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plezfection · 5 months
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UNPLEASANT!!!!!!!!! Which skibidi toilet episode is ur fave, personally mines the one where they introduced titan speakerman
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oh !! a question for me ! thats surprising.. its a tough choice, but if i had to say id say the first, can't go wrong there! i think some of the more recent episodes have been lacking, honestly... season 1 was peak already.. these newgens dont know what theyre missing..
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IM NOT OSCAARRRRR
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mrspronouns · 3 days
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dc al coda or whateva
TUMBLR NERFED MY IMAGE GOODBYE heres a closeup
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cyrusthemagician · 7 months
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I almost accidentally gave him a dumpy while doing the sketch, my bad
Why do I do these things
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impishsensei-a · 1 year
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@vartouhix said:
She looks unconvinced. "I don't think you'd like my answer to that."
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​"no no, i would actually. go on, jangmi. speak your truth. tell gojo what you think."
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beiasluv · 7 months
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the lives of yn | f1 drivers
a/n: I have so many wips but never managed to finish them so…you’re welcome 😉
mclaren
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mclaren rookie of the year by autosport ! cheers to many more! 🧡👊 oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri 🧡
username EXCUSE ME??
username GIRLFRIEND????
username yn???
username she’s pulling his wisdom teeth for free or what?
username are we missing something??
username yourinsta CLARIFICATION NOW!!!
username I mean. If she’s not a professional she had done a pretty good job 💀
mclaren
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yourinsta surprise…😬 (yes, I gave him naps and water during the operation 😔)
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username a woman in STEMMM
username where is her clinic 🤭🤭
username she can pull my teeth out any day if wants SLAYYY
mclaren
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mclaren welcome yourinsta to the papaya fam! 🧡
yn ln on joins our family as the new racing engineer for oscarpiastri, looking forward to the exciting season!
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landonorris welcome to papaya! 👊
yourinsta 🫡 yessir
username she’s a rookie engineer or what?
username she pulled the right strings to end up in f1, girlie.
username if you have nothing good to say, say nothing
username gurl we ain’t said NOTHING
username miss gurly here was the one behind many of the f2 championships, get yo facts straight
username she’s literally oscar’s engineer and only lando is welcoming her
username leave my introvert pookie alone
username Ngl the chemrizzy between lando and yn tho
username she’s friends with lando no?
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paddockgossips oscar piastri was seen arriving at the paddock this morning with his new racing engineer yn ln.
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username so we’re not going to talk abt the eyes??
username Nah he’s married to me he just doesn’t know 🤷‍♀️
username Gurlll stop being delusional
logansargeant *comment has been deleted*
username LOGAN WHAT DO YOU KNOW
username GURLL WHAT DID HE SAY
username he said ‘happy wife happy life’
username not logan launching for oscar 😭
username I swear they all have private accounts spying on us
username girly stop being delusional they have busy lives
username *lewis spam account here* I hAVE it PRINTED OUT
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yourinsta
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yourinsta well...surprise 😬
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username should’ve known since he moved to Ferrari with her 😔✊
username MRS VETTEL???
scuderiaferrari red never looked better ❤
username I gyatt to see myself out.
username fr 😔
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sebastianvettel sorry guys
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username mamasaiditsmyfaultitsmyfault
username Iwearmyheartonmyslevees
username NOOOOO he bagged a baddieeee my wifee
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yourinsta hi texass
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username NOBIDY TALK TO ME 😭
username did my babies broke up 😔
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redbullnews The racing engineer, yn ln, was spotted arriving at the paddock, following the drivers sebastian vettel and mark webber for the seasonal testing in Sliverstone today.
