she didn’t know if you were shaking from the sex or shivering because of the cold, but either way, she could tell from the volume of your moans that you weren’t going to last much longer.

“Mmmmmm- gonna cum soon..”

Ellie just nods, her face still buried into you. You can feel her cute little nose bumping up against you, and both her hands are up on your knees, spreading your thighs open for her.

She knows you’re close when you start whimpering and gasping for air.

“Ohmygod ohmygod Ellie,, fuck- you’re gonna make me cum..”

As soon as you warn her you’re throwing your head back, and your hips snap up as your orgasm takes over you. She keeps licking you clean until your breathing slows and you let yourself sink back down into the hot water.

You can’t even think of anything to say, so you grab Ellie’s arm and wrap it around you, as a way to ask her to cuddle you.

“Always such a cuddle bug after you cum..” Ellie mutters, mostly to herself, as she rests her head on yours.

You just chuckle and look up into the sky as the sun finally sets. You sigh in and out the cold winter air. Ellie kisses the top of your head, whispering one more ‘I love you’ as she pulls you closer into her arms.

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[glitterjay]

can u please please please write husbandgirldad!Jay x fem Reader (idol Jay) and he comes home after a long day of work and misses his wife

(smut)

⭒ husband!jay, idol!jay, wife!reader, married, they have 2 daughters, pet names, praising, soft dom jay, coming inside, there's some fluff, minors dni

⭒ c's note: i've become even more delulu because this man is soooo husband material 😞 i need him so bad its not even a joke anymore

⭒ taglist (open): @hollyoongs @fertilizedtoesw

please reblog if you like it! it helps me a lot

the idol life behind cameras was way harder than people imagined. the public eye does not see the amount of hard work and training idols have to go through every day to be able to give their audience an excellent performance. the support of fans is crucial for artists to be successful and so they had to fulfill things according to their preferences.

it was a big deal when jay wanted to put out in the light his relationship with you back when you were still boyfriend and girlfriend, but it was a risk he was willing to take. to both of your surprises, the news didnt receive as much backlash as you expected, with some people saying jay was already an adult tat knew what he wanted, and it was his life to live anyway.

now you were openly his wife, and you and your two girl were known of. the only difference was that nobody knew who his wife or kids were. your relationship had been open ever since you were just dating, but for your privacy and now your girls' sake, jay never put your faces to the light.

he was preparing for a comeback, so he was hardly home during the day, and was only there at night to rest and then went back to work early in the morning. your two daughters said they missed their dad, and that they wanted to play with him and see him in person, not through facetime like they had grown used to for the past month. it was hard to tell them he was busy, but it was all you could say.

promotions would be over eventually, and he'd be back home for a while before the company decided to give him another comeback. it was tough to get used to at first, but the routine became a part of you.

-

it was already pretty late at night. your oldest daughter who was already 6 years old had gone to bed after a shower while you tried to comfort your crying 3 year old. she was a little irritated because she was tired, but she kept repeating the word "dada" over and over. it broke your heart, but it was too late to keep waiting, and she was evidentially falling asleep as the seconds passed.

as you tried to sing her to sleep, you heard the front door open. it had caused her to open her eyes again, and she started crying once more. you sighed and took her with you to the living room to greet your husband, who smiled as soon as he saw the both of you enter his field of vision.

"what is this little one doing awake?" he asked, taking the little girl from your arms to hold her in his. she quickly laid her head on his shoulder and closed her eyes, it was as easy as that. she missed her dad and you couldnt blame her for it.

"she was being grumpy and stubborn. she wanted to wait for you and refused to sleep. our oldest princess couldnt make it, she went straight to bed on her own like a big girl."

jay laughed and kissed the little girl's temple, giving you a kiss on the lips after. "i'll put her to sleep with her sister and then we can catch up, mmkay?"

-

it was very sweet to see your busy husband make some time to see his daughters even if he was exhausted. he was leaning on the frame of their room's door staring at them with glistening eyes. it was the same look he had on his face when they were born. you would stay up for him and you would ask how things were going with his schedules, but it didnt last long most of the time. you were both tired, him from all the training, and you from doing everything around the house and taking care of the kids. being a mom is a full time job as well.

you waited for him in your shared bed, already getting comfortable as he changed his clothes. you laid on your side, your back facing his part of the bed, and you sighed. the day had seemed to be longer and more tiring than other, and you didnt think you'd stay awake much longer.

you felt the other side of the bed sink as jay laid down, quickly pressing his chest to your back, hugging you tightly and giving you kisses all over your neck and shoulders. you missed him. his scent, his voice, his touch. it didnt take much time for you to feel his hips moving under the covers, something rock solid poking your ass. jay was still incredibly close to you, and you could feel him breathing on your ear. his hands roamed your body, tickling your tummy as they passed by every inch of skin he could possibly touch. you closed your eyes and melted on his arms.

his hands found a stop on the hem of your sleeping shorts, sliding in past your panties as well to touch where you needed most. you let out a shaky gasp, throwing your head back to rest it on jay's body. he was still busy kissing all over your neck and shoulders, biting and licking as well. his hand was doing wonders to your clit and hole, it was a charm that was still there despite all this years.

in all honesty, jay missed all the intimacy you used to have as boyfriend and girlfriend, which was soon lost when his girls, who were his pride and joy, came into the world, and his busy schedules. the stress was starting to pile up on his shoulders, and there was nothing else he longed for more than having you all to himself like he used to.

he removed the covers that were covering both of you, and hovered over your body. he positioned himself between your legs, and stayed there for a good minute just admiring you. for some reason, his gaze made you feel intimidated, and you looked away. this caused him to reach for you face and force you to look up at him again. "is it just me, or do you look more stunning as the days go by?"

it was like your first time all over again. the sweet talk, the ghosting touches, the nervousness, the excitement that came with it, it was just beautiful. jay was quick to get his, and your lower half naked. his dick was free and for a moment your eyes almost popped out of their sockets. was he always this big?

he aligned his tip with your entrance and you saw him throw his head back at the contact. he was overly sensitive and he could've sworn the rest of his life flashed before his eyes. there was just something about you that made him go crazy in every sense, and not being able to have a moment like this in a long time had thrown him over the edge.

once he was fully in, he let you adjust for a few seconds. your walls were clenching hard on him, swallowing his cock entirely. he wanted to move, he wanted to thrust, he wanted to make you scream, but it wasnt the same as before. there were two girls soundly asleep in a room a few steps away. he had to go slow and plus, he wanted the moment to last as long as it could.

he was gentle, moving with a steady but not too fast pace. your hands held to his strong arms, which held your waist tightly. the ring on your hand was glowing and so was the one on his hand. it was a cute thing to see. jay could see the way his pace made your body move up and down and it was an amazing sight to watch.

"missed you so fuckin' much." he said between thrusts.

all you could do was groan and gasp in return. you were biting your lip to retrain your noises as much as you could. you knew that if you replied with words, your own voice would betray you, and jay would definitely make you moan out loud on purpose.

" 'm gonna make you mine again."

his words were not only directed at you, but at your pussy as well. his right hand left your waist to play with your clit, and you had to let go of his arms to cover your mouth. jay knew you were close by the way your eyes rolled to the back of your head, and how you body was starting to shake.

"fucking hell, you're so hot. cum for me, baby."

and right on command, you released on him, gasping for air as you tried to push him away with everything you had. it had been a long time since you came this hard, it was overwhelming to still have him inside you. to your dismay, he would keep going until he was done.

"hold on a little bit, honey. you're doing so well for me."

it was hard to hold in a scream, and jay was aware of it. the hand that was once playing with your bundle of nerves made its way to your face, where he inserted to fingers into your mouth.

"that a girl. stay busy, love. let me use you while i can."

with groans and low moans, he came inside you. the warm sensation made you have yet again another orgasm, and your sight became fuzzy. there was a ringing in your ears from the rush that died down quickly when you felt your husband kissing your thighs to soothe you up.

"im sorry for finishing inside like that," he said. "it just had been so long since i last did it.. three years to be exact."

you laughed it off with the last bit of energy you had left, and signed for him to get closer with your hand. you grabbed his face and kissed him passionately. "thankfully, i've been on the pill ever since."

"bummer, i wanted a third."

© glitterjay

[spaghettiposts]

It’s okay to need help

Wanda Maximoff x Reader

Summary: Snapping at your wife was the last thing you wanted to do, but between the pressures of financial disputes you do. You both seek to make things right.

