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methoughtsphantom · 3 months

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Danny fake guardian angel au

You know how sometimes it’s highlighted how you have to be very careful on what you say in the presence of a spirit because they can twist your words and end up bidding yourself to it?? well uno-reverse-card the spirit also has to be careful on what he says because when Danny had said he owed the dude one for coming to his rescue in a gala Vlad had dragged him to, he didn’t expect that to be taken literally.

danny: wait seriously?? i literally say that all the time!

cw: not after being crowned ghost king, you haven’t

danny: but—but I was also human when I said it. doesn’t that protect me or smth

cw: *shakes his head*

danny:

danny: omg this is a nightmare

cue timmy’s brucequest period (cuz he’s the guy) being so high strung and tired, he just wants some company, which is a so low stakes thing to want the deal Danny unintentionally goes sure we can do that and pulls him towards the guy, despite Timmy never outright saying he wants company. (tim always speaks in the sanctity of his own mind, not out loud)

So. random spirit manifesting. Tim going all who the fuck are u

and Danny panicking and saying your guardian angel

Tim not being impressed while Danny promptly blushes like a moron because that did not come off as he wanted it to.

Yes accidental dead tired where the dynamic goes from Tim trying to shake this probably demon that somehow latched to him being all like ??? dude leave me alone, and Danny being there like bitch i’m trying

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huh. im actually being protected by a spirit like he said he would. he’s strangely an idiot but also he’s overpowered and just never leaves my side which he says it’s an angel obligation but I think it’s bullshit but also hoping it’s not because it appeals to my crippling fear of abandonment (anyways he really seems to take after those little cartoon angels that poof into your shoulder to keep from me doing wrong decisions) translate into my future boyfriend seems increasingly appalled to what i am up to

meanwhile danny

Bitch you better thank your god I’m dead because otherwise I would already been killed. I did not sign up for a assassins what the fuck I thought you were a normal civilian not a literal superhero and omg that is a fruitloop. no no back off you wrinkly raisin this is my emotional support idiot you can’t have him and what do you mean you’re messing with time whatever this way I can get back to clockwork—

#danny fenton #danny phantom #tim drake #dp x dc #batman #dc #dp x dc prompt #Danny’s obsession in this au is space not protection #but #just danny saying uh yeah sure I’m your guardian angel and having to commit to the bit #seeing this tired competent idiot and going sure i can protect him #not knowing tim is literal go big or go home in his increasingly unhinged fourty step plan #danny: i did not sign up for this #tim: literally leave I don’t care #(they say)#(they got attached)#it’s so interesting to me because danny could’ve just duplicated and be invisible the whole time #it would take lots of energy but the deal was literally to just be company #be a presence #danny was the idiot that went yeah uh im a protector spirit #so uh imma protect u #tim at first: sounds fake but okay #also ANGST potential at first if Tim finds out Danny is stuck with him against his will #like this is my precious prettiest boy that is insecure that out of all the Robins he wasn’t chosen #so that is like a sore spot for him #he could find out Danny is stuck and out of spite lead a side mission to help him get rid of him #even if the feelings are already there😔#dead tired

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legendoftherisingtide · 4 months

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did other aroaces ask their friends constantly what crushes and love were? or was that the autism.

#I annoyed my friends all the time by taking every opportunity to try to understand what emotions were. especially love #and I’m looking back on that and realizing that was probably a sign of somethimg #I just wanted to understand what the difference between platonic and romantic. and love and crushes and friendship #(honestly still don’t know the line tbh)#the rare og text post #aromantic #asexual #aroace #autism #arospec #aspec

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pokemon1oadvanced · 11 months

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If Loki is the only one who has his memories of the TVA and has to collect everyone from their original timelines, please have Mobius unabashedly flirt with Loki as he tries to sell him on jet ski’s.

I want Loki to turn red

#ever wrapped those thigh around one of these #you wanna take a ride #Loki #loki season 2 #loki series #lokius #mobius #mobius m. mobius #loki x mobius #jet skis #two old guys flirting #hate to say it but I think I’m being queerbaited #5 signs to know when a popular franchise is queerbaiting you #I will go down with this ship #if there’s no season three we ride at dawn

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everwalldigan · 11 days

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It is actually HILARIOUS to me how different Dick and Jason’s coping mechanisms are😭 like I’m reading battle for the cowl and the sheer polarising reactions to Bruce’s death are giving me whiplash.

