Alucard is a boydad but vladcard is a total girldad. I can't explain it but that's the vibes they're giving off,,,,,
Peak characterization my dear anon
Alucard is a boydad stuck with a daughter
(it doesn't change at how he'd treat her if she was a son she still suffers either way)
"LOCK THE FUCK IN"
"Shut up"
Fatherly disappointment followed by resignation (also him calling her an idiot for a minute straight)
And ofc. These gems
Peak boydad. He calls her 'sport'
Vs
Peak girldad Vlad
THAT'S A PROUD DAD RIGHT THERE!!!
He brags about her all the time. You never hear the end of it.
"Yeah, your kid went to Harvard? Cute. My daughter tho--"
He brings her everywhere, and is always there when she's struggling (somehow predicts it). A guy comes within a 20 mile radius of her and he whips out the shotgun. He cuts up apples and places it on her desk without a word and he compliments her hair and outfits and he let her paint his nails when she was little. The first person who made fun of him for having poorly painted sparkly nails got stabbed in the kidney.
Also, he already has a dad laugh.
Overall, maybe Hellsing is actually about Boydad Alucard's journey to becoming a girldad
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What is your meta analysis for Levi x Petra and Hange x Moblit?
Hello!
Being really honest, they seem the same to me: both Levi and Hanji are Petra and Moblit's superiors, respectively.
Petra is really young, a subordinate Levi cherished as a person and as a member of his most trusted team.
Moblit is a man of few words, but I bet he was very cherished by Hanji since he was among the three most important men in her life. I mean, THIS IS DEEP, right? And he literally stayed by her side through hell and back for so many years, and I really really really love Moblit as well. (I could write whole essays about him fr LOL).
So all in all:
I think Isym made them explicitly readable as SC comrades, and they fit very well as that.
But special props to Moblit cause THIS MAN IS SO DUCKING PRECIOUS!!!! I CAN'T
T-T
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actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.
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"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have
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Dana’s last ‘fuck you’ to Disney
He/they collector
Genderqueer/bi-gender papa king
TWO girlfriend kisses
Onscreen mlm kiss
Implied aladarius
a happy ending to the bi/enby couple
A happy ending to the aro/ace character
And
Death to the white Christian puritain
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I'm shy, but if you treat me right I will fuck you anywhere you want
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Alastor: “Now, let’s talk about literally anything else please!”
Me: “Good! Cause I don’t know where you went so I can’t go further with this!😂”
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