Warnings: arguments, slight angst, hurt/comfort, this was supposed to be way more angsty but I’m weak. Wife Wanda fluff

Word count: 1.1k

A/n: Honestly just a short little drabble and writing practice, I might do more writing prompts. This little thing took a toll on me and I’m suffering through writers block 😞 reblogs are SUPER appreciated please yall 🙏

Your eyes burned and you weren’t sure if it was from the dim kitchen lighting or the tears prickling inside you. 

Papers were messily scattered across the table, their contents a jumbled blur that you couldn’t bring yourself to focus on. Not while your mind was elsewhere—with Wanda.

Wanda who wasn’t sitting with you like she always was when going over expenses, stroking your shoulders to relieve some of the tension, laying her head to rest on you while her lips pressed delicately against your cheek. You missed your wife, by gods you did. But you were stubborn.

Instead of apologizing, you’d gaze over longingly hoping she’d somehow see you—read your mind and spare you just one look, but her attention remained focused on the television, curled into the couch; playing her comfort show. 

It drove you crazy how desperately you wanted her to see you, but you knew that wasn’t fair of you to ask.

Arguments with Wanda felt like the ground crumbling beneath your feet, threatening to swallow you whole at any moment. The sight of her tear-stained cheeks tore at your soul, and you hated the way it was your fault. Hurting her was a vow you promised never to make, but relationships wouldn’t be without their faults, no matter how hard one tried.

In those initial months of calling Wanda your wife, every moment felt like peaceful bliss, a love so pure you thought how could loving her possibly be a sin in God’s eyes? Then the bliss turned to ignorance, somewhere along the lines.

Fights became frequent, and crying did too. 

And hell, you figured maybe after marriage there wouldn’t be so many. For years, you shared a room in the compound, and you knew each other's routines by heart, you knew Wanda. But in the compound, there weren't any expenses, not like now, now that you were sitting at the kitchen island with an abundance of bills that only seemed to keep stacking up. And up. And up. 

Waves of stress fell on your shoulders as you stared, wondering how you got into this financial state. Never had you once felt as useless as you had now and it was only digging into you further, on the verge of crushing the sanctuary you had built with Wanda; that was threatening to crumble, and you knew you couldn’t do this anymore. Not when your heart ached so badly for your wife.

Setting aside your previous frustrations, you pushed your chair out and let the papers fall from your hands, figuring you’d deal with them later. You sucked in a breath, trying to regain some composure but with Wanda? Collecting yourself was pretty impossible. 

Crossing the living room you cautiously approached your wife, slowly sitting beside her but still she didn’t turn to acknowledge you. She lay with her back facing you, tucked into a small crimson blanket. 

You smiled fondly, recalling how you had gotten the blanket because it reminded you of her, one that she promptly stole, with the excuse of it smelling like you bringing her solace when you weren’t around. The sight of her like this shattered your heart. 

With a sigh, you inched closer until you were pressed against her back. When she didn’t tense, you wrapped your arm around her waist, pulling her close. Wanda sighed as you peppered kisses against her skin, first on her cheek and then her neck. The act wasn’t sexual of any kind, but loving lingering ones you knew she loved, needed, and craved after every argument.

Knowing that she preferred your touch, you gave yourself to her, smiling when her fingers interlaced with yours. She still needed you just as much as you needed her. 

A beat of silence passed as you relaxed further into each other, and your eyes momentarily strayed away from the TV to shift into a seated position. You knew you had to say something before things got harder. 

Before Wanda could question you spoke up: 

“I’m sorry Wanda, I never meant for things to get so…heated.” You murmured sincerely, running your fingers through the loose strands of her hair and Wanda sighed.  

Leaning against your side, Wanda mimicked your position, bringing her knees to her chest. 

She gave you a halfhearted smile. “I’m sorry too, I should’ve come to you first before calling Tony for money this month. I messed up.”

You denied it with your head, bringing her into a warm embrace, and kissing the crown of her head. “No no, you did nothing wrong. Your intentions were good and I shouldn’t have shouted that way. I just…it’s difficult for me, you know?” Your explanation came slowly, averting her gaze, and Wanda gripped your shirt tighter. “I don’t like asking for help.” 

The confession fell flat on your lips, leaving a bitter aftertaste in your mouth and you felt silly. But instead of ridicule, you were met with the soft touch of Wanda’s hands, cupping your cheeks as if to reassure your embarrassment. Her thumbs felt good on your skin and slowly coaxed you to look at her.  

You opened your mouth to speak but before you got the chance Wanda was bringing your lips together in a slow tender kiss and you sighed. No matter how long you lived you were certain of one thing: you’d never tire of the feeling of Wanda’s lips on yours. 

When the need for air became overwhelming, you reluctantly broke the kiss, shivering at her touch. Her forehead resting on yours, breath fanning your lips. 

“It’s okay to need help, detka, and we need help.” She affirmed, gently squeezing your hands while stealing kisses between each word till your frown disappeared. 

You rolled your eyes affectionately at her actions, not being able to frown anymore and finally pulling her into a longer kiss, something you both craved.

“I’ll talk to Tony tomorrow.” You tell her, and her lips purse in hesitation.

“Dorogaya…if you’re not ready—“

“I’m ready Wanda, I don’t want to be worrying about how much we spend anymore. I want to focus on more important things, like us. I mean you still want kids right?” You asked tentatively and Wanda stifled a laugh at how stiffened you were. 

“Yes Y/n, I still want kids with you.” Wanda chuckled softly, shaking her head. “But I’m serious, and kids are far from where we are now. Are you absolutely sure?” 

“I’m sure.” You nodded. 

Still, Wanda pulled away from you, studying your expression. When she found nothing, she softened, giving you a supportive nod and a big grin. Your smile widened, and you advanced on her the next second earning a squeal, peppering her face with kisses and laughing along with her.

All you could think of was how grateful you were to have a wife like her. 

Change was hard but with Wanda, the weight felt easier to carry, and with time you’d learn you wouldn’t have to bear that alone anymore. There were still things you had to fix and you wouldn’t rest until you made things right with your wife but for now, you had a phone call to make. Within weeks you’d be changing jobs and attitudes. Things wouldn’t always be an easy route but you’d sure as hell try harder. For her.

[leviscolwill]

drive me crazy ! (smau)

pairing: bsf!mason mount x reader (+ minimal jadon sancho x reader)

summary: you and mason are just friends, he's just not into sharing you with his teammates ! (face claim: jorja douglas)

note: forgive me for this contains profanities and suggestiveness 😞✋

now playing drive ME crazy ! by lil yachty...

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user92 fittest girl around

masonmount your antisocial ass should've done that a long time ago

yn.jpg i don't need to start any conversation when you're being sociable enough for the two of us 😇

sanchooo10 idk it seems you can hold a conversation pretty well to me

yn.jpg it's all chatgpt's work

sanchooo10 that's what i thought

masonmount

what's going on ?

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wdym

masonmount

jadon ?

really ?

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what you asking for tho 🤨🤨

there's nothing going onnnn

yet 🤭

masonmount

shut up.

you said you'd never date a footballer

or am i the only one getting this treatment 😞

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stop spreading misinformation ‼️

i'm not dating him

masonmount

if you wanted to fuck a footballer you should've just asked me smh

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are you saying i'm ran through sir ?

bold coming from you

he's the one who dmed me anyways 🙄

and you wouldn't have given me his number

gatekeeper

masonmount

yeah ur right

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masonmount you really ditched me for this guy ? [this comment has been deleted by its author]

sanchooo10 ur unreal

sanchooo10 u can be my passenger princess anytime you want 🫶

masonmount i'm still her favourite driver bro 😹😹 [this comment has been deleted by its author]

masonmount beautiful ❤️

yn.jpg thank you my masey mase 🫶🫶

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masonmount καλωσήρθατε (welcome)

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madders okay slim shady

yn.jpg do blondes really have more fun ?

masonmount not when you're here

yn.jpg stop lying you're so happy i came here

masonmount you what here 😧

yn.jpg who dyed your hair ?? she did such a good job 😻

masonmount idk but she kept hitting on me i think i'm gna block her

yn.jpg and i think you're delusional

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sanchooo10 very hot indeed

yn.jpg thank uuu

masonmount more delusional than me [this comment has been deleted by its author]

masonmount i am no better than a man 😞

yn.jpg idk how to tell u this...

masonmount i look so good on this pic

yn.jpg i should have thrown you off the ship when i had the opportunity 😪

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masonmount my girl my girl my girl

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declanrice finally

judebellingham finally

benchilwell finally

ur.bsf finally

ur.bsf took you long enough 🙄

masonmount took ME long enough ?????

yn.jpg i thought i was gna get my driver's license before it happened ngl

masonmount @yn.jpg AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT HUH ?

yn.jpg always keep your football playing best friends close 🤩🤞

masonmount acting like you didn't reject me a hundred times over 10 years

yn.jpg i'm not sure that's something u wanna say on beyonce's internet bae

yn.jpg oh how much i love you

masonmount idk i thought you liked a certain someone more than me tho

yn.jpg that's cause jealousy looks good on you 🤭

[krvrawr]

The Christmas Gift !

