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#image diary#cannot sleep#alan cumming#shout out to the other people who do this#if anyone does#actually i hope they dont bc maybe that means im talking to him in my sleep
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I miss writing silly little aus.
Will someone please send me a one-sentence dialogue or random title prompt so I can write some silly aus? Pretty please?
#send prompts#i am begging#i just#need to flex that little braincell#it's so stressed it needs enrichment#like a random au#kimchay#kimchay fanfics#i guess i'll take meet you at the blossom prompts too#i like those little fuckers so far#just tell me when you send it i guess#if anyone does#please
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send me asks about how you'd be dominant to me/top me
#puppy barks#if anyone does#the test here is in the tags#don't talk about fucking me (nothing is ever being inserted into me ever) and we'll maybe get somewhere actually
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Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)
#DID ANYONE TELL HIM. DOES MR NERD KNOW THEY MADE LIVE ACTION LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIES#FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING CAME OUT IN 2001 DOES HE KNOW. HAS HE WATCHED THEM#more importantly the HOBBIT came out in december of 2012. meaning Ford came back JUST in time to watch it in theatres#which I choose to believe he and Dipper did do. I'm gonna draw that actually. Those nerds love Tolkien you cant tell me otherwise#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#dipper pines#mason pines#gravity falls#GF fanart#fan art#fanart#digital art#comic#silly#my art
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it’s so evil when you have a beverage and you drink it and then there’s no beverage anymore
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heullo it's me . spotify . I just wanted to know if by shuffle you meant normal style or horrible terrible useless worst style. actually I'm gonna assume horrible terrible useless worst style
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some people’s new years resolution needs to be to stop going out in public while horribly sick with infectious diseases
#public health is sort of a neat idea. does anyone want to try it#guy hacking and snorting in this bookstore im talking to you#skravler
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Whatever. Go My Beatles
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the moment I heard elphaba's delivery of "there's a girl i know..." in i'm not that girl i knew i had to draw this comic, i strongly recommend listening to it while you read for the full experience!
this comic is a companion to this piece (which was inspired by glinda's delivery of the same line in the i'm not that girl reprise).
pages 1-4 are from elphie's pov, pages 5-8 are from glinda's.
prints of individual pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
flower meanings in order of appearance:
#wicked#gelphie#(girl who has so many thoughts about i'm not that girl)#even jonathan bailey said i'm not that girl is a queer anthem. if nobody gets me i know he does#had to hold myself back from doing an animatic to the entire song (i don't have time)#i don't usually work in b&w so i was a little nervous but i'm really proud of how this comic turned out :')#it was a labor of love of many many weeks drawing this in between work#updated with prints for all 8 individual pages since a few people asked♡#might compile it as a little pdf zine when i have time for anyone who wants to keep it in higher resolution to re-read it#elphaba#glinda#gelphie fanart#wicked fanart#wlw#sapphic#lesbian#wlw art#sapphic art#lesbian art#comic#artists on tumblr#glinda x elphaba#elphaba thropp#glinda upland#galinda upland#i'm not that girl#flower meanings#language of flowers
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Search is turning up nothing, but that's Tumblr even if there is something, so:
Have I told you guys about my many adventures with the brothel massage parlour around the corner from my house yet?
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#handcrafted meme fresh off the presses#does this resonate with anyone#wizardposting#meme#not touchstarved#wizard#what do I tag lmao
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please god what am i tell me what i am
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actually the idea that Dick, the eldest, the only one who ever wore the cowl long term, the only one who raised a Robin on his own, is also the only one who can successfully, perfectly replicate that barked ROBIN! in Bruce's voice? the only one who can pull that exact tone from the depths of his soul, to the point where his voice is identical, so identical that old Robins like Jason are obeying before their minds even realize their bodies are moving? that Dick is the only one, has always been the only one, who can channel Bruce's voice? can channel Batman himself? I am going feral
#rambles#after that last panel reblog#yes I know there's the trope where all the batkids say ROBIN#but what if dick was the only one who could ever convincingly say that#what if from everyone else it was always a little off#still recognizable but#dick sounds like Bruce#or does bruce sound like dick?#it's the whiplash of hearing your own father's voice come from your chest okay#because you two are closer than anyone can ever understand#even if you don't want to be#his voice is THERE#and you know it like your own#batman#bruce wayne#dc#batfamily#dick grayson#nightwing#it doesn't belong to you but it's YOURS okay#jason todd#red hood#robin#batfam#batkids
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a satisfactory answer for Selina
#bruce wayne#batman#selina kyle#catwoman#batcat#bruce#selina#mine#my art#i wanted to make the bat ears fold back SO badly but it looked too odd . unfortunately#wanted to put the collar ON HIM too but also it looked too out of place. SAD .#oh my GOD i forgot i could add IDs to these pictures now !!!#just finished adding that#i will see if i can do that for the other images i posted on this blog#anyway#thats her pookie bear.... her discord kitten...#who said that#this is what batcat is . to me . not that deep#just playful. selina gets to cause a little mischief whenever she wants and bruce gets be ouppy when he wants#thats just what the file names are LOL ouppy 1 2 and 3#in another post i may feel inclined to expand on it instead of in these tags#just know that there are very few people he would let restrain him and she is one of them. they just vibe like that.#younger bruce DOES follow her like a little duckling for these kinds of things. older bruce is too miserable to do fwb w anyone anymore#so they just enjoy each others company and reminiscence#mm. alot of tags for a shitpost.
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Me, parking lot security: Do you have any ID on you today
Person I just found keying someone’s car: I’m sorry I’m autistic
Me: Cool, me too. So a driver’s license, regional ID, anything…?
Person, now crying: I can’t get in trouble I have an anxiety disorder can I just go I have really bad anxiety
Me: Yeah me too, I feel you. But you see the car’s owner will need information to file for insurance so again if I can get your name
Person: I literally have anxiety so bad I can’t do this
Me: Listen I’m not a cop, I can’t force you to stick around, but if you do wanna help with this and you’re not gonna run then eventually someone will need to know what your name is. Can you take a few deep breaths with me
Person: (crying harder) please I’m literally autistic
Me:
Me: So again I am also autistic
#Details changed for privacy reasons#AM I MISSING SOMETHING#IS THERE AN AUTISM BLIND SPOT HERE#WHAT AM I MISSING#I hate when this happens BRUH WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY#BESTIE I ALSO HAVE ANXIETY WHY ARE YOU VANDALIZING CARS#Teablart#This happens so much and I never know what to do#Except calm them down#But what does that even MEAN#“Don’t tell anyone what I did I have ADHD”#???????????#What does having ADHD have to do with other people knowing someone fucked their shit????#HELP
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