Dick, just lost his second father figure, youngest brother almost got killed by his crazed brother, his third brother going out dressed like 80s Batman, Gotham city falling apart at the seams, literally burning to the ground: this is fine

Jason: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL ALL OF YOU

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oobbbear · 1 month

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Old man yaoi kill me old man yaoi…

#fiddleauthor kill me #or ford^2 idk #I have not read a single sweet fic since I got into gf #I think fic god hates me #or i hate me #ik billford is trending but I have not read a single fic that can get bill’s character right…#I’m picky as hell don’t take my word for anything #i can’t get his character right either #you’ll know #there be signs #I would be drawing so much #you know what happens when hyperfixation hits me #20 drawings a day🙌#anyway #sorry #i’ll see myself out #bearz rambling tag

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willsthighsweat · 8 days

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I don’t know what I was expecting when I opened this app today, but seeing someone refer to Hannibal’s dick as “Hanniconda” was not in the cards 😭

#hannibal #I’m taking this as a sign to log off for today #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #will graham #i don't know how to tag this #hannibal lecter

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sloppy-syrup · 1 year

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Pb&J Duo Moment 💜🧡

I’m taking an beginners ASL class and I wanted to draw them doing what I learned!!

I think my grammar’s off tho whoops-

Shhhh let’s just say Mikey’s grammar is wrong cause he doesn’t know it that well it’s totally not that idk how to use asl grammar

ALSO HAND PRACTICE CAUSE I NEED TO GET BETTER AT THEIR HANDS

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sea-jello · 20 days

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hong kong miku,,,

#hopping on the trend jumpscare i’m from hong kong surprise #i haven’t seen that many hk mikus around #lowkey chat i think i kinda ate with this one #however i will say i am coloring in the dark so if any colors look off that’s why #and also i haven’t opened this program in literal months i jumped straight into this no warmup no nothing #miku is what pulls me out of art block apparently i was locked in for 5 hours STRAIGHT #someone needs to teach me how to paint properly holy #not sure how i feel about the bottom left one but that was a quick one anyways #i am from hk originally but i haven’t been back in years so i have no idea about the culture other than food and mirror #OKAY let me explain the context #street food is a big thing in hk and quick and easy things like fish balls egg waffles and like siu mai and wonton noodles are popular #back then people really would just squat down on the side of the road or right in front of the shop to eat it and go #but i don’t think anyone does that anymore city life and all that #ohh i should have done instant noodles breakfasts god i loved those #if anyones from hk if you go to the causeway bay mtr station exit that leads up to the big road near soho. do they still sell siu mai there #that shit was BANGER i remember asking for them all the time #a good majority of parents in hk would get their daughters ears pierced as a baby something about them not feeling as much pain idk #that’s just what i was told #i used the neon for her friendly standard greeting cause i wanted to incorporate the neon signs somehow without actually drawing a whole bg #lots of neon signs in hk. i heard they had to take them down cause of light pollution which is sad but understandable #everyone got their shoes from dr kong. at least when i was younger they did #boy band is self explanatory. i heard they’re really popular my mom listens to them #oh i had her messing with her shoes cause hk people move FAST. you stop for one second and you get shoved #so like a fun little allusion #gave her black roots just for fun. she is violating every school uniform code possible #this is all based off of my memory by the way so like. anyone who knows this better than i do hit me up #hatsune miku #miku from my culture #jellos scribbles #i haven’t tag yapped in so long welcome back my love i missed you

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puckpocketed · 2 days

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when does a prospect on a different team stop being a sweet kid in media and become your enemy? how does anyone do this. watch these kids get drafted, spotty and skinny and awkward, with their honking laughter and their earnest “this has been a dream of mine” interviews, and one day see a beloathed rival. is it their first point against your team? is it their first hit against your beloved superstar. their first scrum? i’m not like. trying to be cute here. i goofed around and posted a lot about the draft this year because thats what filled my time during off-season, and now i’m standing in this rising water and i’m wondering when it’s gonna start boiling me !

#puckposting #happily i will glaze over the harm my beloved players do to each other because this is the Violence And Murder sport. most of the time #they all take on a level of expected risk. i’m waiting for my heart to snap one day when one of my guys seriously harms another #is this why some people don’t follow more than one team?#like. i don’t know where my line is yet. where do people draw theirs. do they simply not draw them and avoid liking players outside #of their teams? but then there’s trades and free agency signings to consider

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snzluv3r · 4 months

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i actually feel so incredibly uncomfortable and isolated in this space right now and i know that’s silly because of how many people there are just like me who share the same feelings but idk…the fact that people even think this is defensible behavior is making me feel sick

#nothing quite like being reminded how disposable you are #during the pandemic that set the stage for everyone to show exactly how much they don’t care about disabled people #i’m tired of people not taking this shit seriously and i’m incredibly angry about it #because i know y’all who are reckless and ignorant and think you’re invincible are going to be the same ones begging to be let in #when they ultimately become disabled too.#and you know what? i’m not ready to give those people grace yet #been screaming it for years but nobody listens until it’s too late #have already had people with obvious long covid who spouted ableist rhetoric this entire pandemic #come to me asking for advice #and honestly? i don’t think you deserve advice #i have so much empathy but i’m TIRED #i don’t fucking care anymore i get that we’ve been lied to this entire time but if you actually wanted to do the research you would #and since i know nobody cares about protecting others #i think you would at least care about protecting yourself considering how selfish you’ve proven yourselves to be #this is at the entire world and everyone who refuses to wake up to the fact that we are screwed #disabled people have been telling you this entire time and it’s still a fuckimg joke #and it will only become serious when it affects them directly #i’m so angry right now #and honestly? if you feel like this is about you at all? in any way? that’s your sign #do fucking better. TEST WHEN YOURE SIXK #stop fucking going out when you’re sick unless it’s necessary #i’m so so tired

