#incorrect kitty quotes

[bichocanibal]

Based on one of the incorrect quotes from @flippythegodzilla ^^

This one

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

Enid: So I finally took your advice. I signed up for that online dating site you told me about.

Yoko: Oh shit, no way. How’s it going? Have you met anyone?

Enid: Yes! But just as an fyi you accidentally gave me the wrong url it’s actually fbi.com.

Yoko: …you went on the FBI website? Enid that’s not an online dating site.

Enid: Yeah it is. They even have a list of the most desirable people in the country.

Yoko: Did it say FBI most wanted list?

Enid: Yes! Honestly some of their choices were questionable but there was also some cuties on there.

Yoko: Dude that’s a list of the biggest criminals in the world.

Enid: Yeah well Wednesday has been very nice to me.

Yoko: Oh really? Well she’s also wanted for flaying people alive and feeding her victims to her illegal collection of exotic animals.

Enid: You’re just jealous you didn’t get to ride on Kitty.

Yoko: Oh my god Enid! You hooked up with this girl?

Enid: What? No. Kitty’s her pet lion.

Yoko: I don’t know if that makes me feel better or worse. What did you do on this date Enid? Did you kill people?

Enid, mockingly: dID YoU kILl pEoPLe… be for real.

Yoko: Answer the question.

Enid: …I wanted to be spontaneous.

Yoko: You’re going to prison.

Enid: I had to prove my loyalty Yoko!

Yoko: To a psychopath?!

Enid, dreamily: I think she’s my soulmate.

[incorrect-bbc-ghosts]

*Kitty sneezes*

Captain: Kitty, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!

*Thomas sneezes*

Captain: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.

[ciinelqura]

— glee characters as social media posts/memes [pt50/?]

[my-dark-lord]

Velvette: Truth or dare? Valentino: Truth! Velvette: Do you- Vox: I dare you to kiss me. Valentino: *kisses Vox* Velvette, to Kitty: He said “truth”, right?

[thattripleabattery]

Logan: that's called a traumatic event

Logan to Kitty: not a "bit of a pickle."

Logan to Kurt: not a "bruh moment."

Logan to rogue: and definitely not a "major L."

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

“Do cats understand what static shock is, or does my cat think I have a mildly painful defensive ability that I sometimes use on them for no reason?”

— Mikey, at some point

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#302 Nap Buddies

Leona: Okay, truth or dare? Yuu: Truth! Leona: How many hours have you slept this week? Yuu: Yuu: ...Dare! Leona: Go to bed Yuu: I don't like this game

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Rugg: Ey Leona time to-*Comes in Leona's room but is shushed by an angry giant cat to keep quiet*

Leona*Has Yuu on top of him, arms on their waist as his chest is Cushing their cheek*...

Yuu*Sleeping peacefully and nuzzling into him*

Leona"Wake them...I dare you-"

....Its the other way around...big cat cant move when their human uses him as a nap pillow...he can't MOVE-

[a-flaming-idiot]

Marinette: ... Chat Blanc: "Oh my dear lady, you've finally come back for your kitty~" Marinette: ... Chat Blanc: "I've sat here on top of this building for ten months, waiting, knowing you'd return!" Marinette: ... Marinette: "I'll give you a hug, forehead kisses, and call you my favorite kitty in the whole wide world if you let me destroy your akuma." Chat Blanc ripping off his bell like his life depends on it: "DEAL!!!"

[incorrect-x-quotes]

Nightcrawler: Life is the scale upon which is measured the death of a man’s soul. Kitty: Nice. Who said that? Nightcrawler: I did, just now. You didn’t recognize my voice?

[moonah-rose]

Dutch, threatening someone: Now don't you dare make me send my son, Arthur, after you! He's the meanest bastard around! God knows what bloodthirsty horrors he's off doing right this minute!!

-Meanwhile-

Arthur: *sitting in a field of flowers, humming the song his mother used to sing to him while sketching some deer after having saved a widow and her children*

[flippythegodzilla]

Puss: Death and I don’t use pet names.

Kitty: I see. Hey, what the Spanish word for wolf ?

Puss: Lobo?

Death: Yes, Gatito?

Puss:

Kitty: Don't ever lie to my face again.

[incorrect-bbc-ghosts]

Julian, pointing to the wall: What color is this?

Thomas: Gray.

Alison: Grey.

Julian, turning to Kitty: Now tell them what color you think it is.

Kitty: Dark white.

[ciinelqura]

— glee characters as social media posts/memes [pt47/?]

[jazzyjesse]

Kabru: What are your pronouns?

Izutsumi: What's a pronoun?

Kabru: Indicative of but not exclusive to your gender identity

Izutsumi: Stop swearing at me

Kabru: Can I refer to you as they/them?

Izutsumi: But my name is Izutsumi

Kabru: Laios, what are the cat ones pronouns?!

Laios: Oh, we use she/her for her, but she doesn't seem to care

[fandomnerd9602]

Kitty stands before Y/N, who’s lying on the couch…

Y/N: why don’t you come cuddle with me?

Kitty: what if I fall right thru you?

Y/N: I trust you baby

Kitty gently lays down and snuggles right into Y/N’s arms…

Y/N: see? Not bad, my shadow cat

Kitty: (giggles) not bad at all

Fan cast: Maude Apatow as Kitty Pride

For @deafeningsharkslimeempath