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yourinsta thank you for tonight :)
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username queen behaviorr
username mother is MOTHERing
username she's everything and they're just her bodyguards.
username got the two redbull drivers as her bodyguard. Goals.💀
— @jsjcue @namgification
today's a great day to take care of yourself 😘😘
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merlucide · 4 months
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BLLK BOYS “ICKS”
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notes: no way… is merlucide actually doing smth other than shitposts and reblogging?! Tryna get back into the swing ig 🥲🙏
characters: Rin, Reo, Bachira, Oliver, Sendou, Kaiser, Otoya
warnings: none? // pls don’t take this seriously okay 💀
PT1 PT2
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ITOSHI RIN
HE LITERALLY IS “I’m not like other girls” 
In the summer he exclusively wears Flipflops
he scoffs at minor inconveniences
MIKAGE REO
If someone mispronounces his name he quickly corrects them “Its actually-“
He swirls his drink around like its wine (it’s a school milk carton)
BACHIRA MEGURU
so oblivious to how he eats- like food all over his face. 
doesn’t wear socks with his slides
forgets to put on deodorant
AIKU OLIVER
he literally is “Ah noo don’t kill  yourself you’re too sexy aha”
Licks/bites his lips sm.
he’s kinda like those TikTok pick me boys
If a woman gets mad at him he’ll go “Jeez didn’t know you were on your period”
SENDOU SHUTO
puts chapstick on in a circle 😭 
If there’s ever a dance circle he’s on the outside trying to get in but missing his chance every time
eats ice cream with a fork
KAISER MICHEAL
when he bumps into walls he hits them ‘back’ (me too, me too)
sleeps with socks on
coughs into his fist
has one playlist
OTOYA EITA
When only wears baseball hats backwards. You don’t look cool Otoya. 
Calls women females (same for Oliver)
Sleeps with only one pillow
Owns at least two “I love MILF’s” shirts
Refers to himself as “The Rizzler” 
Says “fire” and “cap”
He Justin Bieber poses.
Doesn’t know how to properly eat spaghetti (TWIST THE FRICKING FORK?!)
Reeks of Axe body spray
Identifies as a Top G.
Does 3 in 1 body shampoo/conditioner/body wash
Says “Yeet”
Chugs his water and releases the most overdramatic “AH”
Whenever a girl rejects him he says stuff like “You should be glad Im even considering dating you” or “You’re ugly anyway” 
Has a “Saturday is for the boys” flag in his room
Thinks women are hairless
Says “Gyatt” 
Doesn’t tip
He is those boys in school that swear they aren’t gay
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IM GONNA TRY TO BE MOTIVATED NOW..!
made May 17th 2024
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crispy-armpit · 1 year
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♱ 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝕲𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖉'𝖘 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙 ♱
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Welcome to my church.
My name is Adam, otherwise known as Father Greed. I am God's first creation, or as you mortals call it, the first human.
I am a being that is neither man nor animal. I am both serpent and a child of God- the deceiver to have granted Eve the forbidden fruit.
Evil or not, I am merely a convoy. I guide you towards the crossroads of love and obsession, and you shall choose how the tale goes.
So, I must ask you...
Which path will you venture down?
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⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚ Yandere Rockstar (he/him)
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General: a mysterious, world-renown superstar with a rough past. he writes his own songs and is the frontman of the band, Ares. he is an 'emotional omnivore'/overwhelmer, obsessive, masochist-sadist yandere.
Physical: 6'5/195 cm tall, tattooed & toned body, 6 ear piercings, 4 facial piercings, pair of nipple piercings, 5 genital piercings (yeah..), 9 inches
Part 1 Part 2
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⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚ Yandere Jock (he/him)
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General: the star quarterback of your college's rugby team, the Panthers. he is extremely influential in the school & real world. he is an overprotective & clingy yandere.
Physical: 6'0/183 cm, shoulder-length hair when untied, slim-toned body with a few scars, 7 inches
One shot
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⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚ Yandere Sea God (he/she/they)
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General: an ancient ocean deity whose origins are unknown. they are said to be the god of raging tides and safe travels, and have the ability to transform between any gender (prefers male form). they are under an ancient curse. they are a sadistic, possessive, self-indulgent, eliminator yandere.
Physical: 9'7/292 cm, very big muscle body, sparkly skin like a pearl, 18 inches (he has 2 of them..)