[PT; The Christmas Gift ! END PT.]

Ghost x TransMale! Reader

[ PT; Ghost x TransMale! Reader END PT. ]

WARNINGS;

[ PT; warnings END PT. ]

Pre-Everything Reader ( needs more fics tbh ), Riding, P In V, Afab Anatomy, lemme know if i missed anything 🤗

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A/N;

[ PT; A/N END PT. ]

Merry ( late ) Christmas & New Year to everyone !! ( especially to trans dudes / transmascs that are pre everything <3 ), ALSO NEW DIVIDER 🎉🎉 ALSO I WAS PLANNING TO POST THIS FIC BEFORE BUT I GOT SICK 😞 so its like christmas themed fic <3

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visual smut ; ★ !!

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DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS ONE IF U R A CIS WOMAN, FEM ALIGNED, SHE/HER AND SHE/THEY ETC.

( see our other works, pls. if u dont dni, u r getting blocked. on sight. pls have it stated somewhere in bio, pinned that u r not one fem aligned. )

It was Christmas day, you woke up relaxed and with joy. You woke up before everyone, getting ready to wake up everyone. After everyone gathering, opening gifts, eating breakfast, lunch, dinner etc. Everyone talking with each other, joking etc.

The only thing ringing in your mind was when Ghost said, “Gonna decorate you like a Christmas gift.” with his British accent. You thought he was only joking but it turns out he wasn't.

When you two get in your shared room, he was giving your neck so many kisses and sucks, which would turn into hickeys later. His actions made you whimper while you held his waist tightly and leaned your neck to the side.

“You're such a handsome boy.” Ghost said against your neck, feeling his hot breath against your neck, in return you held onto him more.

“Am I making you wet baby?” He asked kissing your neck to your ear, you whimpered with a nod to in response. He backed away his head away from your assaulted neck and held your chin to look at him.

“You need to use words remember?” The man said to you, slightly rubbing your chin.

“I know.” You muttered, “Just please.” You whined for him to start the action.

“Patience boy.” Ghost demanded, sounding some-what stern. You looked at him, slightly grinding your body against his. Ghost chuckled at the action, you felt his hands on your waist.

“You want it badly huh?” He asked with a grin while you nodded.

“How about we turn it different this time?” He said with an idea in his mind which made you look at him curiously.

Now you were on his lap, naked with Christmas's bows on both of your tits and pelvis and with pretty choker with jingle bell that fitted your neck perfectly. You slowly rode Ghost, your cunt clenching around his cock deliciously as you went up and down on him. You stared down at the man in awe as Ghost tried to restrain himself, from bucking his hips up, while holding your thighs tightly. Ghost has allowed you to take control tonight, completely giving himself to you. Which means he has to do whatever you say, even if it means stopping himself from what he really wanted. To fuck you until you're screaming, trembling and crying. A low growl could be heard that escaped Ghost's mouth while it being rough, its also pitiful. It turns into a slight whimper when you rise up and sit heavily on his cock, warm and tight, one of Ghost's hands reaches over to your tits, squeezing it which makes you squirm in surprise.

“Good boy.. that's it.” You praised breathlessly as his grip on your thighs tighen, not enough to hurt you. Ghost's whines are sounding so precious to your ears with mixed sound of your chokers bell as he keens at the praise. His hips jolting up a little before remembering they have to stay in place.

Another, “Good boy” could be heard from your breathless and shaking form as another orgasm washes over him, his second one of the night.

“Just a bit longer,” you trembled out panting and Ghost closed his eyes, muscles tensing but obeys, making you smile.

“Good boy” You praised him as you felt his cock releasing warm, thick and sticky seed inside of you, causing you to release your own climax.

[number1jeonginstan]

han smut nexttt,,!!

you have bought a lingerie set and tried it out in your room till han came inside and started to make out after a few momentsss

Serendipity

A/N: OFC!! I wanted to make it a Roommate to Lover kinda thing so I hope you like it!

WC: 1.2k (I didn't mean to make it so long 😞)

It was Friday, meaning you and your roommate Jisung were going to eat pizza and watch the new episodes of your favorite anime together. You had just gotten home to see that you had received a package, you didn’t think you ordered anything until you saw it was from your best friend. Entering your shared apartment, you quickly ran into your room to FaceTime her. “Momo, what is this?” you questioned unsure of what lay in front of you. “You remember how you said you wanted something cute for your birthday, something frilly that makes you feel like a whole new person?” 

“Yeah…” you responded while plopping on your bed. “Well open the package and look inside!”. You opened the package to see a floral frilly lingerie set. It was beautiful. “Omg, Momo, it’s so pretty, but you didn’t have to get it for me, I don’t even know if it is going to look good.” you sighed “Well, it doesn’t hurt to try, change into it, I want to see how you look in it.” she grinned through the screen. You got up off your bed with a sigh and quickly changed into the set. When you finally got it on you looked at yourself in your full-length mirror, you were shocked at how nicely it hugged every curve on your body. You felt confident in it, getting your phone and showing it to Momo. “I think it looks good, but I don’t know” you whimpered to her. “Be so serious right now, you look beautiful” she gleamed.

 You were still talking to her lying on your bed, too lazy to change out of it, that you didn’t hear Jisung enter the house, placing the pizza on the coffee table of your guys’s living room. He heard you talking to Momo on the phone so he didn’t think anything of it, barging into your room only to see you in your little set. His ears turned beat red letting out a quick apology and shutting the door. “Hey Momo, I am gonna need to call you back. Bye!” Before Momo could even respond, you quickly cut the call and slipped on a hoodie and shorts in record time.

“Jisung I am so sorry, I really didn’t mean to. I should have locked the door. I am so sorry that you had to see.” Before you could even finish talking he interrupted you, “Are you still wearing it underneath your clothes?” he asked, his eyes pleading for a response. You reply with a feeble nod, unsure where this is going. “Let me see it, okay sweetheart? Why don’t you show me what you are wearing and I can make you feel so good. Don’t you want to feel good?” You were scared, you never thought that Han was attracted to you. The entire time you were roommates it was nothing special, that’s what you thought. You did have a slight crush on him, loving the way he giggled while watching your favorite shows, watching him stay awake producing music, seeing that glint in his eyes whenever you brought home sweet treats on your way home from work. 

Before you could think more, he kissed you. It was passionate, not rough like you thought it would be. His lips were slowly molding with yours, he tasted of chocolate, he must have had some while he came home from work per usual. You could feel his tongue clashing with yours and you moaned into the kiss. You couldn’t believe it, but you didn’t want it to end. Aline of spit being strung as you pulled apart to breathe. “Fuck,” he groaned, “Why don’t you take off your sweatshirt, show me what you are wearing. Already got me so hard from seeing just a glimpse.” He ran your hands over his sweatpants and you whimpered. He was addicted to that sound, loving the way the smallest things explicit such noises from you. 

He kissed you again, slowly pulling you to the couch. He sat you on top of his lap while removing your sweatshirt. “Fuck doll, you had to get this just for me, no other man should see you look so pretty.” He started kissing your neck, finding that special spot causing you to whimper once again and he couldn’t take it anymore. He removed your shorts just to see your soaking panties. “Please Hannie,” you moaned. You couldn’t take it anymore, you needed stimulation, you needed something, anything. “Fuck baby, you are so wet. I’m gonna start you with my fingers, don’t want to hurt you okay?” You just nodded, moaning as he moved your panties to the side. “Please Hannie,” you whined, “need it in me already.” He groaned into your lips “Gonna take my fingers like a good girl right? Gonna let me stretch you out so can take my cock.” 

He finally put his fingers into you, moaning at how tight you were. “Fuck doll, has no one fucked you well? You are so tight.” “Only for you Hannie, you make me so wet.” He let out a sound that was carnal while fucking his fingers deeper inside of you, hitting that one-stop while stimulating your clit with his other hand. Before you came, he took his fingers out, stopping completely. “What the fuck Hannie?” before you could say anything he took out his cock from his sweats and boxers. His dick was so pretty, long, and had a pink tip and you wanted it in your mouth. “Don’t you want to cum on my cock? Want me to fuck my cum inside you ruining your little set?” You just moaned unable to think about anything but the way his dick would feel inside of you. He aligned the tip of his cock into you, groaning as he slipt his entire shaft into you. 