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saltpepperbeard · 8 months

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:(

#EXCUSE THE LITTLE SPIRAL HERE QKDJWJS but I just want to talk it through as a crew #Feeling very very gracious towards David’s lovely message #But also feeling sad #Because I was happy to see him being so quiet and being so secretive #Because to ME that seemed like a good sign that negotiations or some kind of discussions might be taking place #And that there subsequently might be some sort of intense NDA #But now with THIS…#Idk it just feels like we just took so many steps back #Like to me it reads as though there are NO current negotiations #And that we’re actually still just suspended and have BEEN suspended #Which…jakdwjdnwjdwkdk #And no I don’t understand how all of this works so who KNOWS what’s really going on the background #But idk man. Idk.#Not to be such a negative nancy either when I’m usually so energized #But I was just sort of taken aback and wanted to see what yall were thinking too #Things just feel a little more…DIFFICULT again #praying for some hope and ALSO praying that jac makes a thread for additional clarity AKDJWJ

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juniperhillpatient · 5 months

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was debating posting selfies where you can see my sunburn & or the dirt & dust on my mirror but u know imperfections are human. or whatever lol etc idk ✌️

#rose.txt #my face #I stopped posting selfies for a while cause of anon hate but I mean. fuck that u know lol #like who cares #I’m physically incapable of taking a selfie without making a peace sign haha #if there’s too much cleavage in the first cause I was lying on my stomach well. u know. ur welcome I supose

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kaylazer · 5 months

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back on my bullshit (meeting men im in love with). Ben Schwartz is so kind and tall :-) I didn’t totally freeze like when I met the Jonas brothers but the selfies we took are blurry so 😔

(at least I have these bc I told sam to record the whole thing heheheh)

#also the show was great #I had to slap sam many times bc she was choking from laughter #ben schwartz #bro how did i forget my personal tag for ben #ben schwartz my beloved #me #also forgot me tag #editing tags after the fact to recount the entire experience #so we waited outside for about 10 minutes and I had no expectation of how long it usually takes for him to come out and take pictures #he comes out without a mask which is surprising to me and says ‘you guys wanna take some pictures?’#we all just kinda form a non sensical blob (there’s maybe like 10 ppl total) around him #Brandon Katie and Eugene hang back towards the stage door unsure if anyone wants to chat with them #I’m gushing over how tall and handsome Ben is to my sister who is ready to record our interaction once he gets to me #as I listen to him chatting with the other fans I can’t help but smile and say to my sibling ‘he’s so sweet’ every minute #he meets someone who has a cool sketchbook of the skits from the show that he wants to take a picture of #but they need to write their handle so he says he’ll talk with some others and get back to them #so he does and then later I see the girl ready to talk to him again off to the side #so I tell her ‘you can go ahead and finish talking to him”’ and she’s like ‘are you sure?’ and I’m like duh!#finally it’s my turn and he looks at me and says ‘hi I’m Ben’#yes Benjamin Joseph Schwartz I know #he sees me holding my phone and immediately sides steps to get into selfie mode as I ask him if he’ll sign my Jean Ralphio figure #he steps back to Be in front of me ‘yes of course!’#what insane media training he has #he says ‘I’ve seen this! this is the first one I’ve ever signed’#upon seeing the figure he says ‘it’s beautiful’ lol #he’s concerned that the sharpie I brought will not show up and I mention that it was probably a bad one to bring because it’s pastel #he signs and holds it up (as you can see in the first photo) to make sure it’s visible #he hands it back to me and I thank him and he says ‘do you want to take a picture?’#and I say ‘I would love to!’ and then I hold the Jean Ralphio figure and he looks to my sibling assuming she’s taking the picture #she’s like ‘no I’m just here for moral support!’

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stormcloudsoverthemountains · 8 months

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I’ve got to hand it to Percy: Mount Olympus looked freaking HUGE but he walked right up to where the thrones are, with no map might I add, and just said “hey, you suck” to Zeus

If that had been me I would’ve been using the master bolt as a walking stick, would probably take most of the day to get to where Zeus was, and would’ve needed to take a few minutes to catch my breath before insulting him

#This has to be Percy’s most impressive feat in the entire show (granted I’m not quite done yet I just needed to take a break to eat dinner)#Can you imagine how many flights of stairs were in all those buildings??? And how do you know which way to go??? I’d get lost the #moment I went up the elevator #Hopefully Annabeth redesigns it to be more navigable and puts up some “you are here” signs #percy jackson #percy jackson show #pjo #saturns percy jackson thoughts

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ssruis · 3 months

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Losing the idgaf war over here but re: “tsukasa needs to be saved from wxs/rui actually wants to hurt him”