Oneshot
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⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚ Yandere Secret Agent (he/they)
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General: a secret agent working for a mysterious government organisation specialising in supernatural threats. he is their most trusted employee. they are a cold-hearted, stalker, visceral yandere.
Physical: 5'10/178 cm, 1 facial piercing +1 tongue + 1 earing (there's a backstory i swear), slim-fit scarred body, 7.5 inches
Oneshot
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Related Asks & Artworks
All
2k Special (Deimos & Liam Poly + art) reacting to y/n splitting watermelon with thighs ethnicities? chubby reader
Deimos
What he sounds like Carving your full name (art) Biting + head pats (art)
Liam
The morning after (art) Liam with a dominant reader (art) gyatt (art)
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tragedytells-tales · 6 months
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Brooo I love your writing so much!! It’s literally so great😭 can you write the brothers (or just Lucifer and Satan if that’s too much) with a teen!mc (platonic obv) that is VERY gen z. Like if they’re able to have their phone while in Devildom then they would constantly be talking about stupid internet drama while using strange terms. They know the stuff they say is weird but that just encourages them to be even more unhinged and chaotic. I just thought it’d be funny :) thanks if you decide to do this!!
"I hear you loud and clear! My apologies for this taking so long, I was only able to come up with something for Lucifer and Satan."
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Lessons in cringe culture
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Notes - Teen!MC, Headcanons, Shitpost, comedy just pure comedy
Characters - Feat. Lucifer and Satan
Summary - MC has a few ideas on how to make these ten million years old demons more modern. Are they good ideas? Who knows and who cares
Warnings - Not proof read
TW - None
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Lucifer:
[ New word to vocabulary - Gyatt ]
- So MC teaches him gyatt. And not actually on purpose, but not on accident either. They had the thought of saying it out loud around him just to see if it would be a good enough substitute for "god" that they could say it without almost smiting the Avatar.
- They had the thought about a week ago and completely forgot about, but they couldn't just sit there silently when they got jumpscared by the newest update to celestialdrop Valley
"You can now drink mayonnaise."
- Either way he is scared of teenagers of MCs variety because he was sitting in pure silence, minding his whole business while MC did something on their phone, until suddenly they screamed from the top of their lungs
"GYATT DAMN?! LEVI YOU WON'T BEEEEELIVE THIS!"
- Not only did they startle him out of his old ten million years aged bones, and dared to swear in his presence, but then before running to show Levi whatever it was that sparked this outburst MC turned to him and asked
"Are you all good?"
"...Yes? Why would I not be?"
- They give him the most evil of smiles before leaving. The smile was so evil that it sent shivers down his spine, for a human it was a devilish little smile that he knew meant nothing but trouble.
- The things he'd give for a single one of his technically adopted family to be normal ( <-- He literally handpicked everyone in the house, and he's no better but he's also the oldest so )
- He asks MC about it later and gets a proper explanation, only thing is that now he can't ground them for the improper use of language because the use of "gyatt" was surprisingly clever and smart
- Damnit MC, stop getting the braincell!
- He genuinely starts using it in secret whenever he wants to say "goddamn", he dare not utter it around his brothers lest they start bullying him
- Jokes on him, he gets drunk and slips up in the group chat!
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Satan:
[ New phrase to vocabulary - It's my turn with the braincell! ]
- Speaking of. One would think that because he reads so many things and has so much knowledge and is technically the youngest of his brothers that he would know at least a bit of funky phrases
- He does. He knows Devildom phrases specifically. But he's also stupidly smart, smart stupid if you will, so he takes things MC sometimes says a tad to literal
- So imagine his surprise when they say "Hey, it's my turn with the braincell. I need it for algebra, hand it over!!!" While studying with their friends
- If you imagined very, very surprised then you are correct
- Aka: he's worried about the amount of concussions MC must've had for them to lost so many brain cells that they need to borrow and take turns with them from others
- He would've also questioned where and how they’re getting the brain cells they’re borrowing if he weren't so concerned in the first place
- He genuinely asks them what kind of brain cells are they missing to see how he can help
- They tell him "My brother in christ, I'm simply jesting about" and now he thinks MC is a sickly Victorian child with a lack of brain cells who got cursed
- Congratulations MC, you've tricked the smartest person in the house, but at what cost?