You moaned on top of him, starting to ride him, chasing your stolen high. “What a good baby, taking care of me.” He moaned while thrusting up into you. Before you could even respond, he flipped you over and began to thrust into you. He could feel your pussy convulsing on his cock. “Sweetheart, I don’t know how much longer I can last with this delicious pussy clenching me, you gotta let go a bit.” You did, allowing him to press your legs up a bit, hitting that perfect spot inside of you and you threw your head back. “Fuck Jisung, I’m gonna cum, please let me cum, I need to cum,” you moaned into his ear. That was all he needed to fuck you harder, both of you chasing your highs. A final thrust and both of you guys snapped, you cumming on his cock and him cumming so deeply inside you. 

“That was so good sweetheart, but let’s get you cleaned up okay? You are sleeping on my bed tonight,” he said while kissing your forehead. Your pizza and movie night was long forgotten as he lifted you up to his bathroom.

[mkeyztrm]

K.

- cigarettes after sex

“ and I’m kissing you, lying in my room. holding you until you fall asleep, and it’s just as good as I knew it would be. Stay with me, I don’t want you to leave. ”

Warnings(?): Toxic parents, 🍃 (barely)

nick sturniolo x m!reader(?)

I’ve never really written something like this before, so please keep that in mind 😭

Idk if this would be considered an m!reader thingy, but the character in first person is a male! I hope that makes sense 😞

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All it took was the contact we made between our eyes, which ironically enough are also polar opposites.

Outside of my apartment complex stands a statue probably about a billion years old, it’s completely abandoned but it works as a perfect escape for when the world comes crashing down. I go there nearly every day, it’s really the only physical place I can go when shit gets rough at home. I can’t help but feel trapped in my own house whenever my parents have their little arguments, it’s like they forget they even have a kid. Today they started arguing because the dishes weren’t done, and somehow that just set off all of the missles in my mother’s heart, she snapped. So that’s why I’ve decided to go to the statue today, it’s my safe space when I don’t have one.

The area around me is swollen with plants, dark green vines wrapped around the chipped stone i sit on. As I’m walking down and pass the grassy corner I come to a sudden stop when I hear familiar footsteps around my spot. I slowly step forward and peek around to see a beautiful boy, around my age. His pretty brown hair is emphasized by the sunlight, and his heartstopping eyes are as well. I recognize him as the boy who lives down the hall, I’ve seen him a few times when I’ve had to leave the house. We’ve never spoke other than a simple “hey” or “hi”

“Hello? Hi sorry, I didn’t mean to disturb you.”

I quickly apologized before turning around. As I take my first step forward I hear his soothing voice.

“No, no you’re okay. I’m just taking pictures of the area. Do you want to join me?”

“If that wouldn’t be an issue, then yeah. I just need to get out of the house for a minute, you know?”

He watches me as I sit down, then he sits down next to me while he lowers his camera to his side. I can tell he’s as awkward as me, he’s just better at hiding it than I am.

“My name’s Nick, Nick sturniolo. What’s yours?”

“Oh, uh. My name is Jakson. Spelt J-A-K. You can just call me Jak though if you’d prefer.”

“It’s nice to meet you, Jak.”

“Nice to meet you too, Nick”

with a smile across my face i look over to my right jacket pocket and pull out a lighter. I looked at him and gestured towards it, offering him a hit. He nods his head and says “Sure, why not. I’m not doing anything later anyway.” I hand him my lighter, then I hand him a joint that I pulled out of my pocket along with the lighter.

“But I could tell that something had changed how you looked at me then.”

Minutes turn into hours, hours turn into four more. Throughout our sesh we shared our reasoning for hanging out here so often. His surprised me, I didn’t expect him to be a triplet, let alone the oldest. He explained to me in full depth that he comes out here whenever his brothers get to be too obnoxious, or whenever he doesn’t want to participate in one of their stupid joke arguments. He told me that he loves them very much, he just needs some time for him self as well. I didn’t know somebody could understand me that well.

“And I’m taking pictures of you with flowers on the wall.”

As time goes by, my head ends up on his thighs. My head resting on him while we watch the stars together. He let out a soft giggle whenever I’d point out a constellation or a shooting star, and for some reason that made both myself and my heart happy. Being with him made my heart skip a beat everytime he spoke. I never knew it was possible to become so close to someone in only a day. I looked back up at him, and he looked down at me. He let out a smile, so I did too.

God, my heart was racing so fast. You guys just met, and you’re already each other’s only friend. Is it shameful to have these thoughts about some boy you’ve only seen in a hallway before this? Before I could continue thinking, he placed his hand on my head and gently stroked my head with that grin on his face. He kept eye contact with me, and put his other hand on my head as well.

I think I’ve finally fallen for somebody.

“Think I like you best when you’re just with me, and no one else.”

After a long while the sun starts to come up, but I’m still rested on his lap. He looked down at me, I looked back up at him.

nick holds my face tight and gently presses his soft lips against mine, leaving me no time to react. Not that I needed to react, he’s so heavenly. He grabs my hand and stands up so I stood up with him. I can tell he wants to say something, but his face shows his thoughts are jumbled.

“Could I get your number? I think we should come out here again and hangout. Next time I’ll bring a blanket and snacks if we’re out here for that long again.”

“Oh definitely. My number is (xxx)xxx-xxxx. Feel free to text me anytime you want, boy. I’ll always be available for you.”

we walked up to the apartment building together, he made sure I got home safe. Before i walked inside of my house I made sure to smile and wave. I waited until he had walked away to shut the door.

I made my way back to my bedroom and passed out asleep the moment I hit my mattresses. I love this boy.

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HIII thanks for reading 🫶

I’m so sorry if this is bad, I really only write poems and I’m dyslexic as hell. I just wanted to write something for the first time and see how it went.

Please do not criticize this in the replies, I’m overly sensitive and will take it to heart 😭. /gen

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@inlovewithmattstur lord how do you write so fast.

[charliemwrites]

(losing my fucking mind rn tumblr closed out on me and made me have to rewrite this ask from the beginning 😞😞)

but anyways!!! obedient sitting on johns lap, dozing off in their heavily decorated house (he bought her every holiday themed decoration her lil heart desires, the theme of their house is light and snowy with white tinsel and pretty garlands and fairy lights around every corner, accenting the dark wood floors and oak furniture perfectly <3) the smell of cocoa heavy in the background. price never ever lets her drink, but tonight is an exception. shes cupping a mug of peppermint schnapps in her little hands, sipping on it slowly and price laughs so hard at the sight of his good girl being tipsy, the vibrations of it rumbling through his chest and slightly jostling her; but shes too sleepy and warm, almost asleep from the combination of her keepers big burly arms wrapped around her and the heat in the house being cranked due to the cold outside. shes chatty today, probably because of the drink but mainly because of how excited she is to finally see her owner again. they talk about their days, share stories about childhood holiday experiences (she cant seem to remember hers though..), share lots of little kisses and snuggle each other; watching various winter themed hallmark movies and giggling about how corny they are (she secretly loves them and more than once, price catches her peering up at him from her place on his lap; her big doe eyes staring at him in adoration) shes more than a little drunk when she ends up falling asleep on him in front of the roaring fire. he chuckles to himself and kisses her head, shifting just barely to keep from waking her; as he grabs a big plush throw (one she picked out!!!!!) and spreads it out over them. they wake up the next morning, tangled together and faintly smelling of mint and his cologne. they both get up to go potty a little while after price nags obedient enough; and her legs feel like mush from sleeping on the couch overnight. (even if she technically slept on price, EVEN though their couch could count as a small twin sized bed its so big and cushy) its okay though, because price is off for a week and has time to help his kept bake and cook all day!!!! (rare holiday leave<3, he might get called in but god help whoever he has to face if it means taking away from the time he has with his babygirl) they make lots of cookies, end up feeding each other half of them before they even get to icing them (!!!!! they make a game out of it, seeing who can get more of the unused icing on the others face !!!!!!!!!!!); and price hasnt seen his pet this happy; ever. if only he had time off all the time!!! oh. oh. he wont bring it up just yet, but retiring is starting to sound like a good idea…

-🎄🎄anon (happy holidays love!!!!!!!)

Oh I hate when tumblr does that, you’re a trooper for rewriting it. Fun fact, if my computer doesn’t save something I’ve written, I just about abandon the whole project. It’s only happened a couple times, but it drives me a special kind of crazy.

Now for this little Drabble I’m utterly obsessed with. 🎄🎄?? This is brilliant. Ever since @ceilidho made that bear!price fic, I’ve been yearning to just hibernate through the damn winter with this man. I love everything about this, no notes. Just a deep deep need to have this experience.

[crguang]

only cams Himeko!! recording the sex but its superr soft shzbxhzbbaba gently pounding her to the bed while hearing her ah’s and oh’s… the pace growing faster

-🍏

UGHHHHH HIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE this fucking princess man… she’s so damn pretty i’d wanna film her too like. i think she wouldn’t wanna share it but it’s okay it’d be just for you guys <3

kissing her all over is the easiest way to turn her on, she loves being loved on! take your time peppering her skin with tender kisses and she has that soft, permanent smile on her lips as you do, hands brushing up and down your back or holding on to your waist to bring you closer. she’d get lost in your touches pretty fast and would forget about the camera; her eyes flutter shut in bliss and all that matters in this instant is your lips on her body. kissing the mole on her breast and the ones down her back + on her thighs gets her all hot and bothered. she looks sooo gorgeous with her hair loose, pooling around her head and adding color to the pillows. a work of art impossible to fully capture through camera lenses, but that’s okay. she sounds so pretty too, she sometimes tries to muffle her cute moans with a hand or a pillow but a single, “i want to hear you, princess” from you discourages her. she loveeees soft, loving sex. i think it might be her favourite, she feels so cherished and adored and it’s such a precious thing. she gets really needy when she’s close, and will urge you to quicken your pace with broken whimpers of “please…” “mmnh—yes—“ how can you not give her what she needs? sooo beautiful when she comes; her rosy lips are parted, her brows twisted in pleasure and there’s a flush on her cheeks— i’m getting giddy just thinking about it… i wanna love her so bad just look at her😞

[local-critter]

Hello! I saw that you’re doing arcana headcannons!!!! Could you do one for an Mc that doesn’t have a large appetite? Like they’ll take one small meal a day if that and won’t be hungry?

I hope this is good enough! Not very sure I like how it turned out 😞

Also I was struggling to make this a bulleted list as that's my preferred format but i chose not to pick that battle because I didn't want to individually click on every line of text so i apologize about that

Asra

Noticed when he was home how little you ate, so before they left on trips they made sure the kitchen was fully stocked

He hides little snacks all over the shop and the apartment upstairs for you

They leave Faust with you whenever they’re going to be out for mot if not all of the day so she can make sure you eat something, even if you’re not hungry

You know yourself better than him, so if you say you’re not really hungry he’ll believe you but he might nudge a little snack towards you just in case

You two eat together for at least one meal a day

If you haven’t eaten in six hours or more, they request your aid in the kitchen and then subtily ask you to taste test everything

They know you just have a small appetite, you’ve always been like that since before the plague so he’s not too concerned

If you don’t eat much during breakfast and you don’t eat any snacks throughout the day he’ll gently but sternly steer you towards the kitchen and insist on making you something

Julian

Bro doesn’t notice

You two eat breakfast together and chances are it’ll be all he eats until he gets home at the end of the day

While you have a small appetite, he just forgets to eat, too busy trying to help his patients

It’s only if/when he has a day or two off for one reason or another that he sees how little you eat and he gets worried

Maybe you’re sick and he was too busy to realize??

Or you’re in the process of coming down with something?

Before he even asks you about it, this man is searching through his books and journals for any and all causes of loss of appetite

That’s how you’ll find him; pacing and muttering under his breath as he runs his hand through his hair repeatedly and flips through books frantically

He didn’t realize when you caught the plague so he refuses to miss you getting sick again

You have to sit him down and explain that you’re not sick, you just typically don’t have much of an appetite but you do eat

So now on top of your shared meal you two share several snacks throughout the day, both for his comfort and yours

He gets to make sure youre eating and you get to make sure hes eating

Win/win

Nadia

Also didn’t really notice

She’s a very busy countess, lunch and dinner are typically special events so you two eat breakfast together and that’s it

Her day is usually packed full of meetings

Portia would be the one to tell her you hardly eat and she gets worried it’s because you don’t like the food and you’re too scared to tell her

Or maybe you have an allergy she hasn’t been notified about

Genuinely nervous that you’re too scared to communicate something or it’s a medical issue or something

Clears her schedule for a day and sits down with you to have a long talk about your needs and preferences and comfort levels to avoid the same situation later down the line

You both leave that talk with a stronger understanding of each other and it does improve your relationship

She’s incredilby relieved at your explanation

Muriel

He notices immediately, as soon as you start the trip south

So does Morga

He doesn’t address it or anything, but Morga definitely does

She’s pretty annoyed because it’s a grueling trip and you need as much energy as you can get if you expect to not only keep up with her but also learn to fight

Once you and Muriel start living together he gets worried

It’s not as though you don’t have enough to eat, you do

You both make sure of it

If nothing else there’s eggs the chickens so kindly donate

You just eat a meal and that’s it for the day

He grew uo never having enough to eat, never knowing when his next meal would be so food is very important to him

Whenever he cooks, he makes you small portion and you two eat together; even if you’re not hungry, for his own peace of mind

Also when you start experimenting with food to find what he does and doesn’t like, he makes sure you try the food with him too

He feels more at ease knowing you’re well-fed/full

Inanna stares at you in disappointment until you finish eating and she’s sure you’re full

Shes like a stern mom

Portia

Notices the second quickest

She doesn’t think much of it but starts making you more food in hopes of encouraginy you to eat more

Gets worried when it doesn’t work

Almost immediately sits you down to ask what that’s about

Is relieved when you explain that it’s not because you don’t like her cooking and you’re not sick

Appreciates your honesty

Still tries to get you to eat a little more though

Youre a powerful magician! You need a lot of energy to perform all those big spells!

She has Pepi deliver you snacks sometimes

Makes sure to eat lunch with you if she can, but you two typically eat breakfast together and if dinner isn’t a special event then you eeat together then too

Lucio

He’s surprisingly observant so he notices practically as soon as you bind his soul to you

Especially since for three years, he wanted to eat so badly

Little bit irritated that you have the ability and you don’t take full advantage of it

Once the whole mess with The Devil is over and you’re journeymen, he gets worried

You need the energy to travel, and the jobs you pick up

At first he thinks it’s because you just don’t have a lot to eat so he and the dogs start hunting more, because the dogs love you too

You have to explain to him that it’s just that you don’t have much of an appetite

He accepts your explanation but still picks up some snacks here and there from whatever village or town you stop at/go through

Bugs you sometimes to eat a little bit more if you’re going to pick up a bigger/more difficult job

[reashot]

Friends With Benefits.

Ruby can be seen skipping across the hallway of the school dormitory like something good just happened to her. When she reaches the door to her dorm room she's suddenly subjected to the sight of her team mates sitting in a chair staring at her.

Ruby: So... I take it there's no actual PlayStation 5 waiting for me? 😢

Yang: Rubes... We need to have a talk.

Ruby: If it's about where baby comes from I already know about it. 😤

Weiss: Not "The talk" You dolt. A talk. By that we need to talk about the Goliath in the room.

Blake: Ruby this is an intervention. We're of course talking about your relationship with Jaune. Or more precisely how your relationship with him have affected everyone's performance.

Yang: You are spending more time with him than you do with your own team.

Blake: It actually starts affecting our performance in the field.

Weiss: Take the hint Ruby.

Ruby: Are you telling me to break up with him? 🥺

Yang: That's not what we... Look. We not asking you to break up with him just don't spend as much time with him that's all.

Ruby: That's the same thing! If I can't spend as many time with Jaune as I can that pretty much the same as telling me to break up with him. 😣

Weiss: Don't be so dramatic. A boy like him is just a dime a dozen. You can find much better boy for you to date.

Ruby: Say that again you ice bitch! 😡

Weiss: EXCUSE ME?!!

Yang: What's gotten into you?

Blake: Weiss maybe out of line. But you shouldn't say such a thing.

Ruby: No you listen! You all are essentially asking me to stop seeing Jaune. Ask yourself this. Where do you think I'm going to find a boyfriend as perfect as Jaune Arc ever again? 😠

Weiss: *scoffs* Hah! Jaune. Perfect? Hate to break it up to you sis, but he's not sharpest sword in the armory if you catch my drift.

Ruby: He's always nice to me, he never makes fun of me, he likes my friends, we share the same hobby and he's loyal. 🧐

Blake: And he helped me out a lot. He's selfless, he doesn't treat Faunus differently.

Yang: And he has a big dick...

Blake: ....

Weiss: ....

Ruby: .... Wait. How do you know about that? 👀

Yang: I asked around. A girl have her ways. Let's just leave it at that. You're right sis. There is no way you can do better than Jaune. He is literally the perfect boyfriend for you.

Weiss: I can't believe this... Are we going to let her still see Jaune?