- The cost of him texting the group chat that MC has lost brain cells and needs to borrow some, that's what. All because they're too busy laughing to properly explain, and now Levi and Belphi are clowning on everyone else because they ALL fell for it too
- The price of living with beings who are over ten million years old is a steep one
- He steals the phrase and instantly starts telling his brothers to borrow brain cells btw, he's adapting
- He's been stealing phrases from MC for a while now, but this one is his favorite
- ( They taught him "fuck this thing, fuck that thing, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool-" last week, they’re not allowed to be friends anymore )
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AN - The idea of teaching Lucifer "gyatt" made my lungs hurt, but then the thought of Asmo learning "down bad", Beel learning "bussin", and Mammon learning "L + Ratio + you fell off + fatherless" also made me lose it. I just wasn't sure how to go about that. ( Also thanks for the compliment!!! I hold it ever so gently,,, )
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need-a-name-101 · 5 months
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My personal headcannon is that Damian Wayne gen alpha baby knows all the slang but refuses to say it in front of his family and anytime someone says a slang word in front of him, he just fakes confusion unless it’s Tim. (He purposefully does so to mess with Tim)
Tim: no Dick I am telling you that little shit is gaslighting me and you. He knows slang, he knows memes.
Dick: Timmy are you okay?
Steph: yeah are you? I have been trying to teach him what memes are for ages.
Tim: I am perfectly fine. I heard him say GYATT the other day I fucking swear.
Jason: something’s wrong
Cue the bat kids minus Damian just holed up in the cave trying to figure out what’s wrong.
Duke: did he get cloned?
Barbara: maybe it’s mind control?
Dick: it’s delusions it has to be.
Jason: he’s gone mad I swear
Cass: maybe his memories been altered.
Steph and Duke nod.
Tim: you guys are fucking nuts I am absolutely fine. It’s Damian I swear he is playing mind games.
Dick: awww it’s okay Tim it’s a safe place, you can tell us what’s wrong.
Jason: yeah we won’t judge (he’s smirking)
Tim: Fuck you all, I am fine. If anything you all are the mad ones here.
Damian: watching it all unfold on a tablet petting Alfred the cat
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fatfuckingcatstuff · 6 months
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FUCK ME DEAD
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SniperTF2 x TeenMerc! Reader
((Year is set in the 2020s))
Tags: Brainrot slang, fluff, platonic relationship, reader consumes tiktok media brainrot and tries to infect sniper
"Fuck Me Dead" is an Australian slang for ffs so please don't misinterpret it as an NSFW fic.
NOT PROOFREAD
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Ever since you got the job working as a mercenary for 2 old fucks fighting for a piece of land it's been pretty fun. When you were first offered a position it was equicoval. Why the fuck were they offering a minor a job in a battle-like field? Was this even a legal operation??? Nonetheless, you accepted the offer.
After a good few months of working with your team, you've managed to form a bond with most of them. More specifically, Sniper. The Australian raised New Zealander had become your best friend. Or at least to you. Despite being a introverted fuck when it came to people in general you had managed to get on his good side.
You've hung out with him, watched videos on the Internet together. Though he could never understand "what you kids mean these days", he liked spending time with you.
"Sniper." you called out from his door frame.
"Whaddya want you ankle biter." He replied, visibly cleaning his gun after the day's match.
"Do you have skibidi rizz."
He's stunned by your words and turns to look at you concerningly.
"Mate what? Skibidi rizz..?"
"You have a negative canthal tilt and poor features have you tried looksmsxxing or mewing?"
“What the bloody hell is a looksmaxxing???"
"You look like a true autumn lowkey. Wanna be in my OOTD for my GRWM where I show my new Stanley cup I just got?"