Ruby: Suck it Weiss. There's no sinking the Lancaster ship.

Weiss: Why you little...

Then suddenly the door to their room burst open revealing Jaune. Who heard everything that just happened.

Jaune: Ruby is it true that I'm a being a bother for your teams?

Blake: Of course.

Yang: Totally. Which is a lot more than usual for some reason.

Weiss: Do you even need to ask?

Ruby: (Don't bully my man. 😖) O-of course not what makes you think that? 😅

Jaune: T-then I have to apologize in advance but I think we need to spend some time away from each other.

Ruby: No don't say so, Jaune. 😫

Jaune: I'm sorry Ruby. But we can still see each other from time to time.

Ruby: But then I'm not going to be able to spend as much time and doing other stuff with you. 😞

Jaune: That's okay Ruby. I'll just ask Pyrrha to take your place.

Weiss: WTF!

Blake: 🙀

Yang: Oh no you don't you blonde haired slut! Not only you laid your hand on my little sister. But you also laid your hand on Pyrrha?

Weiss: You dirty, you filth, you perverted bastard! I thought better of you Arc. And you telling me you had your way with both Ruby and Pyrrha?!

Blake: ménage à trois...

Jaune: What? No! What are you saying? I'm not doing such a thing with both of them.

Weiss: Stop lying Arc! We have ears. You're Ruby's boyfriend and yet you have no problem casting her aside for Pyrrha.

Yang: Damn it Vomit Boy. You though you know a person. I don't know what kind of relationship you have with Pyrrha. But you shouldn't just discard my sister like a tissue you used to relieve yourself.

Blake: *wipes nose* That's right Jaune you shouldn't just discard Ruby for Pyrrha like that. You should let her join you...

Ruby: Well I'm not against such a thing if you want it Jaune. 😌

Jaune: What! I didn't do any of what you suggested with her or with Pyrrha! And another things I'm not Ruby's boyfriend.

Ruby: 🥶

Weiss: Wait you're not? But Ruby kept saying you're her boyfriend.

Yang: Yeah that's why you and Ruby kept disappearing on us. Also did you at least use protection if you do? I don't want to be an aunt yet.

Blake: (Oh no. My ship)

Jaune: No, no! Ruby just help me out with my training that's all! We're just good friend that's all.

Yang: Wait that's it? I thought you and Ruby are... You know... Bumping ugly with one another?

Jaune: No Yang... For the last time. Ruby and I are nothing like that. And beside she's far too young for such a thing.

Ruby: Only by two years! You're a jerk Jaune. Even though I help with your training this is the thanks I get. Well screw you. I don't care about you anymore! 😭 *runs away from the room*

Jaune: Wait Ruby!

Yang: Uh oh vomit boy. Messed up again.

Weiss: What a scum. Playing with a maiden's heart like that.

Blake: What are you waiting for! Go after her and apologize to her immediately!

Jaune: Oh right. I'm sorry for everything. I'll try my best to get Ruby back. *runs up after Ruby*

Weiss: He's soooo going to get sliced in half by Ruby.

Yang: That or the two will finally gets laid. Either way we solves our problems. Probably. I just hope Jaune used protection.

Weiss: I just hope Ruby go easy on him a little. I mean he's an oblivious jerk and all but he doesn't deserve getting cut in half.

Blake: (Godspeed Jaune. Go to your true love. Go to Ruby's side. Go and declare your love for her and apologize with all your heart.)

Meanwhile in the academy's corridor Jaune can be seen chasing after Ruby.

Jaune: Wait Ruby! Please you have to stop and let me explain.

Ruby: 😭😭😭 Shut up Jaune! I don't want to hear more of your lies. You're a jerk for taking advantages of me! Do our time together meant nothing to you? 😭😭😭

Jaune: Please Ruby don't say things that can be misunderstood by other people

Ruby: 😭😭😭 How could you dumped me for Pyrrha even after I let you played around with my body Jaune! 

What Ruby said caught the attention of students and passerby that watches the scene of Jaune chasing Ruby. This led to murmur of discussion and accusation on the the relationship between the two of them.

???: Jaune cheated on Ruby with Pyrrha?

???: Can't believe that Jaune Arc is a fuccboi. 

???: Wait isn’t she’s underage. Shouldn't someone call the cops?

???: OMG he’s a pedophile!

???: So he’s not only a cheating scumbag but he’s also a pedophile.

???: He’s the worst.

???: I hope someone punch him in the nuts.

??? : That Arc character is such a PoS.

Cardin: I always knew there's something wrong with that guy.

Velvet: Wait Ruby and Jaune are breaking up? That means there's now a chance for me to be his girlfriend!

When Jaune heard all the hurtful words everyone said to him. He can't help but to feel his chest tighten and his heart felt like it was torn to shred after hearing them. But right now he didn't care about it. Especially not when Ruby is probably more hurt right now than he is.

Jaune: Ruby please wait I want to aplogize.

Ruby:😭😭😭 No I don't believe you! 😭😭😭

She then used her Semblance to run away even faster from Jaune. Leaving him with just her petals of roses and the glare of the other students. Ruby Rose soon found herself outside the Academy ground under a fairly large tree.

Ruby: Stupid Jaune... No, not Jaune. But stupid me. Why did I have to run away like that from him... Oh no Jaune's going to hate me now. 😞

Jaune: Ruby I found you. *panting* I'm sorry Ruby but please let me catch my breath all right.

Ruby: Jaune. How did you find me? 😕

Jaune: Oh. I just followed the rose petals all the way here.

Ruby: Darn it. I mean. I'm glad to see you here Jaune. Because I want to say something to you. 😣

Jaune: So do I and I wanted to say I'm sorry if I offended you or anything.

Ruby: Jaune I'm sorry too for calling you stupid and accusing you in front of everyone like that. ☹️

Jaune: Hey it's no big deal. I'm already like, the worst student in Beacon. It's not like my reputation can get any lower. And Ruby before I forget why do you tell your team that I'm your boyfriend?

Ruby: (Here goes. 😔) Because I like you Jaune...

Jaune: Wait you serious?! Like as in regular like or is it like, like?

Ruby: Like as in I love you Jaune... ❤

Jaune: Ruby... I didn't know. I'm so sorry.

Ruby: Don't be Jaune. It's all my fault. I was so happy you pick me as your training partner I just took it as a chance for me to tell everyone that you're my boyfriend.🥺

Jaune: That still doesn't answer my question though. Why do you pick me of all person?

Ruby: I had a crush on you since the first time I met you. And I guess I said that you were my boyfriend so other people can't asks you to be theirs. 😓

Jaune: Ha, ha, ha. Good one Ruby. I mean this me we're talking about. There's no way anyone will ask me to be their boyfriend.

Ruby: (Oh how wrong you are Jaune. If I didn't stake my claim first. All those hyenas will swarm around you. And those that don't. Is just going to find out how much of a catch you are. But then again you being oblivious is just another part I like about you 🤭) You maybe right Jaune. 😙

Jaune: So what happens now?

Ruby: Jaune would you like to be my boyfriend? For real this time. ☺

Jaune: Ru-Ruby I. I want to give you an answer. But I can't because. I still don't know my own feelings for you yet. M-maybe we could start by being a friend first and then let's see where it will take us.

Ruby: Yeah!... Wait. But we're already friend? 🤨

Jaune: Oh right. How about best friend?

Ruby: We already one too. 😑

Jaune: Oh this is hard. What is below being a couple but above being best friends?

Ruby: Hmmm... How about "Friend with Benefits?" 😇

Jaune: Sounds fancy what is that Ruby?

Ruby: I don't know I just heard it from Yang. I think it meant friend that also enjoys the benefits of being a couple. 🤓

Jaune: Oh you mean like going on a date or holding hands like that sorts of thing?

Ruby: I think so and I heard it also included headpat and kisses. 😘

Jaune: Do you want to be headpatted?

Ruby: Do the Schnee corporation engages in unfair labor practices? Also don't forget the kiss please. 💋

Jaune: I take it as yes then, but no kissing and not on the lips. Not yet anyway. We are just friends with benefits after all. And not yet boyfriend and girlfriend yet. *headpats Ruby*

Ruby: Oh yeah that's the stuff.... 🤤

Jaune: Ah what the heck. *kiss Ruby in the forehead*

Ruby: *brain .exe stops working* 😮

Jaune: ... We should go back. *hides blush*

Ruby: *shook head* Wait up for me Jaune!

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[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack short take (72)

*Planning a fake funeral is hard!* Read [this] first.

Coryo: Hey, Class Press.

Felix: Yes, Snowy?

Coryo: Poor Aeneas just called me earlier and said that his little sister is getting discharged from the hospital today.

Felix: Who’s Aeneas again?

Coryo: The Banshee’s surprisingly nicer and smarter older brother.

Felix: The same guy who was forced to sleep inside a tiny doghouse by his parents for being born good?

Coryo: Yup. That Aeneas.

Felix: Oh, I remember now. Poor guy. He deserves better.

Coryo: Yeah. Poor guy. So are we going to celebrate Arachne Crane’s recovery or what?

Hilarius: Are we?

Festus: I’m not. She gave me a proper black eye for saving her screeching spidery ass.

Palmyra: She’s not dead?

Clemensia: Palm Palm, that’s mean. Arachne was almost choked to death by her crazy Tribute.

Coryo: To be fair, crazy Brandy was hungry. She wanted to steal and eat the spider’s ✨Heaven Bread✨.

Domitia: Hungry? But Tanner told me that Brandy stole his bread rolls, cheese tarts, and 2 cans of beer before the spider came and made her a sh*tty sandwich.

Coryo: She’s like Percy’s little gremlin. She won’t stop eating no matter what.

Persephone: True. Mizzen has a Tartarus like stomach.

Festus: And the raging appetite of a thousand grown men.

Persephone: He can even eat Domitia’s whole family farm.

Domitia: Even my sweet daddy’s baby duck sanctuary?

Persephone: Especially the baby duck sanctuary.

Palmyra: So Craney really survived Brandy Sharp Candy?

Diana: Fortunately.

Festus: Tragically.

Diana: Creed!

Festus: She punched me in the face.

Coryo: 4 times.

Festus: It still hurts.😞

Coryo: And now she’s wearing an ugly neck brace because of it.

Felix: Wow. Who would’ve thought that my weird prediction came true.

Gaius: Cool.

Diana: Does that mean that you’re now a seer, Class Pres?

Felix: I wish.

Apollo: In a scale of Dr.Gaul’s ugly mutts to Clemensia’s pretty Mr. Paris Patty, how ugly is Arachne Crane’s neck brace?

Sejanus: Pit bull rabbit mutt ugly.

Apollo: Really?

Sejanus: Truly.

Diana: I can’t wait to see it.☺️

Palmyra: But are you 100 percent sure that our local Banshee is still the same Banshee?

Sejanus: What do you mean?

Palmyra: What if she’s now a cat trap in a box and we don’t know what’s happening inside?

Coryo: She’s not Schrödinger's cat!

Palmyra: Who’s Schrödinger?

Domitia: Monty, please.

Palmyra: But she hasn’t replied to my emails for 2 straight days now.

Domitia: So?

Palmyra: That means she’s dead in my books.

Domitia: Do you want to know the real reason why the spider doesn’t reply to your weird emails?

Palmyra: Yes! I love honesty.😊

Domitia: She doesn’t like you.

Palmyra: Ok! So what’s the truth?

Domitia: She doesn’t like you!

Palmyra: That’s a lie. Everybody likes me. Even Dr. Gaul and her rainbow snakey snakeys like me.

Domitia: You need help.

Palmyra: I like kelp too!

Domitia: I hate you.

Palmyra: I date me too.😊

Domitia: You’re hopeless.

Palmyra: Thank you! You’re a nice friend, Tia.

Domitia: We’re not friends.

Palmyra: Best friends!🥰

Hilarius: Lol. I’m recording this.

Florus: But just to be sure, does anyone have legitimate proof that the spider is still the spider?

Sejanus: *raises hand*

Florus: Really? You of all people?

Sejanus: Yup! The other day, me, Coryo, Lizzie, and Creed had a secret slumber party inside her hospital room without her knowing.

Festus: We stole her ice cream.

Coryo: I ate her mother’s homemade apple pie. It was a little bit dry and flaky, but I still gave it a 7 out of 10 for trying.

Lysistrata: I stole her morphling bottles and sold them to Dennis.

Festus: I drew a mustache on her face while she was sleeping.

Sejanus: And I took some photos and short videos for Felix.

Florus: Photos? Photos of Crane sleeping?

Sejanus: No. They were photos and videos of Crane swearing and screeching at Lizzie and Festus.

Florus: Can you share them with me?

Felix: Flory, I posted them in our secret group chat, remember?

Florus: You made a secret group chat without me?!

Felix: Sh*t. I think Urban and Io forgot to add you.

Apollo: Don’t worry, Flory. I’ll add you.☺️

Florus: Thanks.😞

Pup: Actually, we’ve already added you in our group chat before.

Florus: Then why am I not in chat anymore?

Pup: I think Ban Ban and Andie accidentally kicked you out.

Florus: Why? What did I do?

Pup: They thought you were secretly Dean Highbottom in disguise.

Florus: Is it because of my profile picture?

Pup: Definitely.

Florus: My profile picture is cute and perfectly fine!

Pup: Your profile picture’s a fat goldfish drinking booze.

Florus: It’s simple and symbolic.

Pup: Change it.

Lysistrata: Yo, can we share the photos with Lucky Flickerman?

Florus: That magical clown was added in the group chat before me?!

Lysistrata: Yes, but anyway-

Florus: Anyway?! Felix, explain yourself!

Felix: Don’t look at me. I didn’t add no magical clown in chat.

Lysistrata: I did.

Clemensia: Of course you did, Lizzie. Of course you did.🙄

Lysistrata: He said that he’ll give us 20 bucks, 2 crates of candy corn, a free bird show, and a bucket of chicken wings.

Clemensia: No. Just no. We are not sharing Crane’s ugly pictures with that clown and Capitol News.

Lysistrata: He’s a magician.

Clemensia: That’s not the point!

Lysistrata: He can talk to birds!

Coryo: I’m allergic to weird birds.

Festus: Same.

Apollo: Aren’t we all here to talk about Crane’s miraculous recovery and celebration?

Dennis: Hear me out-

Clemensia: No.

Dennis: Just this once. I swear that you might even like it.

Felix: Fire away, Denny.

Dennis: How about we arrange a fake funeral as a “welcome back” party for Crane instead? What do you guys think?

Coryo: A fake what?

Dennis: A fake funeral!

Festus: That sounds fun.

Dennis: An exclusive fake funeral for our local screeching Banshee and her dead sh*tty sandwich!😀

Clemensia: Dennis, that’s madness-

Sejanus: Denny, that’s brilliant! You’re a genius! A genius!

Coryo: I’m with Seji Pie.

Palmyra: Me too!

Hilarius: Let’s do it!

Felix: But just for formalities-

Clemensia: Or Panem’s sake.

Felix: Raise your good hand if you want to arrange a fake funeral for Arachne Banshee Crane tomorrow.

Everyone: *immediately raises their hand except for Clemensia*

Apollo: Yey! Fake funeral!

Clemensia: You guys disappoint me.

Diana: Are we going to sing ✨Gem of Panem✨?

Felix: Of course! It’s part of the ceremony.

Diana: Can we sing ✨Somewhere Over The Rainbow✨ after?

Felix: Sure! You and Coryo can sing the rainbow song together.

Coryo: But can Sejanus and I sing ✨My Heart Will Go On✨ after my duet with Ring?

Sejanus: Please, Class Pres! Let me sing with my Coryo! I’ll pay you 10 bucks and 4 crates of posca.

Felix: Fine. You can sing whatever love song you feel like singing.

Everyone: Yey!

Festus: But can I bring a big ass silver crane to serve as the main centerpiece for tomorrow’s funeral?

Felix: Are you talking about the weird looking long-legged bird or the one used for construction?

Festus: A big ass metal crane that my mother uses for construction.

Felix: A literal crane?! You want to bring a literal crane to poor Arachne’s funeral?!

Festus: It’s a fake funeral. Anything goes.

Felix: Why, Creed? Just why?!

Festus: Coryo and Seji Pie can even swing on the crane while performing ✨My Heart Will Go On✨.

Diana: Can I swing too?

Festus: As long as you wear my dad’s old neon pink harness.

Coryo: Wait. Are we going to jump down the crane after we sing?

Sejanus: That’s a good idea.

Festus: Don’t worry, Snowy. I’ll make sure that there’s a working ambulance nearby.

Coryo: Working? What do you mean by working?!

Festus: May the odds be ever in your favor, Bestie.☺️

Coryo: Thanks.

Sejanus: Just to be safe, I’ll bring 10 parachutes.

Festus: *turns to Felix* So Class Pres, what do you say? Metal crane or no metal crane?

Felix: Fine. You can bring your mother’s old metal crane.

Festus: Yey!

Felix: But just one.

Festus: No promises.

Apollo: Can we bring fireworks? I love fireworks.

Felix: One box each.