".. Wha-"
"Level 5 gyatt rizz LeBron James you are my sunshine my only sunshine tiktok rizz party she ride the dick like a carnival digital circus pomni rose toy edging mewing streak gooner cave is it acoustic? Tiktok shop Ohio sigma tshirt am I deer pretty or bunny pretty. "
"Sheila wai–"
"are you an alpha or a beta male. And swear it on skibidi."
At this point you would have already killed the poor soul because what the fuck were any of the words you just spat out at him. Did you cast a spell on him?? You.. you witch???
"Mate did you hit your head." He stares at you horrified and concerned for your mental state.
".... No."
"I think you should go see medic."
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run2min · 8 months
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SYNOPSIS! Have you ever spoken to Sunghoon? No. Will you ever muster up the courage to speak to him? Probably not. But that’s not going to stop you from admiring him from afar is it? Unknowingly to you, Sunghoon has been admiring you too, will you ever talk to him? That’s for you to find out ;)
GENRE! Basketball player!hoon x artist fem!reader, collage au, strangers to lovers, Sunghoon is so down bad
CAUTION! inappropriate jokes, cursing, a little suggestive, more to be added
TAGLIST! @nyfwyeonjun @sincerelyrki @woninluv
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y/n
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@/ynnieandrenjun || an art and literature student at deciles college, has an unhealthy obsession with nct dream and AESPA (…you get it?), her friends say they’re sick of her but THEY ARE they love her really!!
@/yizhouyn || where yn lets out her AESPA and Renjun love 😜 (where Sunghoon can’t see and think she’s mad (she is mad)), rants about the was Sunghoon looked at her in the corridor and gets told she’s dellulu by her no.1 hater very good friend sunoo.
niki || jungwon
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@/rizzmasterriki || …. niki. he’s…. well….. he’s niki.
@/yangarden || the absolute cutest person ever but likes to say he hates everyone, definitely has a soft spot for you though, always lets you do whatever you want TT
sunoo || yunjin
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@/sunkkoo || ynsung no.1 hater, likes to bully niki, everyone loves him, is obsessed with the word coquette, called his inhaler coquette the other day…
@/huhitsyunjin || sunoo’s partner in crime, they go everywhere together, secretly supports ynsung, makes hating men her entire personality (she’s so real for that though honestly)
eunchae || yujin
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@/eunlols || her bio doesn’t lie…. her and Niki are the same person in different bodies, chronically online, uses the phrase ‘i gyatt something in my eye’ more than acceptable
@/jinyu || cannot make it through a conversation without mentioning the ‘minatozaki stare’, genuinely in love with sana, knows twice’s entire discography, on a social media detox… (aka tired of her friends shit), boys are always messaging her but she’s with yujin on the whole hating men front, swears she’s straight tho!!!
wonyoung || rei
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@/wonyoungism || head of the photography club, a lot of people try to date her but she’s very independent in that sense, on the other hand she cannot go anywhere without rei TT, one of the nicest people ever.
@/reisin || opposite to wonyoung in the way that she’s a haterrr, finds everything funny, bullies android users on roblox voice chat with eunchae and niki
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Water
Riri x Black fem reader
Author's note: So I had an issue with this story being posted without tags to someone and I am rectifying it on my end because regardless of how I feel about the situation I was educated on how to go about expanding ideas that are suggested and giving credit. Teachable moments are very important in life, I am a girl's girl. I like to address things person to person and while I feel like there was a better way to handle the situation it is what it is. I ended up going back and forth with who I found out was an author I actually liked on here and in the end came to the conclusion I would no longer do any suggestions or expand on anything. What other people think is law for the fandom or etiquette isn't law for others (In the way of what we know personally. I have not interacted with anyone on here so I wasn't fully aware of how things were done or should be done as I just read, like and write). I sincerely didn't think much of it beyond seeing the idea and getting excited about doing it in my own way. I didn't remember who made the idea for it at the time but I knew they were on my follow page so they would see my post and interact with me. That wasn't the case and I realize now how it came off and I apologize for that and moving forward I know how to do things.
This was my first and last suggestion story, I debated on getting rid of it but I won't because creative idea or not. I genuinely worked on it because I wanted to support the fandom and bring back the hype and excitement we all OG had for these characters.
I fully take accountability for my actions and how they were received, and I hope moving forward we all in the fandom are able to address each other and interact with each other to keep the peace, and to continue to do what we all love. 💕
The person who made the OG water idea suggestion had said a scenario where reader was in an oversized t-shirt and Shuri was the character for the pairing. I chose Riri because I thought it better fit her character and the words just flowed with that in mind.
@imjusthere2readbruv
"Ma, chill." Riri grumbles seeing you do jerked movements to the same song you'd been playing for the longest.
"Make me sweat..." You sing, while twirling in Riri's oversized shirt.
"I swear Ma!" She huffs, tossing her pillow at you as you did the jerky movement again. You weren't going to stop until you got it just right.
"Ya'll see how she doing me?" You say to the people in the live, looking over the comments.
"Ah ha!" You laugh as you see comments about Riri pretending to hate your antics.
Riri acting like she don't like the way that gyatt moving
Ya'll see the recoil in that t-shirt at that???!!
I'm too gay for this
Riri can give Y/n here if she don't want her
"Lemme see." Riri frowns, hopping off the bed and snatching your phone. You laugh as she scowled at the comments. "That's all mine, ya'll can look but I get to touch."
"Riri move!" You laugh, pushing her as you replay the song again.
Make me sweat
Make me hotter
Make me lose my breath
Make me water
Make me sweat
Make me hotter
Make me lose my breath
Make me water
You do the dance seriously this time and stick your tongue out at Riri as you get it perfect.
You watch as she watches you, all the shit she was talking gone as she stares hard. You turn away from the camera so your ass is facing her and do it again to tease her.
"Nah ma." She shakes her head, snatching the phone. "Say bye to your little single ass friends."
"Riri!" You exclaim, trying to hide the laughter. She exits out of your live and locks your phone.
"Nah you wanted to be out here dancing and shit." She grins, tossing the phone to the side and pulling your shirt over your head and her boy shorts that fit you pretty snug.
"Do it again." She bites her lip as she leans against the bed with her arms crossed.
"I thought I needed to chill." You taunt, shivering as your nipples hardened at the look she was giving you. She was so fine.
You do the dance again as the part plays again, adding in extra hip movements and gyrations to entice Riri. You watch as she runs a finger over her lips in contemplation as she eyes you.
"Sound advice." She hums to herself, as she takes the necessary steps towards you and attacks your lips. Her tongue tangling with yours as she kisses your breath away.
Her fingers grip your hips as she lifts you onto her and your legs lock around her waist. You moan as your core dampens. She moves away and you both catch your breaths as she maneuvers you to the bed and tosses you down before settling between your legs.
She sucks your nipple into her mouth, her tongue lathering the stiff peak with licks and flicks. You arch your back as she switches breasts. She had the most amazing mouth, hands, everything. She was so skilled in the art of pleasure that at times you felt envious at the women who'd taught her how to be so good.
Her tongue dips low, a slow and torturous pace down to where you're yearning for her. You groan in misery as she places kisses on your pubic bone, inner thighs and clit. You jump slightly at the jolt in your pussy at the kiss.
"Baby...." You whine, she loved to make you beg and you were in no mood at the moment for the delayed gratification she was into. She'd make you feel like you wanted to climb the walls, bringing you to orgasm several times before fucking you so good you came so hard you felt like blacking out.
"Shhhh, I'm only doing what you said." She smirks, her eyes had a sparkle to them. "Make me water remember?"
She looks at your gooey, folds and moans. You were soaked, the wetness spread all over your inner thighs and core. She licked her lips before dipping her head and licking your pussy from top to bottom. You sighed, letting your head fall back against the pillows.