Apollo: You’re the best, Class Pres!

Dennis: Yo, I have another idea. What if-

Clemensia: Dennis, shut up.

Dennis: Hear me out, hear me out-

Clemensia: Suck a di-

Hilarius: Let the man cook!

Clemensia: He can’t cook.

Hilarius: Let the businessman cook!

Palmyra: I wanna cook!😀

Everyone: No.

Dennis: What if we use Creed’s crane to lift up Arachne’s empty casket while Diana, Sejanus, and Coryo are standing on it. What do you think?

Coryo: Standing where exactly?

Dennis: On the casket.

Coryo: While being lifted up?

Dennis: Yes.

Diana: Does that mean that we’re going to perform with the birds?!

Coryo: Not the birds!

Sejanus: I’m excited!

Gaius: That’s brilliant! Capitol News will love it!

Hilarius: I can’t wait to record that.

Dennis: And what if-

Clemensia: You’re an idiot.

Dennis: What if the rest of us are riding 12 pink chariots covered with white and yellow roses while Coryo and Sejanus are singing their love song above us! What do you guys think?😀

Felix: Why chariots? Why not cars?

Dennis: Because we’re Roman Empire fanatics, Class Pres.

Felix: True. We do love the Roman Empire and Greek Mythology.

Apollo: Do you know that I was named after the sun god?😊

Festus: Obviously.

Dennis: Fun fact! My first name is actually Dionysus.

Domitia: We’re still going to call you “Dennis” after this, ya know.

Dennis: I know.😔

Felix: But where exactly are we going to get 12 pink chariots before tomorrow’s event?

Dennis: Mama Cardew.

Felix: Right. I’ll call Livia’s mom later.

Apollo: How about the roses?

Felix: Coryo?

Coryo: Sure. I’ll ransack my grandmother’s garden again.

Dennis: Good! That settles it.

Felix: But where are we going to hold Crane’s fake funeral anyway?

Dennis: In front of the Presidential Palace.

Felix: We can’t! My granduncle might die from embarrassment.

Dennis: The President of Panem will love it! He might even give a funny speech tomorrow!

Felix: You’re killing me.

Dennis: Don’t be like that, Class Press. Your crazy Gran Gran loves attending weird funerals.

Felix: Dennis, please.

Dennis: I’ll give you a banned Lana Del Rey album next week.

Felix: For free?

Dennis: 2 Lana Del Rey albums.

Felix: Fine! I’ll call my crazy Gran Gran right now. *calls President Ravinstill*

Pres.Ravinstill: Hello? Is this the royal dog walker? My puppies are sleeping right now-

Felix: Gran Gran, this is Felix.

Pres.Ravinstill: Ah! My favorite son!

Felix: I’m not your son. I’m your grandnephew, remember?

Pres.Ravinstill: What do you want from your dear old Gran Gran, my sweet son and heir? Do you want another golden chair? I can give you another golden chair-

Felix: Can we arrange a fake funeral in front of the Presidential Palace tomorrow?

Pres.Ravinstill: Am I invited?

Felix: You’ll be speaking on stage.

Pres.Ravinstill: I approve!

Felix: Thank you, Gran Gran. You’re the best.

Pres.Ravinstill: I’m the best!

Felix: I’ll hang up now-

Pres.Ravinstill: But can your poor old man wear an extra large burrito blanket and a pink balaclava for tomorrow’s event?

Felix: Wear whatever you want. You’re the President, remember?

Pres.Ravinstill: Yes! I’m the President!

Felix: Goodbye, Mr. President.

Pres.Ravinstill: See you late, son.

Felix: *Hangs up the phone* Gran Gran approves!

Everyone: Yey!

Palmyra: Weewoo!

Festus: I love you guys!

Sejanus: So who’s telling Crane?

Coryo: It’s a surprise.

Sejanus: Nice! I love surprises.☺️

Clemensia: I’m homeschooling my children.

[half-truths-and-hyperbole-louk]

Louk's Bad Batch rewatch part 6 !!!

Y'all it's getting super close omg we're in feb now 🙃 lets goooo

Bad Batch 1x02

Tech piloting +10 points

I'll never get tired of Wrecker and Omega napping together 🥺

Echo and Hunter mom and dad 💕

our lil bby Omega stepping into the sun !!! soaking up the fresh air and playing in the dirt !!! I am going to sob 😭😭😭

"That would be dirt" ~ Tech 🤣

Tech: "we're all deserters now" Echo: 😮

Hunter stopping Omega from walking into the booby trap

vs Wrecker 2 seconds later...

SUU MY QUEEN 👑💕

Wrecker is eating a meiloorun 👀 watch out buddy Hera's coming for u

Hello yes who do I talk to about getting a Cut Suu & the batch history/flashback/how they met story time anything pretty please

Rex mention 👀

Tech 🤝 Omega casually dropping the biggest plot points like it's nbd

Omega meeting other kids that don't share her dna 🥲

"Uncle Wrecker!" I am totally normal about this

HER CHECKING BACK WITH HUNTER FOR PERMISSION 😭

ok but are we just gonna ignore the fact that Shaeeah looks completely different to tcw ??

Cut knows what's up with the Kaminoans 👀

Cut also knows what's up putting Hunter in his civvie clothes don't come @ me

Rampart 🤢

"Omega went out past the fence!" *bad batch enters dad batch mode* 🏃‍♂️💨

Cut is the daddest of the batch tho 🥺 he's parenting all of them

THEIR FACES WATCHING CUT WITH OMEGA I CANT 😭

For some reason Hunter is the same height as Wrecker in this scene ??? lmao

Omega taking her lil charm out of her hair 🥲

"Almost forgot how good of a shot you are" ~ Hunter @ Suu !! okay backstory PLEASE

Echo complaing about the imperial chaincode database vs Tech "it's ingenious" lmaooo

Hunter has the braincell rn

bro Hunter is literally growling at Tech for putting Omega in danger 👀 are we ready for his completely unhinged s3 arc??

Tech, Echo: 😳😬 Omega: 👋😁

Echo peeking from the roof !!

Tech's flip !!!

Tech catching Omega !!!!!!!

Echo mom put Omega in time out 😞

Echo's scomp skills have grown sm 🥲

the way he balances the chain codes on his scomp hand 🥺

Y'ALL I FORGOT! I'm also doing a 'Wrecker hits his head count' for the first part of s1 and a different count for s2 later 👀 but we'll get to that hehe I hate it! anyway!!

Wrecker hits his head count: 2

(he bonked it on a pole this ep go watch)

Cut and Hunter wearing the same clothes is giving when ur mum dresses you and your siblings in matching outfits

Tech: "we can't get caught with these chain codes" 🤔 Echo: "we can't get caught at all" 💀 being mom is hard

HUNTER GIVING ORDERS WITHOUT WORDS AGAIN bfkwbxhabckw my fav

Tech to the rescueeee

If I had a dollar for every time Omega was in danger bc of a random imperial droid but is saved at the last second by Wrecker smashing it, I'd have 2 dollars... which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

Omega's hand is so tiny in Wrecker's 😭🤲

Cut and Wrecker are wearing matching hats 💕

"but I want to stay with you" thanks I didn't need my heart anyway 💔

Suu owns my heart fr

"It responded to that" ~ Wrecker 💀

OMEGA SWEETHEART 😭😭😭 someone needs to hug her so bad she's just a baby can ppl stop upsetting her!! This is ep 2 plssss

Where is the Lawquane family? Are they safe? Are they alright?

Thanks y'all for joining again <3 I'm gonna have to keep it up bc feb is already going so fast?

Anywayyy ilysm 💕

[jollyfang]

Seeing Dragon Age rise from the grave last month gave me the push I needed to finish my current DAI playthrough. And I felt like sharing my Inquisitor, and showing how her appearance changed throughout the game. So here she is!

It only took (checks notes) ten years and an innumerable amount of playthroughs to find my canon Inquisitor, but I finally got her. Her name is Ashara, she’s a little nerd about the fade and generally anything related the ancient elves. Which of course meant she fell for Solas… poor girl. 😞

She started the game pretty antisocial and aggressive towards all of the companions except Varric and Solas (maybe Iron Bull as well) until formally becoming Inquisitor. She got better over time, but that standoffish, stoic attitude was her default for a very long time. Very few people get to see her soft side, and I think that’s one of the things I like most about her. I also really wanted to change her hair as the story progressed to show her personal growth as well as a physical sign of time passing through the game. Silly, I know but it was fun to see her change/grow into the confident leader she is.

Idk, now I just feel like I’m rambling- anyway!! If you read this far, thanks for listening to me gush about my baby. You’re the best 😊