"Fuck, baby girl..." She hisses, savoring the taste of you on her tongue. She flattens herself in between your legs and starts eating you out like always. Her tongue attacking your pussy like it's the last meal on earth.
She slurps on your pussy, her eyes on your pretty face. Your head thrown back with your mouth wide open, moaning as she eats you out. She grasps your hands in hers and continues pleasuring you, not holding back.
The moment you feel the urge to cum your eyes snap open and your eyes lock with hers. You beg her with your eyes not to stop, she's making you feel too good to stop right now.
As if she's reading your mind she focuses on your clit, her tongue flat against your nub as she licks with more pressure and you moan out as you gush on her tongue. Your clit throbbing as she continues to lick. While you're coming down from your orgasm she shoves two fingers in you and starts thrusting them upwards.
She instantly connects with your sweet spot and your eyes roll back as she presses continuously on it. The feel of her eating your pussy while fucking you with her fingers has you stuck in stupid.
You can't help the moans, groans and whimpers that slip from your mouth as she fucks you so good. Your legs try to close as she continues to work your pussy. She knows exactly what to do to make you lose your mind and she's basking in the moment.
"Fuck! Ri...." You cry out. Your mouth feeling dry as she continues to fuck you.
"Fuck! Right there, mama!" You demand, fisting the sheets in your hands as she pounds your pussy with her skillful fingers.
"Ooooh, Mama. I love the way you eat my pussy...." You swear. She goes harder, drilling your pussy in skillful thrusts.
She sucks your clit in her mouth once she realizes you're right there and like a geyser ready to blow you squirt all over her hand and chin.
"Fuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkkkkk." You screech as she doesn't let up, and all you can do is cry as she makes you feel so deliriously good.
She moves her head to get a better look at your wet pussy, licking her lips as she tastes your essence. She continues fucking you her eyes locked on the way your pussy is sucking in her fingers, and adds a third.
"You can do it mama." She encourages, her tone gentle and soothing. "Let me see that pretty pussy cream."
"Fu...Ffffuckkkk." You grit through your teeth as she fucks you. Your body is glistening with sweat, your juices and your eyes are wide as she has her way with you.
"Look how my baby is taking me." She brags, her tone igniting something in your pit of your belly. "All that fucking sweetness all for me..."
Riri's mouth waters at the sight of your pussy taking her in. She's obsessed with the way your pussy looks, the way it gushes, squirts, creams. She could fuck you all day and still never have enough of you.
She moved up your body while her fingers were still slamming into you and captured your lips. She bit your bottom lip, hard before sucking on it. The moment she knew you were going to cum again she spit in your mouth and used her free hand to choke you watching as you arched up in her grasp and let out a howl.
Riri moved back, her fingers leaving your sensitive pussy. She looked down at your pussy, and licked at your juices while humming to herself. Once she had her fill, she looked at you and placed her hands at your lips.
"Taste yourself." She orders, and you obey quickly sucking her fingers in your mouth all the way. Your tongue licking everything off.
She smirks.
"I guess that song isn't so annoying after all." She shrugs, moving to spoon you while watching you struggle to get your breath under control.
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respiratory-kristem · 15 days
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are you skibi toilet gyatt sigma?
~(one of your sisters i think you know who I hope)
Teruko I swear to god if this is you I’ll take away your IPad
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ghosty-0w0 · 3 months
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I swear if I hear my gen alpha sib say “gyatt” or “skibidi” or “Ohio”…….
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I’m going to murder someone /j
IM SO DONE AUDJD IG DJ
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yoshiyomi · 3 months
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y.. Y/n..! I swear.. I'll never do it again! I p-promise I'll resist everyones gyatt and only eat yours! I.. I just.. I just want a bigger gyatt to eat! To edge to!.. I'm sorry... I promise I'll edge to you and only you! You're the skibidi to my toilet! You're the rizzler to my mogger... I edge to you pookie bear! Heh.. and i would do anything for you! O-ON SKIBIDI! *My aura starts shining as the word 'on skibidi' echos around the room*
say on kai cenat then ill believe you..
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